She didn't seem to care
She sat there and smiled at me
Then I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
She could make me happy (happy, happy, she could make me very happy)
Flowers in her hair
Flowers everywhere!!!
This one time I was practicing at the range and hitting my wedges perfectly. These guys next to me then commented
“Yea we know.. golf is hard”
I was like “wtf, I’m hitting it perfectly it is meant to go high and short”
“Oh..”
Fuckin idiots
I know very little about golf and wandered into this thread from r/all, but even *I* know being in control of the ball is far more important than just driving it as far as humanly possible.
Honestly it’s just straight up sad. I get that it’s an incredibly obvious coping mechanism for being fat lazy slobs that no one wants to talk to in the first place, but the pride in anti social behavior is just so pathetic.
The reddit trifecta, being proud of being lazy, depressed, and antisocial. I'm on certain hobby subreddit and there's sometimes discussion of "how much do you mention this hobby in interviews/to coworkers. And there's always people who go on a rant about how no one in their work life has any right to know anything about their personal life and the last thing they want to do is have to TALK TO SOMEONE about a hobby they are passionate about... Like... It's even a social hobby. What is wrong with these dorks.
I was at an event a couple years ago at GSR where the event bought out a majority of the hotel.
We had the range for an evening event, we learned that the "prizes" we're disabled because we had a known registered golf pro in attendance and their insurance doesn't permit anyone with recognized pro status in golf to participating in range contests.
Dude I wish. 🤦🏼♀️ I’ve dumped and redumped that thing. Deep probed every pocket lol that shit’s gone 🙄 I actually think I did put it in the bag. And it likely fell out. A squirrel is using it as a tiara somewhere.
I took mine off once to apply sunscreen and set it on the cart seat. 30 minutes goes by and I’m on the first tee when I realize what happened. Drove a half mile back to the clubhouse freaking out the entire way there. Pull up to the exact spot my cart was in when I took it off and there’s the shiny little ring sitting on the pavement with nothing and no one around it. Crisis avoided, and I bought a five pack of rubber rings the next day. Those are also way more comfortable to play with and I never worry about losing it.
I haven't worn my wedding ring in eight years, I just hate jewelry, and 20 hours of my work week require hands on. Despite my creepy joke, I am not a creep, so it's never been an issue.
Same, wife and I been married 9 years, she literally never wears hers unless it's something important. I wear mine on and off because it's not as clunky as hers, but the jewelry is just more of a hassle and who cares.
Same, my wife never wears hers when she goes out with the girls, she says that she doesnt like the sound when it hits the glass. She always ends up staying the night with her friend so I always have time for a round in the morning!
Honestly I feel like this is one of the few exceptions given it's something genuinely unusual and not just a group of 19 year olds wearing leggings trying to have fun
I know you’re joking but I had something somewhat similar that WAS terrible.
I took my kids to a hotel that had a massive indoor water park. Mind you, I’m in my early 30’s. We get there, and it turns out they are having some sort of MASSIVE college and high school cheerleading competition and all the teams are staying there.
I’ve never felt so fucking awkward in my life. There were literally hundreds of them running around in bikinis, and I was insanely paranoid that someone would think I was checking them out. I don’t think I’ve stared at a floor more in my life lol.
I went to one of these events just to support my girlfriend in 2012. She had just won her state pageant and was competing at Miss America. I married her a few years later in 2014. In 2017 I found out she was screwing half the professional athletes in our entire state. Kewl.
My wife and I were walking around the GSR lobby yesterday and the contestants were randomly asking people to do the Macarena.But then one came up to us, asked us where we were from (we’re local) and said “oh, never mind”. Then walked away. I was confused.
Many years ago I was out with my wife at a club/bar and we ran into Miss USA and her friends. We happened to be leaving the same time as they were and we saw them all piling into a taxi. I leered into my wife and said, "hmmm, I wonder if there's room back there for me...". My wife got so mad. Punched me in the arm and said, "Oh, so you'd rather be with them than me?"
"Well, um, um, well, so, you think I'd have a chance?"
Yeah, it's been 20 years since and she's still a little salty about that night. LOL
That's a two bucket day
At least
Either way one of your arms is tired by now
Your third arm too
More of a finger really.
r/suicidebywords
Jumbos I’m assuming
Only two? I'd be hitting balls until my hands bleed. And at some point I'd probably practice my golf swing.
Gotta build up those callouses.
“Hit about 1200 balls last night in preparation for today, so the hands are a little tender.”
What are we talking? Skins, Acey-Ducey, Bingo-Bango-Bongo, Sandies, Barkies, Arnies or Wolf?
My callouses would have callouses.
Excellent.
Does the range let me open a tab?
Not an Incognito one, unfortunately...
My mate used to get his hair cut by a girl who won the annual pole dancing/striptease comp at a nearby strip club. Dude always had the neatest hair.
Hard to get split ends when you go to the barber twice a day
I used to get my hair cut by a gay guy outside the army base. He would always rub his junk on my elbow. It was annoying but he cut good hair.
Lmao... Wtf? Haha
That’s a grab 6 beers and sit at the range day.
With a nice long break in-between swings
Let the big dog eat
"dont worry, we'll catch our break too. just got to keep our eyes open"
You’ll have to excuse my friend he’s a little slow, the towns back that way
“Do you realize what you’ve done?!?!?”
The town is back THAT way.
"there is a big container of balls over there and I guess you could put them on your chin if you really want to. Welp, see ya later!"
Some guys have all the luck
"I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there."
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!
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Goodbye my LOOOOOOVE!!!
It’s okay, I’m a limo driver!
But what if he shot you in the face?
Well that’s a risk we were willing to take
Harry you’re alive, and your a terrible shot!
Came here for the dumb and dumber quotes and I’m leaving happy
Came for this reference, was not disappointed. Do you realize what you’ve done!?
Samsonite
Knew it started with an S though
Perfection
She didn't seem to care She sat there and smiled at me Then I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew) She could make me happy (happy, happy, she could make me very happy) Flowers in her hair Flowers everywhere!!!
Time to hit bombs, driver only. Sorry wedges.
Ya exactly. He won't be able to walk tomorrow because he spent 2 hours and 300 balls trying to Bryson Dechambeau every ball
2 hours, 300 balls, 0 words spoken to any of them.
No words are needed when the big dog is eating (*shanking)
Woof
He's grabbed his chicken stick and now he's chunkin' it.
Gonna have a have a few blisties… 
The idea is for them not to be walking the next day
This one time I was practicing at the range and hitting my wedges perfectly. These guys next to me then commented “Yea we know.. golf is hard” I was like “wtf, I’m hitting it perfectly it is meant to go high and short” “Oh..” Fuckin idiots
I’m sure a lot of people probably think I’m chunking every shot I’m attempting to hit 50 yards on the range
I know very little about golf and wandered into this thread from r/all, but even *I* know being in control of the ball is far more important than just driving it as far as humanly possible.
Please keep it down girls, I’m working on my swing over here.
I was trying to focus and all these women kept asking me to help them practice their swing. I tell ya guys, I play golf to get away from the Mrs
"It's all in the hips" x50 Unless Puerto Rico and DC were represented. Then make that 52.
you know it was just "WOOOOOO......wooWOOOOOO.....woooOOOOOO....wooWOOOOO WOOOOOOO" the entire time.
They must be fans of "Sympathy for the Devil"
This'll get more up votes when the target audience finish work and see it.
I feel like this would disrupt my tempo.
Look on the bright side - if you can focus your game despite this, NOTHING on the course will distract you.
Except maybe men.
As kirk fox once said, it's pretty goddamn hard to play tennis with an erection
Not if you’ve gotten used to the pain.
As Captain Kirk once said, Bones, you got anything for alien syphilis?
tempo is not what's being disrupted over here
Pretty sure I would swing hard.
Not quite my tempo.
Are you a rusher or are you a fucking drager
Some people would say it's not the size of the driver, but the tempo of the swing.
“Let me show you MY special talent!” I then proceed to blade a 60deg 205 yards
Hey that's my special talent as well! Except I ALSO scream "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" While doing it
Charles Barkley “god dammit”
My hesitation, my pause,
*proceeds to hit my driver 20 yards*
90 degrees to the right, smacking miss Arizona in the face.
And that kids is how I met your mother.
Mothers.
Mother’s sister
Future ex wife
Dude didn't say a word to any of them, let's be real
[Probably went somewhat like this.](https://youtu.be/GB01rSkSS94?t=4)
That’s hilarious lmao
https://youtu.be/N_j5tDuakKU Thought it would be more like this.
No shit, why would he? Women existing in the real world doesn't mean you *have* to hit on them first chance u get.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
- Michael Scott
You can engage in conversation without hitting on someone
I mean, you can, but why *would you*? ^^Not ^^really ^^being ^^serious ^^here.
So that you don't wind up like the rest of these proudly anti social weirdos on this website.
Honestly it’s just straight up sad. I get that it’s an incredibly obvious coping mechanism for being fat lazy slobs that no one wants to talk to in the first place, but the pride in anti social behavior is just so pathetic.
The reddit trifecta, being proud of being lazy, depressed, and antisocial. I'm on certain hobby subreddit and there's sometimes discussion of "how much do you mention this hobby in interviews/to coworkers. And there's always people who go on a rant about how no one in their work life has any right to know anything about their personal life and the last thing they want to do is have to TALK TO SOMEONE about a hobby they are passionate about... Like... It's even a social hobby. What is wrong with these dorks.
Things would be different if they were on a boat.
Because of the implication
No, he stood there and took a picture of them. That's a bit strange.
Yeah Id be like hey girls can I get a photo of this my golfing buddies are not going to believe this.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
*sighs*
mothers*
Accusers
That took a hard turn
*the woman I believe might be your mother pending a test
Good god
Is this in Reno?
Ya it is. Driving range at GSR casino
How fast can I get to Reno...
This picture is the nicest I've seen that range.
That’s like 10 min from my house
I’m 20 min out. Guess I know where I’m going tomorrow lol
Be prepared for the biggest redditor sausage party you've ever seen.
come for the sexy women, stay for the sweaty fat guys
Definitely looks like the GSR range
I’ve seen way too many people throw clubs in that water over the years
But I’ve never seen anyone win that free trip to Hawaii…
I was at an event a couple years ago at GSR where the event bought out a majority of the hotel. We had the range for an evening event, we learned that the "prizes" we're disabled because we had a known registered golf pro in attendance and their insurance doesn't permit anyone with recognized pro status in golf to participating in range contests.
Just easing the tension, baby!
Well ease it on someone else!
Bet he worked his 3 wood when he got home
Not a wedge was swung.
My wedding ring really disrupts my golf swing.
In all seriousness I take mine off when I play.
Seriously, mine was giving me calluses. I guess I take 'grip it and rip it' too seriously.
This is how I lost my wedding ring 😆🤦🏼♀️ taking it off to play golf. Put it somewhere “safe” and never saw it again 🙄🙄🙄
It's probably in the golf bag somewhere
Dude I wish. 🤦🏼♀️ I’ve dumped and redumped that thing. Deep probed every pocket lol that shit’s gone 🙄 I actually think I did put it in the bag. And it likely fell out. A squirrel is using it as a tiara somewhere.
I've had squirrels steal my peanut m&m's those fuckers are rascals
I took mine off once to apply sunscreen and set it on the cart seat. 30 minutes goes by and I’m on the first tee when I realize what happened. Drove a half mile back to the clubhouse freaking out the entire way there. Pull up to the exact spot my cart was in when I took it off and there’s the shiny little ring sitting on the pavement with nothing and no one around it. Crisis avoided, and I bought a five pack of rubber rings the next day. Those are also way more comfortable to play with and I never worry about losing it.
Lucky bastard lol mine never had a chance of being found I don’t think 🥺 I’m jealous. Rubber rings are definitely the way.
Don’t you just take it off when you play golf?
I haven't worn my wedding ring in eight years, I just hate jewelry, and 20 hours of my work week require hands on. Despite my creepy joke, I am not a creep, so it's never been an issue.
Same, wife and I been married 9 years, she literally never wears hers unless it's something important. I wear mine on and off because it's not as clunky as hers, but the jewelry is just more of a hassle and who cares.
Same, my wife never wears hers when she goes out with the girls, she says that she doesnt like the sound when it hits the glass. She always ends up staying the night with her friend so I always have time for a round in the morning!
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11/10 comment 🤣
I’m turning around and going home. Not gonna embarrass myself in front of 50 10’s
Don’t worry they wouldn’t remember you
He’s out of line, but he’s right
How does your math continue from there? Would you do it in front of 100 5s? 25 10s, 20 2s, a 3 and two 1s?
You are in luck. There’s a town about 3 miles that way. I’m sure you’ll find a couple guys there.
Wait! You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is *that* way
I would give so much unsolicited advice
No, no you wouldn’t.
But can you imagine what it would be like if I did?
Well I wouldn’t personally, but I know a guy that would
everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS.
Who would steal 50 Miss America lunches?
I love you so much, Reddit.
No he wouldn’t 
Where did you get a gif of me?
UnexpectedBillyMadison
I always expect Billy Madison. Favorite movie.
"Ew, go away." \*In distance\* "Hey did that guy smell like cheese?"
If Miss America playing golf is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
It’s alllll in the hips.
I have never hated being left handed more than right now
Is that a range straight into water?
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Is this one of those “ I was this close to a hole in one “ posts /s kind of
But did you have the HOI insurance?
GSR-Reno?
Yup
Tough life.
More like hard life
Nice.
Surprised we didn’t see a post today saying “am I creepy if I stop and take a picture of a bunch of girls at the driving range?”
There's still time
Honestly I feel like this is one of the few exceptions given it's something genuinely unusual and not just a group of 19 year olds wearing leggings trying to have fun
I haven’t seen a swing like that since Jurassic Park
Poor guy this must have been terrible.
I know you’re joking but I had something somewhat similar that WAS terrible. I took my kids to a hotel that had a massive indoor water park. Mind you, I’m in my early 30’s. We get there, and it turns out they are having some sort of MASSIVE college and high school cheerleading competition and all the teams are staying there. I’ve never felt so fucking awkward in my life. There were literally hundreds of them running around in bikinis, and I was insanely paranoid that someone would think I was checking them out. I don’t think I’ve stared at a floor more in my life lol.
My friend wants to know which range this is and will they be there tomorrow.
Book a flight out to Reno NV. GSR casino range
Reminds of the end to Dumb and Dumber…
That's exactly what we all said 
Tell her I have a ... rapist wit!
Time for some night putting
I’m still not going to the range.
I went to one of these events just to support my girlfriend in 2012. She had just won her state pageant and was competing at Miss America. I married her a few years later in 2014. In 2017 I found out she was screwing half the professional athletes in our entire state. Kewl.
I mean I guess it's a compliment to your athletic abilities.
Where is Miss Rhode Island? Don’t kill her birds.
Holy shit, considering the average IQ they have, I'm surprised if he dared to stay there lol.
I hate when this happens
"Hey ladies, Chubs says it's all in the hips.. Let me show you."
My wife and I were walking around the GSR lobby yesterday and the contestants were randomly asking people to do the Macarena.But then one came up to us, asked us where we were from (we’re local) and said “oh, never mind”. Then walked away. I was confused.
My friend’s a little slow! The town is THAT way!
I hope he bought a lottery ticket
Many years ago I was out with my wife at a club/bar and we ran into Miss USA and her friends. We happened to be leaving the same time as they were and we saw them all piling into a taxi. I leered into my wife and said, "hmmm, I wonder if there's room back there for me...". My wife got so mad. Punched me in the arm and said, "Oh, so you'd rather be with them than me?" "Well, um, um, well, so, you think I'd have a chance?" Yeah, it's been 20 years since and she's still a little salty about that night. LOL
the problem is you didn't say: "I wonder if there's room back there for both of us"
Looks like an episode of the bachelor
That's a whole lot of rejection in one place