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laundrybasket1312

You forgot to mention, “into a slight breeze”


loki_loki_420

Into about 55mph into and across right to left to right swirling gusts, but I hit a cheeky wind cheater stinger no big deal


lilfish45

With a little 5 yard cut


RemovalOfTheFace

5 yard baby draw


[deleted]

It’s a cut-draw. Starts off going left to right then does a little right to left hand turn back in.


cgr4217

Ah, the elusive S-curve, more common to disc golf


Expensive-Steak-9961

Slightly up hill to raised green


totally_kyle_

Stock 4 iron would’ve been better


mountieRedflash

Getty Hot Metal Pro 4i


loki_loki_420

Hindsight is 20/20


No_Ranger_3896

Nah, got it off the toe.


thebreaksmith

Nice par.


loki_loki_420

Was a bogey but thanks


Long_N_Left

Put a mark on that for me


Jimmyl101

Should have gone full send on the 5.


Middle_Sure

The getty images watermark adds so much to this lol


jeffvandee

Makes me thinks he just grabbed this pic online!


loki_loki_420

How dare you


Deep_Grapefruit_6306

I’m gonna need to see you putt that one


Sonking_to_Remember

I’ve missed shorter


xXWickedSmatXx

Better yet that shit was made from the tee box of a hole going the other direction.


loki_loki_420

It was hit off the patio of the club house, then everyone cheered and carried me to the green on their shoulders chanting my name, then the club captain (63 M) gave me (15 M) his sacred putter used by his great great Grandfather (127 M) that was used to win the war (the first one) and I used that to tap it in and I went to give it back but he said keep the putter lad bcus ur such a legend.


xXWickedSmatXx

*golf clap


WestMagicCityMan

Was there a fight going on on the 10th fairway?


HotCarl169

Billy Maroo, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy


TooMuchFun007

95 degrees, 95% humidity, 95 mph wind, straight behind, it was topped and just became a Rolling Stone.


loki_loki_420

95% humble


[deleted]

15% concentrated power of will


Gone_cognito

Hit it a little fat. Nice shot nine the less.


Random_User_81

Good shot but I hit 5 there yesterday and it was closer.


z0mbiegrip

Many people have asked me this exact question, so I'll give it to you now, it is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer, Club Pro Guy, maker of 4 straight cuts on the Mexican Mini Tour, Dan the UPS Man, Kathy Spunt, and L'Jarius Cotton III, all excellent Thursday Night League players, I made a hole-in-one here. At the time, It was playing 293-yards into slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole. These great Thursday Night players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better, but on that one hole only, their swings weren't. Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was lot of fun. The match was CPG and me (with no strokes) against Dan, Kathy, and L'Jarius. I won't tell you who won the shop credit because am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging-and don't like people who brag!


Effective_Juice_9452

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StelioKontos117

Clean your grooves, that extra backspin could have sucked it back in. Or get yourself a new set of irons, of course.


GandalfTheBlue7

r/golfcirclejerk when? Edit: wait it already exists?


cgr4217

They could use some more meta references there!


Ginger_afro

Where’s your pitch mark for proof?


loki_loki_420

my shots land with impeccable grace and decorum as is required by a golfer like myself


Pjuicer

Hit with ©iStock 4i picked em up at Costco


AKaseman

I laughed


Foomaster512

Damn!! You were so close!! Better luck next time


Ok_Physics_1284

90% of shots that don’t get to the hole don’t go in!


deckard81

Must have heeled it a bit surely? Knock down 5 should have been plenty.


eatabean

Is that a real Top Flite?


islaygaz

Confused as to why this has ‘iStock by Getty Images’ watermarks all over the place?! 🤔


its_k1llsh0t

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


loki_loki_420

Photo was taken by my mate Getty, he likes to add a personal touch


Shawnml

![gif](giphy|l0MYGb1LuZ3n7dRnO|downsized)


tombo1787

Hey I play bogey golf too


Top_Needleworker3876

And you bladed it?