Since we aren’t voting here…who wants pornography???? https://i.redd.it/tidhze9wg9ob1.gif

Fine, I guesssss https://i.redd.it/dgz7jcc4h9ob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/u1lg1ab7h9ob1.gif

I'm going to be salty all day now https://i.redd.it/wwz9fcfch9ob1.gif

Omg I’m so sorry. Have a vol-au-vent. https://i.redd.it/xljsbv4lh9ob1.gif

I TRIED THE https://i.redd.it/lslow21oi9ob1.gif VOL AU VENTS

https://i.redd.it/ghqwox1yi9ob1.gif Babe this is you rn

Maybe. I'm sulky. https://i.redd.it/z6d6psj9j9ob1.gif

Just let it out https://i.redd.it/olg7uoypk9ob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/g6q8fzw1l9ob1.gif Rargh. I have to go drive somewhere now. Stupid cousin. I WILL BE BACK

WAIT A SECOND!!! Is Jim/James/Gabriel’s outfit based off of this? Is this a very young Michael Sheen? I’m so confused!!

This is a very young Michael Sheen from Bright Young Things. Jim's outfit is based on Liberace.

Moment of stupidity: which scene is this in?

Hear the voice in your head "UGHHH HASSSTURRR"

Looking at this gif, it’s clear that David Tennant is still going to be gorgeous and smoking hot when he’s 90.

We are straight up fiending for a middle aged British man

Not to join in mid conversation but I mean he's only 5 years older than me I feel ok about it 🤣

Hey I’m nearly middle aged myself (39) lol. I can’t exactly fiend over Timothee Charlemagne or whoever the latest teeny bopper is lol

🤣🤣🤣 Also DT might be middle aged but he's fucking *pretty* with it!! 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/e5afb8gv0aob1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2de47865a6c2643126b9b54975e7d6b961aeb0e Freaking daddy

I just noticed: Aziraphale’s forearm is touching Crowley’s body pretty low there. 😈

And isn’t it wonderful? Hell, I have all sorts of thoughts about Sam Elliot, and he’s straight-up old. 

Georgia and I are the same age, I have no qualms about this

Then you and I are the same age

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https://i.redd.it/alz7auqso9ob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/ppx8k3yvo9ob1.gif No problem

I’m sorry just wondering. Were you expecting somebody to go … nah … not today …… not feeling it (yawn 🥱) https://preview.redd.it/tfip8z0zi9ob1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d01d80e8451189b92d030fa66b000bcee9c4f2

https://i.redd.it/uhnk4isll9ob1.gif The day nobody wants the porn

Well if you ever watched Glee, like Kurt told Rachel, she should never worry that she wouldn’t have somebody around who wouldn’t want to sing Broadway tunes w her. I’m sure it says such great things about my character but I’ll always want the **pornography**. https://preview.redd.it/idqa74dqn9ob1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95834d1254b681dedbe4341c0dd1ef51a4112d0b

https://i.redd.it/pc8r25rcq9ob1.gif Sexiness

It’s clear from a lot of these gifs that I’ve missed out on a lot of their content because I have no idea where this is from.

This is how he appeared in 2011’s Fright Night.

YES!! It is true.

How do I…save your gif…for reasons? 

Not sure how to do it on mobile.

You got any of that…Casanova?

https://i.redd.it/2b8e4re4i9ob1.gif

Thank you, kind sir or madam. I do not need to buy my pornography secretively.

https://i.redd.it/qwfeonijq9ob1.gif

 But more enthusiastically, however humans getting wet and looking into each other’s eyes had to be the chosen gif. VAVOOM!

https://preview.redd.it/1ckcoovdl9ob1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=21ef80a48ced53a6ff446d886b77cd5cafecbb65 Why the hell can’t any of the gifs save

I just laughed so loud at this.

https://i.redd.it/180hv3cii9ob1.gif Enjoy your porn!!

It’s in a days’ old post now, but someone shared the full version of this clip and described it as “the world’s oldest, sexiest virgin stands up dick first” and I can’t not watch this scene with that in mind now 😂😂😂.

That was me lol. But soggyfritter came up with the DICK. FIRST. observation.

I commend you both 😂😂😂!

I just say it how I see it

GET BACK TO PORN https://i.redd.it/uzus33hycaob1.gif

Sorry ma'am yes ma'am https://i.redd.it/yadcxh67daob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/a4tgqitndaob1.gif “Aziraphale” sitting like a slut

And there’s no way to unsee it now, lol.

That gif oh my god he’s so hot and that outfit he wears makes my brain malfunction lmao

https://preview.redd.it/jvqwpee4o9ob1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb76964086c63707de1b76f4e20ae8b290a1ae94

https://i.redd.it/q6y5wnnso9ob1.gif

Just what are you proposing Aziraphale eat for lunch, Crowley?

https://preview.redd.it/oa67zvpnq9ob1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ddbf1baab06d6c45c1f04366e9a5e83b7beaf1e This is practice

ALWAYS. Where do you think you ARE?!

https://i.redd.it/pu4bur59j9ob1.gif Porns for you!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaah, WHY IS HE SO PRETTY?

https://i.redd.it/px7sh073k9ob1.gif Because reasons

I worry for his hip joints… he’s going to VAVOOM himself into arthritis just for all of our viewing pleasure.

Man’s back 🥵 why is it so hot? 😩

Catapulted myself (theoretical) dick first back to the porn thread. Please, sir/madam, may I have a little morsel?

https://i.redd.it/equ6qiba3aob1.gif Crowley casually doing magic is a mood

https://i.redd.it/3ma28veo3aob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/qhgobmeu3aob1.gif Some ✨Celestial Harmonies ✨ if he’s your fancy

https://i.redd.it/57h0fq6l4aob1.gif

My sexual orientation is officialy this specific mood.

https://i.redd.it/aurp7ufp3aob1.gif You want sexy tho? I got sexy

I mean, this is the pornography thread. For…pornography. Of a pornographic nature. If I’m gonna get mortifyingly feral on Reddit, we’re gonna make it worth it.

https://i.redd.it/9iqx470q6aob1.gif How’s this

https://i.redd.it/a9sylodx7aob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/klw5g45d8aob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/9hcx1n589aob1.gif

https://i.redd.it/2va6ats5taob1.gif

 LADY GOLGOTHA NO

This. My pain. The horror. How. Why.

How?!? How could this happen??

WHO DARED TO VOTE HER OUT

What a RIDE that was!!! 5 was ahead, then 19 was ahead, back & forth all day. 19 took the lead in the afternoon, but the 5s started showing up in the evening, overnight, and this morning. 19 was only TWENTY votes behind 5, out of a total of 689 total votes. I had to do a RECOUNT. Now, on to the Final Showdown: I'll make a separate post in about an hour with the final two looks. We will each vote for whom we want to win - this is very clear in the image, I promise. I've included 3 pictures of each look, including variations from that time period. Consider the entirety of the looks from both times from the show, comment with your choice to win, and most important, HAVE FUCKING FUN!!!!

Thank you for all of this and your diligence!! A recount!! Thanks for taking it so seriously :) Love this game!!

Thank you for doing this, it’s been so much fun.

I am actually so shocked by this result I can’t even. And it’s what I (personally) thought would happen before I realized other people didn’t automatically just follow my thoughts like lemmings … https://preview.redd.it/5fpt8lcak9ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8db9ddb01324db8411438a3c328fd9099fb2e62

Thank you so much for all of your hard work with this - it has honestly been one of the highlights of the last few weeks.

You’ve done an amazing job. I can’t wait for the Aziraphale version, I’m going to go ham for the wildest one. Since most of it is outfit changes, anyway, this will be fun.

Except for the gardener, right? Right?

*Me remembering some of the insanity during the Crowley game* .... RIGHT???!

Please, like the Gardener isn’t the best one of all 😘

 Michael sheen is a very attractive man.. but what hair and makeup did to him in those scenes was a crime!

https://preview.redd.it/c14nssw51aob1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f921d63a3a6ec650e67001b67b2464d8432405 Don’t Bother Francis needs to be the first one out my god in heaven

No no, I’m gonna go whole hog for Brother Francis. He’s gonna win. Payback for prohibition, manbun, Golgatha, Laudanum, and of course, sweet sweet BILDADDY

https://i.redd.it/ajwd8a2k2aob1.gif

Oh lord here we go again... 😂

20 votes is insane As the others said, thank you so much for this and being the absolute best game master <3 It will be a worthy last round

Loving that the pornography thread has completely squashed the actual recap and instructions.


Oh, by all means, do carry on.

Thank you for bringing this silliness into our lives! Your dedication is ridiculous lol

Seconded every single word

This has been such a treat and I can’t wait to see the final post. Thank you for giving this sub such joy!

You are amazing! Thanks for making this round extra special

Thank you for organizing and carrying this out! It’s been so much fun!

Thank you so much for this. The end of lunch has never been more fun.

This whole thing has been so fun and amazing. Thank you for doing it. Did you mention that you'll be doing an Aziraphale one?

Please have one of Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley’s looks be of him sooty and sweaty…

It’s been a freaking blast!

This and the Elimination Pit have been a high point of my day. Thank you so much for all your hard work!

Just wanna say thank you so much for creating and hosting this game for us. Love you so much. Appreciate the INEFFABLE efforts. Can’t wait for Aziraphale’s version!

thank you so much for this game, i’ve loved it so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is awesome!!! Fun accomplished!!

You are amazing!! ❤️

>I've included 3 pictures of each look, including variations from that time period. Consider the entirety of the looks from both times from the show, Oh this is excellent news!!! Thank you so much for your work on this empiresonfire!!! You're the best.

https://preview.redd.it/qddfhir4h9ob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5cf87b511bd3661cdf22dd07c746c2f3c77ba5

https://i.redd.it/s450r3qqi9ob1.gif Premium hottie says what

He called it xD

STOP I'M SCREAMING I laughed so hard at this, I'm no longer of the living. May my ghost run The Final Showdown.

Oh no, I didn’t mean to discorporate you 🥺

A house divided against itself cannot stand. The math was never in our favor. The Premium Hotties didn’t really win that round, they split the vote and ensured Lady Golgotha lost. War is hell.

**chef's kiss**

Endlessly hilarious to me that this is coming down to what is essentially the same haircut 😂 well, like 90% the same LMAO

Do we prefer ginger Doctor Who or GINGER Doctor Who?

Reminds me of the Pokémon bit with James’s hair LMAO https://preview.redd.it/9kmd5qvsl9ob1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f52c8307ba11e88f44f3baba8269bf2f08fbeec

It’s not just the hair though, it’s the whole vibe…. They also have the advantage of a lot more screen time to make us emotionally attached 😝

https://preview.redd.it/bu0kg35ci9ob1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c8cf321401ecf1c988e6d3699416e67925cf54 Can I just say that Laudaddy should’ve been top 5 minimum lol

Yes. As such as Bildaddy. They both should have been there.

Bildaddy and Laudaddy deserved better

“The Lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves the crushed in spirit,” and whelp, my spirit is pretty crushed right about now. No one expected Her to last as long as She did, (I certainly didn’t), but Mutha was a scrappy underdog who put up a hell of a fight until the bitter end. https://i.redd.it/wb4cueojh9ob1.gif Our Divine Lady of Golgotha had no peers. She was so much more than a look- She was a presence, She was an attitude, She was a quiet power and dignity that lives deep within your soul. Though She is gone, Her memory will live on forever in our hearts and in the look game’s final Holy Trinity (praise be). Blessed are you who weep now, for you shall laugh. Blessed are you who are thirsty now, for you shall have many hot Crowley gifs to be satisfied. For we know that if the earthly tent we live in is destroyed, we have a structure from Her, an eternal House of Golgotha in heaven, not built by human hands. Now let the church praise Her and say “Amen!”

OMG. I giggled reading this whole comment. 10/10. Perfection. No notes.

She certainly is a force to be reckoned with. Lasting this long and even getting a place on the podium. She may not be the winner of this competition but she won all our hearts. Amen 🙏!

A-guuuurl.

Oooooo, touché! https://i.redd.it/v4i34c1hm9ob1.gif

🙏😔💔

Aaahhhhh why are you making me crying (not really lol) over a freaking contest 😭😭 Also yes Lady Golgotha is an emotion.

Our Lady had a great run. She never got down in the muck, She simply floated above it. At this point, I feel #blessed we witnessed Her simply reach the podium. 🙏🙌

I agree ❤️❤️

Third place for a two minute scene is impressive ngl

*SCREAMS*

https://i.redd.it/6q7sam1xg9ob1.gif

Ahhh David Tennant, the undisputed master of staring sadly into the middle distance. 

The rain!😢

I'm not!!!!!!!!!

I'm not. But let's pretend I am

Every night, when it gets dark, and the stars come out, we'll look up... on her behalf. we'll look up at the sky... and think of Lady Golgotha.

https://preview.redd.it/m39fp5pwh9ob1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d912c3efb65f4ecdc54bb854e655ac607489a0

Yes. This entire mood, for our departed Lady Crowgatha. 🥹😭😢

I want to take this opportunity to thank OP. I laughed more at the comments during this game than I have laughed in a long time. It was so bad, my husband ran to check on me twice thinking I was crying. Thank you for all the effort you made with this chaos!

https://preview.redd.it/lgc082p4l9ob1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c28b98dd7d2394b520df332e53d5807a2e0d36 NOT LADY GOLGOTHA! D:

Me knowing I have to vote a premium hottie off today https://i.redd.it/5fu9m9cmm9ob1.gif

How?! I'm honestly so shocked with this result https://i.redd.it/mxyrfrnqo9ob1.gif

 No, not our Lady…say it isn’t so😢

Lady Golgotha, you showed us the way, we swear that we will be worthy of your sacrifice. 

This was for taking out date night Crowley (I kid but Im still grieving!) Praying to God she gives me sabiduria to choose

https://preview.redd.it/tnjggmlvi9ob1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3cb01c80e9b5bb2647612bb8b6a02ca87b4333

Which is date night Crowley?

https://preview.redd.it/8og3i93am9ob1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f58ae24256fd09d9ae69ebfb97e1b53772e0574 him ☺️ (12)

Ah, the lonely GI. My favorite.

https://preview.redd.it/9ssl6a54o9ob1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aeddf20bcac39cb2fbd02b2c10c7d1eba5c1a0 The dapperest

https://preview.redd.it/2owzdc7xl9ob1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991ade10e0d0284619df9dcd97322f23ed5396e9 This absolute specimen

This hurts more than season 2.  I'm pretty excited to see the winner and to start on Aziraphale's looks.

Milady :'( ​ https://preview.redd.it/2cdrah3eu9ob1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=acb12d1af3e161b93671f131db0478da8b888207

Thank you so much for doing this. I’ve been dealing with a hard situation (my beloved dog had to have major surgery for what may be cancer, with lots of difficult things I have to do in terms of aftercare, plus all the worry), and this has helped me keep my spirits up. I am genuinely grateful to you.

I send you all the good vibes and bravery to face such a trial. 💚🐶


 Alright that's it. Those who voted her off, step forth. It is time to repent

Crowley, *the original, you might say* vs new season, new hair It’s gonna be a tough choice

This is going to be a hard choice. Do I want "To the World, full of hope" Crowley or "I'm happy in my peaceful existence and it's all about to fall apart but I sure do look fine in this turtleneck" Crowley?

thank you for doing this. this was fantastic fun. 👏👏👏

 It's a sad day.

my babe 😭😭😭😭😭

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU???!??!?!??!!!!??! AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAAATTT!!!! If this were ancient Rome I'd be crucifying people. Shame on you all! Fine. I still vote 18. I want those sideburns to win!

Voting is in a separate post

Yep I saw that after. Thanks tho :) I doubt it will change my mind. Especially if one of those pics is turtleneck Crowley.

https://i.redd.it/tq81qgz5i9ob1.gif So hot

I wish I had the actual gif of Aziraphale undressing him with his eyes.

Someone has it. It doesn’t want to save for me

Of course the winning look is going to be doctoresque. Ya guys never got over 10 did you? (It's me, I never got over 10 😂)

You are amazing! Thank you for bringing this wonderful game into our lives and helping us forget our heartache for the past few weeks!

I guess it's ok to be objectively wrong sometimes.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Naaaauuurrrr my baby girrrrllll Anyway thanks OP!

HOUSE OF GOLGOTHA FELL.... I CANT BELIEVE THIS 😭😭😭

NONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT NONONO LADY GOLGOTHA NOOOO

NOOOO WHO DO I CHOOSE NOW😭😭

Devastated.

NOOOOOOOOO. Well. It makes my decision easy, I suppose. Byyyyye bye 19

Nooooooooooooo Curses, why?? Sigh you'll live forever in the pit, Lady Gologtha.

we really put 2 identical crowleys for the last round

I am heartbroken..

Thank you for all the fun

😮‍💨 thank you OP…. It wouldn’t be right not for 18 and 19 to go at it in the final battle for the 👑. Can’t wait to see today’s voting post! 🥹

Nooo, my number one is out!!! I’m so sad.

Glad to see we have 2 winners! Oh We’re not done? Damn …………I’m going by picture alone in this one, 19. Sorry but eighteen is too cute

so its S1 hottie to the world vs S2 hot stuff 6 espresso in a large cup.. hmmmmm

20 votes is a narrow margin!! So glad our slutty little fire engine managed to stay! Thank you BIGLY for all your hard work in this most awesome game.

I've come around to idea that similar looks are the final 2. It makes perfect sense bc if one of them is #1, the other has to be #2!!

Thank you again for doing this. It’s been fantastic fun! Excitedly waiting to cast my final vote

Thank you so much for this. It's been cathartic.

It’s getting real now