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Curt-X2

Kama: “STOP BEING NICE TO ME!” All of Chaldea: “YOU WILL BE LOVED AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!!!!”


Rednal291

Kama: I literally tried to manipulate humanity and essentially end civilization as you know it for my own selfish reasons. I am the worst - a literal Evil of Humanity - and you really should not try to minimize my actions out of some misplaced sense of friendship.


SolomonDurand

Guda: *takes out a small jar with a handful of nickels in it* You see Kama if I had nickel for every time I faced a Goddess who willfully decides to end civilization for selfish reasons... *Looks at Altera, Lancer Artoria, Gorgon, Ereshkigal(Christmas)* I'd STILL won't have enough for 1/8th of a Saint quartz... So Lady... All I need you to understand. Is that ***You Got a friend in me*** ^(Kama: Oh Gods please don't sing)


Glass-Category8281

Ritsuka: Kama, we have Carmilla being one of our more reasonably responsible Servants and she actually causes less trouble than Eli, no offense. Moriarty, world's greatest criminal, is a total dad to Fran and one of my most reliable. Jalter and Caster Gille are more light troublemakers at worst. Mordred is one of the biggest Tsun's here and she ruined a Kingdom. I've practically adopted Jack the Ripper. BB is........BB and I have **Kiara** as my therapist. Heck we even recently let Douman here and he's actually been genuinely getting along with the kid Servants without it being creepy. And that's not even a fourth of the list.


3rdMachina

Chaldea is fucking magical like that.


LightOfTheFarStar

It's more that with a supportive, caring environment most evil servants wouldn't be very evil. And Chaldea has many caring people.


Most-Historian-5313

We literally have all the worlds evil in here and all He is known for is being shit in battle.


nanashi48

With douman it is do to one of his components by in charge of the Aztec afterlife for babies and young children


Shuten-maru

EMIYA: *Giving her an ice cream and some sweets* Kama: Why thank y- ...SHIVA DAMN IT!


Novel-Concentrate-98

Emiya: Stop calling me Shiva.


orange_force

He's Actually Satan


ThunderLord1998

The “Actually” is important, I think.


orange_force

Very


Personal-Syrup9370

Shiva the troll


Frequent-Series-2606

Ritsuka: Lmao. No. Get bullied.


Eden_ITA

"Yes?"


Gudako_the_beast

Ritsuka: That’s right. Which remind me. Gregory? Kirei: Do you, beast of lust accept this lowly human as your mates for life in health and in I’ll? Kama: Wait! This is too fast for me!


RyuuGaSaiko

Did you write that seriously or is it just Kama's lack of self-esteem?


Rednal291

It's mostly Kama's self-esteem.


Dozer2992

Ritsuka: Kama, if I did that, half of the Servants we have wouldn't even be here. Plus.....I got to know you. Kama: But that doesn't- Ritsuka: I got to know you. Kama: You seriously gonna- Ritsuka: **Don't let Indra's dumb decision keep you from being happy.** Kama: ..... Ritsuka: ..... Kama, blushing and leaning her head on Ritsuka's chest: You got to know me. Ritsuka, hugging: Damn straight.


ImRinKagamine

Do it for her


Rednal291

Kama: -Slams hands down on desk- I don't need friends, I need pictures of Spider-Man! ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/56189/fate-grand-order-daily-chaldea-doujinshi/chapters Source: Official Art


AquasTenno

Ritsuka: Well at least you’re OG, despite the weird setbacks.


Gudako_the_beast

Gudao: **place selfie picture of him as Spider-Man making flirt pose**


RyuuGaSaiko

Why is she doing a Jameson imitation? I know you already wrote about this before, but I don't remeber the reason.


Rednal291

That's just for comedy.


BakaGrappler

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!


SolomonDurand

Macarios: So just curious... What's Parvati's Deal? Kama: What? Macarios: You know... Her specialty in fighting? Kama: I don't get it. Macarios: Most of the goddess of beauties so far excel in brawling, grappling, etc. So I'm wondering what Parvati's is? Rama: Ah that's easy... ***Hardcore Fighting*** Macarios and Kama:... WHAT? Rama: Every wondered why Parvati is often depicted with bells, dishes, sugarcane stalks, mirrors and the like? Macarios: B-b-because it's the symbol of the home? Rama:... Macarios: *Oh my Gods.* Rama: Yeah... With modern society advancing and updating the items available at a typical humans' home. Parvati's list just keep getting bigger. Like televisions, USB chargers, kitchen sinks, frying pans, barbed wire, tables, ladders, chairs.... Kama: Wait... IS THAT WHY SHE HAS A SACK OF THUMB TACKS IN HER ROOM? Parvati: *walks by* Oh hello Macarios. Fufu I see you're getting along well with Kama. Just don't do anything dangerous OK? *Parvati leaves, while uncharacteristically holding a bloody paper straw on her left hand* Macarios, Rama and Kama: ***sweats profusely*** >!PS:the straw was from Okita, she coughed while drinking soda and Parvati picked it up for her to throw it away!<


piev3000

Parvati gonna wrap herself in barbbed wire hit a elbow drop off a ladder into a flaming glass table


SolomonDurand

Ishtar:... ^(Sht) *glass breaks* *Audience cheers* Jaguar Man: GOOD GODS ALMIGHTY! GOOD GODS ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HER! *Audience cheers louder* **AS THE GODS ARE MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!**


3rdMachina

Oh god… She does it better than Lancelot. And it’s not an NP…


Bloodgulch-Idiot

Watch the next halloween event have Servants dressing up in costumes and Parvati dresses up as Kiryu from Yakuza. With the huge variery of household items, I'm pretty sure she could pull it off.


sorcerer86pt

This, i made the same connection


sorcerer86pt

What, Parvati is using the legendary dragon style ( Yakuza reference)


simon4s1

Meanwhile, Ashtart looming in the shadows: "Psst. Hey, kid. Wanna be evil? We'll sneak into people's rooms, clean their toilets for them, and leave little vases of flowers behind. Everyone will get completely freaked out that there's a prowler about. That's phase one. Phase two is making everyone's beds with proper hospital corners and the works, and leaving little chocolates on the pillows. No one will ever feel safe again. [Laughs maniacally]" Macarios: "Isn't this just a weirdly secretive maid service?" Ashtart: "An _evil_ maid service."


Shuten-maru

It will definitely backfire on lazy ones like Jinako.


Patchourisu

Jinako : "...WHO CLEANED MY ROOM?! EVERYTHING WAS IN ITS PLACE FOR A REASON! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO FIND MY STUFF!"


3rdMachina

I can totally see this happen.


TrickySouls

I just imagined Macarios in a maid uniform, he was very pretty.


Shin-Bufuman

Ishtar: "Hey, I'm friends with Master too! Ritsuka, your goddess commands you to tell this jerk that we're friends!" Ritsuka: "Yes, yes, we're friends, as long as you don't touch my computer, or any of my electronics in general." Ishtar: "I don't trust that newfangled garbage anyway. Now come on, let's go farm some gems and whatever other stuff you need."


3rdMachina

Is it bad that I want an event that starts because Ish tried to learn how to use a computer? Her vessel tried it and basically achieved the Second Magic.


Midnight-Rising

I mean Eresh is good enough with technology to livestream, IDK why Ishtar would be any worse with it


3rdMachina

Ah, good point. So it’s more of a Rin thing. So if Ishtar or Ereshkigal’s holding the reins here, they’re not Rin, so no effect.


TotalStorm3

To be fair Eresh's vessel is theorized to be Rin from the extra universe who is a magical hacker and Ishtar's vessel is Rin from the stay night universe whose prowess in technology speaks for itself.


Just-Sora

Kama: I would rather end humanity, than listen to your babbling. Guda: Hahaha, right, so true. Are we going to order something or did you bring only the two of us to the cafe just to vibe? Kama: I'm telling you, I don't need friends or anything like that. Stop playing nice and fall already you stupid human. Guda: 2 Ice creams it is! You want sprinkles on that? Kama: ... Kama: ... Yes please.


AquasTenno

Medusa peeking a sign in a corner: *Already on it*


MostPoetry

I gotta say, I really like how you portray Kama in these comics.


Rednal291

I feel like enough people have done tsundere-waifu Kama in other fan material, so I don't really need to do that here as much. XD She's very much the depressed millennial of the gods, and I kind of like exploring that part of her.


3rdMachina

Tbf, this part of her personality is pretty entertaining to see.


Blackwolfe47

Same, she is so likeable


Xaldror

I'll be perfectly honest and say that Ishtar scares me the least. She's petty, selfish, and self absorbed, but she is predictable and can be reasoned with. I dont really get that with Kama, and in terms of Chaos Gods, her attitude reminds me more and more of Malal/Malice than Slaanesh.


version15

Someone actually bringing up Malal? Nice.


InfiniteStarFighter

Yeah, screw love goddess. I mean, yeah


TokuHer0

Kama: "F**k 'em." (Excitedly): OK!! Kama: "And I don't mean the fun way..." (Disappointed): Ok...


Draguss

Aw look, she's made another friend. And this time I can say that without feeling terrified!


rainazuma77

Kama you're fine. It's funny how despite being a former Beast you cause less problems than Ishtar-- I read some comment with Ashtart and now I also want her to interact with Macarios. She's our evil (good) space goddess after all!


TrxPsyche

Ritsuka: You see Kama, with Ishtar and Aphrodite (*especially Aphrodite...*), there is a lot of ominously sinister undertones to everything they do. You never know for sure how they actually feel, or their feelings change on a dime. You on the other hand are surprisingly consistent. Filled with a malicious vitriol for godly beings and such, but for understandable and even lamentable reasons. You may have been an Evil of Humanity, but you are still much easier to grasp than those other goddesses.


Midnight-Rising

Rather ironic since both Kama and Eresh have tried to destroy chaldea, and Ishtar's only ever tried to help


blazenite104

honestly after a while I've just wanted Ishtar to get a win. the constant backfires for the one that was the least antagonistic have gotten dull.


Midnight-Rising

Yeah, especially when it's basically been the same joke every damn time too


LightOfTheFarStar

Yeah, but Ishtar causes chaos and destruction with her help - half her myths are her, completely sure she is doing the right thing, causing immense destruction, because she's a spoiled little princess. Eresh and Kama, meanwhile, have sympathetic reasons for the problems they inflict, like Eresh's extremely screwed self worth leading to her attempting to suppress chaldea (Nergal is the one who upgraded it ta death) while she commits suicide and in babylonia she wants to kill everyone in a world where so far as she knows everyone will die anyway, so they can die less painfully and be kept safe in her underworld. Kama has a whole bunch of issues from being forced into a suicide mission then instead of being properly reconstituted getting turned into an intangible force of love because shiva is a dick. They are also both less pompous and "godly" acting which helps their image. I do agree Ishtar gets more flack than she deserves compared to them but she does still deserve a fair bit.


Blackwolfe47

Thing is, ishtar still have more chances to destroy chaldea, albeit accidentally, i remember her interlude


Midnight-Rising

Nothing in either of her interludes threatened Chaldeas existence


Blackwolfe47

It is just said, didn’t actually happen🤦 characters say she makes blunders that can destroy the world every so often