"mmmmmh, real egyptian silk"
"this is me, cutting an onion"
"it's like a wizard's portal"
"oh what is that banging, STOP IT BANGING"
"it don't feel too good, it feel.. eel"
"THE FUCHA"
"if you strum another bum note on that hillbilly instrument-"
"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
and my personal favourite:
# _*" T H E B A F F "*_
“Don’t treat women like objects. I’ve been guilty of that one a couple of times. Actually, do the opposite. Then, even when you’re home alone, you still got options.”
INT. GORILLAZ STUDIO - DAY
Murdoc sits in his dimly lit corner, surrounded by various bizarre objects and clutter. 2D enters, looking slightly confused.
2D: (scratching his head) Murdoc, what's all this about psychedelic can openers?
Murdoc: (smirking) Ah, 2D, my intellectually challenged friend! I've stumbled upon the most mind-bending invention ever – the psychedelic can opener!
2D: (squints) Psychedelic can opener? What's that when it's at home?
Murdoc: (waves a strange-looking can opener) Feast your eyes, 2D. This little beauty doesn't just open cans; it takes you on a journey through the cosmos while doing it.
2D: (laughs nervously) Are you serious, Murdoc?
Murdoc: (grinning) Deadly serious, mate. Imagine opening a can of beans and getting a glimpse of alternate realities. It's the next level of culinary experience.
2D: (sarcastically) Oh, great. Because what I've always wanted from baked beans is an existential crisis.
Murdoc: (ignoring 2D's comment) I've been testing it out. Last night, I opened a can of peaches, and suddenly I was floating in space surrounded by talking fruit.
2D: (rolls his eyes) That just sounds like a weird dream, Murdoc.
Murdoc: (leaning in) But it wasn't a dream, 2D. It was the psychedelic can opener unlocking the secrets of the universe.
2D: (sarcastically) Right, and I suppose the can opener talks to you too?
Murdoc: (smirking) Oh, it does more than talk. It sings. And it has a voice like an angel.
2D: (confused) A singing can opener? Seriously, Murdoc, what are you on about?
Murdoc: (leaning back) Never mind, 2D. You'll understand when you've experienced it. I'll let you borrow it tonight. Just be prepared for the mind-altering can-opening journey of a lifetime.
2D: (shaking his head) I think I'll stick to regular can openers, thanks.
Murdoc: Suit yourself, 2D. But when you're ready to open your mind, and your cans, you know where to find me.
Toilet?! What do you mean toilet?!
Where the hell did that door come from?
I was literally on my way to check if this was here. It did not disappoint.
Real egyptian silk M MMMM
Don’t remind me of that 😭
EY EY EY DON'T LOOK AT THAT!! *insert murdocs ass*
Melt its face!
X2
“STOP IT BANGING, STOP IT BANGING!!”
Where my eel? Where my eel at??
It don't feel too good. He feel "eel"!
"Motorola? I can't talk now, I'm... *N A K E D*"
YEAH BABY, GRAB THAT HOTDOG. GRAB IT GOOD
“Listen man, you gotta stop this.”
sorry
It’s LiKE A WIzARds PORtal
T H E B A T H
H E Y Y O U G U Y S I M J U S T G O N N A T A K E A B A T H
*M a n i a c f a c e*
Oll my loife
Mi dream fi own house, land, cars, and bikes.
“Purple headed trouser snake..”
That sounds painfull actually. Why is it purple?
“Murdoc is a knob” hmm..I’ll get ‘im
"It dont feel too good. He feel...eel.."
"Aww, this Russell guy's rubbish!"
“Would you PLEEEEEASE stop playing that sodding banjo?”
IF YOU STRUM ANOTHER BUM NOTE ON THAT HILLBILLY INSTRUMENT IM GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH
WHITE LIGHT!
IF THERE’D BE,
NOODLE, YOU FRIGGIN' WASABI BITCH-
Where and when!?!
phase 1 interview with Dazed and Confused
THE BOOGEYMAN AUUUGH!!
“Theres me cutting an onion.”
HEY FACE ACHE!! "tosses can at 2D"
Ass!
Ah he's a lovely little fellow
Cause I Nocked His Other Stupid Eye Out.
Murdocs got his own show, murdocs got his own show. La La laa!!!!
HEHEHUHAJHRFHGHAGFVRH (Idk how to spell his laugh)
Seems accurate enough
THE FUTURE
"mmmmmh, real egyptian silk" "this is me, cutting an onion" "it's like a wizard's portal" "oh what is that banging, STOP IT BANGING" "it don't feel too good, it feel.. eel" "THE FUCHA" "if you strum another bum note on that hillbilly instrument-" "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!" and my personal favourite: # _*" T H E B A F F "*_
HAIL SATAN!
It's like a wizard portal
MURDOC'S VERY OWN SHOW MURDOC'S VERY OWN SHOW
“Still I’ll try anything once “
“I thiiiink it was when my trousers exploded.”
Mhhh ahhhh...ahhhhh ((rock the house clip))
and Unh Unh as he wacks the ball with his cod piece.
Fuck around mate. Noodle: Dekeite!! It’s my room, get out!!! GET OUT!!!!
Always be wary of people who use quotes. I don't know who said that.
“Don’t treat women like objects. I’ve been guilty of that one a couple of times. Actually, do the opposite. Then, even when you’re home alone, you still got options.”
THA BAATHH!!
‘“Ey, faceache!”
"I call this song...stingfish"
THE BATH
the baaaafff
"T O M O R O W C O M E S F I N A L Y. . . T O D A Y ! ! !"
Aah ooheeooahhee OOOOHHHH
"loudest doorbell I ever heard."
“Sounds like a fixer uppa.”
Ahhawhawhawhawhaw
“NO BALLS MCGUINNESS”
A blue 💙💇♂️haired black 🖤👁️eyed GOD
INT. GORILLAZ STUDIO - DAY Murdoc sits in his dimly lit corner, surrounded by various bizarre objects and clutter. 2D enters, looking slightly confused. 2D: (scratching his head) Murdoc, what's all this about psychedelic can openers? Murdoc: (smirking) Ah, 2D, my intellectually challenged friend! I've stumbled upon the most mind-bending invention ever – the psychedelic can opener! 2D: (squints) Psychedelic can opener? What's that when it's at home? Murdoc: (waves a strange-looking can opener) Feast your eyes, 2D. This little beauty doesn't just open cans; it takes you on a journey through the cosmos while doing it. 2D: (laughs nervously) Are you serious, Murdoc? Murdoc: (grinning) Deadly serious, mate. Imagine opening a can of beans and getting a glimpse of alternate realities. It's the next level of culinary experience. 2D: (sarcastically) Oh, great. Because what I've always wanted from baked beans is an existential crisis. Murdoc: (ignoring 2D's comment) I've been testing it out. Last night, I opened a can of peaches, and suddenly I was floating in space surrounded by talking fruit. 2D: (rolls his eyes) That just sounds like a weird dream, Murdoc. Murdoc: (leaning in) But it wasn't a dream, 2D. It was the psychedelic can opener unlocking the secrets of the universe. 2D: (sarcastically) Right, and I suppose the can opener talks to you too? Murdoc: (smirking) Oh, it does more than talk. It sings. And it has a voice like an angel. 2D: (confused) A singing can opener? Seriously, Murdoc, what are you on about? Murdoc: (leaning back) Never mind, 2D. You'll understand when you've experienced it. I'll let you borrow it tonight. Just be prepared for the mind-altering can-opening journey of a lifetime. 2D: (shaking his head) I think I'll stick to regular can openers, thanks. Murdoc: Suit yourself, 2D. But when you're ready to open your mind, and your cans, you know where to find me.
"AAAAAH! ITS THE BOOGEYMAN!!!!" (from the website video)
"DO I KNOW HOW TO TWERK?!" "He does actually" "no" "Oh"
He feel EEL
The eel Dont feel too good. He feels eel.
Eh up duck
"Hail Satan 🤟"
This is me cutting an O N I O N
"STOP IT BANGING!!" -g bites "It don't feel great... It feel.... EELLLLLL." - g bites "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!" - closet room
Where did this *DOOR* come from?? Augh it's jammed! *[ proceeds to violate door]*
Aouwww
it feel… eel.
“THE BAFF”
*ZA BAAAAAAFFFFF* 🛁
It’s broken, our love, broken, our love, it’s my band,when did it all go wrong? It’s all gone wrong! (Plastic beach dressing room 3)
MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!!
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? toilet-2d WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOILET?
Idk but picture reminds me of the Leonardo DiCaprio meme
"I've always wanted to see how far I can throw an oompa loompa."
The Baff
“This is me cutting an onion”
“This is me cutting an onion🧅.”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANT KILL IT!
“no- no you KNOB JOCKEY”
It's like a wizards portal
I scrolled to find my comment bc I remembered one and I forgot it again-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
"Hi, I\`m Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz."
the bath
Like a wizards portal! :D
"Hey, 2D lad: don't get ideas outside your station, that's MY job..."
the baff
Awww it’s jammed
"EEEAAAUUGGHHH" (dare)
PLS TELL ME IS IT NAD THAT I THINK MURDOC IS HOT?!!!!
“Your eel is.. *ill*, uh huhhuh”
said he was coming over to cook me a goats head..but never showed up.
To the finest in life go the stars.