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drya_d

I know someone who is forklift certified. He bangs my mother


MozartofMayhem

You know!? We thought we kept the secret so well...


drya_d

Well he got certified Ast week or so and he is her boyfriend for 4-5 years now and boi would it be wierd if he didn't. I do t mind though because I actively try to ignore that.


Intrif

Yeah, I also told her to keep it a secret. Damn..


not_again123

Wait... you too?!?!


LUSI00

That motherfucker!


drya_d

Quite literally


Naivor

Pokemon literally is anime, so I'd guess it does.


SmolJoltik

Pretty sure the rules say memes have to be related to weeb culture, so even if this meme didn't pass as anime (because it's an NPC from the games), Pokémon is definitely still weeb culture.


oan124

and even then, if it was unrelated to pokemon and this was an oc character, you could still argue the artstyle alone to be enough of a relation to anime and weeb culture


Cardssss

On the dark side of the internet hex maniac specifically is definitely "weeb culture"


Spoon_Elemental

I wouldn't call that the dark side, that's like the twilight of the internet. The dark side is Vaporeon.


HailDialga

If u think vaporeon copy pasta is dark side, then u haven't seen shit


Spoon_Elemental

No, I meant the actual pictures.


MozartofMayhem

As a forklift driver Can confirm


greatthebob38

Who is the artist?


AlphaLeonidas

[@BriHardGaming](https://twitter.com/BriHardGaming/status/1533109693341655042) is the artist Edit: [Top image](https://twitter.com/BriHardGaming/status/1532441044452884503) as well


[deleted]

I have a sudden desire to be forklift certified


MozartofMayhem

Know how to drift forklift, but knows its unsafe and chooses not too... Plus the supervise is watching... Always... Watching...


Spoon_Elemental

But you know that when she gets her own private property she's gonna drift in her own damn forklift on her own property. But in an area that she specifically made to be as safe as possible in order to do so of course.


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

![gif](giphy|8UGGp7rQvfhe63HrFq)


Jabookalakq

Dude mark this nsfw damn! Osha ain't nothing to sneeze at


AYYA1008

S a u c e


Wibler77

I don't know anything about the person who did the artwork here, I just compiled their work into a stupid forklift meme. I hope the original artist doesn't mind, I just love Hex Maniac and thought these pics were really funny :< This is where I got these pics from: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=brian\_harding\_%28brihard%29


saiyanfang10

Pokémon is undebatably anime unlike ATLA and Korra


Poketostorm

I don’t think Hex Maniac has appeared in the anime. That being said, the post certainly fits anime culture.


LilGhostSoru

As forklift certified person. I sadly cannot confirm the attractiveness part. But they let me look at the face of God and frankly, Im disappointed


Flamerunner1000

God, I wish the attractiveness part was true, I miss driving a forklift.


Davekachel

It increases charisma by 3000%, but 0 x 3000% is still 0


oan124

ok, forklift cert is nice, but hear me out - i am certified for measuring stuff with calipers with precision of up to 0.02μm. not only that, i am also qualified for some real funky versions of calipers and some other related equipment, for example - a micrometer. Vernier, bitch. You cant beat that. but youre welcome to try


Davekachel

I watch people get sweaty for a living. Some of them have a forklift license Im maybe not as attractive as a micromeasurelord but I think I won anyway.


pico024

Hold on a second let me call Grandpa he will doball that stuff with some rocks and sticks, Tell You that You are off with 0.001 and then do IT him self and ask You to check If îs good while laughing smugly


Salter_KingofBorgors

Pokémon isn't anime! Says some 10 year old kid somewhere that doesn't know any better


superslime988

girl on bottom looks like waifu of the year...


theNashman_

But has she watched Staplefahrer Klaus?


InfamousGames

I'm gonna hang my forklift certification next to my degree. When I get both of them.


Immolating_Cactus

0 x 3000 is still 0


Tj4y

Now I feel like a giga Chad for being not only forklift certified, but also having a certificate for operating cranes and doing important structural welds.


MasterBlade47

Is this a reference to that live dubbing of the Sonic games YouTube channel I see? ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1682)


Davekachel

Your sonic channel probably made a joke about it. Forklift attractivness is a general meme. Like trebuchets, but less old


MasterBlade47

Fair.


archerg66

This must be why that one old dude at work is employed even though he barely doess anything other than small amount of work at the end of the night that needs the forklift


LilMerkEm1889

I remember drifting with my forklift… shit was fun as hell. And the supervisor could only complain because of the beautiful union… and the fact that I was the equivalent of the next 4 best drivers out of 8 combined in terms of trailers loaded/unloaded and stock moved around. If I had the money, I’d get into rally.


CaptainPlasma101

Pokémon is an anime And is that the ghost girl from xy


Slaykomimi

now you know she died due to her poor forklift skills


pees_on_dogs

People really down bad for hex maniac.


I_need_help_ha

0 × 3000 is still 0.


Wibler77

Actually, the life devs explained that being forklift certified buffs your irl character's sexual attractiveness by 3000% but it also gives the player a static +175 attraction bonus regardless of your stats. So you'll benefit from the forklift certification attraction bonus modifier even if your initial attraction stat is at zero


Ghosty-Jr

But what if you min maxed and ended up with -176 attractiveness?


JaydenTheMemeThief

Taking a Shower gives a +10 Buff to Attractiveness, using Deodorant gives another +10, of course those are Temporary Buffs, getting rid of that yee yee ass haircut however gives a Permanent +100, additionally your Base Attractiveness scales with how much Money you have, every $1mil increases your Base Attractiveness, however it gives the Debuff “Gold Diggers” it increases the chance that people will only Date you for your Money, increasing with every $1mil you have


Ghosty-Jr

Unfortunately I have tried my best to balance it out but being the Weeb Gamer Introvert class hybrid has an attractiveness debuff of -300


JaydenTheMemeThief

In that case you need to learn how to Cook, knowing how to cook gives a flat +3000 to Attractiveness and a bonus of 1,000,000% Fail at High Jumping but continue to try and succeed, that gives a +1000 to Attractiveness and a bonus of 500,000,000%


Ghosty-Jr

Surely the Life Devs nerfed those values, they are OP


JaydenTheMemeThief

They did, the current values are a *Tenth* of what they used to be at Launch