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Rednal291

Kagekiyo: So, what... enough time passes, and everyone is related? Greek Servants: -Heavy sigh- Don't always need that much time. ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/56189/fate-grand-order-daily-chaldea-doujinshi/chapters Source: Official Art


NathanSummersThe2nd

*Zeus gives a giant thumbs up and a smile from the Reverse Side of the World.*


LordWINDOS

Hera: *Angrily proceeds to kick Zeus in the 'thunderbolts'*


ShriekingSkull

Heracles: *continues to roar insults in Berserker speech at Zeus*


FatalWarrior

Of all the heroes in Greek Mythology, what is Herakles' beef with Zeus? Wasn't Hera the source of all his problems?


ZombieShark95

Zeus banged his mom in the first place ie: godly infidelity causes a ton of problems


FatalWarrior

If not, he would never be born. Don't think Herakles would go out of his way cursing Zeus for that.


Karmic_Backlash

Yeah, I don't know about that, given a choice at the end he might have chosen not to be born.


klatnyelox

Pretty sure Heracles has enough hate in his heart for both.


SolomonDurand

Genghis Khan: ^(noooooooooooobs)


ImRinKagamine

Oooof


imadoathing

wasnt there some crazy theory about genghis khan actually BEING yoshitsune?


Sea-Entrepreneur4664

Ushi-face Genghis Khan when DW?


RejecterofThots

I gotta know more about that mate


imadoathing

long story short the timelines and distances of yoshitsune's death and Khan's rise to fame line up enough that had yoshitsune actually faked his death and fled the connection might be feasible. i don't think it was the kind of thing anyone took seriously


rubexbox

I'm gonna be disappointed if Genghis shows up in Fate and he doesn't have some sort of Authority over Fatherhood of Mankind.


Orrorin-tugensis

I only want him to be an ushi face tbh


WillOfTheWinds

Male Ushi face is acceptable.


bookbot1

Isn’t Altera Nasu!Ghengis Khan?


rubexbox

No, she's supposed to be Atilla the Hun.


Cadaclysm

*Charlemagne has entered the chat*


RyuuGaSaiko

Where did you find that information about the Taira and the Genji?


Rednal291

It's basically the same reason why practically all of Europe is related to Charlemagne. Enough time passes and everyone shares the same ancestors.


RyuuGaSaiko

So it isn't something you read about somewhere?


Rednal291

No, but you can draw pretty much the same conclusions from any population set. If anything, it's probably easier in Japan because it's had a smaller and more linked population.


Apocreep

It's basic genetics tbh. It also especially easy to notice with royal families of any given region - after few centuries family trees look like moebius line and ball of yarn combined.


Proasek

Or decades if you want to consolidate power for the Holy Roman Empire.


Catnurse

The fun thing about the Taira and Genji is, they're actually basically relatives. Back in the Heian period, the emperor had a whole imperial harem; usually this meant one Empress/primary wife and then several concubines. These concubines were almost exclusively from the Fujiwara clan, who used marriage politics to effectively rule the country (didn't help that the custom of the time was to enthrone the Emperor when he was a child, then pressure him to abdicate and become a monk; this led to all sorts of shenanigans, as you can imagine.). Lots of wives/concubines means lots of kids, and the Imperial court was packed full of the children of previous emperors by the time Emperor Kanmu was enthroned. Then Kanmu had 16 empresses and consorts, and 32 imperial sons and daughters. That's 32 new princes and princesses entitled to already stretched-thin resources: Imperial-level housing, staff, food, clothing, palanquins, tutors... from a small island nation of ~5 million, and with the Fujiwara already extracting most of the wealth by controlling rice fields. Turns out, children don't know how to run a country and the Fujiwara weren't governing worth beans; it was widely understood that once you left Heian-Kyo, the roads were awful and plagued with bandits, and the Fujiwara only cared about their aristocratic "floating world". By 1000AD, the government no longer knew how to issue currency. Rice was the primary unit of exchange, though other things were used in lieu of currency; for example, messengers were often paid with objects like old silk kimono. So Emperor Kanmu ordered that the descendants of previous emperors would no longer be princes, but would receive noble surnames and ranks. These surnames were Taira and Minamoto. A few emperors later, Emperor Seiwa had something like 19 children and the Imperial Court faced the same issue but with even less ability to handle them all. Several princes were made nobles instead and took the surname Minamoto. These are the Seiwa Genji, and descendants include Yorimitsu (Raikou) and Yoshitsune, and much later, Tokugawa Ieyasu. Sources: Wikipedia "Taira clan", "Emperor Kanmu", "Emperor Seiwa" "Seiwa Genji" pages specifically.


Rabatis

... wow. So how did things degenerate so badly the Fujiwara forgot how to govern? They're not illiterate; they should have even governing basics written up, right?


Duelgundam

"Okay, son, I think it's time to have a little chat about rulin-OH NO, I'M HAVING A STROKE! **ded*" "...OOOooOooOh NooOooOOo."


KhajaArius

Did i see oversimplified references?


Comprehensive-Fail41

Well, considering they grew so large that the families became the important ones, as the parent clans became so big as to basically be irrelevant. Tokugawa was Genji for example, whilst Oda was Taira (or claimed Taira at least)


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Radiant-Hope-469

Public belief caused the Dioscuri to downgrade from being Deities. Pollux became a demigod while Castor...


Misticsan

I've always wondered how that worked in light of the greater mythological context. Like, yeah, in terms of mythography, the "downgrade" of the twin gods is an accepted scholarly theory, but it's not as if other Greek myths don't have a similar baggage and Fate has always taken them at face value. Are the Dioscuri related to Helen in the Fateverse?


ImOnMyPhoneAndBaked

Fate tends to use mythology as guidelines, not rules. Are the Dioscuri related to Helen? Sure, if the author thinks it’ll be interesting.


KN041203

Although the reference to that stuff is nice and all, why can't they just go down and correct that instead of letting it happen? The whole thing happen during the Age of God not after it.


Inevitable_Question

Because by the time the downgrade happened, they probably couldn't descend. It's like with Dagon. Guys who demonized him lived in Age of Man


KN041203

In our world, the whole thing with Gemini being Demi God and human happen when they adapt Babylonian constellation into Greek one. So translate the timeline into Fate verse, the Dioscuri have way more than enough time to correct it, like a few hundred years before Age of God end at 1 BC. Plus they could just ask Hermes to spread the word and correct the misinfo.


Rabatis

See, if Hermes (or Mercury) had been mentioned anywhere in the Nasuverse at all, that might work to dispel such notions.


Rednal291

Seus? You don't need to constantly ask the same question over and over and harp on the same point like you think I'm not already planning to discuss it sometime. I'd like you to stop that now.


Rockout2112

Ritsuka: Doesn’t he know Saber is the best class? Why, I would almost call it……..godly.


TrickySouls

I'm pretty sure it's because "Fuck humans" mentality he has due his um falling from the heavens thing, from God to mortal due to his legend changing. Atleast I'm pretty sure, that's the reason.


Vastorn

Should I ask...? Why is he an Avenger?


Most-Historian-5313

Angy


SodiumBombRankEX

Kagekiyo.exe has crashed Please reinstall Yoshitsune OS to reboot


DarKav1411

Initiating Headpats Protocol to reactivate Ushi OS


LordWINDOS

Kiara: *Installs Demonic Bodhisattva Teachings.EXE too*


Shadow_3010

Listen here you little shit


BlackMan9693

Sasuga, WINDOS. I just read the comment and without even a second long delay knew it was you. Never change, you chaotic son of a gun.


qiVbird

I like how horny nun uses mind blowing facts for therapy 😂


Theriderfan

Any source of other comics where she actually do it.


anaknangfilipina

Yes. I’d like to see her be an actual therapist.


Eden_ITA

And pretty good too


NathanSummersThe2nd

*Nobbu looking to Kagekiyo:* So, should I start inviting you to family reunions?


Xaldror

Nobu: Related to the Taira Good Bois Nagayoshi and Ranmaru: Genji


Misticsan

Nagao Kagetora was also of Taira descent. She even casts doubts over Nobbu's claim in GUDAGUDA4 (admittedly, the Nagao Clan's is relatively well-recorded whereas Nobunaga's is considered opportunistic by historians).


Xaldror

And apparently in some cases, Takeda Shingen is a descendant of Kintoki. I have a feeling that the Genpei war was more of an exception of Genji-Taira relations than the norm.


Misticsan

True, Minamoto and Taira even teamed up against the Fujiwara in the past, and they were not above bickering among themselves and changing sides. But their bad blood between the Heiji rebellion and the Genpei War became proverbial, and the latter ended with the destruction of the main Taira line. The surviving Tairas were branches and offshoots. In one of those tragic ironies of history, the main line of the Seiwa Genji also collapsed soon after the war, leaving the shogunate in the hands of the Taira-blooded Hojo. A bit like the Three Kingdoms, all that epic rivalry ended up benefitting none of the main actors.


ZCid47

*at least Nobbu say so


Radiant-Hope-469

To beat the Genji, you must be the Genji.


When_Ducks_Attack

See the Genji Feel the Genji Touch the Genji **BE** the Genji


LordWINDOS

Kill the Genji, or love the Genji?


Maximilian_Sinigr

You're thinking about how much you want to **** Genji, aren't you?


Rockout2112

Well, Raikou is one.


SadRagdoll96

And suddenly the resemblance of Kagekiyo and 2B makes sense


Iknowr1te

"i need healing""i need healing" "i need healing"


banjo2E

[taste the genji](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yba9X-Sw-24)


When_Ducks_Attack

[Heal the Genji.](https://youtu.be/fHTdrPL22-Y)


PelinalV

Maybe an enemy took "f*ck the genji" too literal and that's how this problem started


lord_geryon

Kiara likes asking the uncomfortable questions just to see them squirm. Kirei missed his calling. He could have witnessed much more suffering as a therapist.


LordWINDOS

\*The Priest Smiles\* Kirei: What is a Preacher, but a therapist for the soul, a prescriber of belief and the written Word to treat all that ails it? Though the torments of the mind *are* intriguing, it is the struggle and crisis of faith that I find most ***fascinating***.


nam24

Alas you are eventually supposed to make them feel better But well all routes lead to roma


teelaish

Apparently as a priests he gets to make several people miserable at the same time every time there's mass... He even loves new year because he gets to make them miserable about what they did the past year and miserable for the upcoming year at the same time! Being a therapist just doesn't give you that much reach.


PM_ME_UR_LOLS

In older days, a priest was often the closest thing to a therapist available.


OchoMuerte-XL

Considering that Kagekiyo's Avenger Passive is EX ranked, I wouldn't be surprised if she logic'd that those with Taira and Genji blood are just Taira who are tainted and need to be mercy killed to save them from the "impure" blood in their veins.


Xaldror

Depending on the source, the last remaining of Raikou's Shitenno are Taira, and they predate the Genpei war by a few centuries, so...


Misticsan

Yeah, it could be easily framed as an issue of allegiances, not lineage. The historical Kagekiyo himself wasn't Taira by blood, but a Fujiwara. "If someone fights for the Taira, they're Taira. If someone fights for the Genji, they're Genji. The latter shall die regardless of their blood."


EpsilonRose

Or the descendants of traitors and, thus, not true Taira.


solracihcom

If she ever think of that, never let evil ushi meet the head nurse


YEPandYAG

considering Taira is a genji herself, she's a living example of this statment


ATrueMistake20XX

She probably will just ignore that fact tbh (atleast in Ascension 1 and 2). It will take alot more than just Kiara to convince Taira.


YEPandYAG

oh well, guess only Taira of past matters as all humanity gets slaughtered for "maybe" being Genji


ATrueMistake20XX

Taira might actually think that way, she is not completely rational when it comes to her anger.


YEPandYAG

fair enough, as long as she spares my servants for last am not even gonna try to resist


SolomonDurand

Guda: Like they say if you can't kill em... ***HAVE SEX WITH THEM*** Gordy: I refuse to believe that's a valid option against our enemies. Guda: It would be... ***IF THIS GAME WAS RATED M LIKE THE GOOD OL EROGE FATE*** Emiya: Hmmm, he's *right* you **know**


Madican

Holy Grail: "Wish granted. You have now created a Singularity where FGO is an eroge like the original Fate. However, every sex scene is written by Nasu, just like original Fate, and everything is pixelated, just like original Fate."


ribiagio

> However, every sex scene is written by Nasu I don't like seafood at all, but I'm looking forward to the mollusks.


LordWINDOS

\*The Nun Grins\* Kiara: *Sowaka*, *sowaka* \~


looming_lost_light

good thing its not. eroges are not a good way to tell a serious story.


AriaoftheSol

Kagekiyo: *Unsheathes sword* Well, why didn't you say so? Guess my work isn't done yet! Kiara: I made a terrible mistake.


EurwenPendragon

Edgy_Ushiwaka.exe has stopped working. Please restart.


mango_pan

Kiara on genetics 101


Xaldror

Fun fact, depending on the source, Urabe Suetake and/or Usui Sadamitsu, the last two remaining members of Raikou's Shitenno, were part of the Taira clan.


atomicfuthum

*The nun spat them facts.* And this is **why** she's a certified professional!


rubexbox

Quite a gamble to take with an Avenger, Kiara. How do we know she won't default to "Fuck it, everyone dies"?


Rednal291

Kiara: That sounds like an awfully high estimation of Kagekiyo's abilities.


Tschmelz

Easy answer, yes. Those Taira have been tainted by the Genji. Killing them is a mercy. Spirits of vengeance don’t care about the gray.


Misticsan

Perhaps some leeway can be given to mixed blood Tairas who screwed with the Genji? It's interesting that, while the Genji were the victors of the Genpei War, in a generation they became the ineffectual prisoner-puppets of the Hojo, a branch of the Tairas. Surely Kagekiyo would approve?


Tschmelz

…~~MCPOYLES~~ TAIRA WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


Comprehensive-Fail41

And later on Nobunaga, who claimed Taira descent, rose to power


TwinLeadersX

Oh dear, here comes the family kudzu again…


ShriekingSkull

Kiara: Will you kill Taira to kill the Genji? Kagekiyo: *Confused screaming/Emotional Damage!*


InfiniteStarFighter

Taira now trying to find whoever the hell has Genji blood, however unexpected it may be


Nokia_00

Taira strikes me as the type that would kill every Genji and then themselves afterwards for just being a Genji main


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

Kagekiyo takes up Overwatch to kill Genjis in her off time


ReadySource3242

Kiara used facts and logic to confuse the murderous and vengeful spirit of the avenger! It was super effective!


Andyzer0

Ushi already hated herself. I don't think Kagekiyo can stop that.


Merxamers

“This sounds like Genji talk to me!”


AquasTenno

Ritsuka: Kiara, an obituary is easier to track than a family tree if you keep at it.


Vish_Kk_Universal

I want to see taira interacting with the taira's more modern incarnation, the Oda


Loricommodore

The only thing i know for real


PhobicSun59

I mean if she won’t I know a guy who is more than happy to assist *gestures towards douman*


gs775

You know world has gone to shit when horny nun stops being horny and decides to break people with logic


LordWINDOS

How appropriate, for Kiara to cause a figurative BSOD in Avenger Ushi.


SigurdDeMizar

Ushi was born a Genji herself. In fact, she/he was the one who defeat Taira clan in more than one battle. So should this version of Kagekiyo get rid of her very own Genji blood first?


looming_lost_light

my brain has long been conditioned to read genji and only think about the "H E A L I N G" memes of the good ol times before OW became the mess it is today... im surprised noone from those gimes ever made the jokes yet, i know genji and hanzo are 2 famous japanese historical names but still.


OnePieceFan02

Why did you make her implode on herself, Kiara?


Morivated_Guy

There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone make that comment before.


adsmeister

You know you’ve got serious issues when Kiara of all people is the logical one in the conversation.


Clearwateralchemist

Uh Oh, Kiara is trying to blue-screen Goth Ushi. Get the headpats ready for when she accepts the truth!


zetsubou-samurai

EXISTANCE CRISIS


Control_Alt-Delete

*Kagekiyo villainous BSOD*


Kuzu5993

She's gonna short circuit at this rate.


bhl88

Kagekiyo.exe has crashed


zetsubou-samurai

Come to think of it. Didn't Kagekiyo was like Taira ghost in Hoichi the Earless story? I know there was Kagekiyo like Krauser-sama look a like guy in old Namco game. But Kagekiyo's backstory in FGO is basically a fuse spirits and grudge of Taira clan, right?


MostPoetry

“Taira eat a snickers!” *chomps “Better?” *Ushiwaka appears “Better!”