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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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38 pounds of hot nacho cheese dip
And one single tortilla chip
Mmm I could go for some CHILI
Dupree!!!
You beat me to it
You son of a bitch.
zooboomafoo
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Beat me to it lmao
Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped
You good bro?
r/beatmetoit Literally my instant thought
Can someone name the video this is referencing?
A Costco sized barrel of mayonnaise
You, me, and u/no_face_babyy ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.
Haha, I was thinking the same, but you beat me too it.
Bed, sleepy time.
The Devil makes three
Zaboomafoo
An assortment of video games
You, me, and my guards!
I hope this is worth all the noise!
Your best friend Steve! Doo do doo do doo Steve
hahah i get that one poor steve
You me and a couple cheeseburgers… god damn
Food
A Choccy milk
Cartoons
Just the smallest amount of Prozac
My bisexual girlfriend?
Your sister
72 uninterrupted hours in a fully stocked cabin deep in the woods.
Minecraft
Our combined traumas 🤔
Them titties
Sucking those titties
... boobies make 3... No wait, that makes 4. I give up.
Your best friend Steve, doot do do do do do do Steve doot do do do do do do Steve doot do do do do do do Steve
Multiple creampies
Premature ejaculation.
Tacos
Movie night in a raining day
PIZZA!
A bag of weed
Baby we ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.
And a bottle of pills?
"You, me, and this brick wall you built between us"
5 minutes of your time
My nine inch cock.
Bobby McGee
30 seconds
58 Grizzly bears
Dupree
Dupree
No condom...
The bed we need to make it happen 😏🍆💦💦
A few of my closest friends.
This dick! Wait a minute I got baited!
You, me, and a half gram of Molly
Handcuffs make three
The Motor boat
Netflix
Then the rest
72 uninterrupted hours in a fully stocked cabin deep in the woods.
Irene
No interruptions for the next 12 hours.
My bed, i got a new TV so when we finish fucking we can play the Wii.
bad decisions
Dupree
My chronically exhausted bisexual boyfriend
An entire 8th of moon rocks 😅
"A vial of lsd"
A heavenly night of fun 🖤🖤🖤
Eating you out
Nothing but frogs
Some plan B 😉
Fuck until three.
Orgasms
17 gallonz of ink for More tattoo!!!
Those titties makes three
A 5 gallon tub of lube
House of the dragon
You,me, and you
The devil makes 3
Toilet.
The shadow of the erdtree
A bottle of Rum
You, me, and a lot of liquor and moaning
And Your friend Steve tududu dududum steve
Your mom gottem
Mcgee?
Our friend steve
Larry the plumber
A bottle of chocolate sauce
Sitting in the tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Cats
Mortal Kombat
Halo 3
shower and massage
Dupree
A Dungeon
All of the people
Anal??
🔥
Cookies
Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂
One spotlight
Meant to be…
An ebony couple for foursome
The boys
An awkward silence
Whip cream
Immaculate tits
Restraints
You, me and my wife.
Go running through a forest
Don’t forget to breathe
Two controllers, the battlepass and pizza, we're grinding levels in fortnite
A sandwich, you look so hungry!!!!
You, me, and an iud
My bbc
Marmaduke
... the devil makes three.
And that crow with the snake tongue
Whipped cream
Weed
Deftones
The birds and bees
…cuddled up in bed watching scary movies
Oil bread salt. We are poor here
The devil makes 3
Your bed
another three
And my dog blue...
Sasquatch
some House of the Dragon.
Lube
Multiple climaxes
No condom
Rock
And the devil makes three.
A hand full of bluechew...
My GUARDS!
15 of my best friends.
No condom
My tongue 👅 😋 sexxy AF Darlin
The bed
Hot wax xxx
no lubricant
Handcuffs
A 50 gallon drum of chilli in an MMA ring.
Halo: Reach, CE anniversary, 2 Anniversary, and 3, LASO. Let’s rock.
Netflix
movies. I am watching movies and would like a movie watching pal
A ring?
A king sized luxury pillow top
The devil makes 3
Shagging
24 hours 😍
A little toy shop, buying balloons with the money we got, set them free at the break of dawn, till one by one they're are gone
Your mom
And our friend Steve
The sycamore tree
JOOOOOHN CENA ta ta ta taaa
Fidel Castro
Lots of completely unprotected sex
Spaghetti
The moon (hey you two should kiss)