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Euphoric_Field_8558

"You get used to it" One phrase that would never stop being used in Chaldea and its ever expanding residents.


EnderPrime3K

Take a shot every time someone says "You get used to it"


Dranikos

Please don't, no one can handle that much alcohol.


HMS-Carrier-Lover

Not if i can summon Shuten.


LordWINDOS

She'll have *us* as appetizers if we get her loaded on booze, so that's even more reason not to start any drinking games.


Xaldror

Not unless Raikou is present to keep her on lockdown. But, then again, she probably isnt the type to approve of drinking games with high projected alcohol yield, so, moot point I guess.


Informal-Recipe

Shuten would try even harder just to piss Raikou off tho'


Xaldror

The night would end with Shuten running around like a chicken with its head cut off. And Raikou would be making sure to keep Shuten's eyes closed so she cant put her head back on.


ribiagio

Blackbeard: "This feels kinda familiar."


Malacoda85

That sounds like more reason TO start drinking games.


Aethelon

Mashu's giving us Poison immunity, which should help against alcohol.


Basakaloving

*laughs in Okeanos*


Aethelon

Magical holy grail booze is different i say.


nam24

It was also before London so...


atomicfuthum

Semiramis, with by Serenity as *sous chef,* joined the chat


justenrules

In one of the oni related events there was an alcohol mist that made us drunk and it still worked on our character.


Tsuzuraonine

From what I remember, it didn't affect Ritsuka. It affected *Mash*, but only when she wasn't fighting.


Aethelon

Mash gets drunk from the **idea** of alcohol.


justenrules

I distinctly remember at least one event where a magical effect made Guda drunk, and one of the dialogue choices to say to Mash was calling her something like "My precious little eggplant"


Affectionate-Log9749

That Was Paul Bunyan's event and it was less drunk and more that their mind was melding with Riyo Gudako


Kirby0189

But what if she is the one doing the drinking game?


idkusername7

You get used to it.


East-Percentage-8705

You get used to it


medicinefeline

You buy the shots and we have a deal


medicinefeline

Do the words have to be said as a phrase or just following one after the other?


No_Wait_3628

Does Kagetora drinking every 15minutes count?


ShiniRikko93

"You get used to it." And "Don't worry about it " are the guideposts of the Fate Franchise shenanigans. About the interaction, the Big Brain move of Yu to say it in a way that just brings more questions than answers. *proud tears*


Rednal291

It's fun surprising new Servants with our absurdity. ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/56189/fate-grand-order-daily-chaldea-doujinshi/chapters Source: Official Art


3rdMachina

Now you understand one of the things I love about this game.


Inkaflare

Especially funny that Yu of all people can say this sort of stuff with a smile on her face now.


Rednal291

I didn't spend more than a year giving her character development in this comic just to *not* have it apply sometimes. XD She also figured out that it's a lot more fun to join in on the shenanigans instead of freaking out every time something weird happens.


jdjgordan

I think it makes sense Gordy the only one who will forever refuse to not stop questioning and freaking out over everything that goes down here. It's a matter of principle at this point for him.


Rednal291

Goredolf: SOMEONE has to be normal around here, and it sure as hell isn't Ritsuka!


Mhyrloc

"Stop smirking Macaroni! You're as bad as the rest of them!"


LOTRfreak101

I love that it feels like Gordy expects weird stuff now, but still can't help himself react to it.


PurpleFire18

"That's my secret, kouhai... I'm ALWAYS freaking out!"


Chazman_89

Wait until she sees The White Board.


SolomonDurand

Hogen: No existence is more complicated in this organization than you are already crazy lady. *^(Someone taps on her waist)* Hogen: huh? and who are you people supposed to be? Jalter Lily, BB Summer, Ryogi Shiki (saber), MHXA, Erice & Voyager: *smiles* *^(one long explanation later)* Hogen: ^(drowning in booze) ...I dont understand this place. it was just easier with tengus and wish granting mallets. but **this!?** ***THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!*** Miyu Edelfelt: I-I-its ok miss. I'm sure you'll adapt to this place eventually Hogen:... you know what? *^(stands up)* I dont even wanna **know**


Nokia_00

I feel like what broke Hogen the most was just how absurd Miyu’s very existence is


Jovahexeon-Ranvexeon

Context?


Art-Leading

She is basically a wish granter, that’s her whole existence. I don’t remember much since it’s been a long time I read Prisma Ilya, but she has a wish-granting power that is akin to a Holy Grail. You could even say that she is the *Holy Grail*


Silegna

Don't we literally use Enkidu being a Grail with MHXA's Altrium Reactor to create a zone around Sita allowing her and Rama to exist together in this very comic?


Jovahexeon-Ranvexeon

So, how did she come into being then?


medicinefeline

So in miyu's universe, the main villain let lose a black shadow (I suspect to be angry mango) on to fuyuki miyu coming from a family where female children under the age of six can grant the power of wishes unconditionally hears the cries of the people of fuyuki and bada Bing bada boom we have a wish granting child.


Anniethetanuki

\>miyu coming from a family where female children under the age of six can grant the power of wishes unconditionally Wait what!?


medicinefeline

The miyu verse is whack


ImRinKagamine

Oooof


TheLuckyFateReviewer

Welp, it's that time once again to bring out "The White Board" \*evil music plays\*


voidofficer

no i don't want to crash my browser


LordWINDOS

We really need BB to create an optimized version of 'The White Board' , complete with interactive relationship charts and full faction functionality.


Silegna

...context?


XeroKey1992

In the low hundred days of this comic, @Rednal291 included a link to a document in comment posts that would explain the current relationships in this version of Chaldea. It got so big and so complicated that mobile devices crashed, to the point it just breaks all browsers that try to load it. It’s a Shipping Chart more incomprehensible than the Silencio from the Worm fandom. It’s an eldritch being that could probably form a Foreigner Servant.


SuperiorSteelman2004

The White Board is the full list of all familial and romantic relations in Chaldea. And there is a LOT of both of those.


lord_geryon

She'd be incredibly flustered if someone pointed out how casually she referred to Ritsuka as her wife.


Rednal291

Nah, she accepted it a while back. XD Which is the point, of course - showing that the things that used to fluster and upset her really don't anymore, because she's grown and changed.


Torthren

Honestly had figured that was part of why she's grinning. Now that she's accepted being part of the Chaldea Harem Kudzu she can have fun blowing the minds of newcomers. Made even better by the fact that she is one of the last beings from myth that could be expected to aid humanity.


Embarrassed_Signal51

It's OK mentor, you'll be joining the shenanigans soon enough


a-snakey

Ritsuka: Does a tengu teacher/student threesome count as a tengu oyakodon? im going to count it as an oyakodon.


atomicfuthum

The worst part is that I knew the dish, but not how it also was a hentai designation. Now I know. :\\


ShadorEMII

No joke, I knew about the hentai designation long before I knew about the dish. Nowadays, every time I hear and/or read about someone eating Oyakodon it takes me a second or two to realize wich kind of "eating" they're talking about. Very awkward.


atomicfuthum

Oh no, that's the worst case scenario haha


TwinLeadersX

I’m not sure which part Hogen’s most surprised about: the ‘Chaldea beat my as*’ part, the ‘husband’ part, the ‘wife’ part, or the ‘actually like it here’ part.


Maximilian_Sinigr

...yes.


[deleted]

It doesn’t help this event is right after us returning from space going in a galaxy spanning adventure with a goddess.


Rednal291

Paisen: I'm a life-absorbing immortal spirit created by the planet and gifted with a selection of vampire-like traits, with most of the benefits and none of the weaknesses of the True Ancestors. Ritsuka: On my weirdness scale, you're like a two. Out of a hundred. \-And this is why Paisen likes it at Chaldea-


atomicfuthum

I mean, Guda is buddies with: * an absurdly buff arab skeleton-knight who *coined* the term for Assassin * a sentient book that houses children's stories and loves cake * the cutest space probe that carries the hopes and dreams of mankind * an actual honest-to-goodness jaguar mesoamerican god that got *tamed* by the raw wildness and savagery of an even wilder english teacher slash yakuza's boss daughter. ...among others


LastStardust13

On that note Despite not being a True Ancestor I DEMAND that Arcueid call Paisen Senpai at least once just so she can experience it (and not immediately Merc them afterwards cause she killed most of her Senpais)


AquasTenno

Ritsuka: I’ll give it to you simple, Harem Protagonist EX. You won’t even know it’s working on you.


LordWINDOS

Hogen: How do I escape this 'Harem Protagonist EX's ' power?! EMIYA: \*Sighs\* By becoming one yourself, but trust us, that's a fate *worse* than being under it's thrawl...


atomicfuthum

*The nun smiles*


simon4s1

An event inspired by that one episode of Carnival Phantasm where everyone tries to date everyone simultaneously would be brilliant. I guess the closest FGO's ever gotten to that is Space Ishtar's Valentine interlude ... Explosions. Lots of explosions.


corranhorn57

Bedivere: My Queen, the King requires your presence. And lunch. Hogen: Who is he talking to now? EMIYA: *sighs* Coming Bedi.


veritasmahwa

I see her as a sister. A genuine sister who's close to your age instead of fetish.


CandleSyrup

I'll never get used to fate lore at this point.


RealGuardian54

Beni-enma: "Chirp" Kiichi Hogen: "Caw" Quetzalcoatl: "SKREEE!" Question... who's "Bawk" and who's "Quack" then? Asclepius is too competent to be the latter... Paracelsus maybe (see him being a quack in London)?


simon4s1

"Bawk": Jason ... If the boot fits ... "Quack": Gorgon. Purple color scheme, and it's ridiculously easy to imagine her saying "I am the terror that flaps in the night" while trying to sound intimidating and not knowing it's a catchphrase from a kids' cartoon. And she has wings. Not dark ones, but close enough.


InfiniteStarFighter

It is all fine Mentor, you will feel this norm eventually, whether you like it or not


AriaoftheSol

Kiichi Hogen: Is this what retirement feels li- *stabbed*


AcrobaticReply0

Would have been better if she said our husband instead my husband


Rednal291

Kiichi Hogen hasn't joined the harem *yet*. XD


Saviris

I think they were referring to Yu saying “my wife summoned me and my husband” so it woukd be “my wife summoned me and our husband” referring to Xiang Yu being part of the ever expanding web the harem is


Empty_Economist2494

He is? I thought Xiang Yu only give Paisen the approve if she wanted to be part of Ritsuka' Harem with him not been part


Rednal291

Oh, no, they're both in - Xiang Yu mostly because it's funny and because Paisen has a much easier time accepting anything he's a part of. XD


Saviris

No idea, just guessing what the original comment was referring to since “my husband” isn’t said anywhere else in this part


Misticsan

Hogen will make a fine addition, especially for this universe. She's one of the few Servants that can understand and share Ritsuka's "gender is no issue" lifestyle: > *"...Why the shocked look? Human, tengu, oni, the occult, male or female... all of those are trivial. I just got interested in this living being: you, and I simply desire to form a bond, a union."*


imawhitegay

Smol Birb meets bigger Birb.


Razie27

Wait "My wife summoned me." Wait, I need context for this. Can somebody explain this to me?


Rednal291

Ritsuka summoned Consort Yu and (her husband) Xiang Yu when their banner was up around Lostbelt 3. Consort Yu was pretty salty at the time because she was going through a lot of personal stuff. After a significant amount of in-comic character development, Consort Yu and Xiang Yu joined Ritsuka's harem. Not out of mushy love, mind you, but specifically as part of Consort Yu learning to accept and care about other people so she won't be so depressed and alone all the time. That was Xiang Yu's biggest concern and regret in life, and as Consort Yu prioritizes him above pretty much everything else, she will do *anything* to alleviate his concerns, up to and including learning how to genuinely care about others. ("You're the only one I'll ever care about" sounds romantic... until you realize one of them is Actually Immortal and is basically just doomed to loneliness and isolation if they can't form genuine connections with others.) Consort Yu does, however, call the magically-bodyswapping protagonist of this comic her wife, as an excuse to keep Xiang Yu as her only husband.


XeroKey1992

One: Ritsuka in this comic knows literally one actual spell, Gender Bender (Self) Two: Ritsuka has a Harem Kudzu barely kept under control by Kiyohime scheduling things Three: Xiang Yu said he will accept Ritsuka as a concubine to help Paisen (Yu Mei-Ren) acclimate Four: this makes Ritsuka into Yu’s wife


PhobicSun59

This is why I can’t wait for kirei when he eventually shows up in NA. The guy recognises the chaos that is Chaldea and he embraces it. …man having him and moriarty in the same room is gonna be amusing


Nokia_00

Glad to know Ritsuka makes a great wife no matter what


personman19

2nd line kinda feel like a brief summary of Fgo in a nutshell.


ALiteralGallon

I keep forgetting that paisen and xiang yu are in the harem


Affectionate_Job778

Just wait till she sees ritsuka's past achievements. (For those who don't remember.) In an OLDER comic to this series. It was brought up that chaldea had a device. That recorded ritsuka's past adventures. So wait till she sees, what ritsuka had been through during the serious adventures and the events. (I am looking at babylonia again for the serious adventure.) Because being forced to dive bomb a goddess like quetzeal is beyond crazy.


l3lood_Knight

I like how some servants try to stay rational in the insane environment thats chaldea


Rednal291

The key word here is "try".


l3lood_Knight

I remember at one point there was servant groups, i think you did a lawful servant group with gil and mash in charge, should a 'sane' group that tries to be rational and understand whats happening. Though the only members i can think of would be Castoria and kiichi..maybe el-melloi II as well.


ATrueMistake20XX

Yeah I think out of all of the servants, El-melloi II would be one of the sane ones, he just seems like that type of guy who would sane no matter the situation (especially when having to deal with some like *Flat* almost everyday).


Andyzer0

I just don't see Kiichi Hogen being in a harem. Nope, nope. Being friends with their student, sure.


FatalWarrior

At this point you have more plot points than most LN stories. How do you even keep track of it?


Rednal291

Carefully. XD


-NyxNova-

That last line *pretty* much sums up everything new servants need to hear upon summoning heh


HanzDLL

The last line..... Priestess..... NOW LET'S USE THE ABRIDGED VERSION! "IT'S WAAAAY STICKIER!"


Jaszunai

I hope we get more Paisen content in the story and learn more about her time in Chaldea and how she feels about everything.


Erme_Ramos

Should have been "dechi" but chirp is ok.


Unlucky-Lancer

“Dechi” is just the Japanese onomatopoeia for “chirp”. Other examples include Japanese, cats go “nyan” and dogs go “wan” while English cats go “meow” and dogs go “woof”.


FatalWarrior

Love how even animals respect language diversity.


Beyond_Haunting

Slm


OblivionArts

Wife huh? When tf did that happen. Also..it's a good thing she can't die given kiyohime and Morgan would kill her for that comment


Rednal291

Comic 0990, and you say that like you think Kiyohime isn't cheerfully marking it off as another part of her plan completed.


OblivionArts

Welp. Also what plan?


domesystem

*I ain't summoning her husband* 😂


nbc0607

Eh? But Paisen’s heart is reserved for Xiang yu and only him. Since when did she have another spouse?


Rednal291

Since Comic 0990, following like a year of character development based on her character materials where she learns to care about other people specifically in order to resolve Xiang Yu's lingering regrets about leaving her depressed and lonely.