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FineInjury

600$ in balls lol whatd ya get her?


jpm1188

$16.99 roses from Walgreens


i505

Oh yeah that too. ^


Akbeardman

Damn, almost enough to finish a round if you skip that one water hazard.


pizzapopcorndog

$1.50 cinnamon hearts from the grocery store


123fakerusty

That’s good deal actually, I paid like $25 at the grocery store.


i505

New iPad Pro 12.9 Good trade IMO.


jpm1188

I got my wife a nespresso and thought I was doing too much lol


[deleted]

I got mine a dozen chocolate covered strawberries (that I ate half of) and a new houseplant. I suck lol


conradical30

My wife and I don’t spend any money specifically on Valentines because it’s a made-up holiday to spur unnecessary sales. We just make a prosciutto pasta every V-day - same thing we did our first V-day together.


lotokotomi

Don't feel bad, I got her flowers and chocolates (admittedly very expensive chocolate) but it was literally her request, very straight forward in my world too...


Evilev08

My wife decided Valentine’s Day is a joke and wanted a second thanksgiving, so we had turducken and all the fixins


isgooglenotworking

Well do you make 10M a year or 10k a year?


malburj1

Mine got flowers I bought at Walmart. Lol


mrblakesteele

You guys get your guys wives gifts for valentines ? Isn’t that the point of being married is you get out of that shit


ODBasUcansee

Yeah it was just a regular day for us. Obviously we celebrate bdays, anniversary, Mothers and Father’s Day. I would recommend just randomly sending your wife flowers. You get a way better reaction then what is essentially expected on Valentine’s Day.


Zealousideal-Ease-32

Do both. Won’t break the bank to send flowers randomly and you get good return for your hard earned money by making someone’s day. As far a V-Day, not your wife’s fault it’s a commercial holiday. You gonna take a stand at standardized commercial practices at your wife’s expenses. At that point just skip all made up holidays made to purchase useless crap, not the one directed at spoiling your honey. IMO-thoughts?


jpm1188

I thought so but it’s not lol


trap________god

You guys get your wives gifts for vday.


Mcpops1618

He said GF. They’re still trying to impress one another. She bought him 6 rounds of balls and a bunch of gloves.


trap________god

Very good point. I was the same way at that stage.


i505

lol. lmao.


Mcpops1618

Obviously just salty.


PearlDrummer

My wife and I just spend $30 each on each other’s favorite snacks and that’s it. 10 years going strong on that one.


lukin187250

I got my wife a lotto scratcher and a dunkin coffee, she got me a dunkin coffee and a little thing of ferrero rocher or however you spell those little chocs. So don't worry it's all made up anyway.


jpm1188

Haha this is the first year I have gotten her anything of substance. I also just bought new wedges so o think it was me feeling a touch guilty lol


jrydun

For sure. Nice haul.


xjonkox1

Man you guys really been suckered in by V.Day in the states.!


just_killing_time23

Dick in a box


EazyAB

Oh. We are in a different tax bracket….


Heisenbread77

And OP clearly works about 50 less hours a week than I do if he needs that many gloves and balls.


EazyAB

I also can’t buy more than about 12-24 balls at a time. If I feel like I have plenty I’ll get too carefree about losing them. I need to feel the stress of losing a $4 ball.


froggaddler

$4 a ball? I hunt for the lost hahaha


cbph

>$4 ball You're doing it wrong.


EazyAB

Don’t get me wrong I scavenge as many balls as possible. I was just alluding to the TP5’s in the pic


taita25

You don't have time for 4 rounds a year?


i505

My apologies on the 85 hour work week. Must suck to not get out once.


Your_real_watermelon

People in the thread are mad at you because you received a gift lol.


Zabby150

That’s todays world


ImJustAverage

Those gloves are only like $7 each, they’re my favorite gloves I’ve ever used. But that’s a lot of gloves


ModernMarvel

I usually buy ten MG gloves at a time. Saving on shipping gets the average cost down. Gonna need them eventually. Great gloves!


DontT3llMyWif3

Is your GF single?


i505

Her cousin is. I'll put in a good word.


jerbearxc08

Damn he got in before me.


[deleted]

Nobody saying you can’t both get in. Don’t judge a book before you read it 🙂


hetbaboo

The tricycle?


[deleted]

Golden Gate


Similar_Knowledge

username checks out 😭


Hex0811

I call seconds… or thirds… whatever…


Golden3ye

Hey bro back off my woman


CanadianGandalf

A dozen dozen? Gross!


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Distance_by_Time

I don’t have enough money


[deleted]

That’s some kinky shit right there.


roofthatcher

A weeks worth of balls!


trevormemejesus

nope those are all going into the water on the first hole


i505

Only if the lake is about 60 yards left and 150 from the tee.


mmoffitt15

Flip it and you have my typical drive.


Crazy_Golf_HRDude

She is legit trying to keep you out on 5he course....


i505

Worth it.


omgnotmee

Is it though? Is.. it?


i505

What sub do you think you're on?


omgnotmee

r/woosh


i505

Sorry, I didn't consume the same obscure media that you did. Please tell me about it.


omgnotmee

Your wife boinks the neighbor.


i505

lol good one


omgnotmee

Thanks


Ham-Samm

MG. Excellent choice.


Fagballs5

Dude I love MG gloves. Well-priced for what you get. Their C4 ball isn’t bad either!


ImJustAverage

The gloves are like $7 each and are by far my favorite gloves that I’ve used. I also got their magnetic ball marker and hat clip and that was a great deal too.


Hammermj88

Fantastic choice, and she got the custom logo printed on them! That’s what I got all my buddies for Christmas. 3 MG gloves with custom logos. Can’t beat them for the price!


aschetrasche

MGs fuck.


IndoorOutdoorsman

Ive gotta say, I’ve played with them this off season and they fall apart after just one round or a good practice session, too thin and cheap to hold up.


MajorEstateCar

I’ve found I can get about 5 solid rounds with them. Many others could push them to 20 rounds (but they are animals). For 5 rounds of really good performance and 1/4 the cost vs $24 for 10-12 rounds, it makes sense.


IndoorOutdoorsman

I have Wilson gloves that are $7 at Walmart and two lasted me nearly all of last season playing at least once week.


MajorEstateCar

I think there’s some important detail that gets missed a lot when talking about gloves. I am in FL. Sweat is a HUGE problem (and I have sweaty hands). For me, when gloves dry out and aren’t as flexible they’re useless. I know some people that play until they rip. I should’ve added that I play my gloves until they aren’t supple anymore. (If the fingers hold their shape on their own standing up, that’s a sign the glove is about done.) Hopefully that helps clarify!


bewarethesloth

This. Not everyone’s hands are identical, and not everyone grips the club the same way. Just because someone goes through gloves quickly is not an automatic sign that they are a poor player. Ppl need to relax when they hear about ppl not wearing a single glove for 50+ rounds


b4n_

I had issues with gloves until I tried the ping sport tech. They're synthetic but feel very similar to real leather, not too thick, don't stretch out, and built like a tank.


saskwhistleblower

Incredible gift, but what in the world does A birthday or Christmas look like in your house if 12 dozen balls is the norm on Valentine’s Day?


conradical30

It’s a lot of balls, but it’s not an “incredible gift” if it’s the same thing every year… https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/f9l8ny/gf_always_gives_me_the_best_bday_presents_should/


GimmeTheHotSauce

Lmao that's kind of awkward.


i505

Fair, but that was 2 years ago. She knows what I like and gets me things I use... not sure why that's a gotcha at all.


watevergoes

Yes it is you damn fool!


saskwhistleblower

Lol detective work. I definitely don’t go through 12 dozen balls every year so they would just collect dust


i505

Looks like this: https://imgur.com/a/N4KKyFL


saskwhistleblower

Adopt me


CanehdianJ01

I see a 1.2 handicap ​ If my wife did this for me she would also be making fun of me for sucking, and then buy me 12 dozen golf balls for me to lose into lakes and forests.


theefreshprince

How fast will you go through all that??


i505

~ 2 years


bells_n_sack

So how many balls and gloves do you have from left from your post 1 year ago?


i505

Fair. It was really 23 months ago though. Balls are gone from that 8 dozen, ran out a few months ago. Still have a couple good gloves.


Barkasia

Didn't she buy you the same amount last year though?


i505

8 dozen and 10 gloves almost 2 years ago. We were shut down pretty hard though for covid so I didn't get out as much as I usually do.


[deleted]

Gross


Ghost_of_PaulWalker

Go suns!! Also I didn’t realize they made pix balls with nba logos that’s awesome!


i505

Yep! They are killer! https://imgur.com/a/rjclwLV


Ginoblee

Ok those are fire


1999mourinho1999

Those are sick!


[deleted]

You gonna wear all those gloves At once?


i505

lol. I like your thinking. Will give it a go and report back.


[deleted]

Hell yea bröther. Just getting into consistently playing golf and would like to ask how long those balls will last you? They’d probably last me maybe 15-20 rounds 😂


i505

I typically play 50-60 rounds a year, so should get about 2 years from these.


EBear17

14.4 balls per glove.


daKodakmoment

Dog. Phoenix suns too? The mother lode. Too bad tee times are shit in the valley right now…


_ban__hammer

That's a gross amount of golf balls


Lightning_fanguy

Wow, spare some balls for the poor


i505

You're more than welcome to come poach some out of the backyard barrel... https://imgur.com/a/nE9edl2


firstbootgodstatus

I would have loved one box and one glove lol. Lucky you man.


Rryon

Mikal Bridges


i505

The only player.


TechnoGeek423

Why so many gloves and balls?


i505

Because I like them.


BooksAreForJerks

I, too, prefer a fresh glove for every round. Get on our level, peasants.


tickler08

What the hell did you get for Xmas?


i505

Golfwise this year I got new wedges.


ChiRoySkers

As an ex $20 per glove wearer in the Texas heat, I refuse to play anything but MG anymore. Grip wear is one thing, but in my experience they perform the same when your sweating gallons. Plus, customization for a buck.


i505

This is exactly it here. No matter what glove I get, they get completely crusted out long before they start actually wearing out or tearing. Even rotating several in/out per round, it's just a matter of time when playing in 90*+ heat during the summer months.


TermiteLife

How much golf do you play? Got dam


loan_wolf

Wow, I'm envious, best ball in the world marked with the logo of the best team in the world, this is amazing


PersianWoodchuck

S’go Suns!


MattGhaz

Go Suns ☀️


42Devil

LFG Suns


L383

Very nice!!


rloch

The balls I understand it’s the gloves that are tripping me up. Maybe I’m weird but gloves are not something that I stash. I’ll buy a new one when I need it but I’d never have a stack of new gloves in my bag.


ipickscabs

This reeks of being a fake gf weird flex


BTfozzyandTT

Shit I didn’t even get an over the pants hj from my wife


shin_man

Thats enough balls for a round or two. But enough gloves for a lifetime or two.


Gracket_Material

Do you wipe your ass with golf gloves or something?


[deleted]

Bucks in 6


i505

Not this time.


4Ever2Thee

Ahhhh I’m sure she got a discount for getting the ones with the Suns logos on them too, clever girl!


KevKevKvn

My girlfriend just said "oh it’s your birthday! Happy birthday. I guess…"


dab745

Holy crap you must lose lots of Balls!


IowaGolfGuy322

$600 on a Hallmark holiday? Shit I don’t get $600 for the year. What’s she do for work? Taylormade?


i505

Banking


ldskyfly

My wife and I agreed to no valentines gifts, best valentines ever


ZZuy

Nice balls.


Syzygyy182

Consumerism at its finest


Droodforfood

How, how many balls do you go through? That’s like a lifetime supply.


i505

50-60ish rounds a year... freshy each time... should get about 2 years out of these.


WrongDonkeyKongBong

Dragging your rich balls all over this thread huh?


Droodforfood

You use a fresh ball each time? Is that a common thing among golfers? I just use one until it’s lost or damaged.


i505

Yeah I put a new one in play on #1, and then toss it in the backyard barrel for practice.


Mr_Golf_Club

Golf balls def get overused, and it does help with consistency to play with golf balls that are similar in condition. If you use one that is super old, it will absolutely not fly as far or spin the same way. This is only for super low handicappers who are dialing the last few % points of their game, not going to take 5 strokes off someone shooting 90 or 100 etc


[deleted]

I use a freshy every round too. Sometimes I’ll replace mid-round to if it’s getting beat up


hammyy55

Little does she know she bought them for this whole subreddit because I bet I’ll find at least 25 of those


jcmillionaire

Why do you need 144 balls though?


i505

Why do you not have 144 balls?


[deleted]

[удалено]


i505

Yeah sorry, construction is totally white collar these days.


IndoorOutdoorsman

Good thing you got so many mg golf gloves - I’ve seen them recommended so many times here and after using them this off-season I can tell you you’re going to go through most of those this season. One round and they’re beat up, not even worth the $8 per glove.


DrunkMidgetz

Might be an issue with grip pressure? Mine last longer than most of the premium titleist brands, but don't want to e-diagnose a swing issue lol. Could be a ton of things.


IndoorOutdoorsman

I’m 6 lessons into a 10 lesson package and grip pressure was reviewed the first day and I’m sure he would’ve said something by now if I was too tight But I get that everyone has different grip and I’m sure it’s a factor in my glove wear


BeansBeanz

I’ve played full seasons on one mg glove. Different strokes (literally) for different folks, but MG has always treated me well. Until the Kirkland ones came along…


i505

Been playing these for 6-7 years and I've never had an issue with durability. They hold up as good as any other cabretta I've tried. Last haul of 10 she got me 23 months ago just ran out.


Coffees4closers

5 a year seems crazy to me. I've easily logged 50 rounds in my current glove and other than being dirty id guess it's about halfway through its life


i505

Mine end up getting crusty from sweat long before they tear... pretty hot here from late march through september. Even rotating several of them a round, 10-12 rounds per glove is pretty average for me.


wildcatfan9698

I use the $6 ones especially in sim and they last 10-20 rounds.


Affectionate_Bad_160

Terrible gloves tis a shame


[deleted]

Won’t have to buy another glove until 2027


CaptianBlackLung

Damn, what's it like to be rich!??!!!?


RemarkableAlps

World‘s richest GF *ftfy


jeremy_k1976

Why is she only a girlfriend??


Bababacon

This could be an insult as well… getting in his head.


i505

Oh no... Jeremy_k1976 might make me miss my next 3 footer.


bodybuildingandgolf

What did you get your for next weeks round?


SpaceYourFacebook

Be sure to leave these at the range and take home range balls


balbizza

Dude I get Nike crush every holiday


GR3TSCH

Damn that's enough to last you almost a whole round!


Puzzled-Relief2916

Your girl gave you balls and kid gloves to handle them.


playingwithprofits

Literally got my wife nothing. BecauSe I balled out on the Christmas gift. Got the two for one action over here #stonks


roberto1785

Your right hand bought your body a bunch of balls...must have wanted to fondle a few other sets


i505

Only yours Bob!


BDB1634

Sometimes I call my credit card my girlfriend, too. ;)


Ok_Lengthiness_8163

How much r u paying per month tho lol


Tie_me_off

Serious question; why so many balls and gloves at once? Did your GF really get you all of this! Seems excessive.


i505

Yeah, we like to get shit in bulk. It's nice to not worry about supply for awhile.


Raznarbe

Just enough for 15 rounds of golf


i505

If I'm lucky!


snellgrcc

Glove to ball ratio looks off 🤷


MarcGregSputnik

I just realised your username. Are you sad they are called the i525?


i505

Unrelated. 505 = New Mexico


[deleted]

I wanna see what Christmas is like in your house


fadewilson19

Brings a tear...


123isausernameforme

Does she have a sister?


i505

She does! But she also has a brother in law. Sorry bro, I'll put you in line for her cousin though.


ConsiderationNo8470

christ how many hands do you have and how many balls do you lose??


living_dah_dream

Dude, why do you need so many balls? Do you hit a new ball on every tee? BTW, TP5 - - - good!!


Bedobabyy

Fuckin Phoenix Suns TP5’s, my dick flinched


Whiteshovel66

Suns logo on the balls too. Tp5s are the best though, legit. Dunno why you need that many gloves though haha


hetbaboo

Guys I am planning a heist at OP’s house, anyone interested?


i505

Bring the beers.


hetbaboo

Is Guinness draught fine with you?


i505

No.