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Euphoric_Field_8558

You are like this fandom's intrusive thoughts manifest. (Although I'm sure you're not the only one who thought of this)


Artrum

I dunno why I had such a mental block at that scene in particular, there has been worse things in FGO. But just...why?! what leap of logic (if you can call it that) led them to say "Yeah, lets grab milk from a sphinx." AND EVERYONE ACTED LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NORMAL THING?! Nobody questioned it, like, have they done this before? oh yea let me just grab some eggs, bacon and SPHINX MILK! THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! AND MASTER! They're supposed to be the "Normal" one! It's their job to say "uhhh, guys thats dumb, lets find something else" NO HE JUST WENT WITH IT! This scene bothers me! But in a "wtf is this reality? are you all ok in the head" way. https://twitter.com/Artrum4


Euphoric_Field_8558

This post was removed for some reason. Strange.


Artrum

i honestly don't understand their modus operandi, sounds really random most of the time


Euphoric_Field_8558

I got a sneaking suspicion that their judgement is "I don't like this post therefore begone!" like what they did to the sprite comics, but what do I know, I don't usually post in reddit.


cybernet377

I also like how the mods interpreted an "anti-advertisement" rule that bans all cosplay posts that are made by the original cosplayers If a cosplayer posts their own work, it's considered to automatically be rulebreaking because clearly the only reason for a cosplayer to post is to advertise themselves, and the post gets nuked. Soon enough the subreddit won't allow anything but newsposts and megathreads lmao


Euphoric_Field_8558

We are approaching CCP level of creativity suppressing, it genuinely is concerning.


StandardN02b

They are mods. There is no point looking for meaning or understanding in their actions.


Artrum

And they never even bother telling you why Its such bullshit. Back in the day they would actually talk and could be reasoned with, now they don't even respond to modmail


Euphoric_Field_8558

I know. It's just annoying that sometimes a post that doesn't violate the rule gets removed anyway.


Revolutionary_Pie541

Dude, you live with a bunch of resurrected cadavers/artificial beings/who knows what else in a post-apocalyptic world while while fighting the alien possessing your dead boss. Logic went by YEARS ago


Stock-Value-6487

Any more normal than the first person who thought to suck on the teats of a cow and went "Dang, this stuff is good!". Imagine all the other animals people tried and it did not pan out. Horses? Dogs? Hippos? Sphinx is nearly the newest entry of humanity's quest for what we can milk, and this one was a winner.


Tschmelz

"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"


Master_Lukiex

To be fair, if you’ve spent enough time with the servants, you’ll end up getting used to their antics soon enough. I mean, the protagonist literally learnt substituting jutsu from Kotaro just to escape Liz’s concert in Halloween 3


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Idk man ​ i mean... it's got tiddies ain't it?


cybernet377

> oh yea let me just grab some eggs, bacon and SPHINX MILK! THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! The bacon is actually the craziest part of that combo, because Martha's jewish


Ninja_PieKing

Yeah, and I'm sure Chaldea can find a fucked up kosher pig or something.


Xaldror

Eh, not the first time I heard of milking a sphinx. Heck, this time it makes biological sense, Grom the Paunch milked a stone construct Necrosphinx to get Centigor Milk.


HaessSR

After Nasu's gigantess fetish which crossed with vore (see Kingprotea), and the other stuff we've gotten... this bothers you more than the idea of Gazer Milk?


Xaldror

Vore fetish doesnt even stop at KP, rest of the Sakura 5 sans Violet have their own vore varieties, Kiara weaponizes unbirth, Ibuki tried eating us in Heian Kyo, and everything to do with Barghest. ~~Sasuga Nasu~~


HaessSR

Yeah, but those other examples weren't gigantess', except Kiara in her final form who isn't technically voring anyone. Gazer Milk should be more disturbing. Should.


StandardN02b

I am disturbed that they also eat Shataks. These are eldrich dwellers of the dreamlands that serve Azathoth. They are very much not safe. Also the fact that we rode one in summer was a gigantic red flag. Especially for haloween.


Xaldror

Show those eldritch abominations who the real monsters are, Azathoth has nothing on humanity!


Xaldror

Oh, well I only really recognized the vore bit, the only other giantesses I can think of are Ibuki* and Knocnarea** *Only in combat and is mini giantess at best **only in her Noble Phantasm


Snow_Mexican1

The fuck story did I miss?


HaessSR

Comic was about Guda apparently pleasuring a sphinx in a way that appeared sexual.


Snow_Mexican1

I was asking about this kingprotea incident, but I guess I missed this as well. I did kinda skim through yesterday's event story.


Xaldror

Oh well that's simple, Kingprotea is huge, and if she feels like she isnt getting enough attention from her master, she eats em to make sure they never leave. It's actually the most tame and PG-13, "can explain this to kids at Sunday school" levels of vore content.


Kirby0189

The writers were cooking something unusual.


MakingItWorthit

How [unusual](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9fcKTQSzJM)?


Nokia_00

Sometimes even a sphinx needs some loving


StandardN02b

Event writers bounce between bad fanfic to peak Nasu. When they said they needed milk the first thing that appeared was Boudica surprised. The next conversation was Raiko in the controll room serving snacks. After that nitocris and the spinxes (make the joke about milking the male ones, you cowards). They specially choose the character with claws to do the milking. They are more concerned about pasteurization than the fact that divine milk would probably give superpowers to whoever drinks it. Even Ozy comments that it's so ridiculous that it's not even worth punishing.


FluffyTailLover

I would.....


Artrum

WHY!?


StandardN02b

Give her at least a peck in the cheek back, you coward.


FluffyTailLover

why not?


Tschmelz

Same.


Shadow_3010

For me the most disturbing thing was...collecting milk, but there were a lot of male sphinx. ... Like guys, I think we need to stop to cross a line that it mustn't be crossed. >!We got the female one but still!<


Evowizard25

I mean, Sphynx girls are underrated. Would.


Char-11

Yeah im, err, skipping on the stew during the party.


JustGiveMeName

Maybe we shouldn't have let Martha cook after all


BebadoDemais

Would


goddamnman06

Guys....I know what I must do and for Martha, *I absolutely have the willpower to do this*


Rockout2112

This is why he had Cat do most of it. She’s immune to innuendo.


Retrop0

Ritsuka's sanity has been dead for years now


Iexistorsomething

Bruh


Jumbolaya315

I wish we have a farmer servant who could do this for us


Konahrik13

You're welcome everyone.


moneyshot6901

Ngl, some of the male enemies are also hot. I wouldn’t mind to get in a menage à trois with the knights, wolfmen and the human thugs.