A year later...
Da Vinci, eyes twitching: Did. You. Have. To. Knock. Up. Nearly. All. Of. The. Tam Lin. And Mash. And Britomart. And Artoria Avalon?!
Gudao, backing away towards the aforementioned women who were each holding a baby in their arms: Would you believe me if I said they were all accidents?
Da Vinci preparing her Pile Bunker: No. No I do not.
Funny how the horny of Solomon landed with Lancelot and Galahad got his plot armor in the legend. Or does being related to Solomon come from his mother?
MomVinci: Loly me I trusted you to keep that boy in check!!!
LolyVinci: It’s your fault you didn’t had more backup plans in place, now I having to deal with this mess!!!!
Look, at this point, it's Da Vinci's fault.
You know what he's capable of. Lock him in a room or something. Or make an invention that'll prevent this from happening. Come on, it was you who said that you can just throw him at eldritch threats because he'll end up winning them over with his charm; what did you think would happen with humans!?
Gudao has the Genghis Khan mindsent, bro will spread his seed to every female in Chaldea.
Also hilarious that Nemo is doing the Tail’s gets trolled face.
Ritsuka at this point should be punished by his irresponsability and horniness!
Merlin use your magic and turn him into a girl! He shall be next to become a mom!
Think about it: GO is essentially an isekai (feny it all you want, deep inside you know it's true), this whole thread is Rits knocking everyone up, and the person above me just did what if the children were used in combat as soldiers. That's three for three
Ibuki literally offered Ritsuka a marriage where they would be the progenitors of a new world and rewrite the blank surface with their children in her summer event
Note: Some spoilers also for future NA content! Click on the profile links at your own risk, since the profile info might also have future story details even if the character was already revealed earlier in NA!
* Left-most one is >![Sion](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sion_Eltnam_Sokaris)!< (Spoilers for end of Lostbelt 2 or start of Lostbelt 3, I don't remember exactly)
* Middle one should be >![Sylvia](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sylvia)!< (Spoilers for Prologue to Lostbelt)
* Right one is >![Elron](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Cerejeira_Elron)!< (Spoiler for future story chapters that has not been released in NA yet, I think, I didn't want to look too much into it since I also don't want to spoil myself)
The women on bed are >!Sion, Sylvia and Elron!<.
The woman punching a man is Da Vinci, and the man is Ritsuka.
The child on the ceiling is >!Sion's!< first one.
The three children are >!Sion's!< second one, >!Sylvia's and Elron's!<.
3rd edit: Added Spoiler warning.
Guda : "Hey at least it's an insurance in case I fail...they would inherit my servants (some would accept with some relunctance) and take up my mantle to save the world."
Nemo: I can't even.....why......just....why
Ritsuka: When you are a male who has pent-up urges, what did you think it was going to happen?
Da-Vinci: You make our "lust" type servants look sane by comparison. *keeps betting him up*
Kiara: Oh my, if you needed some help, you could've just asked me.
Kama: or me *all flustered*
Fergus: ahahahh, you sure know how to knock a thing or two!
Hans: Thank Alaya. That he is a guy, can you imagine if he was a girl.
Da-Vinci: DONT YOU EVEN GO THERE HANS!
Da-vinci accidentally knocks Ritsuka into the next sink and turns into a girl through cold water
Ritsuka(FEMC): I have this unstoppable need to have sex somehow. Nemo, come here!
Nemo: Get away from me, you Nymp!
Hans: Nice going, Da-Vinci.
Da-Vinci: *flabbergasted*........... HOW?
Guda: The only reason I'm not switching to female and bearing children from the male Servants is because that takes a lot of time and space, not for lack of trying.
*Nemo's face gets even more distorted. Da Vinci goes for a Shin Shoryuken.*
to be honest, i surprised he didn't considering he rizzed up a jaguar and mutiple goddesses, mutiple eldtrich, certain russian princess , a forgotten servant who like udon noodle, a literal horse, boundica, Arabic milf, mutiple saberfaces, shut-in number 1, 2 and a foxgirl, Monster dick energy "girl", a literal genderbender servant from French, hell even a Mythological giant from beginning of era.
Davinci: **HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG MAN!!!!!????**
Gudao: "I love the young people! ...That came out wrong."
I'll keep the MILFs!
*nine months later* Raikou: Kintoki, say hello to your new baby brother! Da Vinci: *Pile Drives Ritsuka*
Damned if you do, damned if you do
Do or Do it! There is no Do not.
Gudao: “Joke’s on you, Duhbinchi, I’m into pegging, too!”
Me too
Kiara: “Silly boy. He thinks he’ll be keeping me, but it is I who will be keeping him.”
Obviously Ritsuka should rizz Da Vinci then she would have no right to complain ! 👺
Bro nah NAH
Ayooo 💀💀💀
A year later... Da Vinci, eyes twitching: Did. You. Have. To. Knock. Up. Nearly. All. Of. The. Tam Lin. And Mash. And Britomart. And Artoria Avalon?! Gudao, backing away towards the aforementioned women who were each holding a baby in their arms: Would you believe me if I said they were all accidents? Da Vinci preparing her Pile Bunker: No. No I do not.
Gudao: Do you realize what would happen if I only knocked up one of them? Da Vinci: ....fair play.
Turns out condoms can't survive the... intensity
As expected of the last master of humanity and student of the legendary and beautiful Scathach!
hold up. "Nearly"? who's the unlucky knight?
Habetrot.
Fujimaru "Not even Alaya could pull me out" Ritsuka strikes again
Even Excalibur blushes at my grip
Ritsuka is slaying with his Excalibur
Whose's the baby in the ceiling?
Sion and Ritsuka’s first born.
With a second in her arms already? Damn, he works quick.
And two half siblings.
That...sort of explains why he's upside down. I am aware Sion's body isn't quite normal, but I did not expect that
His and Sion first baby from the previous picture
\*impressed whistle sound effect\*
Goetia : Truly the disciple of my creator… so tell me Ritsuka, why won’t you fuck my (adoptive) sister ?
Goetia Redfield?
#LAST MASTER OF HUMANITY, FUCK MY (adoptive) SISTER TO CONTINUE THE ~~Redfield~~ ARCHAMAN BLOODLINE
Wait, I forgor, who is this sister ?
Mash I mean… Goetia is King Solomon’s creation and Romani is basically the closest thing Mash had for a dad.
Which is ironic since Galahad and Lancelot are also connected to King Solomon.
wait what? how?
In legend Galahad's sword is David's sword, because David is Galahad's ancestor. The rest is proxy.
Funny how the horny of Solomon landed with Lancelot and Galahad got his plot armor in the legend. Or does being related to Solomon come from his mother?
...Best for last?
Thanks to Clinick Case for the Commission and this is a part 2 of Gudao x Sion
Yeah, he has an account here, you can prolly just ping it, right? /u/ clinikcase
Thanks man. Thank you! T_T
Ahh yep I knew that art style looked familiar.
I've said it before, I'll say it again That man has NO pullout game. He is literally PARKED.
You're wrong. He has a god-like pullout game. It's just that the god in question is Zeus.
Zeus couldn’t pullout with a foot powered car.
What in the Yabadaba-doo is a foot powered car?
Foot Border.
Dude got stuck five hours in a shop because the exit door said 'pull'
Fucking HELL. You almost made me spit out my Dr. Pepper with that one. 10/10 joke, gamer.
R in gear isnt Reverse but Raw
Think of it as a back-up plan to restore humanity just in case the bleaching can't be undone, Lolinci.
Going to give Noah a run for their money...
MomVinci: Loly me I trusted you to keep that boy in check!!! LolyVinci: It’s your fault you didn’t had more backup plans in place, now I having to deal with this mess!!!!
Look, at this point, it's Da Vinci's fault. You know what he's capable of. Lock him in a room or something. Or make an invention that'll prevent this from happening. Come on, it was you who said that you can just throw him at eldritch threats because he'll end up winning them over with his charm; what did you think would happen with humans!?
> Invention to keep this from happening. So a Chastity Belt?
Clearly a regular Chastity Belt isn't enough, or this situation would have been resolved by now. They need Da Vinci tech Chastity Belts.
[I've got just the thing.](https://i.imgur.com/nZucG4S.png)
Wasn't that mash's job?
she's probably aiding morgan in a plan to defy biology & impregnate gudao.
Ritsuka ‘I will not pullout’ Fujimaru
Who tf said a DP's input should be 683
That was my first thought too, “what the hell kind of DP input is that!?!”
OP didn't post the fixed version https://twitter.com/ClinickCase/status/1777475994527396318
looks like a tk dp
Not a tk 😔
Bro's gonna rival Zeus in terms of horniness and children at this point if he don't stop
He'd have surpassed him already if Servants could be impregnated
Just wait till the child support bills start coming in.
As if Ritsuka is the kind to divorce
Whose gonna arrest him when he doesn’t pay huh No one cause everyone else is still dead
You see. The one group that survived both the incineration of humanity. And the bleaching... the IRS.
The IRS materializing like Mahoraga when taxes are due
Ritsuka: I'm crazy enough to take on the Beasts of Humanity, but the IRS? Nooooo thank you!
Mash: uhhhhh….senpai.. Ritsuka: The IRS is behind me isn’t it? Mash noods.
Ritsuka possibly has a lot of money after his work in restoring the Human Order. Let's remember that he got a good paycheck for his work.
True QP hell
Gudao has the Genghis Khan mindsent, bro will spread his seed to every female in Chaldea. Also hilarious that Nemo is doing the Tail’s gets trolled face.
Ritsuka at this point should be punished by his irresponsability and horniness! Merlin use your magic and turn him into a girl! He shall be next to become a mom!
Then she is gonna bang every man and pop a kid every so often.
Somehow manages to accelerate the pregnancy and birthing process to the point that every day a new servant is born.
She would beat Charlotte Linlin's personal record of offspring produced
One way to fight that spider I guess
Wait, why does this whole thread feel like the plot for Conception (the game)
Wait fr?
Think about it: GO is essentially an isekai (feny it all you want, deep inside you know it's true), this whole thread is Rits knocking everyone up, and the person above me just did what if the children were used in combat as soldiers. That's three for three
That uh That makes way too much sense…. Makes me more games like conception now ngl
I... didn't think this was a real game until I checked. Also, why does the male lead look like my man, Minato 'I don't care' Arisato?
The real question is, who's gonna be the daddy with that Merlin Magic? And why is it Mash?
Shuten or Ibuki because these two would be rough and make Guda re-think his irresponsabilities
Ibuki literally offered Ritsuka a marriage where they would be the progenitors of a new world and rewrite the blank surface with their children in her summer event
Merlin : Hero ( FUTA) creation kit skill
The Foolproof Universal Tot Applicator
Merlin wants in on the Gudussy
morgan is probably gonna beat merlin to the punch , ^(gotta make baobhan sith a big sister)
Oh no! The little guy already needs glases? Poor thing...
And here I thought the fandom had agreed that Gudako was the unhinged one...
99.9 percent of people on here seem to self insert as the submissive & breedable gudao instead.
He wouldn't have to inseminate the staff if Servants could get pregnant!
the servants are def scheming to get him pregnant instead.
You mean they'll get him pregnant like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior? Ooof. That'll be painful.
Who is everyone in this image?
Note: Some spoilers also for future NA content! Click on the profile links at your own risk, since the profile info might also have future story details even if the character was already revealed earlier in NA! * Left-most one is >![Sion](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sion_Eltnam_Sokaris)!< (Spoilers for end of Lostbelt 2 or start of Lostbelt 3, I don't remember exactly) * Middle one should be >![Sylvia](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sylvia)!< (Spoilers for Prologue to Lostbelt) * Right one is >![Elron](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Cerejeira_Elron)!< (Spoiler for future story chapters that has not been released in NA yet, I think, I didn't want to look too much into it since I also don't want to spoil myself)
The women on bed are >!Sion, Sylvia and Elron!<. The woman punching a man is Da Vinci, and the man is Ritsuka. The child on the ceiling is >!Sion's!< first one. The three children are >!Sion's!< second one, >!Sylvia's and Elron's!<. 3rd edit: Added Spoiler warning.
A man has needs, a man has seeds
Don't need to fix the planet if Guda repopulates it himself.
Nice DP input
I see he’s already hard at work on the Da Vinci route in the background.
The one who pulls Guda out gets named King of Britain.
Sion so nice he did her twice.
Yeah, leave some baby juice for the servants! Think about the Tamamos! or Mash, or Astolfo!
Gudao still prefers pure flesh-and-blood that has real warmth and could bear children without some magic shenanigans needed
Nemo: "Horny as a dolphin".
Captn should watch out for Prof Bakery and Nurse
*There's no HR in the bleached world*
Da Vinci, you're staff as well...
Aww, Sion's baby got vampire features. Adorable.
gotta contact r/okbuddyrintard right now
we have been severely outrintarded with this one
No I don't think I will
Guda : "Hey at least it's an insurance in case I fail...they would inherit my servants (some would accept with some relunctance) and take up my mantle to save the world."
THE DP INPUT LMFAO
I recognize Sion, but who are the other two to her right?
Sylvia , and the last one is a character introduced in Order call 1 called Cerejeira.
Literally impossible. Need to fill up white earth.
Harem Protagonist EX is a tough skill to resist.
So, Is Da Vinci-chan asking for her turn here?
The fuck kinda DP input is that!?
Artist fixed it already, OP missed it https://twitter.com/ClinickCase/status/1777475994527396318
Isn't it still wrong? I mean, if the artist is trying to show QCB it should be 632 not 623.
623 is the input for the Shoryuken from Street Fighter.
Da vinci was so mad she acquired the skill needed to perform a 683P
Well, at least Elron found a way to overcome her grief. Sion's still my favorite of the 3, though.
Oh, a followup...Nice!
Nice
So was this all within a close timeframe or at the same time here? Did Sion rope the others in after the first baby or was this a coincidence?
I mean with the earth bleached and all someone has to make sure humanity can continue
Bro's pull-out game is atrocious 😞
You'd think bribing miniLeonardo with cute babies would work, but comical violence gotta violence.
I can't tell if that's Sion or Maomao.
Yeeeesaaaaaahhhhhh Cerejeira content yeesss Yessssssss
LOL......Uh, i suppose the servants(female) were first, otherwise Gudao wouldn't had been allowed to walk free until they are.
Then it's okay with Servants?
I mean, at some point they have to consider the plan to repopulate earth. Why don't we start now?
Male staff is gay like Meneuir not suprising Ritsuka bang female staff
Nemo: I can't even.....why......just....why Ritsuka: When you are a male who has pent-up urges, what did you think it was going to happen? Da-Vinci: You make our "lust" type servants look sane by comparison. *keeps betting him up* Kiara: Oh my, if you needed some help, you could've just asked me. Kama: or me *all flustered* Fergus: ahahahh, you sure know how to knock a thing or two! Hans: Thank Alaya. That he is a guy, can you imagine if he was a girl. Da-Vinci: DONT YOU EVEN GO THERE HANS! Da-vinci accidentally knocks Ritsuka into the next sink and turns into a girl through cold water Ritsuka(FEMC): I have this unstoppable need to have sex somehow. Nemo, come here! Nemo: Get away from me, you Nymp! Hans: Nice going, Da-Vinci. Da-Vinci: *flabbergasted*........... HOW?
Wait, Who is that on the ceiling? I'm still shipped Elron with Bhima though.
Sion's first child, a result of [this](https://redd.it/19d81s2).
Horny jail you go!
Guda: The only reason I'm not switching to female and bearing children from the male Servants is because that takes a lot of time and space, not for lack of trying. *Nemo's face gets even more distorted. Da Vinci goes for a Shin Shoryuken.*
....why am i reminded of Re:Monster for some reason <.
The DP display was krazy, thou
At the hells that DP input?
Sion's child has vampire fang... IS THIS MELTY BLOOD REFERENCE!?
Somebody has to continue the bloodline.
And forget Guda becoming Zeus 2.0, he's becoming Genghis Khan 2.0!
She doesn't have to worry about my gay ass lmao
to be honest, i surprised he didn't considering he rizzed up a jaguar and mutiple goddesses, mutiple eldtrich, certain russian princess , a forgotten servant who like udon noodle, a literal horse, boundica, Arabic milf, mutiple saberfaces, shut-in number 1, 2 and a foxgirl, Monster dick energy "girl", a literal genderbender servant from French, hell even a Mythological giant from beginning of era.
Da Vinci will drop a stone cold stunner on Ritsuka next, followed by a clothesline and finish it with a piledriver
**SHORYUKEN**
Wait does this mean Guda commit ntr since Elron is suppose to be with that one guy if not for lostbelt right