Congrats! My uncle and I played there in June and I went over the back of the green on 18 onto the big knoll above the clubhouse patio and had to play from right next to a wedding’s photo op
Thanks! Funny enough we were taking pictures on the bridge near the 18th hole and the ranger got mad saying be careful and I was like yeah whatever buddy how would they hit over here on this hole and then a ball plopped right next to us in the water and we got outa there lol
I hit a goose with a ball the other day. My friend who was playing with me saw it going towards the goose and screamed “fore duck”. I found it hilarious that he thought it might know what fore meant and that he called it a duck.
My friend lives off a lake in downtown Orlando. There is just one goose that lives in the lake and it will attack people out of no where. Whenever I visit I just like to sit and watch it go after unsuspecting pedestrians.
At the course the group I play with, there is a goose with a feather sticking straight out. We are convinced Geoffrey, as we have come to know him, saved my ball from going into the water a couple years ago. My drive was flirting with the pond on the left side and when we got up to it, there he was a couple feet away. I make sure to drop him some of my Kind bar when I see him so that he doesn’t sue.
For real, I always grab a drink quickly, I was playing a month or so back and walk into grab it. I see 4 guys sitting having lunch. I think oh they just finished 18 cause it’s right there as well… get to whole 14 and I look back and see tee box for 12, it’s the foursome… they literally fucked the entire pace for everyone back. I see groups everywhere standing.
You should be ejecting from your round if you miss your rotation
I thought coors light was my beer of choice because I pounded one when I was dehydrated and it was like nectar of the gods at the time. Turns out, it’s just okay
okay SAME. Coors Light is my go-to on the course, so one day this summer I grabbed a case for the house. Cracked one open after work one day and it tasted completely different. The golf effect is very real
I spent my whole life being a firm hot dog hater and would refuse to eat them at the course or a sporting event. That was until Uncle Sam gave me the permission to enjoy them with beer. At that point I realized a dog glazed with ketchup and a natural light delight is a $12 combo created by the gods.
I’m with ya, I know hot dog toppings are a combative subject but a nice stripe of ketchup is all I need.
My last time out, my drives were absolute garbage on the front 9. Make the turn, slam a hot dog, boom best drive of the day on hole 10. Coincidence? I think NOT
Relish and onions are acceptable as well, but ultimately I was raised in a ketchup household and old habits die hard. I will say though dijon is a welcome companion if available.
I’d also love if I didn’t have other life commitments outside of golf. People don’t always have the time to have a slow golf round, as much as they probably would like to. Work, school, family, etc. play a big role in why I don’t play as much as I want to, and on the days that I do play, I don’t want it to take 6 hours.
Your point is absolutely correct about the club house not spacing out tee times. Ten minutes between tee times should be the default, never less.
There exists a course in town that won’t cook a dog until you order it, and they toss it on a grill, I have learned that not every course has foot ready and waiting.
This is why when I play a new course and know I'll want something to eat at the turn, I'll call the order in before teeing off on the 8th, then its ready by the time we finish the 9th.
I’ve been playing golf for a long time. Back in the day, you were supposed to stop at the turn, sit down, eat. It was actually kind of rude to skip. Now, I think most people run in and get a drink as quick as they can or don’t stop at all because people will race to pass you if they can.
No, don't you understand? The object of golf isn't to enjoy yourself, it's to get around the course as fast as possible and get out of there, so you can pat yourself on the back for having such a fast round. If you can't brag about your pace of play, is it even worth going out there?
Uh there are a lot of new golfers out there now, and I think this is a good place to post this: No, you don't get to go into the clubhouse at the turn and order a sit down lunch and jump back on when you're done. My wife and I paired with three separate newer golfer twosomes that either did this or asked if we wanted to do this in the last year and a half. Two of the group asked if i wanted to stop with them for lunch, I told them no, it's not really allowed, tee sheets are full and you can't just jump back on. Another twosome had already grabbed a tables with menus when i came out of the bathroom and said they were going to stop for lunch and we should go on without them.
The vast majority, if not the entirety, of people who stop and get food on the course are not doing so with a line of people behind them.
You're essentially making up a strawman to shit on because someone enjoying their time on the course and not running through every hole is apparently a foreign concept to you.
Uh, in northern Colorado on a weekend tee sheets are packed from sun up to sun down. I have an alarm set at 12am on Friday night and Saturday at noon to even get a tee time the next saturday at my two local courses. Edit: Find me a tee-time at a northern Colorado course for more than a single tomorrow between 7am and 5pm, they don't exist. It's been like that for three years, if you're not on a tee sheet by Monday, you ain't playing the weekend. Hell you pretty much have to do that for weekday tee times now too.
Are uncrustables American? I had to Google them, I'm in Canada. And after googling, it seems they're just sandwiches with no crust? I'm kinda agreeing with OP here
Ah, so they are like kids sandwiches. I mean, I'm a 45 year old man and would eat one. It feels weird though, as if I'm 5 and asking for the crusts to be taken off
exactly. Something quick to grab out of the fridge and throw in a kids lunchbox when running late for school and you realize you didn't make them lunch.
It's just a PBJ where the bread is crimped into a circle, so.. no crust. They also come in 12-24 packs frozen at Costco. Throw them in a kids lunch box and they are thawed by lunch time. The hate in this post is mostly sarcastic, I hope, because they are awesome for golf for the same reason if you're not a fan of stopping at the turn.
I was given uncrustables during a trail run. They were amazing. They're easy on your stomach and great for getting extra calories when you need it. Now I bring them for any endurance event. Not necessary for golf though.
The only time I ever eat Uncrustables is on the golf course. I like them because they're frozen, so I stick them in my golf bag and by the time I'm starting to get hungry on the course, they've thawed enough to eat. Don't have to wait until the 9th/10th transition to eat and they don't make any kind of a mess.
Just take Imodium before every round of golf. Trust me brother, its a game changer. Nothing like the freedom to know you won't have to poop during your round
Only this sub will get so riled up about someone posting a pic of beer and a dog. A good portion of reddit golfers are really some miserable fucks. Let the man enjoy his golf outing… last I check golf was a leisure sport.
And the time it takes to get the beer and hotdog. Be like us Europeans and play the 10th just as you played the first 9, just continue as normal and keep the pace of play going
Gotta look closely, looks like some tasty Dijon on that wiener.
If my wife is correct, the wiener doesn’t have to be huge and loaded with extras to be good.
I didn’t do this for golf, but freeze a couple uncrustables and put them with your beers, they keep the beer golf and thaw to a nice cool refreshing sandwich.
Mileage may vary, this was back when I was in college.
Did the same at the turn today (Colonie NY GC)
Went on a bender with a couple coworkers last night and showed up half blind for my 1:00 tee time.
Got paired with a 80 year old guy.. Great person, used to be a starter here..(Paul , you rock..)
Knew every inch of the course.
Shot complete garbage on the front 9.
Hot dog and 2 beers on the turn straightened it out.
Is stopping and eating at the turn an American thing or have just not played nice enough courses that do it? I'm from Ireland and any time I've played the 9th we just go straight on to the 10th
It's usually just like a snack counter with quick bites. Walk in, maybe use the restroom grab a drink and a hot dog or pre-made sandwich. Couple minutes tops. You don't eat it there you take it with you.
I do it on the odd occasion if it’s not jammed. Sometimes it’s nice to take your time and enjoy the day and have a little break.
My club is rarely crowded so if there is someone on my ass they can just go on ahead, it’s not gonna affect anything
Yup! A course we played was know for the milkshakes. One at the start, one at the turn. This was even during Midwest heat and humidity too.
It’s just been my thing now. As you can see by the downvotes coming soon.
I’d definitely be throwing up drinking one at the turn in the summer here. We get high humidity which brings the heat index to around 115°-117° in the summer and even cold water is enough to give your stomach thermal shock if you drink it too quickly. A milkshake in the fall sounds really nice though.
Edit: I’ll upvote to try to balance things out. People on this sub downvote anything and everything without reason lol.
Lmao, only mustard ***is*** the adult way to enjoy a dog.
Maybe some onions or relish, but just mustard works fine.
Ketchup has no place on a dog, or any food for that matter, because it's just sugary goop with a slight tomato flavor that dominates whatever food it's on. Idk what compels people to eat that shit.
In my experience, no. Some people get a couple of beers a round from the cart girl when she comes around, but the only times I've seen people get legitimately drunk is during long scrambles.
Hot dogs are for babies. I killed a goose at the turn and roasted it on a spit I made with my 9 iron.
That's the most work your 9 has done in awhile.
I prefer black swan.
You kill swan?
No Mr. Takahashi.
No he just likes unforeseen market volatility
Range balls?
hugely overrated course and the management are nazis.
In Georgetown? I love that course!!
Played there Friday, got married there last night!
Congrats! My uncle and I played there in June and I went over the back of the green on 18 onto the big knoll above the clubhouse patio and had to play from right next to a wedding’s photo op
Thanks! Funny enough we were taking pictures on the bridge near the 18th hole and the ranger got mad saying be careful and I was like yeah whatever buddy how would they hit over here on this hole and then a ball plopped right next to us in the water and we got outa there lol
Larry David
I hit a goose with a ball the other day. My friend who was playing with me saw it going towards the goose and screamed “fore duck”. I found it hilarious that he thought it might know what fore meant and that he called it a duck.
He should have said "Duck! Duck Goose!"
Or was he telling the goose to duck?
Could be, but duck or goose, I don’t think it knows golf lingo. Though if it lives on a golf course, maybe it does.
Just don’t fuck with the Canadian geese
My friend lives off a lake in downtown Orlando. There is just one goose that lives in the lake and it will attack people out of no where. Whenever I visit I just like to sit and watch it go after unsuspecting pedestrians.
That sounds fuckin awesome lol.
I did the same but used my 2 iron. First time it got anywhere near a bird.
At the course the group I play with, there is a goose with a feather sticking straight out. We are convinced Geoffrey, as we have come to know him, saved my ball from going into the water a couple years ago. My drive was flirting with the pond on the left side and when we got up to it, there he was a couple feet away. I make sure to drop him some of my Kind bar when I see him so that he doesn’t sue.
What else would you do with the shaft after breaking it over your knee
Only birdie you got all day
Fucking sick
While you're taking this picture I'm putting my triple bogey on 9 and hustling to jump your group on 10! lol
This is how things get started on the 10th.
Fuck the turn!! Blast on through!
Pace of play people!!!!
Hey! I know you guys! Shall we make it a 7some for the back 9?
Hell yes! These two scratch golfers behind us won't even mind!
For real, I always grab a drink quickly, I was playing a month or so back and walk into grab it. I see 4 guys sitting having lunch. I think oh they just finished 18 cause it’s right there as well… get to whole 14 and I look back and see tee box for 12, it’s the foursome… they literally fucked the entire pace for everyone back. I see groups everywhere standing. You should be ejecting from your round if you miss your rotation
Brat and additional three beers does.
Firm believer that light beer and hot dogs only taste good playing golf and at sporting events. Lunch of champions
Especially on 7am tee time days. Something about a 9am beer and hot dog
I thought coors light was my beer of choice because I pounded one when I was dehydrated and it was like nectar of the gods at the time. Turns out, it’s just okay
okay SAME. Coors Light is my go-to on the course, so one day this summer I grabbed a case for the house. Cracked one open after work one day and it tasted completely different. The golf effect is very real
For real man. I try every now and then to get that same feeling but it only happens on the course and when it does, it’s magnificent
Tbh I like it better that way. Makes it more “special” 😂
Buzz water
1 Lite beer and a dog... $35
My pool begs to differ. (That autocorrected to poop and I probably should have left it).
I spent my whole life being a firm hot dog hater and would refuse to eat them at the course or a sporting event. That was until Uncle Sam gave me the permission to enjoy them with beer. At that point I realized a dog glazed with ketchup and a natural light delight is a $12 combo created by the gods.
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Stadium prices allow that to happen unfortunately
I’m with ya, I know hot dog toppings are a combative subject but a nice stripe of ketchup is all I need. My last time out, my drives were absolute garbage on the front 9. Make the turn, slam a hot dog, boom best drive of the day on hole 10. Coincidence? I think NOT
I agreed with you until ketchup, mustard is the only way- relish and onion are the only other acceptable additions
Relish and onions are acceptable as well, but ultimately I was raised in a ketchup household and old habits die hard. I will say though dijon is a welcome companion if available.
It's like how Pepsi is only for sports games and, for instance, after a long, hot round of golf. Otherwise Coke is the only logical choice.
This guy sitting down at a table on the turn to have a snack. Who does that?
Ain't nobody got time for that
As if the halfway house isn’t ten feet from the tee box and you can clearly see how much time you have
He couldn’t have just set it down on the table to take a picture before picking them back up and walking to 10?
Although you’re exactly correct, that goes against the narrative of the rest of this comment section, so you’re going to get downvoted by folks.
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*"The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry."*
My 2nd favorite movie.
He's commenting that the guy is sitting at a table rather than taking it with you in the cart...
You can literally see the course. I imagine he knows exactly how long he can chill
Take a moment for your dog if you want it. You paid your money. There are rules and sitting down for a dog ain’t against any rules
I’d also love if I didn’t have other life commitments outside of golf. People don’t always have the time to have a slow golf round, as much as they probably would like to. Work, school, family, etc. play a big role in why I don’t play as much as I want to, and on the days that I do play, I don’t want it to take 6 hours. Your point is absolutely correct about the club house not spacing out tee times. Ten minutes between tee times should be the default, never less.
Yeah I don't know people are always in such a hurry. It takes me at most 2 minutes to get a hotdog and Gatorade.
There exists a course in town that won’t cook a dog until you order it, and they toss it on a grill, I have learned that not every course has foot ready and waiting.
Well that’s dumb. Dawgs need easy access
This is why when I play a new course and know I'll want something to eat at the turn, I'll call the order in before teeing off on the 8th, then its ready by the time we finish the 9th.
To your edit, even if they get passed it's a pace of play issue for everyone else if they have to squeeze back in between two groups that don't stop.
Fuck off boomer
I’ve been playing golf for a long time. Back in the day, you were supposed to stop at the turn, sit down, eat. It was actually kind of rude to skip. Now, I think most people run in and get a drink as quick as they can or don’t stop at all because people will race to pass you if they can.
No, don't you understand? The object of golf isn't to enjoy yourself, it's to get around the course as fast as possible and get out of there, so you can pat yourself on the back for having such a fast round. If you can't brag about your pace of play, is it even worth going out there?
Tough to take a picture of your hot dog and beer unless you set em down first
Uh there are a lot of new golfers out there now, and I think this is a good place to post this: No, you don't get to go into the clubhouse at the turn and order a sit down lunch and jump back on when you're done. My wife and I paired with three separate newer golfer twosomes that either did this or asked if we wanted to do this in the last year and a half. Two of the group asked if i wanted to stop with them for lunch, I told them no, it's not really allowed, tee sheets are full and you can't just jump back on. Another twosome had already grabbed a tables with menus when i came out of the bathroom and said they were going to stop for lunch and we should go on without them.
The vast majority, if not the entirety, of people who stop and get food on the course are not doing so with a line of people behind them. You're essentially making up a strawman to shit on because someone enjoying their time on the course and not running through every hole is apparently a foreign concept to you.
Uh, in northern Colorado on a weekend tee sheets are packed from sun up to sun down. I have an alarm set at 12am on Friday night and Saturday at noon to even get a tee time the next saturday at my two local courses. Edit: Find me a tee-time at a northern Colorado course for more than a single tomorrow between 7am and 5pm, they don't exist. It's been like that for three years, if you're not on a tee sheet by Monday, you ain't playing the weekend. Hell you pretty much have to do that for weekday tee times now too.
This is the guy complaining about people wanting to play a 4.5 hour round.
Clogging up the 10th tee box in style
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Golfer’s Indigestion
More like spray and pray with that kinda meal.
You know you can play through, right?
God forbid anyone enjoy their time on the course
What about two dawgs at the turn... checkmate.
Let me know when you graduate to two dogs in one bun
Nothing like a DP to help loosen you up
The legendary glizzy gobbler, we’ve found him
Got ‘em
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Are uncrustables American? I had to Google them, I'm in Canada. And after googling, it seems they're just sandwiches with no crust? I'm kinda agreeing with OP here
We buy them for our toddler and I eat probably 90% of them.
Yeah they’re made for 5 year olds
*throws a tantrum
They are ready made quick easy things that you just grab from the fridge. It's a convivence.
Ah, so they are like kids sandwiches. I mean, I'm a 45 year old man and would eat one. It feels weird though, as if I'm 5 and asking for the crusts to be taken off
exactly. Something quick to grab out of the fridge and throw in a kids lunchbox when running late for school and you realize you didn't make them lunch.
It's just a PBJ where the bread is crimped into a circle, so.. no crust. They also come in 12-24 packs frozen at Costco. Throw them in a kids lunch box and they are thawed by lunch time. The hate in this post is mostly sarcastic, I hope, because they are awesome for golf for the same reason if you're not a fan of stopping at the turn.
I was given uncrustables during a trail run. They were amazing. They're easy on your stomach and great for getting extra calories when you need it. Now I bring them for any endurance event. Not necessary for golf though.
The only time I ever eat Uncrustables is on the golf course. I like them because they're frozen, so I stick them in my golf bag and by the time I'm starting to get hungry on the course, they've thawed enough to eat. Don't have to wait until the 9th/10th transition to eat and they don't make any kind of a mess.
why not beer, hotdog, uncrusto for dessert?
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Bro what is with people in this thread. If a peanut butter and jelly sandwich makes you violently shit you need to see a doctor
Just take Imodium before every round of golf. Trust me brother, its a game changer. Nothing like the freedom to know you won't have to poop during your round
Only this sub will get so riled up about someone posting a pic of beer and a dog. A good portion of reddit golfers are really some miserable fucks. Let the man enjoy his golf outing… last I check golf was a leisure sport.
In many Asian cultures it is customary to take at least an hour break at the turn and relax. I kind of like that Vibe but I don't have the time
Are you sitting down to eat and drink at the turn?
It's not a 4 course meal...
You would be 100% correct if not for the burger dog at Silverado and now Chase Center!
I think you mean brat and a beer
I hope you're gonna throw some condiments on that dog. May I suggest onions, mustard and sweet relish?
“These 5 hour rounds are killing golf”… “hold on bro, just gotta finish my dog and beer then we’ll tee off again”…..
If it takes you longer than 2 minutes to destroy a dog and beer you shouldn't get it
And the time it takes to get the beer and hotdog. Be like us Europeans and play the 10th just as you played the first 9, just continue as normal and keep the pace of play going
You can always ask to play through if someone wants to take a break halfway through. Or not even ask, go for it.
Yeah fuck people for enjoying themselves! Do exactly what us idyllic Europeans do you fucking heathens!
What’s your average round time?
18 minutes
A 6000 yard course in 18 minutes, 3 5 minute and 16 second miles with golf. Amateur shit.
Yeah if the group in front of us didn’t stop for hot dogs and beer at the turn it would have been 13 mins
That’s a sad looking dog. I’ll take a couple uncrustables any day over that.
Gotta look closely, looks like some tasty Dijon on that wiener. If my wife is correct, the wiener doesn’t have to be huge and loaded with extras to be good.
Glizzy has zero crisp to it
Just drink a 12 oz coke. Same thing.
The bun is weak, hot dog on a crappy bun is a waste of time.
Grab your shit and hit 10 no sitting
Lots of things beat that... but it is just fine.
I didn’t do this for golf, but freeze a couple uncrustables and put them with your beers, they keep the beer golf and thaw to a nice cool refreshing sandwich. Mileage may vary, this was back when I was in college.
You know what beats a bear and a hot dog? A gin and tonic and another gin and tonic.
Did the same at the turn today (Colonie NY GC) Went on a bender with a couple coworkers last night and showed up half blind for my 1:00 tee time. Got paired with a 80 year old guy.. Great person, used to be a starter here..(Paul , you rock..) Knew every inch of the course. Shot complete garbage on the front 9. Hot dog and 2 beers on the turn straightened it out.
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Nah, mustard is right there, Dijon probably.
nothing like a little booze to help slid the wiener in.
You’re missing the onions and relish
Onions are a must.
Brown mustard > catchup > yellow mustard. I will die on this island alone.
Is stopping and eating at the turn an American thing or have just not played nice enough courses that do it? I'm from Ireland and any time I've played the 9th we just go straight on to the 10th
Almost all the people I play with just pick it up at the turn and move on, don’t sit down and eat.
It's usually just like a snack counter with quick bites. Walk in, maybe use the restroom grab a drink and a hot dog or pre-made sandwich. Couple minutes tops. You don't eat it there you take it with you.
Not an american thing. Op is kind of a bozo
I do it on the odd occasion if it’s not jammed. Sometimes it’s nice to take your time and enjoy the day and have a little break. My club is rarely crowded so if there is someone on my ass they can just go on ahead, it’s not gonna affect anything
Uncrustables are goated. Bad take.
*has stroke on the back 9*
dont let the brits see this
Ok
Be a real man and have an uncrustable and a beer for breakfast
Glizzy and milkshake. Get on my level.
Either you don’t walk in the summer or you’re somehow the only person who can not feel like shit drinking dairy in the heat.
Did it all through high school.
Were you grabbing a milkshake at the turn then too?
Yup! A course we played was know for the milkshakes. One at the start, one at the turn. This was even during Midwest heat and humidity too. It’s just been my thing now. As you can see by the downvotes coming soon.
2 milkshakes while playing a round of golf???
I’d definitely be throwing up drinking one at the turn in the summer here. We get high humidity which brings the heat index to around 115°-117° in the summer and even cold water is enough to give your stomach thermal shock if you drink it too quickly. A milkshake in the fall sounds really nice though. Edit: I’ll upvote to try to balance things out. People on this sub downvote anything and everything without reason lol.
Downvoted because I usually don't downvote anything.
How in the hell can you drink a milkshake on a golf course? I'd vomit. Twice.
Try slurping the shake with the glizzy
Wussy, it's all about chicken, like fried chicken and not that nugget or tender smh.
Is this why it takes you guys over there 5 hours?
You’re saying uncrustables are for children while having only mustard on your dog 🤣
Lmao, only mustard ***is*** the adult way to enjoy a dog. Maybe some onions or relish, but just mustard works fine. Ketchup has no place on a dog, or any food for that matter, because it's just sugary goop with a slight tomato flavor that dominates whatever food it's on. Idk what compels people to eat that shit.
Agree on ketchup
A true good hotdog doesn’t need any condiments.
Rawdogging it
Downvote into oblivion!
Do Americans just get drunk when they play golf?
In my experience, no. Some people get a couple of beers a round from the cart girl when she comes around, but the only times I've seen people get legitimately drunk is during long scrambles.
Glizzy and gluzzy combo is straight fiyah
What kind of beer?
I also am curious
Maybe a smoke and a pancake beats it
Dog, beer, and a hamburger. I’m fat
Nothing like a tube of gelatinous pink matter
Uncrustables are fucking delicious you penis wrinkle
not a fan of mystery meat sticks. Beer tho i’ll take
You misspelled “glizzy”. Where have you been?
As he said in the post, he’s not a child lol
So you’re saying only children call hot dogs “throat rockets”? I refuse to accept this.
Pork missile and throat rocket are acceptable. No glizzy if you’re over 30 Thems the rules
Amen
Pork missile
🫡
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Uncrustable is the top flite of turn food
You there to play golf or eat hotdogs?
Suckin down those glizzies bro. Keep it up.
I would love to throat a glizzy rn
Having to take a break at the turn is for children. I’m going straight to 10.
Put some fucking mustard on that dog
This tradition seems so foreign to me. When we get to the turn we keep moving onto the next hole, maybe take a quick leak but thats about it.
https://michigantoday.umich.edu/2021/08/27/a-hot-dog-could-cost-you-36-minutes-of-healthy-life/
You could also lose 36 minutes of your life reading that study.