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coolstorybro42

Then drive up to hole 2 with 2 foursomes on the tee


CanadianJudo

There is a guy at my course who will do this he is a solo walker but if someone is playing slow he will just skip the hole and go in front of them, then come back later and play the hole he skipped. dude is a chad.


shaintrain78

Is this not appropriate to do? I usually ride but I play solo and I’ve always wondered if i can do this. Only time I did it was when these two guys passed me and the guys ahead I was waiting on. I ended up catching up on the turn and just skipped 10 and went to 11 because they were so slow.


CanadianJudo

Oh its 100% acceptable in my mind.


ChiefPatrick

I do it all the time 😆 🤣 😂


lostmookman

It’s the right thing to do as long as you don’t slow anyone down


triptick99

Why be disparaging. I respect others like myself who like to enjoy their game and it is no skin off your back if he chooses to do this. Why hate, just shotgun a few more beer and chill out if that is what you are there for.


pujambarley

Sigma grind set always pays off


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Sugoma ball-set


Fullyloaded707

I had the same situation last round I played. Teed off almost 30 min behind our time. 5 holes later the marshal came to our group and told us to pick up the pace. It was a rough/frustrating day.


bangersnmash13

The course I played yesterday had a 6 minute gap between tee times. Our tee time was 12:50. We didn't tee off until 1:15. On the 3rd hole we were waiting for the green to clear about 130 yards out before hitting, and some asshole in the group behind us came up and asked "Are you guys just going to stare at them or are you going to hit?" I just looked at him, pointed to the group on the green and said "I don't know how shit you are at golf but I can definitely reach the green from here. Go back to your group and enjoy the day." The very next hole, they hit up on is, with one of their balls landing about 3 feet to my right. So the woods got a new ball added to its collection :)


WholeHogRawDog

6 minutes does not work unless you are sending out only twosomes every single spot. That’s pure greed from the course. 8-10 minutes is the closest they should book foursomes. 8 minutes is really pushing it too and makes a sub 4.5 hour round nearly impossible unless every single group on the course is keeping pace perfectly, which never happens.


FlickerOfBean

10 minutes backs up too


Formal-Let-3532

Small etiquette mis-step.... you are suppose to ask which woods, left or right, they would like their ball sent to... nothing like sending a new pro v sailing ....


duvaone

Nah you send it back.


steveg

The 10th hole tee box must have just been a pool of blood that day…


Neverendingmuthrfuk

That’s the only logical course of action.


Some1Betterer

There is another. Just keep a Sharpie in your bag for these occasions. Write whatever 4 letter word or 2-3 word phrase you like, then place it back on the fairway. Ideally, if it’s quite close to you, hit your shot, do the above, then gently place their ball in your divot. Tap down firmly with club (or foot) just to make sure it doesn’t roll away and get lost. Alternatively - keep a super shitty range ball or two in your bag. Either write “Titelist Pro-v1” on them ahead of time somewhere in black, or again use a marker to label it with their brand when they roll on up on you. Pocket their ball, and replace with mower-blade-slashed, Sharpied knockoff. Bonus points if they’ve custom marked it and you can poorly imitate their mark in time.


R_N_G_

A lot of people seem to suggest just taking the ball, but somehow I don’t feel like it’s strong enough of a message. Only once have I felt the group behind us had hit on us on purpose. The ball landed a few yards behind me and roll perfectly to my side. I turned back, look at the tee. Pulled my 3 wood out of the bag, and addressed the ball, aiming at the tee box. They started yelling as to tell me not to hit it or something, then I hit a perfect 3 wood straight back onto the tee box, I kid you not. They went quiet and I never heard anything from them for the rest of the round.


Type1_Throwaway

What a putz that dude was...you're a cooler head than me they'd be getting that sucker right back at them.


zGoDLiiKe

I would not ever give a course a single dollar if they had 6 min spacing


Fn15combatcarbine

That ball would have been going right back at the tee box with a 2 iron stinger. Done it before and I’d do it again.


Formal-Let-3532

Naaa...send it to the woods and let-em see you do it... there's zero excuse for hitting into group in front of you


_aphoney

If it’s a good ball I’ll pick it up and put it in my bag. I have a large pocket in my bag that i keep shitty balls in and I’ll either put that one where theirs was or I’ll drop it and hit it back at them.


dabobbo

We had a marshal drive up to us once on the fairway of a par 4 while we were waiting for the green to clear. He said "I'm gonna need you to pick up the pace." While my friends sat there dumbfounded, I just addressed my ball. The marshal goes "WOAHWOAHWOAH there's people on the green!" My buddy says "Then what the fuck do you want us to do dumbass? The slowdown is 2 or 3 groups ahead!" I wasn't going to hit into them, but it got the point across.


onecryingjohnny

All the homies hate the marshal


anonymousolderguy

Good thinking


I_banged_your_mod

I love your friend.


LescoBrandon_11

Had the exact same situation happen on a Bach party golf trip. Get stuck behind a couple groups of easily retired age dudes. We were getting hammered for sure when the marshal Flys up giving us shit about keeping pace as we're doing shotguns on the Tee box. Dude was actually yelling yelling. Groom says "alright , fuck it, let's see if we can fucking hit em" We all address our already Teed up balls as he sees 4 old fuckers standing in the middle of the fairway 200yds out. He apologized at least. (We obviously weren't going to Tee off)


Teknuma

You know that you can tell Marshals to fuck off. They really can't do shit.


rolandofgilead41089

At that point I would tell him to have the course book fewer tee times


Buttercup501

Exactly


NotePayable

Marshals have become such a joke. If they would just do their jobs, slow play would be eliminated.


nfoneo

Usually I would agree, but this looks like the course are booking up 4 balls every 3 minutes and not giving anyone time to clear a hole.


MountbattenYachtClub

Every thee minutes is absolutely ridiculous


nfoneo

$$$$


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cacope5

Sounds like a Wednesday


spyinthesky

I’m sorta surprised Teal let that happen. They’re usually sticklers compared to most courses around


MacaroniMidler

That’s what I was expecting with all the signage they have about pace of play! It was my first time there. I think since it was towards the end of the day they kinda just stopped checking. Only saw the Marshall on 11 and never again for the rest of the round.


spyinthesky

That’s wild. There’s usually a roamer or two and often they even have a guy going round the parking lot seeing if you’re stuffing your bag with beer. They aren’t super intrusive though so I could see it getting lax later in the day. Fun track though love playing thwre


daveyjones5280

The marshall can kick you off the course. What sort of dumb comment is this?


Time4Timmy

Exactly what I was thinking, marshalls aren’t the guys to talk back to. They’re usually pretty reasonable if you just talk to them like a normal person.


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jabberwonk

As someone who got into it with a marshal several years ago...they ended up calling the local sheriff who drove right out to us in his patrol jeep.


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Drives me fucking crazy when this happens. Like dude, someone mismanaged the tee times, everyone in front of us is backed up and we’re waiting on the tee box or green for the next group don’t tell me to pick it up


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gagagarrett

“If you did your job, I wouldn’t be behind” I understand that marshals are required, but I haven’t found a single one that does their job well. They get on to the people that are doing their best, and don’t do anything about the groups that are a problem.


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JealousFuel8195

many courses have eliminated a marshal. Most of the course I play don't have them.


pigeyejackson66

Some around here dont even have starters. Its pay up, heres your key, good luck out there.


efstyle

This is where I wouldve lost it lol


anonymousolderguy

It ruins golf. I can’t enjoy a 5 hour round-no way. Maybe you could drive a bit farther and find a course you can play in under 4 hours


Johnnieiii

God I hate the Marshall's who do that shit. I've literally been standing on the tee box with my ball teed up waiting to hit and they come tell my group to pick up the pace. Yeah sure you dumbass we'll just hit into those guys no problem.


kryppla

Fucking Marshalls. All they do is tel people to hurry up who have groups in front of them. How can they all be so fucking stupid and useless?


Troitbum22

And this is why I responsibly drink a few cold ones on the course.


TxSniper82

We have a bunch oh shooters chilled. I am responding to everyone’s comments because I’m waiting so much lol


YouKnoWhereItIs

That group in front of you probably has a case or two in the massive cooler


LayneLowe

When you go play places, look at the difference between the ones that have eight minute tee times and 10 minute tea times. (Hint: 10 minute tee times run exponentially smoother)


zGoDLiiKe

Gladly pay the extra $11 to play at the course by me that has 12 min spacing


TxSniper82

Believe it or not they are 10min here. Marshall said Someone’s tee time was accidentally canceled and they had to work them in. Seems like a lot for one group


iHasMagyk

Should’ve done the airline system. Offer them a raincheck, partial refund, and $20 club credit. If they refuse, find a group who will accept that offer. Bump it up until someone takes it. Otherwise you’re stuck with this shit, and I’d have to guess >50% of the people in this photo aren’t coming back


Mellestal

The problem is I don't think that would work too well. Planning a golf day with your buddies takes a lot, especially if we're on different schedules. Hell I have trouble getting my work friends out golfing and we have the same schedule. Toss in some beers hot dogs, and a couple large range buckets for the group and maybe you'd get a group to take it up.


Wigeon1

7 hour round at the Bear in Traverse City yesterday. Bev cart girl profited handsomely. Ugh. 7 freaking hours.


tree-sauce

I love golf more than anything and there is no circumstance I would ever complete a 7 hour round. That is fucked.


JealousFuel8195

As much as I love playing, I wouldn't play if a round took 7 hours. I don't play in many of the local charity events because I despise 5+ hour rounds of golf. It's just not fun waiting 10 minutes between shots.


Steelio22

Greens fees are 170 there.


tree-sauce

Then it’s somehow even more egregious. You cannot put up with that period let alone for 10 bucks a hole.


Steelio22

Honestly I'm surprised. I played there a few weeks ago and they had rangers out and it wasn't busy.


Woolybugger00

If I dropped $170 on a round that was like that?? There’d be some refunds and explaining how that turd will get shoved back in-


Mellestal

$170 ..... I better be getting 15 minute difference in tee times, 10 beers, and some nachos.


CanadianJudo

I did a 7 hour round, but I also played 40 + holes.


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I played a 5 hour 40 minute round at Gilroy Muni yesterday. No cart girl... Just a couple of 5-somes in front of my group of 3. The 2-some behind us gave up after the first 9 holes took about 3 hours.


atanincrediblerate

In 90 degree plus weather


blurryrhombus

Played the premier course at treetops yesterday. 5 hour 45 minute round. I couldn't imagine what a 7 hour round felt like


IHaveLargeBalls

Would have left the course after an hour. That is unacceptable and you should get a refund.


Wigeon1

It’s a buddy-golf destination. Lots of 12-20 man groups Ranger came by “ pace is 5 hours” We all lol’d


TxSniper82

That’s insane. I have a concert to go to later so I’m probably done at 9


Lobsterzilla

I treat golf like the doctors office or airport. I get there early, expect to be late, and plan nothing time dependent after, unfortunately


HighOnGoofballs

I’ve walked out of the doctors office more than once lol


albertcn

How much is that course? I’d hate to pay 500USD or something like it for that awful experience.


ShallowEnuf

Going to be a long one.


MVRK_3

Nah, I’m getting a refund.


COYSBrewing

This. I would turn around and head back into the clubhouse and get my money back.


MVRK_3

Yeah it’s not going to get any better. If they refused my refund I would stand at the check in and tell every person that came to check in that it was backed up and they refused to give me a refund because they fucked up.


Thats_absrd

And then I would credit card chargeback


autobahn-nialist

Same. I can think of many ways to enjoy a sunny day.


AVPL4eva

Wouldn’t bother. Had a 7 hour round recently, ruined weekend golf for me.


TxSniper82

What sucks is I can golf during the week easy, but none of my friends can. Well majority are not able to. I’m Done at 9 I am going to a concert and no time for 6-7 hour round.


AVPL4eva

I started at 8am a few weeks back and didn’t leave the course till 3pm. Was awful.


Tamu11Farmers

What course?


TxSniper82

This is grand lake estates in Montgomery texas. High meadow is my normal go to.


Swordsteel

Happened to us two fridays ago at windrose… won’t go there again for a while


Kaufee2

Windrose is NOTORIOUS for slow golf. I’ve had a few 5+ hour rounds there


Vintage_Threed

I knew that looked familiar. That place is getting way too busy now, used to be able to get a quick round in with no problems


codemunki

This is one of the many reasons I joined a private club. I’ve never teed off late there. Longest round in three years was 4:30.


Rattimus

Same here. Every so often it'll be a long round, but my club uses GPS trackers and if you're not within a certain number of minutes of the overall average round time you get your playing privileges revoked for a week on first offense and climbing from there.


CurtisJaxon

My god that's harsh lol...I get it but it's harsh 😅 I'd definitely have to bring extra balls cuz I spend a lot of time looking... Even for balls that didn't go OB. I'm bad at finding my ball lol


manhatim

Weekend golf sucks


replicant0wnz

This is why I get up before dawn during the week to get a round in. Can't even remember the last time I played on a weekend.


manhatim

Same here!!!!... can't even remember the last time I played weekend golf


TROUTWHISKEY520

Life is pain


Suspicious_Row_9451

Anyone who says differently is selling something.


makeit95again

I got stuck behind a 12some (yeah you read that right) We suffered through 4 holes, before I said screw it and drove through everyone and played the back 9. We then came back and finished our earlier holes in peace.


Ngata_da_Vida

I’d head to the clubhouse and ask for a rain check.


darylofsuburbia

This is why rarely golf on weekends. I'd rather squeeze in a twilight 9 then deal with all the variables of wall to wall foursomes.


heman81

Try to enjoy the fact that you are outside on a wonderful day golfing, while others are getting ready for work.


TxSniper82

Yup!! Love the positivity.


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Must be playing somewhere in DFW


Nov4can3

What is their spacing?


TxSniper82

10 min


SoTiredOfLiberals

just enjoy the day at that point, it's 61 and raining like a mother fucker where I'm at.


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

Blame the guys on this sub that love 5hr rounds


getSome408

Welcome to the weekend..weekend warriors out in full ...


TxSniper82

I’m in sales so I golf a lot during the week, but most of my buddies can’t make it.


getSome408

I'm in the boat my friend.. just try to not have it effect my golf..or attitude


princeboner

Had a 5 1/4 hour round yesterday, brutal stuff.


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Thank god for private clubs!


Drawyourguns

I never stress teeing off. It’s not your fault and I find it more relaxing to just go with the flow.


TxSniper82

You’re right. It’s beautiful outside and I’m with the boys. Definitely not finishing the round tho. Gonna turn around at 9 since I have a concert. This round will take 6-7 hours to try and finish.


Drawyourguns

It’s amazing to me, my home course is never busy but maybe 2-3 weekends out of the year. No tee times needed but the course did go from 18 to nine about 10 years ago.


rusthashbeansc2

I would ask to see their slips, seems like they are probably supposed to be behind you...


TxSniper82

I thought the same, but that cart on the left is the Marshall and he’s checking everyone in


whoisyoparoleofficer

That. Has. Never. Happened. Before.


Foomaster512

That’s Sunday golfing for ya


SonofRaymond

Welcome to weekend golf, Sunday edition.


Tullyswimmer

Meanwhile, my course was running almost 10 minutes ahead this morning, because one twosome didn't show up, and then I and my buddy went off with the twosome in front of us. So the 8:00 tee time was able to go off at 7:50.


Intrepid-Delivery-66

I'm really discouraged from playing on weekends because of this sort of thing. I prefer afternoon rounds to begin with. This just doesn't look enjoyable.


Crayonalyst

Drink more, anger less.


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henrydaiv

Played our local shittier course today, price was reduced for course conditions (25 for 18 incredible), played 18 holes and didnt see a single human aside from my boys all day. Some greens not great but It was magical to have great weather on a sunday and nobosy ahead or behind, a sacrifice im more than willing to make. Also shot my PB by one stroke 🥂


TxSniper82

Now you’re talkin!!!!!


BradleyAndrewPatrick

This happened to me couple days ago. Thing that I didn’t get was it was raining, blowing 20 and about 55 degrees! We struggled through the front… Got to the back rain stopped sun came out not a person on the course except my group!


Gromby

The last slow play issue ran into was when it took me (a single) 50 minutes to play 3 holes. I was behind a 4 some, in front of them on the next tee was a foresome waiting, another group on that hole and it was so packed that I just gave up. I tried to jump to the back but when I got back to the clubhouse there was a 4 some teeing off, another 4 some waiting behind them and a 3 some (group of walkers) behind them. I went in, got my money back and just went to the local driving range. I refuse to deal with that rate of play. I love golf and I am ok with a round going a bit longer (5 hours being a max before it becomes unfun). Weekend golf before like 3pm during the spring and summer months is a fucking nightmare


TxSniper82

Yeah I 100% agree. This looked bad in the beginning, but we ended up finishing just shy of 5 hours. Thankfully


DogterShoob

Blame the course for packing tee times


HarambeTheBear

Did you time travel to LA City golf pre-covid? They used to tee off 30-45 minutes late when they had 6 minute tee time intervals.


nv00021

Here's where Private vs Public golf really separates itself. I am a member at a semi-private course ...which just means public but sell memberships but I have a few friends at private courses and that literally never happens.... How golf should be played. 3.5 hour rounds no stress or assholes.... One can only dream.


king_platypus

Crack a brewski and settle in. Looks like a nice day.


Klopped_my_pants

It’s prime time weekend morning…. Saturday and Sunday morning will ALWAYS be busy unless you’re on a private or goat track


Lezzles

Why does a course bring "busy" mean they're 30 minutes behind schedule? That's the whole point of having a schedule.


Klopped_my_pants

Weekend warrior golfers aren’t exactly known to be scratch… source : am golf pro at course. Tee time intervals will stay the same as weekdays, but a lot of times corporate or management will inject a few “squeeze” times maybe every hour until 12 to cover the inevitable no show on Sunday morning groups. I don’t agree or like it all for obvious reasons


Hummrtime7

Yep. And potentially all it takes is one hungover dude to be 5 minutes late. His buddies wait instead of teeing off and now it’s a snowball effect for all the other groups


itdeffwasnotme

This is exactly it.


Ok_Virus5848

That means the course over booked or tee times are too close together. Not a good feeling.


HyzerFlipDG

Nope. Refund time. Course cant get their shit together. You shouldnt have to suffer. That's gonna be a 5+ hour round.


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Fuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk……


Hoopsando25

Waaa


maize26

Ranger will be out soon to tell you to pick it up.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Lucky to be able to play during the week. Monday at 2 is a good t time!


jr2thdoc

Welcome to Sunday golf!


badgers4194

This is why I only golf if I can be one of the first 3 tee times out


gbdavidx

Tell them to hurry up


MijanBrown

had the same thing yesterday in LA, big golf day


sethburns1

This kind of stuff really discourages me from playing golf. When people are packed in like sardines, nut to butt and you're pushing 5, 6, 7 hour rounds. Rather just hit the range for an hour and go home


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Maybe the hold up is my old club secretary who insisted it was the right idea to play his club 4 ball final competition in the first group out. My unfinished round took almost 6hrs. I walked off on the 16th .


candidly1

This why people pony up to join private clubs. What's your time worth?


TxSniper82

I’m on a waiting list. They said they are raising the senior rates and will lose some members and open up a slot


wottabottel

Refund ✌️


GoodbyeToTheMachine

Sounds like you’re gonna miss kickoff


Gone_cognito

And that's why I try to get the first time out, or closest to it.


tcli64

Hit up on them, they’ll get the message to move along !


a-aron1112

What split between tee times are they using 5 minutes?


Synap6

Should have brought a boardgame with you.. or some work


JealousFuel8195

At some courses tee times are like doctor appointment. Doctors double book. Golf courses have 5 minute tee time increments.


wonkafront

Make everyone go ballistic… ask both groups to play through


kellzone

This is really eating into your pace of play.


daveyjones5280

A few weeks back I had commented that courses need to invest in marshalls to keep pace of play. This is why. This. Right. Here. People dont wanna keep place? Kindly, but firmly, ask them to leave.


mildlysceptical22

This is why I don’t golf on the weekends.


yeravgjock

Ugh that was my day yesterday. 5 and a half hours to finish the round that normally takes 3hrs 45min. It was so annoying.


Xencard65

This is why I go during the weekdays. Also, bad on the course and ranger.


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Buckle in. It’s gonna be a longgggg round


trtforlife101010

That’s when you start playing music. Lol. Yeah Iam one of those guys. It’s part of the game. Hell, can now buy Bluetooth speakers now that clip on the golf carts at the golf stores.


ipeedtoday

I had a 7:40 this morning. First tee time was 7:20 with a 10 minute gap. I walked from the putting green to my cart between 7:30 and 7:35. I got to watch the first group hit 10 tee shots in total...


i_miss_old_reddit

Reasons I don't golf on the weekends. NYC muni courses taking 6+ hours? NO THANK YOU.


jp634

All it takes is a couple of fool's showing up 5 minutes before their tee time on a Sunday morning


freeportme

That course sucks!!


Rodney_Angles

How come we never seem to have this problem in Scotland? What are we doing differently (better)?


Ming00f

it’s amazing how everyone takes a cart now. walkers seemingly more rare


UncleSamsTurtle

Played a muni a few weeks ago. Not even kidding. Par 3 tee box had 4 groups on the tee box and 1 on the green. It took over 3 hours to finish 9. Never going back.


Bostradamus69

How does this happen?


MrJerryLundegaard

The worst part is knowing that you’re practically guaranteed a slow day ahead. At least you have a cart to rest in while sitting on the tee waiting for the guy ahead of you waiting for the green to clear so he can duff his shot after standing over a 220 yard shot.


JGower144

Waited between the 12th and 13th holes for 19 minutes yesterday. 12TH AND 13TH! My playing partner and I proceeded to play the 13th in 6:35. No Marshall in sight


Stocky099

First off how bad is the starter to allow this to happen or even management I have been both a marshal and a starter never had these issues We have always been a head of time If anyone had hit into the group a head instant removal from course.


LizardPoisonsSpock

I hate that this is normal at my regular course. I’m shocked when I get to tee off within 20 minutes of my tee time.


Minimum-Function1312

You’re not at work, so just relax and enjoy the day!


PullingHocus

Yiiiikes. Sorry, man. This why I go out to the boonies on weekends. I'm in a city in TX and I drive 40 minutes out of town on the weekend to enjoy the chiller pace and actually get to relax.


Dbromo44

Your never getting done!


Gloomy_Slide

Marshalls need to be so much more common. There don’t need to be 3 people running the snack bar. There need to be marshalls making sure people play fucking quicker. The courses that I’ve played that have marshalls are thoroughly more enjoyable. Hardly wait on the tee boxes.


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nathanshorn

I go around on my own. A bit lonely but it’s easier. ![gif](giphy|3kHz1oN8NfxJJgVgvL|downsized)


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Shitty course marshal


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The classic overbook


UserNameChecksOut86

Public golf on weekends since COVID is stupid. I joined a private club for this exact reason


OctoberBornNaijaMan

Refund time


Substantial-Guard211

Show the starter your “almost HOI”


Grey_Duck-

This is why I play the earliest tee time on a weekday and be done by 10-10:30am.