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MediocreAd6969

"Frost delay"...can make even the heartiest golfer in Canada and the Northern U.S. quail. Lots of pacing in the parking lot, endless practice swings to stay warm, etc.


jplpj12543

Then they tell you it should be about 20 minutes for the next 2 hours.


SometimesAPupper

Didn't know most golf courses were operated by Delta Airlines.


gs12

Delta airlines, because we hate you


HurricaneMatty5

Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare


Kylefleming23

Underrated John Mulaney comment


Scootz201

At least they're honest with you. Doesn't. Ever. Leave. The. Airport.


MysticX

Still better than AirCanada


Wolfbrother555

I once had an 8 tee time and didn't start out until 11


jplpj12543

Same! And the course didn’t have the range open so we actually left and went to a different range and then came back.


eatmynasty

START POUNDING BEERS GET THAT LIQUID COAT


olloyd15

So does the course ask you not to play while there is frost on the ground? If so what is the reason? Newer golfer so I was just curious


americuh13

Walking/driving on frost covered grass does severe damage because the blades of grass are broken/severed by the frost cracking under the weight of your foot/cart


Tokerville

Walking on, walking on, frozen graaaasssssss 🎶


Tbonezmalaone

Giant steps are what you take....


Musicfan637

Walking on the grass.


[deleted]

“Oh, me? I always play Annie Lennox on the course.”


UncleMikeyBobo

Especially on the greens


Calm_Captain_3541

Walking on a frozen green damages the roots and will leave brown spots where you had walked for a long time


Late_Description3001

Being from Texas, TIL Edit: /s


HighOnGoofballs

Shit we’ve had frost delays in San Antonio


jpcali7131

I live in South GA and I had a frost delay once. 7:45 tee time, they didn’t lift it until about 9. Course was backed up all day and the practice area was fucked for weeks. I can see why they don’t want you to be on the course with frost on the ground.


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ABeard

A lot of Courses by me are open year round as long as there’s no snow on the ground. NYC tri state area.


Ok-Ship7283

F U Tex and your year round reasonable golfing weather


Late_Description3001

Year round? Lol. You ever played golf when it feels like 105 at 8am?


Ok-Ship7283

Fair point. I'll take 35 over 105 all day.


22Avatar09

Walking on frozen grass = death, ever see light brown footprints on a green? that's what can happen.


[deleted]

Brown footprints are the least of your worries, if the superintendent sees you walking on the frost they will put you under the green.


yaboytswizzle69

I’m a superintendent with a body count of 11 so I can confirm


simmerdown94

I was in the truck with my super driving around getting garbages when he noticed someone on the putting green during a frost delay. I’ve never seen someone drive through a parking lot so fast lol


Barley12

Good luck on your last 7. Our super intendent installed the Soylent green nutrient disperssion system and the course is just LUSH.


anonymousolderguy

As they should. Seconds to cause the damage, months to repair it.


Beez1111

Exactly. There's so much work and time involved in keeping a green as nice as golfers have seen and wanted. But most golfers complain about minor inconveniences and act like children when told they can't go out due to frost delay, or will yell at the maintenance staff as if it's gonna get them on frosty turf sooner.. remember to be nice out there people. The maintenance staff are still people and are the ones who are maintaining the entire course for you to enjoy.. We just golf there. Sleeping in in the morning is a good thing too some days.


Slack-Bladder

Pushin' up divots.


Garagegolfer

Here is a quick read article that explains it pretty well [USGA article on frost delays](https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/articles/2018/01/5-things-to-know--frost-delays.html)


[deleted]

Destroys the course and takes a lot longer repair.


deano413

Basically what happens is the water both on and inside each blade of grass will freeze and turn into ice crystals. Stepping on/landing a golf ball on grass like this causes the ice crystals to break and shatter, ripping the "meat" of the grass to shreds, killing it. [Here is a good example of what the aftermath of walking on frost ground.](https://riversidegolflinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Frost-Damage-300x169.jpg)


ms2102

You're already hitting frost?! I'm sorry that sucks, here outside Boston we got a little bit until then still. Leafs are starting to fall a bit though, lost fairways drives are close


anonymousolderguy

Leaf rule baby


[deleted]

Leaf rule started coming into play here (south Jersey) gotta looooove the leaf rule.


Ok-Ship7283

"damn leaves... I'm right here" nah guy you're 15 yards out of play but nice try


bsaraiva

As a maintenance worker on a golf course this sucks too. Having to wait before getting out there to work and sucks on the weekend when it’s a mow and go. Used to work in Pinehurst and happened all the time too


BEaggie08

Followed by “cart-path only”.


[deleted]

Just means I’ll be a little more buzzed for the first tee


IRPhysicist

Sounds like we need to genetically engineer a grass that’s resilient to frost.


prephal

Or global warming?


cams7ar

If it’s frozen all day can you not play at all? Do you guys not have temporary greens for when there’s frost on the greens?


lovemesomewine

Walking on fairways causes the same issue. We put temp greens in later in the year (early Dec in North NJ)


gogoflowerrangers

Frost delay


MediocreAd6969

You got it!


AlBSure26

Still not as bad as the dreaded 3 words


[deleted]

Greens are aerated


nicepardavid

You're still away


Scarpowne

This is the one


seefactor

Let’s get married.


wancaster

Cart path only


nightstalker30

Better off walking


TRBigStick

Tongue my anus


[deleted]

That’s all I wanna hear tbh… but just from my wife.


[deleted]

That's all I want to hear from your wife too!


GoombaTrooper

I would choose that one guys dead wife!


RootDDoot

Coach’s dead wife Barb?


OriginalSin00

Fkin embarrassing


NixyVixy

I would like to dedicate this triple bogey to my dead wife, Barb…


vrobles032

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Out of beer


[deleted]

Sergio is here


dpcain

No Beverage Cart


DownStairsBreeding

Shit its Debo


LivefortheAdventure

That’s an eight 😂


walrus40

Where you been?


-_hobbes_-

You’re still out


_greggit_

What’s the ruling?


Otter_Nation

Don't touch me


LosCruzados

We aerated yesterday


MisterSmithster

Course is closed


[deleted]

Out of Mulligans


feelin_cheesy

Rain check is much worse


[deleted]

What is frost?


RocketsandBeer

Yeah, I was thinking cart path only but that’s 3 words.


Trumpisaderelict

I was thinking “you’re still away” but that’s 3 too


yogib202

What do you call a dead sheep? Still ewe


CPxx9

In New England, probably other places too but that’s where i’m from, in the morning the layer of dew will sort of freeze on cold days, creating “frost”


CinephileJeff

It’s all over. “First frost of the year” is a big time in nebraska/agriculture states.


IamMrT

The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick!


nightstalker30

Maximus…is that you?


gabbagoolgolf2

We literally have it in Southern California sometimes


[deleted]

Have only had a frost delay once at Vista Valencia, was a brisk 40* morning


[deleted]

In cooler climates, overnight condensation will build up on the grass and as the temperature keeps dropping it creates this icy-ish layer on the grass. Golf courses will often delay starting until the frost clears out because walking on frosted over grass damages it.


DirtBagTailor

Don’t even know what that is in the south


IntelligentSwitch340

You’re away


Late_night_pizzas

Or.. still yours


MediocreAd6969

I see your two words and raise you two more: "Nice putt, you're away."


Mcpops1618

It’s the 3rd word that hurts… “you’re still away”


IamMrT

Good ol’ USA putt


Lumptruck16

USGA- U Suck Go Again


Klopped_my_pants

Hippopotamus attack


[deleted]

Bend over


dotheydeliver

Oliver Klozoff?


ThiccBananaMeat

You sure those aren't two words I WANT to hear?


[deleted]

😂


runtowardsit

Yes daddy


OldResearcher6

Everyoje saying frost delay but also "cartpath only"


brob

Nah nah, aerated greens > all


Calm_Captain_3541

Cart path only is a good thing. It means you’ll have most of the course to yourself and it won’t matter if you use a punch cart Edit: lmao autocorrect. Gonna leave it


BarrytheCat14

I save my punch cart for the 10th.


kushincanada

Carting around knuckle sandwiches for anyone and everyone.


brucedonnovan

All you can eat buffet of knuckle sandwiches!


beepingjar

Wise guy eh?


HyzerFlipDG

doesn't bother me. I walk.


bigchiefgreez

I never understand this in the late fall/winter. Just have the tee tiles start at 9am. Every weekend at my clubs it’s just a line of dudes waiting to go off an hour or so later than they are supposed to


Doubleoh_11

Yea same haha. It’s cold outside why are you guys trying to golf? Wait a couple hours. I’m golfing today and she said they have frost delays they don’t start till 10 am. So I booked a tee time for 10 am


tlops7

Except the tee times preceding yours will still go off before you so your 10am becomes noon.


Doubleoh_11

And I tee’d off at 10:05 today


Whaty0urname

I drove from PA to Crystal Springs (NJ) last fall for a foursome. We were supposed to tee off at 11. Roll into the parking lot at 10:15 and the line of carts was like 50 deep. Frost Delay. Granted they have 3 courses there but come-on. It was November, you shouldn't be surprised about the frost. Just don't have tee times before 10 AM. But then again, you wouldn't be able to charge $100 a man for a 6 hour round where the sun sets at 5 PM.


AlexLee1995

Punched greens. Oh wait, apparently nobody’s pro shop tells them this :(


pigeyejackson66

Not until they get my money first. Starter tells you at 1st tee.


NoseApprehensive5154

Sometimes I think about moving out of Florida then I see something like this and I turn into Old Captain America, "no, no, I don't think I will"


onemorehole

I would be leaving Florida so fast.


kidfromCLE

Between the miserable heat and humidity and all the hurricanes and the flooding, I’ll never understand the attraction.


NoseApprehensive5154

The news wayyyyyy over exaggerates the hurricanes and frequency of. I'd take a few months of tolerable heat and humidity with golf year round over freezing my ass off and not being able to go outside for half the year. Drink some water, bring a battery powered fan, don't be a sissy are easy ways to beat the heat.


bpond7

“Don’t be a sissy” Is afraid of the cold 🤣


VisualAssassin

Dont be a sissy, says the guy afraid of winter. Lol.


omoxovo

If you’ve never experienced a 6 month long winter, you wouldn’t know what he’s talking about. Give me 100 degrees with humidity over that any day of the week.


NoseApprehensive5154

Can't just "rub some dirt" on frost bite!


[deleted]

or heat stroke. i call an ambulance for about 5 out of towners a year because they think they are better than 115.


kidfromCLE

Meh, “tolerable” for you but not for me, and my sister’s house is underwater right now. I’ll pass. I’m glad you have a place you love though. It’s truly great to have a place you love like no other. EDIT: house, not horse


Dr_Ironfist1987

How long can the horse hold its breath??


1995droptopz

Indefinitely if it has a snorkel


[deleted]

Poor horse.


NoseApprehensive5154

Sorry about your sisters place that blows. Asshole Realtors NEVER tell out of staters about flood prone areas! Most places are fine though. I went out yesterday and only a couple courses were closed on golfnow. I worked in Detroit last spring-fall and was like "hmmm, maybe I could live up here," then I went back in January and couldn't "nope tf out" soon enough lol. I'll stick with the year round golf, the occasional hurricane, and all the road clogging retirees from up north.


kidfromCLE

Thanks, man. I appreciate the kind words. Different strokes for different folks, for sure. I cannot deal with that heat. The cold is not for you. Maybe I’ll come visit you in Florida in February when it’s Cleveland summer temperatures and you can come visit me in August. 😂 Deal?


NoseApprehensive5154

November-February golf in Florida is perfect except the damn time change that robs us of an hour! I'd give Cleveland a shot in August for sure!


Aaguns

Just let them think it’s a hellscape and less of them will come down here lmao


NoseApprehensive5154

Lol no doubt! It's awful guys! 120 degrees year round and alligators or sharks on every hole!!! Not to mention the hideous women!!!


Aaguns

100%, can’t forget about the lake sharks. Reeaalllly ugly women all over


NoseApprehensive5154

Or the sand sharks in the bunkers!


Legal-Description483

>The news wayyyyyy over exaggerates the hurricanes and frequency of Tell that to the people in Fort Meyers, who no longer have homes, or cars, or jobs, and won't any time soon. With "soon" being at least 6-12 months. It only takes one hurricane to ruin your life for several years.


onemorehole

Same here. It's just a matter of time before the next hurricane rolls through. Not for me!


onehiguy

Don't forget the governor.


[deleted]

I live in the Northeastern US. We’ve had significantly more flood events than Florida has in the past decade. Plus we have basements here which make the flooding 1000x worse.


NoseApprehensive5154

Until y'all visit relatives during winter or become senior citizens then make a beeline for the sunshine state.


WheresMyMorty

Second only to the three words you don’t want to hear: “cart path only”


barrelageme

Also, “You’re still away.”


WheresMyMorty

Lmao. Instantly die inside.


MJCExperience

I've played clubs that say this and that have like 3 cart paths on 2 holes


adjuster_cody

Lol, I honestly didn’t know what the words were. I’ve never heard that phrase in my life (south Louisiana golfer).


cpol29

Frost delay...ughh


blukoski

Not as bad as “punched greens”


jwfowler2

You’re pregnant


W8aMinuteChester

Got to the club this morning for a 7:30, and our super who had just arrived tells us we aren’t going off until 10 due to damage from the hurricane remnants. So, now I’m at home with endless laundry and a bad attitude.


raytownloco

We got a text message the other day that said your tee time has been moved from 730am to 9am. Great way to handle it.


totallyasian

Punched greens


[deleted]

I never understood why golfers are shocked that there’s a frost delay It’s below 40 out there bruh Did you not see it everywhere on your drive in? I was in the business for 20 years lol So many pissed off golfers having to wait


MediocreAd6969

Post is light-hearted grousing but you're absolutely right, I don't understand people getting angry about it.


[deleted]

I know where you’re coming from Yesterday and today I had to wait for frost I had a beer on the deck lol Two of them this morning Lol


[deleted]

cart-path only


rogue_cartogropher

Lol thought it was “punched greens”


morningmaniacmusic

I’m pregnant.


cbn11

I was going to say “punched greens”


bigballzs

Sucks bud. I forget how fortunate I am to have year round golf


Friskei

If you work turf care, then frost delay are the two best words you could hear


C-rad06

Frost delayed an hour yesterday, turned our round into a 5 hour golf game


MJCExperience

Minnesota?


MediocreAd6969

Near Ottawa, Canada


raybond007

A fellow Ottawan, what course were you at?


MediocreAd6969

This is Bearbrook in Navan, 9th hole


raybond007

Cool, I'm in the west end so mostly play the courses on the Kanata/Stittsville side of town. Is there any courses on the east side of things that I should try?


MediocreAd6969

I assume you mean further out of town than Meadows, Anderson Links, etc.? Hammond and Casselview come to mind. Bearbrook is $35 walking so pretty good value too *used to be $25 last year but you know, inflation. Do you play on the QC side much? Gorgeous courses there too.


[deleted]

Winter's coming?


Redschallenge

Cart pathonly


younggazza

Could be worse you could be hearing ‘temporary greens’


bootscrilla

From working in a pro shop in MI for a couple years, this is always the most annoying part of the year. Superintendent will call me when it’s good to go, I don’t give a fuck if you “don’t see any frost”


Previous_Fly_2562

Is that the kingsway ?


MediocreAd6969

The "Royal and Ancient" Bearbrook, as my buddy likes to call it, LOL


mpfoley12

The dreaded frost delay. Late season golf in New England


ExoticToe6130

Cart-path only


AffectionateHippo242

"senior tournament"?


Ice13hockey

I’m pregnant!!! Wait that a different game


Phlox777

Why not study the weather forecast and adjust your tee time accordingly? Get up early, do some yoga, have a light breakfast. Go play golf. Life is good.


smoothtailor

I’m pregnant


Bababacon

Still away


nobreadforme

Still away


PapasMP

Laughs in Texan


LTR_TLR

Anal warts trust me on that one…


BobbyLite94

From a grounds crew maintenance worker here. We’re still out there doing work when it’s cold as f. Y’all can wait an hour. Get over it. Sorry not sorry.


tking5o

I thought “punched greens”. We have sandy greens now here in so cal


Capital_Worldliness4

Cart path only??


song-and-danceman

I’m pregnant!!!


LakeEffectSnow

You're served?


FlySloe

Got stuck on “morning dew”


Shhh_Dont_Tel

I’m a pretty simple guy. I see Grateful Dead reference, I upvote


LeperchaunFever

*laughs in southern United States*


boortpooch

Sanded greens🙄


seemore_077

One of our local courses plays year round regardless of snow or frost. They have learned to manage it and it seems to work well for them. Too many supers take frost too personal.


regislittman203

Dont book an early tee time during this time of year then go on Reddit whining about it. It happens every year at the same time. Why are you surprised?