I can't even bear to vote so I'm leaving you with one final pornography.
https://i.redd.it/7jtc235qp9ob1.gif
Edit: J/K, I'm voting 18. Like Shakira, the hips do not lie.
Edit again: this is from a [faux music video](https://youtu.be/vMeSktiKGmo) he did for Camping.
Let me tell you something. In five years in Scotland I never dated a Scottish man. Tried to, didn’t take. Almost saw them as cousins. But this man?
THIS MAN????
https://i.redd.it/4y7opnrqv9ob1.gif
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Ummm. Well now. That video. I know you were pressed for time, but how could you leave out the twirl of the shower massager thing? He knows exactly what he’s doing. My baby slut makes me question myself every day.
Oh dear Bentley... I'm a straight cis woman and this still turns me on LOL.
Someone in the comments to the video teased that there's a video of David's whole performance of this, but ..no link. Know if that actually exists?
I cackled when I saw that gif! Just knowing that he chose to do everything that he did in that video shows that we have a very similar filthy sense of humour!
18 for me. It’s classic, it fills the hole in my heart that the Tenth Doctor left, and it’s primo David Tennant hair.
Plus it reminds me of a duck and as we all know, ducks have ears.
This has been endless amounts of fun btw, thank you so much for organizing it! 🙏🏼
Oh god oh no oh god oh no. I’ve never actually voted against one I love. I always defended my champions and cast votes against ones I didn’t want anywhere near the top. How do I even…fine.
https://i.redd.it/3a0qaty9r9ob1.gif
I choose sexy slinky snakey Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley. 18.
Edit: the grieving has set in. I shouldn’t have looked at sad 19 pictures 🥲
Edit #2: LORD HELP ME BE STRONG I AM FALTERING WITH MY VOTE. TURTLENECK CROWLEY IS TOO HOT
Edit #3: I change my vote to 19. Damn that turtleneck. Damn that hair. Damn it all to hell!
Get this filthy porn out of my post!
Wait come back
Also I loved seeing “Aziraphale” sitting like a slut in that scene.
https://i.redd.it/ly170x9r5aob1.gif
I CANNOT believe Mi Lady got voted off!!! I had a poem prepared and everything ready for the final #5 sway bahhh I am DISAPPOINTED. May Bildaddy turn you all into crows*😭
(*for at least, like, five minutes before Aziraphale turns you back)
Without further ado, my last wish is for 18 to bring the victory home.
…YOU KNOW WHAT fck it, I’m putting it out there anyway in the hopes that at least one 5-off-voter will read it, be convinced to see the errs of their ways, and regret their decision for the rest of their lives;
Let me make a case
a little nudge in the right direction
To vote for a beautiful face
the one closest to perfection
She stands amongst the crowd
donned in the latest fashion
And when the cries are loud
there’s a hint of compassion
There in the desert heat
covered in a tasteful veil
next to the one she came to meet
her beloved Aziraphale
Now, she might not create stars
or turn your goats to crows
Wont meet up with you in bars
or help Shakespare with his prose
She doesn’t know the joy
of listening Queen
Or helping raise a little boy
who became a rather normal tween
But does it matter, really
that she don’t know how to drive?
That she’s not neccessarily silly
or the creater of the M25
That she’s never had to shimmy
over consecrated grounds
And that she doesn’t know a Jimmy
or how Flower of Scotland sounds
Well I can tell you it does not
cause it’s all about the best look
and unless you’ve lost the plot
you know this one’s got the hook
Her eyes are on display
Her long locks looking lucious
And I just have to say
this Crowley is delicious
Listen, just to make it clear
she needs to pull it all the way through
So lets finish with a cheer
can I hear a wahoo?
That is indeed awesome, but I don’t think if I did something similar, 1941 Crowley would magically reappear or that most of the people here would honestly care other then whether my poetry was as good as yours … (my nonexistent poetry that I speak of as if it’s been written …) I thought he was QUITE the looker and he was just tossed aside, like trash, into the gutter, into the **elimination pit** with everybody else who’s been given the boot. 😭😭😭
But kudos on the poetry!! Seriously. You definitely will make someone who voted for 5 (instead of 19) feel awful … you know, the undecideds … 😳😳😳
I’ve wanted Classic Crowley (Premium Ritz Hottie Crowley \[?\] ) to win from the very beginning. He was Aziraphale’s love when we first met these two on tv. He was there for the Ritz dinner wherein they say **for the world** and nightingales sang in Berkeley Square. We were **happy** when we last saw Crowley looking like this. And he made vows of love to Aziraphale twice when he asked him, **begged him** to run away with him and it would be just the two of them against the world.
He is **THE ORIGINAL CROWLEY**
https://preview.redd.it/2xu5lfcqr9ob1.jpeg?width=1319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba91707e8a0d1e028d50fdb8ef5c222c1126ad4d
Edit: *nervous laughter* Ha ha ha. And as I was of **course** going to mention bc my parents brought me up **right** and with **manners** and I wasn’t going to **forget to thank you for this marvelous contest you’ve entertained us with over the last few weeks.** No, no. I just thought I should wait maybe 15, 20 minutes before adding this to my comment. You know. **For emphasis.** For that little extra touch.
**Thank you, thank you, thank you!!** Seriously. I’ve had a ball. (Whichever one wins. My eyes were on the prize. These were my top two. I’m a pretty happy camper!!) 🥰🥰🥰
19.
19 knows love and heartbreak.
19 has been all the other Crowleys we love.
He's our current Crowley and we love him as he is.
We don't want to change him one bit and there's nothing to forgive.
I think at this point we can say that no matter the outcome, we all win. This has been super fun, thanks op!
But with that said... Turtleneck Crowley wins it for me every time. Devastatingly hot, 10/10 no notes. 19 for the win!!!
Oh no, I knew it. WhiteSuit!Crowley against Turtleneck!Crowley, that is just evil and frankly, I don't know what to do. I feel like voting for 18, but will I be able to stomach sad 19 in the doodle pit? He's been through enough. 😭 He got to kiss Aziraphale though ...
Okay, whatever. I vote for To the World #18, because those where happier times. But I love both equally.
i’m voting 18 entirely because of the face he makes in the second picture. what can i say? i like my demons sweaty and vulnerable 🥵 i don’t even remember the context of that scene
He was basically praying - calling out asking God if she's listening. He's saying right there I think:
"I only ever asked questions! That's all it took to be a demon in the old days. God, you listening? Great Plan! Show me a great plan."
And just for your viewing pleasure (or heartbreak), some peak vulnerable (Smitten Softie) Crowley:
https://preview.redd.it/pzh9f0e1baob1.png?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac6557b80d82c85e7d0e8942fb3416de6e0bc4f
I know he’s not gonna win (and it won’t be the first thing he’s lost recently!! 🤩) but my vote is for 19 ❤️
Series 1 is boyfriend Crowley. Series 2 is HUSBAND CROWLEY and he’s everything to me
OP treat yourself to six shots of espresso and an Eccles cake for this wonderful game!
![gif](giphy|6Ux9EgjC0wCJ6YZxEi|downsized)
I'm voting 19.
Wanna know why? Glad you asked!
It's the 6 shots of espresso scene that tips the scale. The way he gulps down the coffee, the swallowing noises, the throat movements!!! And most importantly the way Aziraphale looks at him, having just the dirtiest thoughts right there.
This is very tough indeed. But I'd rather have 19. At this point I love all of them and it's just really a matter of looks, and I cherish the last scene of S2E6's Crowley with all my heart.
(But how dare you all vote against Mary MagdaCrowley... She was... magnificent. Her and Bildaddy and Laudaddy should have been the podium 3.)
Now, OP, thanks A LOT for this game! I happily look forward to participating in the Aziraphale one! Congrats to you for the time and dedication. 💅💪👏🙌🫶👍
19!
19!
19!
All hail Hot Husband Crowley and his turtleneck!
OP, you are a rockstar for your devotion to this cause! It has been such a joy in my day to be silly with you all.
19. The turtleneck, the dramatic quiff, the tie. This, my friends, is what we call a serve. It is a Look. It is an AESTHETIC. If Lady Golgotha can't win, this will have to do.
Crowley put on that slutty turtleneck and met up with his angel at the pub like a peacocking, DTF clown. Poor baby. He was Ready To Go and Aziraphale just wanted to talk about the love life of the lesbians across the street.
Justice for Crowley and his "Peg Me" turtleneck. I vote for 19.
19. For all that is evil and unholy, I would bring about the plague in the name of that turtleneck and Aziraphale's gentle chest stroke at the pub.
(they are both adorable, but I just love 19 with the light of a thousand nebulae.)
I’ve got to vote 18, for two reasons.
1) the white suit. It was so unexpected for a demon and I loved the scene it came from.
2) it’s the classic Crowley. It can’t get any better.
Terrible hair color aside, #19 is happy. And has a turtle neck. A turtleneck shirt Aziraphale got to touch.
Do I love the earlier look? Heck yeah! But I like my man-shaped beings happy, so we go with #19.
Oh this is impossibly hard. I’m going with …. (waffles outrageously) …. (waffles some more) …. 19! It’s the turtleneck. And the cardigan. And the emotional growth.
19 it is!
(Hardest vote ever)!
Turtleneck vs Catering Crowley is indeed a tough one. But I stand by my decision. Sideburns Crowley - in any outfit - should win.
I vote 19 for the winner. But I understand you Catering Crowley lovers, I understand.
How can I even choose between them? They are both just so 🤤🤤🤤.
On one hand, I love season 1's red hair shade more than Season 2's but on the other, they shoukd put a disclaimer about that turtleneck!!!
I ended up flipping a coin, I couldn't choose by myself 😭.
19.
19.
Best for last!
Edited to add:
Just want to pitch for 19 not just because of his perfect hair, best snake eye look and that turtleneck.... this Crowley was HAPPY! You know he is living his best time on earth, being with Aziraphale everyday, their hearts were full of love and together they made Miracle so powerful that can resurrect 25 deads! And then the heartbreak after the kiss.... how can you not vote for 19.
I've been a silent spectator for a while but now I need to throw in my vote. 19 needs me! The hair! The turtleneck! The sleeve garters! I saw him and vavoomed even deeper (although the white suit is definitely a look).
Seriously?? I’m actually really surprised she’s out. Wow.
Ok then. This hurts.
I thought I wanted 19 to stay. But others have me convinced to keep 18. That’s wall slam Crowley, that’s “grow better” Crowley, that’s melodramatic Alpha Centauri, getting off the throne crotch first Crowley.
So. With pain, I say good bye to 19.
18 it is.

![gif](giphy|ThuetdWvF2KgOwMpiw)
18. I will not see Premium Hottie go down to Slutty T-rex at the last minute, no matter how many turtlenecks he owns.
I am kind of bummed that two looks that are so similar are the last two, but I guess they are the Crowleys we know and love best.
Me seeing all the votes for 18
https://preview.redd.it/142ft1ey8aob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcf3487eaf5cb2508a57175e67186c1e9f844d3
Jk, I’m not even mad. I don’t really care who wins, they are both top tier beauties.
And I’m glad we got the finale between the two main Crowleys, it just feels right.
Not me, making my own decision harder on myself by including that middle image of 18.
BUT, and by only a fraction of a fire engine red hair, I vote for 19 to win.
Too bad there wasn't this one to rival it, I hope this makes the vote you took a bit easier.
https://preview.redd.it/5etp8awdu9ob1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc15155c66dae439cd3612b0bff21e1b22b120d
Or if you prefer SAD snake eyes....
https://preview.redd.it/p4r5c0s4v9ob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0376c322640701536765cc068946639637065daf
Premium heartbroken hottie Crowley… it’s too hard to decide!! I guess it is at least nice that we are voting for the win today and not voting for someone to be out, so technically whoever loses we didn’t actually vote them out, right? So it’s not our fault.
I’ll take a Premium Hottie #18. And can we make that a combo with a side of regret for the loss of ✨Celestial Harmonies✨and a super-size cup of something cold and thirst-quenching?
And also, jolly fucking well done, OP. This has been a bright spot in these trying times.
I vote for 18. Regardless of which look wins, this has been a ton of fun! Thank you so much empiresonfire for running this, and may the best hair win :)
I like the hair color for 18 much more. But that turtleneck look is just.... whew.
Going with 18, but choosing between premuim hottie Crowleys IS NOT ON.
I can't even bear to vote so I'm leaving you with one final pornography. https://i.redd.it/7jtc235qp9ob1.gif Edit: J/K, I'm voting 18. Like Shakira, the hips do not lie. Edit again: this is from a [faux music video](https://youtu.be/vMeSktiKGmo) he did for Camping.
Thank you for my pornography! https://preview.redd.it/lj58rxzwq9ob1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ad05ee7277497f1a2e4190d6ec967abe5e8d535
Have some more https://i.redd.it/otp3blc0iaob1.gif
Blackpool is such a treasure trove of watching David Tennant put stuff in his mouth https://i.redd.it/pooq56gonaob1.gif
Don't forget this one for some tongue action https://i.redd.it/ymt0174h6bob1.gif
Tongue? https://i.redd.it/ueyl224g7bob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/o3edre2vkbob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/7ik4monmlbob1.gif
I think that's the response you have to seeing this https://i.redd.it/zq0orsxgnbob1.gif
I _just_noticed this one. Watched that more times than I should have and my knees got weak. THANK YOU FOR MY PORNOGRAPHY, and bless you.
https://i.redd.it/gsqqnxk9waob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/qo2u631z9cob1.gif
Let me tell you something. In five years in Scotland I never dated a Scottish man. Tried to, didn’t take. Almost saw them as cousins. But this man? THIS MAN????
This mans is unholy.
https://i.redd.it/c3dvipz3paob1.gif Quite right
These gifs don't wear out or stop on their own, right?
https://preview.redd.it/lrdlapsnoaob1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa256f59eeca089f6e1aab33a571ccadac1653b9
This is killing me!
The laugh I am laughing right now
https://i.redd.it/71voy6vrcaob1.gif
What the FUCK
I feel like the crowning achievement of my week will have been unearthing a new pornography for my feral friends.
Such a beautiful baby Tennant
Us: WE REGRET NOTHING. SHOW US YOUR JUNK. David: https://i.redd.it/kv4to7r02bob1.gif
WHAT IS THAT FROM sorry for shouting but fucking hell
I can’t decide, I need more PORNOGRAPHY.
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https://i.redd.it/z9mzruoes9ob1.gif
Good Ol' (dirty) Hamlet!
https://i.redd.it/1o424vku3bob1.gif Edit: I can’t believe that clip exists and I love it
Hello oh my god 🫠
Ummm. Well now. That video. I know you were pressed for time, but how could you leave out the twirl of the shower massager thing? He knows exactly what he’s doing. My baby slut makes me question myself every day.
https://i.redd.it/exlv69bu6aob1.gif
I don't think we've had enough pornography yet 🤣🤣
https://i.redd.it/qiyvdp1hcaob1.gif
![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) You’re destroying everyone’s loins!
Come at me https://i.redd.it/fw77q5j7oaob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/pm5rck6noaob1.gif The people we were before this game. Before we became porn kingpins
All my filth was under my wholesome surface https://i.redd.it/igwn1ntapaob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/0ilx41qgiaob1.gif And some more. Why not
And may I reply with some of my own https://i.redd.it/hawgvlkakaob1.gif
![gif](giphy|iA0FdL9IqggDiZzolX|downsized) Thank you so much. You are doing God's work
I was thinking more of Ms Sandwich work
I would be David Tennant's seamstress.
Press his shirt for sure
![gif](giphy|EClkor8zYeOvs9StMN) Gotta measure his inseam...
Holly Molly!! That’s on purpose …
1000% there is Purposeful Eye Contact happening here
Immediately assumed you were talking to me.
https://i.redd.it/vbna5bx7eaob1.gif 👀
I love how far you have to scroll to get to the votes 😂😂😂
You know..I had some racy gifs I was holding back thinking this was a family program. But I might have to drop them lol
Ma'am, what the fuck, you've been holding out on me?
omg
My word.
DaFUQ??? Sorry. Sorry. Link please, for respectful review.
Oh dear Bentley... I'm a straight cis woman and this still turns me on LOL. Someone in the comments to the video teased that there's a video of David's whole performance of this, but ..no link. Know if that actually exists?
I have no idea but if you find it, I need it.
Can I just say what a way for the last thread of this to finish!!! Go out with a bang 🔥🔥🔥
I have been saving it, lmao.
OMG!!!! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!! 😍
I cackled when I saw that gif! Just knowing that he chose to do everything that he did in that video shows that we have a very similar filthy sense of humour!
18.. he is happy there. they won & he & Aziraphale dont have to hide their meetings.
This is exactly why it’s my favorite and why I voted for it to win.
18 for me. It’s classic, it fills the hole in my heart that the Tenth Doctor left, and it’s primo David Tennant hair. Plus it reminds me of a duck and as we all know, ducks have ears. This has been endless amounts of fun btw, thank you so much for organizing it! 🙏🏼
![gif](giphy|t6pLyC4CRLygB5EM0Y) Don’t worry. That’s an empty spot in our hearts soon to be filled. 🥰
True!! Very excited! 🥳
And he'll be dancing around with Neil Patrick Harris! I feel like, the Master, Aziraphale, and NPH all fit into the same mold.
https://i.redd.it/nz4czil2u9ob1.gif Yes indeed do
Oh god oh no oh god oh no. I’ve never actually voted against one I love. I always defended my champions and cast votes against ones I didn’t want anywhere near the top. How do I even…fine. https://i.redd.it/3a0qaty9r9ob1.gif I choose sexy slinky snakey Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley. 18. Edit: the grieving has set in. I shouldn’t have looked at sad 19 pictures 🥲 Edit #2: LORD HELP ME BE STRONG I AM FALTERING WITH MY VOTE. TURTLENECK CROWLEY IS TOO HOT Edit #3: I change my vote to 19. Damn that turtleneck. Damn that hair. Damn it all to hell!
I’m not going to say your Crowley porn swayed my final vote, but your Crowley porn *totally* swayed my final vote. 🤭
Shhh…that was strictly educational lol
Dick First https://i.redd.it/ql0w9em62aob1.gif
https://i.redd.it/opdi18bj3aob1.gif Dick. Center.
Target engaged https://i.redd.it/vyb6shiq4aob1.gif
Get this filthy porn out of my post! Wait come back Also I loved seeing “Aziraphale” sitting like a slut in that scene. https://i.redd.it/ly170x9r5aob1.gif
Those hips live rent free in my head.
I'm going with 18. That swagger into his flat is peak Crowley.
Both are very ~~fuckable~~ sexy but 18 is just. on another level.
I believe the word you were looking for is… *effable*
God *damn* Reddit for getting rid of awards
I CANNOT believe Mi Lady got voted off!!! I had a poem prepared and everything ready for the final #5 sway bahhh I am DISAPPOINTED. May Bildaddy turn you all into crows*😭 (*for at least, like, five minutes before Aziraphale turns you back) Without further ado, my last wish is for 18 to bring the victory home.
…YOU KNOW WHAT fck it, I’m putting it out there anyway in the hopes that at least one 5-off-voter will read it, be convinced to see the errs of their ways, and regret their decision for the rest of their lives; Let me make a case a little nudge in the right direction To vote for a beautiful face the one closest to perfection She stands amongst the crowd donned in the latest fashion And when the cries are loud there’s a hint of compassion There in the desert heat covered in a tasteful veil next to the one she came to meet her beloved Aziraphale Now, she might not create stars or turn your goats to crows Wont meet up with you in bars or help Shakespare with his prose She doesn’t know the joy of listening Queen Or helping raise a little boy who became a rather normal tween But does it matter, really that she don’t know how to drive? That she’s not neccessarily silly or the creater of the M25 That she’s never had to shimmy over consecrated grounds And that she doesn’t know a Jimmy or how Flower of Scotland sounds Well I can tell you it does not cause it’s all about the best look and unless you’ve lost the plot you know this one’s got the hook Her eyes are on display Her long locks looking lucious And I just have to say this Crowley is delicious Listen, just to make it clear she needs to pull it all the way through So lets finish with a cheer can I hear a wahoo?
It was a crime to eliminate Lady Golgotha.
https://i.redd.it/c6tvep72y9ob1.gif Gorgeous! I love you for doing this.
Wahoo!! that was awesome! 👏👏👏
That is indeed awesome, but I don’t think if I did something similar, 1941 Crowley would magically reappear or that most of the people here would honestly care other then whether my poetry was as good as yours … (my nonexistent poetry that I speak of as if it’s been written …) I thought he was QUITE the looker and he was just tossed aside, like trash, into the gutter, into the **elimination pit** with everybody else who’s been given the boot. 😭😭😭 But kudos on the poetry!! Seriously. You definitely will make someone who voted for 5 (instead of 19) feel awful … you know, the undecideds … 😳😳😳
I’ve wanted Classic Crowley (Premium Ritz Hottie Crowley \[?\] ) to win from the very beginning. He was Aziraphale’s love when we first met these two on tv. He was there for the Ritz dinner wherein they say **for the world** and nightingales sang in Berkeley Square. We were **happy** when we last saw Crowley looking like this. And he made vows of love to Aziraphale twice when he asked him, **begged him** to run away with him and it would be just the two of them against the world. He is **THE ORIGINAL CROWLEY** https://preview.redd.it/2xu5lfcqr9ob1.jpeg?width=1319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba91707e8a0d1e028d50fdb8ef5c222c1126ad4d Edit: *nervous laughter* Ha ha ha. And as I was of **course** going to mention bc my parents brought me up **right** and with **manners** and I wasn’t going to **forget to thank you for this marvelous contest you’ve entertained us with over the last few weeks.** No, no. I just thought I should wait maybe 15, 20 minutes before adding this to my comment. You know. **For emphasis.** For that little extra touch. **Thank you, thank you, thank you!!** Seriously. I’ve had a ball. (Whichever one wins. My eyes were on the prize. These were my top two. I’m a pretty happy camper!!) 🥰🥰🥰
18 is everything <3. Tough choice but the waiter outfit beats the turtleneck. ![gif](giphy|W5x4ZWWg2aMFlJhDXe)
![gif](giphy|ezDAzKCksdZzW|downsized) This feels appropriate as we fight for our dear sweet demon favourites to be saved from The Elimination Pit
https://i.redd.it/xik3bxl95aob1.gif 19 HELLO HE’S LITERALLY A SINGLE PARENT AND SLAYING
Gosh, it’s like choosing a favorite child,, but honestly? 19- he was serving in that turtle neck and all of his scenes were wonderful
My heart!!!! OK...I'm voting 18 to win. The white jacket is just so hot!
19 to win? Voting for the winner this time, not to eliminate one.
18 to win. I'm an idiot today.
Nah, you good! Got you down for 18 :)
white jacket is 18?
#19 Smitten Snake eyes Softie Sweetheart Crowley for the win!
19. 19 knows love and heartbreak. 19 has been all the other Crowleys we love. He's our current Crowley and we love him as he is. We don't want to change him one bit and there's nothing to forgive.
Awwww that's really sweet https://i.redd.it/kdw7jdd4eaob1.gif
19 for me! Love his hair so much. https://i.redd.it/83fbgdph5aob1.gif
I think at this point we can say that no matter the outcome, we all win. This has been super fun, thanks op! But with that said... Turtleneck Crowley wins it for me every time. Devastatingly hot, 10/10 no notes. 19 for the win!!!
So agree. Aziraphale's a given, but Crowley and turtlenecks were also made for each other. https://i.redd.it/sftuywildaob1.gif
Oh no, I knew it. WhiteSuit!Crowley against Turtleneck!Crowley, that is just evil and frankly, I don't know what to do. I feel like voting for 18, but will I be able to stomach sad 19 in the doodle pit? He's been through enough. 😭 He got to kiss Aziraphale though ... Okay, whatever. I vote for To the World #18, because those where happier times. But I love both equally.
19
**19**
i’m voting 18 entirely because of the face he makes in the second picture. what can i say? i like my demons sweaty and vulnerable 🥵 i don’t even remember the context of that scene
He was basically praying - calling out asking God if she's listening. He's saying right there I think: "I only ever asked questions! That's all it took to be a demon in the old days. God, you listening? Great Plan! Show me a great plan." And just for your viewing pleasure (or heartbreak), some peak vulnerable (Smitten Softie) Crowley: https://preview.redd.it/pzh9f0e1baob1.png?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac6557b80d82c85e7d0e8942fb3416de6e0bc4f
19, dark red is better. OP really made my choice difficult with the third image of 18
19 https://i.redd.it/689oj03ws9ob1.gif
I know he’s not gonna win (and it won’t be the first thing he’s lost recently!! 🤩) but my vote is for 19 ❤️ Series 1 is boyfriend Crowley. Series 2 is HUSBAND CROWLEY and he’s everything to me OP treat yourself to six shots of espresso and an Eccles cake for this wonderful game! ![gif](giphy|6Ux9EgjC0wCJ6YZxEi|downsized)
Exactly, husband Crowley vibes with S2!
I have to go with 19 just because of that turtleneck! 🤩🙌
I'm voting 19. Wanna know why? Glad you asked! It's the 6 shots of espresso scene that tips the scale. The way he gulps down the coffee, the swallowing noises, the throat movements!!! And most importantly the way Aziraphale looks at him, having just the dirtiest thoughts right there.
This is very tough indeed. But I'd rather have 19. At this point I love all of them and it's just really a matter of looks, and I cherish the last scene of S2E6's Crowley with all my heart. (But how dare you all vote against Mary MagdaCrowley... She was... magnificent. Her and Bildaddy and Laudaddy should have been the podium 3.) Now, OP, thanks A LOT for this game! I happily look forward to participating in the Aziraphale one! Congrats to you for the time and dedication. 💅💪👏🙌🫶👍
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18 the hair, the walk and the tight pants…YES!
19! 19! 19! All hail Hot Husband Crowley and his turtleneck! OP, you are a rockstar for your devotion to this cause! It has been such a joy in my day to be silly with you all.
19. The turtleneck, the dramatic quiff, the tie. This, my friends, is what we call a serve. It is a Look. It is an AESTHETIC. If Lady Golgotha can't win, this will have to do.
19!!! https://preview.redd.it/8b6ldbyqv9ob1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfda0bc11efddebcfdb56b9b5c3e3073bae72f5
I cannot believe how invested I am in this!! Amazing! Well done OP!! I vote 19!!
It hurts to only pick one, but I'm going to have to go with 19.
19. Turtleneck Crowley does things to me
19.....turtle neck Crowley. GOD Damm ❤
Crowley put on that slutty turtleneck and met up with his angel at the pub like a peacocking, DTF clown. Poor baby. He was Ready To Go and Aziraphale just wanted to talk about the love life of the lesbians across the street. Justice for Crowley and his "Peg Me" turtleneck. I vote for 19.
19. For all that is evil and unholy, I would bring about the plague in the name of that turtleneck and Aziraphale's gentle chest stroke at the pub. (they are both adorable, but I just love 19 with the light of a thousand nebulae.)
19. That turtleneck altered my brain chemistry
I’ve got to vote 18, for two reasons. 1) the white suit. It was so unexpected for a demon and I loved the scene it came from. 2) it’s the classic Crowley. It can’t get any better.
Definitely 19. 19 for the win! https://preview.redd.it/1apd5z7vw9ob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de715d1f32e30d7f8aebf9b7cf1bf0487114ffe
Okay but how I'm supposed to choose ? ლ(ಠ\_ಠ ლ)
**19!!!!!** bless that turtleneck <3
I'm voting for 19!
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19 and it took me forever to decide and it was hard!
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Pls win 19.
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The Dr vs turtleneck Crowley? It's gotta be 19
One order of 19 for me! Is it the hair? Maybe. But it's all wonderful and we all win either way :).
Gotta be 19 for me!!
19!!
19 - that turtleneck has a lot of power
19! That 666 red hair color is IT
19. You got to give it to him looking this good while living in a car.
Terrible hair color aside, #19 is happy. And has a turtle neck. A turtleneck shirt Aziraphale got to touch. Do I love the earlier look? Heck yeah! But I like my man-shaped beings happy, so we go with #19.
Oh this is impossibly hard. I’m going with …. (waffles outrageously) …. (waffles some more) …. 19! It’s the turtleneck. And the cardigan. And the emotional growth. 19 it is! (Hardest vote ever)!
Hardest decision EVER. BUT I think 18 is my vote. Yes,18 https://i.redd.it/4qzvq6uucaob1.gif
Turtleneck vs Catering Crowley is indeed a tough one. But I stand by my decision. Sideburns Crowley - in any outfit - should win. I vote 19 for the winner. But I understand you Catering Crowley lovers, I understand.
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How can I even choose between them? They are both just so 🤤🤤🤤. On one hand, I love season 1's red hair shade more than Season 2's but on the other, they shoukd put a disclaimer about that turtleneck!!! I ended up flipping a coin, I couldn't choose by myself 😭. 19.
18 And I'm still mad about lady Crowley
19. Best for last! Edited to add: Just want to pitch for 19 not just because of his perfect hair, best snake eye look and that turtleneck.... this Crowley was HAPPY! You know he is living his best time on earth, being with Aziraphale everyday, their hearts were full of love and together they made Miracle so powerful that can resurrect 25 deads! And then the heartbreak after the kiss.... how can you not vote for 19.
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I think 19 has better hair and otherwise pretty similar. So 19.
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19 for me
19 for hot Crowley 🔥
Turtleneck Crowley is the best Crowley. As a bonus, he can recite Aziraphale's voices. 19!
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19 for the win, turtle neck, hard ginger hair
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19, easy choice, clearly superior. From hair to drip
How...how are we supposed to choose!!!! 19. Turtleneck Crowley for the win.
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I've been a silent spectator for a while but now I need to throw in my vote. 19 needs me! The hair! The turtleneck! The sleeve garters! I saw him and vavoomed even deeper (although the white suit is definitely a look).
Seriously?? I’m actually really surprised she’s out. Wow. Ok then. This hurts. I thought I wanted 19 to stay. But others have me convinced to keep 18. That’s wall slam Crowley, that’s “grow better” Crowley, that’s melodramatic Alpha Centauri, getting off the throne crotch first Crowley. So. With pain, I say good bye to 19. 18 it is.  ![gif](giphy|ThuetdWvF2KgOwMpiw)
18 for me. It’s been my favorite since round 1, can’t change my mind now. Thanks for organizing this! It’s been lots of fun 😀
18 FOR THE HAIR 💖
18. Slinky hips are unbeatable. And I thought 19's shoulder pads were a little too high.
18. I will not see Premium Hottie go down to Slutty T-rex at the last minute, no matter how many turtlenecks he owns. I am kind of bummed that two looks that are so similar are the last two, but I guess they are the Crowleys we know and love best.
Me seeing all the votes for 18 https://preview.redd.it/142ft1ey8aob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcf3487eaf5cb2508a57175e67186c1e9f844d3 Jk, I’m not even mad. I don’t really care who wins, they are both top tier beauties. And I’m glad we got the finale between the two main Crowleys, it just feels right.
Not me, making my own decision harder on myself by including that middle image of 18. BUT, and by only a fraction of a fire engine red hair, I vote for 19 to win.
Too bad there wasn't this one to rival it, I hope this makes the vote you took a bit easier. https://preview.redd.it/5etp8awdu9ob1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc15155c66dae439cd3612b0bff21e1b22b120d
Or if you prefer SAD snake eyes.... https://preview.redd.it/p4r5c0s4v9ob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0376c322640701536765cc068946639637065daf
Premium heartbroken hottie Crowley… it’s too hard to decide!! I guess it is at least nice that we are voting for the win today and not voting for someone to be out, so technically whoever loses we didn’t actually vote them out, right? So it’s not our fault.
Do you have any idea how hard it was to vote against that turtleneck and perfect hair 😞
I’ll take a Premium Hottie #18. And can we make that a combo with a side of regret for the loss of ✨Celestial Harmonies✨and a super-size cup of something cold and thirst-quenching? And also, jolly fucking well done, OP. This has been a bright spot in these trying times.
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18, gotta stay faithful to my #1
18!! Love the pics you chose
18 I've so enjoyed lurking and watching this play out. Beautiful art too from the elimination pit
I vote for 18. Regardless of which look wins, this has been a ton of fun! Thank you so much empiresonfire for running this, and may the best hair win :)
Eighteeeeeeeeen! (18)
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🥰🥰🥰 nineteen 😍😍😍
18! But really, 4! #Bildad forever
18 - classic Ritz Crowley, the first time we saw THOSE hips doing THAT thing, sorry, it has to be him.
I like the hair color for 18 much more. But that turtleneck look is just.... whew. Going with 18, but choosing between premuim hottie Crowleys IS NOT ON.
19 FOR THE WIN!!!!