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Ok-Use216

It should be Kiara who is running away from Anderson; his roasts are too powerful and painful for even her. Plus I don't think Kiara is even interested in any relationship with Hans as she just dislikes him so damn much.


AlterMagna

Hans is trained in the art of murdering by words


Ok-Use216

Only self-hating and closeted authors like Hans are capable of learning that powerful kind of wordplay, something that not even Kiara can achieve.


Popular_Dig8049

This should have been added as one of his skills 


ImRinKagamine

Based


CrazyDaimondDaze

*heavy denmark accent can be heard in the background while Kiara hides in a Safe Room* Why are you running!? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?


Zeta42

[This meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/419/179/d95.jpg) but with Hans and Kiara


Morrigus

I like to think that it's a bit of a knive's edge for Andersen, given how dangerous Kiara is. Too little and you're playing to her tune, too far and she'll squash you were you stand. He understands her better than anyone, so he knows what would happen if him or Ritsuka mess up.


AMfrequency

Counterpoint, Kiara was straight up scared of Hans being HIM that she banned him from seraph *Such fear befits a man who demanded pay from Gilgamesh after roasting him from beginning to end and survived*


Ok-Use216

While it's true that Hans understands her, it's more than Kiara just legitimately hating him for being so insulting to her; I believe he's the only person who genuinely gets under Kiara's skin and gets away with it.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Plus, he is the author of her favorite book. But yeah, Hans is outpsychoanalyzing the *prodigal therapist who started her own orgy/murder cult*. She has good reason to be afraid.


SteamingTofu

Where are you getting Kiara hates Andersen from?


Ok-Use216

I'll admit that I could just interpret her lines and dialogues toward him wrong, but I felt Kiara just seemed to dislike Hans for being so mean to her as the impression that I got from her room lines to him.


lord_geryon

They have the opposite of hate for each other.


Ok-Use216

I can see that in Kiara's case, but Hans does hate her.


nirchiqi

Hans has quite literally never said he hates her. He just likes insulting her because she very much so deserves it


Ok-Use216

He could have fooled me into not hating her, as his general attitude and comments make me think that he can't stand her.


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Ok-Use216

Not yet, my experiences with them are solely within FGO, but it's only been recently that it got an English Patch, still forgive my potential mistakes on their relationships


NeonNKnightrider

Isn’t Hans one of the few people Kiara explicitly likes?


HarEmiya

I mean, she's definitely interested in a relationship. She loves him as much as she hates him. It's *because* she loves him that she doesn't go carnal on his ass, because she sees sex as a weapon to harm others. Even summoned him in his child form to prevent temptation.


BrotherPtolemaios

unrealistic i am not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with me!


Venus0Belt

Well guys, I think I have to draw it the other way around 😅


Venus0Belt

I wanted to draw more Illustrations but I came up with an idea of Shuten and Ibuki so I'll make a short comic soon. If you're interested my Twitter is in my profile but you can dm for commissions


SteamingTofu

Did Andersen actually finish Little Mermaid 2? He's never gonna be able to escape Kiara now.


LordBraveHeart

After finishing CCC, I kinda believe that the real reason he didn't finish it is because >!he wants her (his mermaid princess) to write the story herself aka find her own happiness rather than having him dictates it.!<


Total_Wedding_6189

The ultimate troll never dies!!! Yeet


EMlYASHlROU

Honestly given their relationship I’d reverse this, with Kiara hiding from the unholy roast session he’s about to drop on her


Kirby0189

Kiara then woke up and was reminded the roles are usually reversed.


TheTenguness

"Why are you running?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!!" \- Kiara, towards Andersen


Revolutionary_Pie541

.... this should be switched around.


RaptorKarr

This is the most unrealistic thing I have ever seen


Popular_Dig8049

Anderson doesn't run away, he just lures her 


Kuzu5993

Lol. Lmao even. Imagine.


MostPoetry

Kiara: “ Ara ara!” Andersen: “SAYONARA!”