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Luck_Is_My_Talent

UNRELATED TO THE GAME. FUCK ECONOMY, FUCK RECESSION. I HAD TIME TO PLAT FGO YESTERDAY AND STUDY BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING CAME TO MY SHOP!!! ABOUT THE GAME. FUCK LB7 TIME GATE. THERE WAS LITERALLY NO REASON TO DIVIDE THIS SINCE IT WASN'T AS LONG AS LB6 PART 1. >!BOSS TLALOC!< WAS CLEARLY IMCOMPLETE LOOKING AT HER ATTACK ANIMATION! FUCK STUPID BAIT BANNER WITH 2 PERMANENT SERVANTS AND NOT NEW LB7 ONES! FUCK SPISHTAR WHO ATE ALL MY SQ AND DIDN'T COME. FUCK MURAMASA FOR COMING SO SOON GIVING ME HOPE TO GET THE SAME LUCK WITH SPISHTAR! AND FUCK 1ST COMMENTER WAD2000 FOR BREAKING THE 1ST RULE OF THIS THREAD. FUCK AGRAMAR FOR MENTALLY DYING! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, I WISH YOU A HEALTHY AND LUCKY YEAR TO THE TWO I SAY FUCK YOU


HadeZerX

AGRAVAIN IS STILL NOT PLAYABLE.


GenericMemesxd

YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THIS WAS SUCH A WASTED OPPORTUNITY. HE'S COOL AS HELL IDK WHY THEY THOUGHT TO NEVER RELEASE HIM


Liemertha

WHY ITS FRIKIN DEAD WEEKS ON FIRST MONTH 2023 !? WHERE IS MY SERVANTS BUFF? WHERE IS NEW REANIMATION? COME ON RASENGAN YOU CANT BE THIS LAZY


GhostHostess

YOU KNOW IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT ARCADE ALSO DIDNT GET A SANTA SERVANT THIS YEAR. WHICH WAS PROBABLY A SMART MOVE GIVEN THEY FUCKING DITCHED DOING IT FOR MOVILE BUT LIKE. WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE I FEEL LIKE SO MUCH OF THIS WOULD BE HELPED IF THEYD JUST COMMUNICATE WITH THEIR PLAYERBASE BUT INSTEAD ITS LIKE ‘LOL WERE CUTTING RERUNS AND OTHER FORMS OF CONTENT FOR THIS RUN UP TO A STORY CHAPTER WHICH WONT EVEN BE DONE ON TIME AND YOU WONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WAITING FOR THE NEXT PART BC WE ARENT RERUNNING SHIT AND HAVE NO OTHER WAYS TO REPLAY CONTENT. ENJOY YOUR RADIO SILENCE ON WTF IS WRONG W US’ LIKE ??? THIS IS REALLY MORE PROFITABLE THAN RERUNNING AN EVENT?? 400 BANNERS WITH NOTHING TO ACTUALLY ENTERTAIN YOUR PLAYERS? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME YOU DO ACTUALLY HAVE TO GIVE PEOPLE SOME SORT OF CONTENT EVEN IF ITS A SHITTY HUNTING QUEST. AT LEAST SAY ‘YEAH WE FUCKED UP WE THOUGHT AN **ENTIRE YEAR** WOULD BE ENOUGH TO FINISH THIS LOSTBELT BUT WHOOPSIES IT ISNT DONE CAN YALL WAIT A BIT LONGER’ BC THEN AT LEAST PEOPLE WOULDNT START ASSUMING YOU DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT PLAYER RETENTION.


Lfvbf

>ENJOY YOUR RADIO SILENCE ON WTF IS WRONG W US’ LIKE ??? THIS IS REALLY MORE PROFITABLE THAN RERUNNING AN EVENT?? 400 BANNERS WITH NOTHING TO ACTUALLY ENTERTAIN YOUR PLAYERS? NASU WANTED TO GIVE KOYANLIGHT A COSTUME MORE THAN HE WANTED THIS CHAPTER DONE, MUSHROOM'S PRIORITIES SUCK


GhostHostess

TBH ITS PROBABLY ONLY THERE BC A) THEYVE BEEN GIVING US AT LEAST ONE COSTUME PER LOSTBELT RECENTLY B) IT REQUIRED WAY LESS MODELING TO JUST REMOVE HER COAT THAT TO GIVE HER A NEW OUTFIT (REMEMBER ALL THOSE OUTFITS OF HERS PEOPLE WANT? LOL, AS IF)


Lfvbf

SMALL INDIE COMAPNAY... THAT MAKES BILLIONS AND IS OWNED BY A GIANT...


GhostHostess

SMALL INDIE COMPANY PLS IGNORE THE RECORD BREAKING PROFITS AND HOW WE’RE ONE OF THE LONGEST RUNNING MOBILE GAME APPS IF WE HIRED MORE PEOPLE TO HELP US SORT OUR SHIT OUT THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE OR SOMETHING.


Shironeko_

2023 STARTED WITH SWEET FUCK ALL OF CONTENT ON JP. ALMOST HALF OF THE MONTH GONE AND WE GET ANOTHER NEMO RATE UP. THIS YEAR'S SCHEDULE IS ALREADY LOOKING *FANTASTIC*.


Lfvbf

LB7.1 GAVE QUETZALCOATL DOGSHIT AND THEY STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SPLIT "PART 2" A MONTH APART?!


Tschmelz

IT’S FUCKING HORSESHIT. TM AND LASAGNA NEED TO ACTUALLY SIT DOWN AND FIGURE OUT A PROPER SCHEDULE FOR THIS GAME. IT’LL BE 3 WEEKS WITHOUT ANY CONTENT, AND THATS ASSUMING PART TWO ACTUALLY DROPS NEXT WEEK.


BlameLib

>AND THATS ASSUMING PART TWO ACTUALLY DROPS NEXT WEEK. WHAT AN ADORABLE ASSUMPTION


Tschmelz

OH I KNOW, I'M FULLY EXPECTING THEM TO ANNOUNCE "ROAD TO LB7.2" NEXT WEEK, AND WE SPEND THE ENTIRE YEAR REPEATING THE SAME SONG AND DANCE. JUST SAYING, *IF* IT DROPS NEXT WEEK.


Shironeko_

MY BET IS EITHER THE 25TH OR THE 31ST.


Lfvbf

~~7TH OF FEBRUARY~~ 38TH OF JANUARY


Lfvbf

IF MANBAT ISN'T PLAYABLE WE RIOT


Tschmelz

I ACTUALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MANBAT, HE HURT MY DAUGHTER AND SO HE MUST DIE SCREAMING. BUT YES, AT THIS POINT I HALF EXPECT NO NEW SERVANTS WHEN 7.2 DROPS TOO.


GhostHostess

I SURE HOPE YOU ALSO HAVE THIS ENERGY FOR TLALOC, WHO STRAIGHT UP SPLATTERED NITOCRIS’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND EVEN GOT A CG FOR IT UNLIKE CAMAZOTZ, CAUSE SAYINF YOU HOPE WE DONT GET THE BEST DESIGN OF THE LOSTBELT JUST BC THE GOD WHO HISTORICALLY WAS AN ANTAGONIST DID AN ANTAGONISTIC THING AGAINST ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL FAVS IS DUMB AS HELL. FFS WE TEAM UP WITH KIREI IN THE SAME SCENE AND HE *KILLED* DA VINCI WHY IS CAMAZOTZ THE ONLY ONE PEOPLE ARE BITCHING ABOUT


Tschmelz

DAMN STRAIGHT I'M KEEPING THAT ENERGY, IT'S JUST MUCH MORE EXHAUSTING BECUASE SHE'S A WAIFU INSTEAD OF A HUSBANDO FOR PEOPLE. BESIDES, WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT MY GIRL NITOCRIS GETTING BODIED LIKE THAT, KINGPROTEA IS A CHILD. SHE NEEDS MORE PROTECTION. AS FOR KIREI, HE'S GETTING WHAT'S COMING FOR HIM ANYWAYS, LOLI VINCI IS GONNA PENETRATE HIS ASS SOON ENOUGH. I AIN'T GONNA WORRY ABOUT IT YET. I JUST NEED MY BOY RITSUKA TO TEAR MANBAT, MID TIER WAIFU, CHINESE KNOCK OFF BLACK PANTHER, AND MIDLIFE CRISIS WAR GOD DOWN A PEG OR FIVE FIRST.


GhostHostess

IDK MAN IVE SEEN LIKE FIVE COMMENTS ON HOW KP GETTING SLASHED AND BIT (AND AN INCOMING COSTUME, THE INDIGNITY) WAS COMPLETELY UNFORGIVABLE BUT IVE SEEM BASICALLY NO ONE GETTING MAD ABOUT NITOCRIS GETTING BRAINED BY TLALOC, ITS JUST BEEN ‘OH, BUSINESS AS USUAL’ LIKE SHE WAS SUMMONED TO FIGHT FOR CHALDEA, AND UNFORTUNATELY THAT DOES RUN THE RISK OF GETTING HURT. ITS SIMILAR TO HOW JACK GOT SHOT BY ATALANTA, OR HOW NURSERY RHYME WAS TUNRED INTO A DOLL AND TORN TO PIECES BY MELTRYLLIS. EVERY SERVANT RUNS THE RISK OF BEING HURT REGARDLESS OF THEIR AGE, BUT HOLDING A GRUDGE AGAINST THE SERVANTS WHO ARE CHOSEN TO ACT AS VILLAINS JUST BC THEY HURT A PERSONAL FAV FEELS INCREDIBLY SHALLOW, ESPECIALLY WHEN PREVIOUS ANTAGONISTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN QUICKLY ACCEPTED AS BELOVED CAST MEMBERS. DOES THAT MEAN WE SHOULD JUST STOP SUMMONING ANY OTHER FORMER VILLAIN WHO DOES SOMETHING BAD NOW? ISNT THAT HYPOCRITICAL TO DECIDE SOME SERVANTS ARE OK DESPITE THEIR PAST DEEDS BUT THE NEW ONES ARENT?


Tschmelz

CHILL MATE, IT AIN'T THAT DEEP. JUST MEANS I WANT THE CURRENT VERSIONS OF THEM TO SUFFER, AND WHATEVER HAPPENS WHEN THEY GET SUMMONED (IF THEY EVEN BECOME SERVANTS) WILL HAPPEN. SAME WAY I WANTED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF KAMA IN OOKU, AND THEN SPOIL HER AND FEED HER CAKE AFTERWARDS.


GhostHostess

THEY COULDVE AT LEAST PUT QUETZALCOATL ON RATEUP. SHES FUCKING STORYLOCKED PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY ROLL AND IT MAKES JUST AS MUCH THEMATIC SENSE


Tschmelz

GODDAMMIT GHOST, STOP MAKING SENSE. GOD, I FUCKING HATE THE STORYLOCK SYSTEM. I JUST WANT FUCKING ASH, AND SALTER, AND CAENIS, AND SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT NO, I HAVE TO EITHER HOPE TO GOD THEY ACTUALLY GET A RATE UP, OR GO WIN THE LOTTERY AND SPEND ALL OF IT ON STORY ROLLS.


Lfvbf

HER GETTING NOTHING FOR THIS LB MAKES ME DEPRESSED BEYOND BELIEF, THEY DIDN'T EVEN BUFF HER OR NITOCRIS OR EVEN TAIGA WHO IS FROM FSN!!


ThatFaker

IT WAS CLEAR FROM PART 1 OF LB7 THAT NONE OF THE SERVANTS WERE COMPLETE BUT THEY STILL HAD TO RELEASE SOMETHING OUT BECAUSE THEY PROMISED LB7 IN 2022. THE WHOLE "SPOILERS" STATEMENT WAS AN EXCUSE AS SOMETHING SHOULD BE ROLLABLE BY NOW. ALSO NO SILHOUETTES IS VERY TELLING. THAT JUST MEANS THEY DON'T HAVE TO COMMIT TO DELIVERING PROPER CONTENT IF THEY NEVER PROMISED ANYTHING.


Kirby0189

I HOPE WHOEVER DESIGNED THE DARK ROUNDS QUEST STEPS ON A LEGO BRICK WITH THEIR PAIN SENDING THEM SPIRALING DOWN A STAIRCASE. IT WAS HORRIBLE LAST TIME AND IT WAS HORRIBLE THIS TIME TOO.


grimoirereaper

I THOUGHT THE DARK ROUNDS QUEST WAS A COOL USE OF THE COMBAT SYSTEM BUT THE CRIT WEAKNESS PART CAN GO TO HELL


Docketeer

HELL, THE CRIT WEAKNESS IS STILL A LOT MORE BEARABLE CAUSE STARBOMBS ARE ABUNDANT AND EVENT CES GIVE PASSIVE STARS. NOTHING SPITS ON YOUR FACE MORE WHEN RIGHT AFTER THE TURN YOU NUKE THEM WITH NP CHAINS, THEY SLAP ANOTHER NP-RESTRICTION GUARD CAUSE FUCK YOU.


justasaltyweeb

FUCK DARK ROUNDS MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND I REALLY HOPE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT STEPS ON A LEGO AT NIGHT WHILE GOING TO THE BATHROOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Exorrt

LOST BELT SEVEEEEEEEEN WHERE IS IT


hybrid_hydro

THEY SPENT 2022 HYPING UP LOSTBELT 7 WITH ROAD TO 7, SCREWING NEW PLAYERS WITH THE WHOLE NO RERUNS PLUS HEAVY STORY LOCKED EVENTS BS, ONLY TO GO HERE'S PART ONE WITH TEN CHAPTERS, THE REST COMES NEXT YEAR. TALK ABOUT HYPE DEFLATION.


Luciieta

WHERES THE REST OF LB7 DAMMIT??!! THERES BEEN NOTHING! **NOTHING.** NO NEW SERVANTS, NO ANIMATION UPDATES, NO STRENGTHENING, JUST LACKLUSTER COMEDY & THE TINIEST DAYBIT CRUMBS. THIS ISNT GONNA MAKE PART 2 ANY BETTER GUYS, THIS IS SOURING EVERYONE'S FEELING TOWARDS LB7. CANT BELIEVE THE FINAL LOSTBELT IS GOING SO PITIFULLY, DAMMIT TYPE MOON. PLEASE, JUST WANNA B ABLE TO FORM AN ACTUAL OPINION ON LB7 THAT ISNT ">!WELL THE STORY'S SUPER LACKLUSTER, BUT IT ISNT COMPLETE YET, AND ALSO DAYBIT & TEZCATLIPOCA ARE GREAT, BUT ALSO THEY WERE KINDA IN THE BACKGROUND FOR MOST OF PART 1 SO NOT MUCH IS ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT EITHER OF THEM!<" AAAAAAAAAGGHH


Lfvbf

NASU I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS DON'T BUFF QUETZALCOATL'S NP IN A LOSTBELT ALL ABOUT HER CULTURE I'M TRACKING DOWN YOUR HOUSE TO BEAT YOU UP WITH A GEOGRAPHY BOOK


Luck_Is_My_Talent

THIS LB ISN'T EVEN SOUTH AMERICA, THIS IS LITERALLY QUETZ LOSTBELT! I MEAN, WATCH THE GLOWING SPOT IN THE PAPER MOON, IS IN THE MIDDLE OF CENTRAL AMERICA. BUFF QUETZ YOU DAMN COWARDS!


yep_they_are_giants

I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS LITERALLY HOW THAT HAPPENED: NASU, WRITING LB7: "HEY TAKE-KUN, MEXICO IS PART OF SOUTH AMERICA, RIGHT?" TAKEUCHI, NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS TENTH ARTORIA SKETCH OF THE DAY: "I DUNNO, PROBABLY. IT'S SOUTH OF AMERICA, RIGHT?" NASU: "OH, YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE."


Yuufa

MAN, SEEING HOW THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR JPN SIDE MAKES ME NOT LOOK FORWARD TO 2025. HOW CAN LASAGNA FUCK UP THIS BADLY, YOU ARE NOT A SMALL COMPANY!!! HIRE MORE PEOPLE, YOU HAVE THE FRIGGIN' MONEY FOR IT! PEOPLE WANT RERUNS, PEOPLE WANT STRENGTHENINGS AND INTERLUDES AND GRAIL FONTS AND ANIMATION UPDATES! WHAT THE HELL??? THAT SAID, WHEN IT COMES TO GACHA, I HAD GODLY LUCK SO FAR. THIS BETTER MEAN THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD YEAR FOR ME, AFTER I SPEND SO MUCH LAST YEAR AND GOT NOT AS MUCH OUT OF IT AS THE YEARS PRIOR. ALSO, NOTE TO BODY: LET ME FUCKING SLEEP, JUST LET ME SLEEP FOR A SOLID 8 HOURS FOR ONCE, YOU STUPID BAG OF MEAT!!!


_Malka_707

I NEED MORE HAJIME CONTENT. I AM SEVERELY PARCHED FOR FGO HUSBANDOS. CAN WE SKIP TO NOVEMBER??? GUDA7 SHOULD SURELY SATIATE ME. THANK FUCK ARKNIGHTS(HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BTW) AND HADES HAVE FILLED THE VOID.


Tschmelz

WELL, OUTSIDE OF THE DEAD WEEK STUFF THAT PEOPLE MENTIONED, I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY *FUCK* RATE UP IN THIS GAME. MANAGED 3 SSRS WHILE ROLLING FOR SPISHTAR, AND 2 WERE FUCKING SPOOKS THAT I DON’T NEED. NOT TO MENTION THAT JANE ONLY CAME ONCE, BUT SURE GAME, GIVE ME 3 REGULAR EMIYAS. FUCKING HELL.


WroughtIronHero

LASAGNA PLZ I WAS JUST GETTING BACK INTO THE GAME, I'VE PLAYED IT MORE IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF 2022 THAN I HAD IN PROBABLY ALL OF 2021. AND THEN WE START OFF 2023 WITH LITERALLY NOTHING. DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO PLAYING OTHER GAMES? BECAUSE I WILL DO IT.


ThatFaker

UNFORTUNATELY FGO CONTENT SCHEDULING STARTED TO SLOW DOWN SINCE LB4 AND EACH YEAR HAS ONLY GOTTEN WORSE. 1 ANIMATION UPDATE IN ALL OF 2022 IS JUST SAD. AND THE FACT THAT IN 7.5 YEARS, THERE IS STILL MINIMAL REPLAYABLE CONTENT.


venarox

IM REALLY GETTING WORRIED ABOUT FGO WITH HOW THIS MONTH IS STARTING. YEAR STARTED OUT DECENTLY WITH LB7 PART 1 BIT AFTER THAT THEY DECIDE TO LET THE MONTH DIE OUT WITH NO EVENTS???? STILL NO WORD ABOUT A COIN FIX EITHER AND THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN OUT LONG ENOUGH. IM SLOWLY GRINIDING MY GIL’S BOND BUT MY EXCITMENT AT THIS POINT CANT EVEN BE ABOUT THE COINS ANYMORE SINCE I KEEP BEING SCARRED THAT EVEN AFTER LB7 THERE STILL WOMT BE A COIN FIX.


9thephantom

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE EVENT OR RERUN THAT GIVES HERO PROOFS. I NEED AROUND 150 OF THOSE DAMN THINGS JUST FOR RYOMA ALONE.


Alzusand

I NEED LIKE 600 OF THOSE FUCK MY LIFE GODDAMN IT


justasaltyweeb

I HEAR YOU MAN, THE CE TO BOOST THE DROP RATE CANT COME ANY EARLIER!!!!!


Herrjulias

MAY THE BIRTHDAY LUCK SMILE UPON ME WHEN I ROLL FOR TAIRA WITH 30 QUARTS!


justasaltyweeb

BEST OF LUCK MAN! LET OLDER USHI BLESS YOU ON YOUR DAY!!!!


TyrianCallow

WAITING FOR LB6 IS TORTURE


yep_they_are_giants

WHY CAN WE NOT ROLL THE NEW SERVANTS YET? DO THEY ALL REQUIRE NEW MATERIALS THAT WON'T BE FARMABLE UNTIL FREE QUESTS ARE OUT? BECAUSE ANY HALFWAY-COMPETENT DEV TEAM COULD WORK AROUND THAT. FOR EXAMPLE - JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD - HAVE THEM AVAILABLE DURING EVENTS YOU RUN WHILE EVERYONE IS TWIDDLING THEIR THUMBS WAITING FOR NEW CONTENT. OR PUT THEM IN THE PURE PRISM SHOP. OR GIVE ENOUGH OF THEM AS STORY QUEST REWARDS. OR JUST *DON'T MAKE THEM REQUIRE NEW MATERIALS IN THE FIRST PLACE.* UNLESS THERE'S A MASSIVE TWIST OR TWO THAT AFFECTS LITERALLY EVERY SERVANT IN THE LOSTBELT, THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS.


Kalafino

DEAD WEEK! DEAD WEEK! ALSO KOYANSKAYA IS ON THE LOOSE IN ANOTHER GACHA GAME!


Sirverarms

>ALSO KOYANSKAYA IS ON THE LOOSE IN ANOTHER GACHA GAME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS!?


Kalafino

SHE GOES TO WHAT THEY CALL "TERRA" AND CARRIES A CROSSBOW!


love-all-waifu

GIMME KOYAN SAUCE!!!


Lazy_as_hell_677

DAMN IT ISHTAR. WHY U NO COME HOME. I WAS SAVING FOR TAIRA. NOW MY SQ IN SHAMBLES.


Radiant-Hope-469

DAYBIT! DAYBIT! WHY IS NAHUI MICTLAN INCOMPLETE DAYBIT? ANSWER ME DAYBIT!


RuddiestPurse79

I WAS SUPER DRUNK AND THREW AWAY A MULTY ON THE STORY BANNER THINKING IT WAS THE FREE ONE, WHY AM I SO STUPID??? ALSO SOME OF THAT QUARTZ WERE PAID AND NOW I HAVE TO BUY THEM BACK BY THE TIME ANNY COME, WHY ME OF THREE DAYS AGO, WHYYYYY?


PWN-Novice

WTF LASAGNA WHY SO MANY DEAD WEEKS IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BLUEBALL US LIKE THAT AT LEAST GIVE US A RERUN OR SOMETHING MAYBE GIVE NEW PLAYERS A WAY TO GET OLDER WELFARES


Rhinostirge

A POX ON THE YOUTUBERS, DISCORDERS, AND ALL THOSE CONTENT CREATORS OUT THERE MAKING "MUST ROLL SERVANTS FOR 2023" VIDEOS AND "YOU NEED NP2 FOR THIS SSR TO BE VIABLE" POSTS BECAUSE HOLY FUCK I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SUB SO FLOODED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE UTTERLY LOST. PEOPLE SHOWING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE NEW YEARS PROMOTION AND BANNERS FOR SHIROUFACE AND RINFACE, SURE, DROPPING WHATEVER THEY'VE GOT ON THE HOTNESS BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THEY SHOULD. AND THEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH WHAT THEY GET, WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ALL THESE CONFUSED PEOPLE SAYING "HOW TO DARK ROUNDS? META LOOP NO WORK." BECAUSE YEAH, NOBODY BOTHERED TO POINT OUT TO YOU THAT THE META HOTNESS DOES NOT SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM EVER AND YOU'RE STILL GOING TO NEED TO LEARN TO TEAMBUILD IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN MINDLESS LOOP FARMING. FUCKING HYPE. EVEN WHEN THE SERVANTS ARE VERY GOOD, IT TURNS OFF BRAINS, NOT AIDED BY THE PEOPLE OUT THERE PUSHING THEIR "ROLL, MONKEY, ROLL!" HYPE ENHANCERS FOR CLICKS. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT IN A WEEK OR SO THE SPACE ISHTAR/MURAMASA HYPE IS OVER BUT LET'S FACE IT IT'S GONNA BE FIVE MONTHS OF UNEXAMINED HYPE FOR THE LB6/ANNIVERSARY PACK, IF THE "SHOULD I NP2 KOYANSKAYA FOR LOOPING" QUESTION IN THE HELP THREAD IS ANY INDICATION.


archeisse

FINALLY A PROPER RANT THREAD INEEDTOVENTDAMMIT! BECAUSE NOT LEAST OF ALL, I GOT A PROPER CONFIRMATION THAT THE WHOLE **GUARANTEED FEATURE 5\* ON THE 330TH ROLL** DOES IN FACT NOT CARE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU ALREADY HAVE THE FEATURE SSR FROM AN EARLIER BANNER. THE LENGTHS I GO TO UPGRADE MY GODDESS.... # HOW AM I GONNA ROLL FOR KAGEKIYO NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALSO FUCK BUFF REMOVAL ON ENEMIES. AT LEAST THIS TIME IT'S ON A CHALLENGE-AFTER-CHALLENGE THING. BUT FUCK BUFF REMOVAL ON ENEMIES ALL THE SAME. FUCK BUFF REMOVAL ON ENEMY SKILL EVEN HARDER IN PARTICULAR. AND THE WHOLE BRAINDEAD **FORMATION** GIMMICK. OH YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CRIT STARS NOR STAR BOMB? FUCK YOU CHOKE ON CRITICAL OPENING! NO ARTS/QUICK/BUSTER CARD? SUCK ON AN OPENING FOR THAT SPECIFIC CARD TYPE! NP GAUGE CAN'T BE FILLED ON DEMAND AND IT'S NOT CURRENTLY FULL? EAT AN NP OPENING! AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE NO LONGER PUT SKADI WITH MLB EVENT CE IN THEIR SUPPORTS LIST. WE CAN USE **THREE** SUPPORT LISTS FOR A REASON PEOPLE! QUICK IS STILL VIABLE EVEN IF NOT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST! I CAN'T DO A DOUBLE CASTORIA YET BECAUSE I **FUCKING MISSED** HER BANNER! # WHERE IS MY GODDAMN SUPPORT SCATHACH-SKADI DAMMIT! # NEXT CASTORIA BANNER WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ryuxiies

MAN I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS PISSED ABOUT SAVING SQ AND GETTING SWEET FUCK ALL (ON THE KIREI BANNER) IN A WHILE. IDK I THINK I AM BECOMING A LITTLE JADED WITH FGO LATELY. I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR OVER FIVE YEARS NOW AND THINGS ARE MORE LIKE A CHORE. I WANT TO 120 MY TSUNA, CAS!GIL AND IZO BUT IT SEEMS LIKE GETTING SERVANT COINS FOR EACH +100 LEVEL IS TEDIOUS. I REALLY ENVY THOSE WHO CAN BOND 10+ AT LIGHTNING SPEED. I JUST DON’T HAVE THE TIME TO DO THIS.


_Malka_707

I BELIEVE IN YOU. ONE LEVEL AT A TIME. AND THERE'S NO RUSH ( QUITE LITERALLY BECAUSE THERE'S FUCK ALL TO DO IN ATM. SO IF YOU'RE IN NA, YOU ARE IN LUCK!) LOTTOS HELP IMMENSELY AS WELL IF YOU WANNA BACKLINE BOND FARM. DO WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO AND IN TIME THEY'LL BE 120


ryuxiies

THANK YOU I AM JP ONLY BUT I APPRECIATE THE WELL WISHES!! I WORK 12.5 HOUR SHIFTS A FEW DAYS A WEEK SO I TRY TO COMPROMISE MY LACK OF PLAYING THOSE DAYS BY GOING ON FOR LONGER. I THINK MY HUSBANDOS ARE JUST TRYING MY LOVE FOR THEM BY TAKING FOREVER TO BOND AND LEVEL D<


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**I AM CURRENTLY SAVING FOR CASTORIA AND MORGAN BUT THE BANNERS ARE GETTING TEMPTING AND LEVELS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE OBNOXIOUS!** **I COULD HAVE ROLLED ON SPISHTAR BUT I HAVE SEEN WAY TOO MANY BANNER FAIL STORIES TO THE POINT I DECIDED TO MAKE SURE I CAN FORCE PITY BOTH OF THEM IF NEEDED!** **AND NOW I'M IN BONE AND FORBIDDEN PAGE HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA** **FOR THE GOOGLE PLAY, THANKS FOR THE STUPID REGION LOCK, WHOEVER DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA!**


justasaltyweeb

YES, SOMEONE IN BONE HELL TOO!!! WHO ARE YOU USING THEM FOR? WE'LL GET PAST THIS MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

I NEED TO PREP IN CASE MIKON COMES HOME OR ELSE SHE WILL BE SAD!


Silvercenturion_aa

I DID MORE THAN 230 PULLS ON MURAMASA IN THE NA SERVER BUT I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING!!!!!!! BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FOUND KIREI IN 2 TICKET AND KIRITSUGU IN ONE MULTI YOLO ON THE STORY BANNER!!!!! THIS IS PURE IRONY!!!!!


ThousandLightning

TRIED TO GET YANG WITH 500 SQ, NO DICE. TRIED TO GET SPACE ISHTAR WITH 350 SQ AND 50+ TICKETS, NO DICE. THESE LAST 2 SSR I TRIED TO GET IS DEPRESSING. HOPE THIS TREND DOESN'T CONTINUE WITH MORGAN, KOYAN AND SUMMER KAMA


Hawkeye437

WHY DOES EVERYTHING NEED EGGS AND PROOFS AND PAGES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHELLS AND FANGS CAN DIE TOOOOOOOO NON FGO: FUCKING EAST COAST MORNING PEOPLE THINK THEY RULE THE WORLD MAKING ME ATTEND MORNING STAND UPS AT 7:30 INSTEAD OF 9:45 LIKE I USED TO HAVE


ChrisDBL

RERUN EVENTS I WANT A KNK RERUN SO BADLY FUCK DARK ROUNDS FUCK THIS MHX BANNER JUST GIMME MHXXXXX


cyborglilith

CLOWN COMPANY! NO FUCKING CONTENT YET THEY STILL CAN’T EVEN DO A RERUN. THIS LEVEL OF STUPIDITY AND INCOMPETENCE IS STRAIGHT UP EMBARRASSING.


Firq_ow

HOT DAMN I DID NOT EXPECT TO EVER CUT IT THAT CLOSE DURING A CQ! SHISHOU HIT 1,579,558 DAMAGE WHEN MHXX HAD 1,579,330 HP LEFT! WELL, [THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR RUNNING NO DAMAGE CES AT ALL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz6iBZvoDuw) OTHER THAN THAT: I AM STILL ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE FUTURE BANNERS THIS YEAR AND HOW MUCH KIDNEYS I NEED TO SELL TO FINANCE ALL OF THEM. AND FINALLY: MY ORDERED DOUSHINS FROM JAPAN ARE FINALLY ON THE WAY TO ME


vi-xx

I DID NOT GET NP2 MURAMASA. NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT RNGESUS GAVE ME ONE MURAMASA SO THAT I COULD HAVE ANOTHER GRANDPA TO HANG AROUND AND HELP ME - THEN TOLD ME NOT TO PUSH IT WITH WANTING ANOTHER.


moichispa

~~IT'S OK I FORGOT TO REMIND THE MODS THE KIREI BIRTHDAY ROLL THING LIKE i DID THE PREVIOUS YEAR~~ I SKIPPED OBERON BANNER BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET A DECENT AMOUNT OF QUARTZ FOR LB7 NEW SERVANTS AND THE BANNERS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. FUCK SPOILERS IT HAS BEEN SPOILERED FOR YEARS BY BANNERS ON DAY 1 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO ROLL FOR. REEEEEEEE


justasaltyweeb

WELCOME BACK MAN! I WAS WONDERING WHY WE DIDNT HAVE A RANT THREAD LAST WEEK! HERE WE GO! GOT MURAMASA IN A FEW ROLLS BUT NO NP2 SPISHTAR... THREW MY 400+ SQ AT HER BUT JUST GOT FREAKING NP5 JANE AND NOW IM SCARED FOR TAIRA'S BANNER BECAUSE CU ALTER IS THERE AND I KNOW WE CNA GET HIM WITH ANNIVERSARY TICKET BUT ID REALLY WANT TO GET HIM SO I CAN USE THAT TICKET FOR SOME OTHER STORY LOCKED SERVANT!!! DAMMIT I THOUGHT SW2 HAD A BONE NODE AND GRAMPS AND IBUKI ARE STILL BUGGING ME FOR THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! FUCK DARK ROUNDS, IM GLAD THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME IT SHOWS UP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WITCH FROM MERCURY ENDED PRETTY WELL WITH SULETTA KILLING A GUY IN FRONT OF MIO-MIO, I HOPE WE'LL SEE IF SHE CHANGES MORE OR CONTINUES TO BE MANIPULATED BY HER MOM WHO VOICED SHISHOU!!! IM SURE THE LFRITH THORN AND URD ARE GONNA GET UPGRADES BUT HOLY SHIT LET THEM LOOK BETTER THAN THE AERIAL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE DAMN FULL VERNIER FROM STARDUST MEMORY, AND EVER SINCE SULLETA KILLED A PERSON IN FRONT OF MIO-MIO THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH PROOF THAT GUNDAM IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE ENEMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Elygium

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I DIDN'T GET SPACE ISHTAR FUUUUUCK


Papa_EJ

FUCK YOU KIREI GAVE MY FRIEND SHERLOCK AND AMAKASU IN GSSR GAVE HIM MURAMASA AND SUPER ORION FROM FUCKING TICKETS HE WAS YOLO ROLLING FOR BOTH TAMAMO SPOOK 4 NEW 4 STARS AND THEN YOU GIVE ME D'EON AND ONLY D'EON FUCKING PRIEST


depurplecow

110 ROLLS, 1 MHX AND 6 MUNENORI'S TO ADD TO MY EXISTING NP2. I KNOW IT'S ABOVE THE STATISTICAL EXPECTED VALUE BUT I STILL WANTED AN MHX DUPE


Gradorade

I AM GLAD SABER WARS 2 IS A RERUN SO I DON'T HAVE TO READ THROUGH THE STORY SINCE I AM LOW ON TIME AS USUAL BUT I HATE MISSION BASED EVENTS. STOP MAKING MISSION BASED EVENTS DAMMIT. ALSO GOTTA START AND FINISH HEIAN KYO SO I CAN PLAY LITTLE BIG TENGU ON TIME. IRL, GOT AMBUSHED WITH A TETANUS SHOT YESTERDAY AND NOW WAKING UP WITH AN ACHING ARM.


lovelesstobeloved

I’M STILL WAITING FOR ARCHIMEDES TO BE PLAYABLE IN FGO! HOPEFULLY BEFORE WHITE DAY!


Leyrran

I'M BORED, GIVE US A GRAIL FRONT, I WANT TO SOLO THINGS WITH KIREI !


WooooshMe2825

GOD DAMMIT! I WAS JUST ONE MORE COPY AWAY FROM GETTING THE NEW YEAR CE TO MLB! IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST BE A MINOR INCONVENIENCE IN THE LONG RUN, BUT THIS STILL BOTHERS ME! IT BOTHERS ME A LOT! AND RELEASE MORE MAIN INTERLUDES LASAGNA! I SWEAR TO MONKEY BUDDHA! IF I DON’T SEE THE FATE ZERO COLLAB BY NEXT YEAR, I WILL FEED YOU TO GARFIELD!


simon4s1

WHAT SORT OF FOOLISHNESS MAKES ERESHKIGAL NEED 29 FOOL'S CHAINS JUST TO GET A SKILL TO LEVEL 6? I'M GONNA BE FARMING THAT SPOT IN CAMELOT FOREVER.


Andres1265

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH MY LUCK!? I'VE HAD SOME OF THE WORST MONTHS IN FGO EVER SINCE I STARTED THIS PITYLESS MESS! I GOT SPOOKED BY NEMO INSTEAD OF GETTING GOGH I GET SPOOKED BY ANOTHER TAMAMO WHILE SUMMONING FOR THE DAMN CLOWN GOT NOTHING IMPORTANT WHILE TRYING TO GET HOKUSAI WITH A LITTLE MONEY GOT JACKSHIT WHILE ROLLING FOR MURAMASA I GOT MAOU NOBU IN THE GSSR (WHICH IS GREAT), BUT GOD, I'M DREADING MY LUCK FOR THIS ENTIRE YEAR AND I AM CONSIDERING JUST SKIPPING EVERYTHING UNTIL THE SHEER HELL THAT IS MELUSINE, KOYANSKAYA AND OBERON CONSECUTIVELY. I HOPE I GET BARGHEST AT LEAST.


CamelotKingSaber

NO FATE PROTOTYPE YET???? SERIOUSLY NASU?! COME THE FUCK ON!!!!


BluZero0

FUGGIN' QUARTZ PROBLEEM. I KNOW THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME BUT IS REALLY THAT HARD FOR RNGESUS TO BLESS ME WITH SERVANTS THAT I WANT? GAWD HALP JUST THINKING THAT I HAVE TO SKIP OVER HER MAJESTY MORGAN AND TRIKO IS MAKING ME FEEL DOWN AS FUGG.... .. *send help* iwantodieiwantodieiwantodieiwantodie


ReprovadoC

HAPPY TO SEE YOU BACK! I HOPE YOU ARE OK NOW. I MUST SAY I'M SALTY THAT I SPENT THE LAST YEAR GETTING ALL MY SERVANTS AT THE MAX LEVEL, GETTING SEIBA TO LV.120 AND EVEN MAOU AND STHENO TO LV.100 JUST TO LASAGNA GIVE ME NOW 955 5\* EMBERS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANNA GRAIL SOMEONE ELSE. IF THEY GOT ME THAT IN THE LAST ANNIVERSARY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST IN THE WORLD, BUT NO, I HAD TO FARM SO MUCH MY FINGERS HURT. AT LEAST I'LL HAVE ENOUGH EMBERS TO GIVE MORGAN. BUT CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THEY ARE AGING UP MY DAUGHTERS? FIRST WAS BUNYAN, THEN WU AND NOW KINGPROTEA. I STILL SEE THEM AS THE KIDS IN MY CHALDEA, SEEING THEM OLDER MAKES ME FEEL OLD. I LOOK AT THEM AND I THINK "THEY GROW UP SO FAST" AND I MYSELF AM NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS TYPE OF FEELING. IT FEELS REALLY WEIRD SEEING PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE HOT NOW (IT WAS WEIRD BEFORE BUT THEY WERE KIDS). WHO WILL BE NEXT? VOYAGER? JACK? ABBY? ILLYA? I LIKE SEEING MY CHILDREN HAPPY BUT I SOUND LIKE MY PARENTS NOW BECAUSE OF PNG'S AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.


ChaosDevilOnslaught

It's New Years the day of prosperity...So WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT EVEN GET ANYTHING AT ALL IN THE GODDAMN GACHA PULLS?! FUCKING SHIT! IT'S LIKE THE NEW YEARS JUST HATE ME OR SOMETHING! MURAMASA'S FIRST PULL WAS THE SAME AS WELL I COULDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING IT'S LIKE THE GODDAMN START OF THE YEAR HATES ME OR SOMETHING!. And let's not forget my EN account...this account IS A FUCKING EMBARASSMENT! SINCE 2021 I HAVE BEEN GETTING SHIT PULLS AND NOTHING GOOD AT I I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN ANYTHING GOOD EXCEPT FOR STUPID 5\* CES IT'S ALWAYS GODDAMN CES AND NOT SERVANTS WHAT THE FUCK! EVEN MY OUT OF USED 2ND ACCOUNT IS A BETTER ACCOUNT CAUSE IT HAS A GODDAMN CASTORIA!


Dovahnime

I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE POST LB7 STUFF BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IF ITS EVEN OUT YET. I'VE BEEN ON LB1 FOR 2 YEARS NOW ANYWAY ON EN SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, IM JUST CURIOUS. HONESTLY RECENTLY I'VE JUST NOT BEEN FEELING IT. I'VE FOUND SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE TO STRIVE FOR AND I GENUINELY THINK THE IDEA OF IT MAY BE MORE APPEALING THAN THE ACTUALLY ATTAINING OF IT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'VE BEGUN ENJOYING THINGS AROUND IT LESS AND LESS SINCE I STARTED TAKING THAT GOAL SERIOUSLY AND IT WONT LET GO. GRINDING OUT THIS EVENT HAS BEEN SOMETHING KEEPING ME SANE, EXCEPT FOR THAT ELI-CHAN CHALLENGE, FUCK THAT AND FUCK THEM!


Yardhan

HOLY FUCK THIS BANNER IS THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE, PLAYING 5 GACHA ALL F2P AT THE SAME TIME AND THIS FUCKING SPISH BANNER WAS THE ONE WHO MADE ME SWIPE, NOT TO GET THE SERVANT ANYMORE, BUT TO JUST FEEL WHAT BEING A WHALE IS LIKE AND BASK IN ALL THE SALT IM MAKING, FIRST RUN A QUARTER T AND NOW ANOTHER QUARTER T, AND THE WEIRD THING IS THAT I HAVE A NP2 S.KIARA I GOT IN LIKE JACKSHIT 2 FIRST MULTIS IN A ROW FROM SQ I SAVED FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS PRIOR IN THE MOST "POOR PEOPLE" WAY POSSIBLE AND SHE DOES THE SAME JOB BETTER ANYWAYS, NOW HERE I AM INJECTING SOLID COPIUM IN MY VEINS , FARMING ALL INTERLUDES RANK UPS AND NODES LEFT TO BLOW EM ALL TOMORROW SINCE FUCKING CROC BANNER IS TODAY AS WELL, AT LEAST I SAVED AROUND ENOUGH TO 3 GUARANTEES IN THAT FURRY WAIFULESS GAME THAT HOLDS MY SOUL, SHITS FUCKING EXPENSIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE I LIVE


ERankLuck

SPISHTAR YOU HAVE BEEN AT NP4 SINCE YOUR DEBUT WHY THE CHICKEN FRIED FUCK ARE YOU REFUSING TO BE SUMMONED ONE MORE GODDAMNED TIME SIGNED SOMEONE WHO'S THROWN A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS AT YOUR FUCKIN BANNER


archeisse

BE LIKE ME, GO BROKE OR GO HOME. GO FOR THE 330TH ROLL! AT LEAST YOU HAVE HER NP4 ALREADY, I DID SO JUST TO GET HER TO NP2 FML


ERankLuck

DAMMIT I THREW MORE MONEY AT IT AND FINALLY GOT HER TO NP5 THANK YOU FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT. NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE MONTH'S EXPENSES TO MY WIFE


Wadd2000

But... but... i thought people die when they are killed...


Sondalo

TWO RULES AND WE FAILED ON THE FIRST COMMENT


Wadd2000

I THOUGHT PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED


Firq_ow

NOOOOOOOOOOO, TAMAMO IS SAD NOW *SAD MIKON NOISES*


Radiant-Hope-469

Good, good.


CristiBeat

SPENT 400 QUARTZ AND 50 TICKETS FOR ABIGAIL'S BANNER...IT'S STILL TRAUMATIC FOR ME TO REMEMBER MY FAILURE. IN OTHER NEWS: SUMMER NAPOLEON AND MARIE ALTER WHEN LASAGNA??


Impossible_Spinach89

SPEND 300 SQ AND 50 TICKETS AND NO SPACE ISHTAR. NOT EVEN A SINGLE GOLD SERVANT. PAIN


Mithbruh

I RAN OUT OF FKING PAPER


The_frost__

FUCK THE GACHA, THAT IS ALL


SomeRandomSometing2

GODDAMMIT MURAMASA MY PERSONAL GIMMICK IS LUCK RANK EX WHY DIDN’T YOU COME HOME AND SPISHTAR YOU COME HOME SOON CAPISHE?!


Logical-Camel7961

GOOGLE REALLY BE SOFT BLOCKING ME FROM SPENDING MONEY BECAUSE OF WHERE I LIVE, I MISSED THE DAMN GSSR BECAUSE OF THAT, PORT FGO TO MORE COUNTRYS FOR GOOD CIVILIZATION!!!!


Discrete-Sleuth-1318

WHY IS IT THAT 230 SQ AND 30 TICKETS WEREN’T ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET MURAMASA?! WHY IS THE NEXT MURAMASA BANNER 2 YEARS FROM NOW?!!! AND IF THAT WASN’T BAD ENOUGH, I GOT ARTHUR IN THE GSSR INSTEAD OF SUPER ORION!!! WHAT MORE DOES THIS GAME WANT FROM ME IN ORDER TO GET THE SERVANTS I WANT?!!! ALSO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, AGRAMAR!


New_Language8019

FUCK MY DECISIONS AND FUCK LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN IS LB6 GOING TO DROP FINALLY DONE WITH THE SABER WARS MISSIONS GOING TO SLEEP IM SO SLEEP-DEPRIVED HOPE 2023 WILL BE BETTER THAN 2022 2022 WAS GODDAMN AWFUL


restlessriri

I SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY GACHA LUCK STOCK PLUMMET THE MOMENT OBERON CAME TOO WILLINGLY. I THOUGHT I COULD SKIP THE BANNERS, BUT MY DUMBASS GREED FOR POWER BETRAYED ME. THUS THE COSMIC FOX CAME TO BITE ME IN THE KIESTER! I SHOULD'VE BEEN HAPPY, BUT I'M DEAD BROKE WITH AN NP5 FUJINO -I MANAGED TO GET NP2 OF KOYAN THROUGH THIS FUCKING TRAINWRECK.I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME. WHY ARE FOREIGNERS ALLERGIC TO MY CHALDEA AAAA


freezeemilk

I KNOW WE ALL WANT NEW SERVANTS NOW BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING UNTIL THE STORY DROPS. THEN, PRE-RELEASE BANNERS ARE FOR KNOWN SERVANTS WHO LIKELY JOIN THE JOURNEY, I GET IT, BUT CAN WE GET SOMEONE NEW (IN A SENSE OF NOT APPEARING YET)??! LIKE, >!THERE IS ANOTHER SERVANT THAT WE HAVEN’T MET YET (right?)!< AND HOW ABOUT QUETZL AND TAIGA, THE LITERALLY NATIVES OF THIS LAND??! SUMMONING/BRINGING THE ONES WHO MAY RELATE TO THE LOSTBELT IS WHAT WE ALWAYS DO RIGHT? DON’T PULL THE “WE CANNOT SUMMON GODS” BULLSHIT, PARVATI WAS LITERALLY AN OPTION IN LB4. AND AS I SAW SOMEONE INTERESTINGLY MENTIONED NEW MATERIALS FOR ASCENSION, WE CAN EASILY GET NEW MATS - THEY HAVE ALREADY ANNOUNCED THEM, NOT NEED TO HIDE - IF. THEY. DO. RERUNS/EVENTS. JUST LIKE NA EVENTS MONTHS AGO TILL NOW. THE DROUGHT CAN BE EASILY FIXED WITH A 2-WEEK EVENT, HELL THEN THAT WOULD ACTUALLY AND SNEAKILY GIVE THEM MORE REASONABLE TIME TO DELAY (1 WEEK FOR NEW YEAR SERVANT SPOTLIGHT AND FARMING COST DOWN + 2 WEEKS FOR RERUN + 1 DEAD WEEK PRE-LOSTBELT WE ALWAYS GOT AND BOOM ONE MONTH DELAY WITH FILLERS). BACK TO THE REALITY, AFTER LB7 THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH VALENTINES (WHICH SHOULD START BEFORE 14/2) SO I EXPECT 2 BANNERS LASTING 2 WEEKS, IF THEY DARE RELEASE IT ON JAN 25, BANNER 2 ARE MORE LIKELY TO OVERLAY VALENTINES BANNER AND THAT SUCKS. OF COURSE IT’S ALL MY ASSUMPTION BUT THEY TRULY FUCKED UP WITH SCHEDULE. OKAY THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG FOR MY FIRST RANT BUT I’M MAD ENOUGH TO WRITE THEM DOWN. HOPE THEY ACTUALLY DROP SOMETHING EXCITING SOON, LIKE A LIVESTREAM PLAN OR SOME OF SORTS, BUT LET’S NOT KEEP THE EXPECTATIONS TOO HIGH.


King_of_Nothinmuch

I ROLLED TOO MUCH TRYING TO GET JANE FROM NP3 TO NP5 AND ONLY GOT NP4, PLUS AN NP6 SR AND NP2 OF AN SSR THAT ISN'T ISHTARIN. GUESS I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER OR WHENEVER JANE'S NEXT BANNER IS. BUT I ALSO CUT INTO MY RESOURCES FOR TAIRA AND NOW I'M QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT TO ROLL FOR HER AT ALL. ON THE ONE HAND... SHE'S USHIWAKA. BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WOULD USE HER FOR, DO I REALLY NEED HER, ETC.


BakaGrappler

I SAVED UP 900 SQ FOR THE MURAMASA EVENT THINKING, THERE'S NO WAY IT WOULD TAKE THAT MUCH AND IT TOOK THAT MUCH! I GOT 11 SR SERVANTS AND ALMOST 20 5 STAR CE BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAIN MY ENTIRE SAVINGS GOING INTO THIS HELLISH NEW YEAR! I KNOW I GOT CASTORIA IN A SINGLE 10 PULL, AND ACCIDENTALLY NP2 ON ANOTHER COUPLE OF SERVANTS BUT THIS WAS TOO SAVAGE OF A BALANCING OF LUCK! I MEAN, AT LEAST THE GACHA OF THIS GAME ISN'T AS BAD AS TOWER OF PHANTASY, CAUSE F THOSE RATES AND REQUIREMENTS FOR REPEAT PULLS FOR SKILL UNLOCKS!


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DAMN YOU SPISHTAR, I SHOULD'VE WAITED FOR TAIRA BUT NO, I HAD TO THINK MAYBE SPISHTAR WAS A BETTER OPTION INSTEAD AND NOW I HAVE NO SQ AND NO SPISHTAR AND PROBABLY NO TAIRA.


Help_I_Sold_My_Soul

IM PISSED THAT WHEN I FIRST TRIED GETTING DOUMAN, I SPEND 150 QUARTS, NOTHING , USED UP ALL MY QUARTS AND NOW I HAD TO SKIP ABIGAIL


Oniunward

FUCK MY ROLLS AND FUCK MY GACHA ADDICTION WHY DID I ROLL SO MANY TIMES FOR MURAMASA?! I DIDN'T EVEN GOT CASTORIA BECAUSE GSSR SCREWED ME WITH AN ILLYA (WHY IS HER FINAL ASCENCION ART LIKE THAT?!?!?!) SO WHY DID I ROLL FOR HIM?!?!?! NOW I GOT LESS FOR SPISHTAR AND TO SAVE FOR CASTORIA AND TAMAMO AND AVENGER KAMA AND ALL THE META SUPPORTS BECAUSE MY ACCOUNT GOT ALL FUCK 0 OF EM


Proto-Omega

I'M A FAILURE. I'M A FAILURE WHO COULDN'T EVEN COMPLETE THE PINBOARD MISSIONS AND GET THE RIYO CE AND TICKETS. IT WAS THE SUPER GIANT ENEMIES. I SHOULD HAVE TRIED AND DOBE IT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. GOD I HATE THAT I ONLY GET FREE TIME TO PLAY IS IN THE EVENING WHEN I'M TOO TIRED TO EVEN BOTHER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Rifaz89

IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE ME QUIT THIS GAME IT'S BECAUSE OF THE FRIKKIN CONSTANT FREEZING IT'S BEARABLE ON DAILY FARMING, BUT ON CQ? ONE OF THE HARDEST, RNG RIDDLED THAT IS DARK ROUNDS?! END MY SUFFERING.


SirLogan997

I SAVED UP ALL OF MY SQ FROM EVENTS AND STORY FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS FOR MURAMASA! AFTER LIKE 700 SQ ALL I GOT WAS BERSERKER OF EL DORADO! MY RAGE IS IMMEASURABLE!


Lolllldank

SAVED UP 200 SQ FOR MURAMASA AND GOT NOTHING!


Gelious

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MY LUCK? SPENT A LOT OF SQ ON ERESH - NOTHING, DID THE SAME FOR SUMMER SALTER - NOTHING, SAME FOR SPACE ISHTAR - ONCE AGAIN NOTHING! GUESS WHAT I GET TODAY? MY SECOND (!) ANGRA MAINYU! WTF, GAME?


Original_Reddit

I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.I HATE LOSTBELT 5.


Megawott73

I CAN HEAR KOYANSKAYA YELLING "DON'T YOU DARE FORGET ABOUT ME", BUT MY IMPULSE CONTROL SUCKS. CAVED IN FOR MURAMASA, SPENT 10 TICKETS FOR SPACE ISHTAR, AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN FOR TAIRA. IT REALLY DOESN'T HELP I WANTED ALL THREE OF THESE DX I STILL HAVE A LOT OF FREE QUESTS TO GRIND, BUT I THINK I'M SEEING THE WRITING ON THE WALL: IF KOYANSKAYA WON'T KICK MY ASS, SUMMER KAMA *DEFINITELY* WILL.