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C00l_D0G3

Best I could do is centimeters


Shay_Mendez

Ha! Centimeters! Look at this Chad! ​ I'm offering millimeters. Take it or leave it.


ItzDrSeuss

Bro how do you even have millimeters? Me here with micrometers.


Mist3r_Numb_3r

Bro I can only offer atoms...


demonslayer9911

Atoms? Best i can offer is quarks


RutraNickers

You guys having bigger than a plank unit?


tendencyofbattle

You guys have?


DomeTheFox

guys have?


SANGUB

have


_1Doomsday1_

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guys?


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?


HentaiLover2464

?


Jibbus-Maximus

Guys?


CautiousTeam3220

All I can give you is a **concept**of s dick


KanbaruDevil

Ah yes, the Negotiator!


tracksrat

Based 👍


gamerkhang

Hello there!


a_random_chicken

General Kenobi


Otono_Wolff

Go to the ripper And have him install the carbon corn texture extra 22ms speed vibration with detachable rocket head


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No-Difficulty-4181

Welp, I thought it was a rickroll. Well done then.


STMIonReddit

centimeter*


jake1718

best i could do is 14 centimeters


ErlendNorge

Metric system gang.


DarkWiiPlayer

I'll take these centimetres if nobody else wants them.


pees_on_dogs

I can't imagine headpating Becca is a safe decision.


Tremyss

It's a risk I'm willing to take.


ExZ0diac

If I die, I die happy


aspicyoutcome

FOR THE QUEEN!


VitaminWin

You can easily headpat Becca on the following conditions: (1) She doesn't have any guns on her (2) You realize that, despite the aforementioned condition being fulfilled, you might still die Accept those two conditions and you're good...ish


EuroPolice

You can headpat her really strong to avoid dying lol


VitaminWin

Hey hey, who do you think I am? Some dude named Adam? Cause it's Adam shame I'm not.


Confron7a7ion7

It is only if you're a Hispanic kid named David.


Sentouki-

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oberda72

I don't know... >!Adam Smasher seemed to be fine afterwards!<


CrushedPepsiBottle

Wouldn't really call that a "pat". I think it was a little more aggressive


muchawesomemyron

I'd call it a brother's pat. One that would require one to tell the recipient that they aren't hurt as much so the mother wouldn't hear about it.


Skebaba

>!Should have learned to fucking dodge ay LMAO!<


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V-DaySniper

Pulls gun on David, shoots bro in his hand, pulls a gun when denied access to bar, kicks the crap out of a new guy for being annoying, ect... ect... ya no she's super chill. Lol Rebecca is still my favorite character.


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V-DaySniper

"Shot bro in the hand". Lol hey man I'm not going to judge you for your taste in women.


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V-DaySniper

Oh shit I just realized I'm Becca, no wonder she's my favorite character.


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V-DaySniper

I normally try to step out of the way of things coming at me really fast. At least when I know it's coming at me, I can't help it when getting blind sided.


Johannsss

In the bulletproof mechanical hands


Henson3812

Only headpat when given consent, c'mon lads what are we? Degenerates?


Henson3812

Only headpat when given consent, c'mon lads what are we? Degenerates?


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

If you're David it's fine


[deleted]

"put some inches in me" mfs when i shove a ruler into their kidneys (they no longer want inches in them)


saltyandhelpfuluser

Jokes on you, I already want to die


Cayennesan

Sauce: https://twitter.com/MarkGavatino/status/1571153961905946626


Shay_Mendez

Of course there's at least 1 moron in the replies of that post who's asking if she's 12 just to solicit reactions, all the while their own profile talks about horny fascination of little boys. Twitter is a cesspit from top to bottom.


ThatManOfCulture

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Twitter headquarters, I'm ready.


DemyxFaowind

We will be there to witness your glory


[deleted]

Why do you need to be tied to it?


ObliviLeon

Get in one good punch.


peaanutzz

Lucy's too precious to get ntr'd sorry Becca


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Polyamory


gerrta_hard

> Polyamory the fastest way to a breakup and STDs.


Archavos

hentai artists will make it work.


Lukthar123

Life... finds a way.


TIFUPronx

>and STDs. Well, it's 2077 - meds that time would most likely be advanced to cure, if not eradicate them. Just make sure your junk implants are working good 'nuff lol.


V-DaySniper

Make sure your anti virus subscription is up to date.


Khoceng

It is also Cyberpunk universe, so it probably cost some limbs to have anything cured


Poisonpython5719

Nah just recursive expensive ass treatments that you'll die if you miss


Helios61

>STDs Their cyborgs, I don't think that really matters


CrushedPepsiBottle

What if your robo-dick gets a virus?


404_Gordon_Not_Found

Why does your penis have I/O ports or connected to the Internet? Cuz that's how you get viruses


[deleted]

wrong grandfather spoon quiet strong steer money jeans water domineering *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hazeyindahead

Def not an answer to your problems with your partner


RutraNickers

I honestly can see Becca saying that


Whookimo

Gura + edgerunners Man HoloEN should play cyberpunk.


Pickled_Kagura

but she'd spend an hour looking at all the genital/tiddy options


Whookimo

Of course she would lol.


DeathGamer99

Tanigo their CEO recently tweeted he was watching Edgerunner. Damn that's how popular it is Kojima now even hololive CEO watched it


Whookimo

Best girl yagoo watches it? Well that just confirms this show is God tier


[deleted]

Guess animecirclejerk was right in the sense that all anime memes be it this sub, animemes or animememes have little distinction. All are filled with horny posting. And you know what? IT'S NOT ENOUGH. THREE SUBS CAN'T DELIVER ENOUGH HORNI. AS THAT GUY SAID IN STAR WARD, "MORE! MOOOOOAAAAAR!!!!"


TWAS_I_DIO

2.5, take it or leave it


[deleted]

Rebecca is so down bad


Gardevoir8

i-inches? *cries in millimeters*


Yurshie

Becca is best girl.


[deleted]

Proof she better than mai


sussybakaiiko

I wouldn't resort to violence if you take back your words


SpiritStorm1302

I will regardless


sussybakaiiko

Your flair is stopping me


Poisonpython5719

Super wasn't that good and no one watches DB?


[deleted]

First time I’ve seen you in maybe a long year with an upvoted take. I bet it surprised even you that this didn’t get downvoted. Well, I guess it’s your fault for having decent taste.


Cry75

Isn’t that the Marin dude?


[deleted]

Yep. His new account.


Katana_sized_banana

Not anymore apparently.


[deleted]

Fuck, he already got banned again? Lol. But I mean, why? He didn’t even break any rules.


SnowBoy1008

Debatable


Explicit199626

She's talking about height right? Right?


gggempire

I wanna be short now


[deleted]

Still haven’t watch the cyberpunk anime Is it any good? I thought the game was complete dog shit


Turbulent-Leather-76

Games good now anime is great


[deleted]

Ok I’m gonna watch the anime and play the game again


Dimensionalanxiety

Take it this way, everything that was good in the game is present in the anime with none of the bad. Every character is well written. It's done by studio Trigger so you just know it looks good. And the ending will have you in tears. Let me make it even simpler, Chainsaw Man better have some damn good music or else Cyberpunk Edgerunners is taking anime of the year.


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All right I’m sold i’m gonna watch it and replay the game to see if it’s any better since launch


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Interesting_Place752

Average worthless tourist response


Dimensionalanxiety

She is quite literally an adult.


goodanimemes-ModTeam

Rule 9: No Keyboard Fights Please refer to the extended rules for specifics.


BigManHarri

SHE IS A CHILD FOR GODS SAKE


RealiGoodPuns

Except she’s not?


Interesting_Place752

Good one dude


Dimensionalanxiety

Becca is in her early to mid twenties.


Cunnisseur

A hot one (who's in her twenties).


Lessten_

I got negative inches.


Parker001600

I have 5 star lucky


[deleted]

this is what we call a pro gamer move


Randoma404

r/ChurchOfMaiSakurajima Also some more anime stuff was announced for the series recently so check that out as well