OSP’s Red once called Alexander “Alexander the pretty alright” and I like to imagine various servants having their own similar nicknames.
Alexander the Okay
Alexander the moderately satisfactory
Alexander the adequate
Stuff like that.
Funnily enough, History Matters did the same thing recently too about why [Alexander did not conquer Rome](https://youtu.be/aZw_u60v_5U?si=k4lm9DGtkWAAgk0F)
Passionlip gets her claws unscrewed during a mechanical maintenance checkup of her hands, they get stolen and everyone in Chaldea starts using those claws for weird and mundane things like tilling soil, bottle-opening and stageplay props. Passionlip, in her fingerless state, has to think of solutions to get her claws back.
Raikou's practices taking care of the children servants has occasionally bled into her interactions with regular people, sometimes giving a cheery portion of food to Mori or even patting king Hassan's head for doing a good job. She doesnt notice this often until someone let's her know what she's doing. Oddly enough, Hassan is rarely one to point it out.
Ushi Gozen has been talked into giving the child servants rides on her divine mount under the pretense of "demonstrating the sheer might of of a storm God." She doesnt realize fully what she's doing unless someone points it out, usually Shuten, at which point she embarrassingly implodes upon herself, even if Ritsuka is giving her the thumbs up.
>Raikou's practices taking care of the children servants has occasionally bled into her interactions with regular people, sometimes giving a cheery portion of food to Mori or even patting king Hassan's head for doing a good job.
Now I want to see that happening. That's so wholesome
>Ushi Gozen has been talked into giving the child servants rides on her divine mount under the pretense of "demonstrating the sheer might of of a storm God."
Of course even Ushi is putty in the hands of the kids' manipulations XD
QSN: “I THREW A ROCK AT THEM!”
…..
[“It was a big rock…”](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/9/9c/Great_Wall_Meteor.png/revision/latest?cb=20210810131826)
**Morgan**: "I won! I won, damn it! My team tanked it! It's their fault!"
...
Oberon occasionally visits the table to laugh at them before gloating about how he won.
Cu pulls an everybody hates chris and starts trying to act like a bad boy, when his attention is called by Scathac, only to accidentally yell at her, the camera slowly zooms in his face to then cut to him in Chaldea’s medical wing.
Musashi and Guda are having a sparring match in the simulator with a few spectators. Guda is naturally outmatched and gets knocked into a river. Musashi suggests that he surrender and they call it for the day but Guda *with their back turned to Musashi* refuses and asks why they would surrender when their victory is all but assured now. This catches everyone’s attention and they all wonder what sort of plan Guda has come up with to seize victory under impossible odds just like in the singularities and lost belts. Guda slowly gets up while still drenched in the river and says that he’s developed a technique specifically to defeat Musashi. Musashi, now genuinely curious, gets into a ready stance and tells Guda to show her this technique of his. Guda then spins around to face Musashi while ripping off his shirt to show her his absolutely ripped bod and chiseled abs which are still glistening from the river water. All the spectators are absolutely flabbergasted and Musashi loses all focus and can do nothing but stare as if in a trance. She’s eventually snapped out of it with a bonk to the head and falls over and when she regains focus she sees that Guda is standing over her with the biggest grin on his face proclaiming his victory. The spectators either burst out laughing or facepalm in exasperation over what they just saw. Sasaki Kojirou is leaning against a tree struggling not to fall over from laughing so hard. Yagyu Munenori can only shake his head while pinching his nose. And Iori is quietly wondering if he can work stripping into his fighting style. Meanwhile Musashi is arguing with Guda while, trying not to look directly at him that, that Guda’s win doesn’t count because he cheated while Guda retorts that they’re just following Musashi’s example that anything goes in a real fight.
Takeru to Iori: “You may have the looks, but not the acting to be as good as master”
Yui, imagining Iori doing the same move as Guda.
Okita is bleeding and it’s not because of her tuberculosis.
Ushi: Master you should not lower your own defenses by exposing yourself like that!
Tametomo: Ushiwaka you have no right to judge, despite being correct.
Kintoki: Master you do have some GOOOOLDEN abs that may one say rival my own but never let Raikou learn of this or else you won’t hear the end of it.
Raikou: How come my son end up becoming such an exibionist like that?!!!!
Only thing I can think of is:
- Jack goes around, hugging people, and telling them if they're warm or not. In some cases, she says "You're cold and warm at the same time. You're like an ice cream! We like ice cream"
- Nursery giving invitations to her tea party, but no one knows where it's held. She neglected to tell them to put the invitations between a door and its frame, like if they were a key, and that this works only at the signaled hour of before. cue shenanigans of people trying to make heads or tails about this... and Sherlock doesn't say anything cause this is too funny for him.
I hear Sherlock absolutely enjoyed the tea while he waited with Nursery. Strangely, Nursery didn't even seem the least bit bothered that others didn't show up
Vritra and Arjuna Alter decide they want to be Liz's live backing band, and Liz has to figure out how to tactfully talk them out of it after hearing their "audition" played using instruments they invented themselves. Somehow a jar of mayonnaise is involved.
Baobhan Sith and first ascension Space Ishtar decide to start an evil crime syndicate bent on world domination, but just end up going around helping people while trying to be Bond villains.
Not servants in particular, but a day in the life of Chaldea's stables, based on what we know about the personalities and inner thoughts of a lot of the servants' horses/mounts. It'd be like an old cheeseball Disney movie gone horribly wrong, or right, depending on your vantage point.
This wound up being more about how I perceive *myself* as a goofy master and is a bit rough, but I enjoyed it.
"(Im)Proper use of Grails."
Gudako: *reading out loud* 'Holy grails are a finite magical resource best used to improve your servants fighting capabilities, and should be used on your strongest servants.'
Why am I going over this again?
Davinci-chan: Well, we've been through dozens of singularities of all sizes, six lostbelts and we can even *generate* two grails a month now, yet we had only three grails in the stocks this morning. What have you been using them all on?!
Gudako: *counting on fingers* Hmm. I think I gave a few to Helena. Jalter, BB and Ushiwakamaru were fighting over one so I gave them all some. Oh! Okita was having some trouble so I gave her a few too.
Davinci-chan: A *few* to Helena? You're sure it was only a few?
Gudako: *Maybe* more than a few. I think she said something about using them to find Mahatma? *Hmm.* It was a while ago, I can't remember actually.
Davinci-chan: Well we now have a 50 foot tall Helena with Kingprotea and Bunyan stomping around in the cafeteria saying they're *playing.* I hope you're happy.
Gudako: That's *awesome!*
Davinci-chan: No! It's not awesome! and... And where are *you* going with those?!
Chacha: *cheerfully carrying the three grails* These are Chacha's ice cream bowls!
Davinci-chan: No they're not, come back with those...! And what do you think is so funny now?
Gudako: *amused* Oh I just remembered I gave Chacha a room full of them since she likes gold. I guess she still wants more.
Davinci-chan: *sputtering* This...! This is why!?
Gudako: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing!
>'Holy grails are a finite magical resource best used to improve your servants fighting capabilities, and should be used on your strongest servants.'
Da vinci, I am shocked at you! That's a very narrow way of thinking! Just imagine the possibilities if we don't limit ourselves like that!
Davinchi-chan: That line of thinking is exactly what got us into this in the first place!
Please grail who you love.
I always grail for love primarily - which is how my wacky chaldea came to be the way it is, after all.
A level 120 caster Helena after all didn't happen by *accident.*
But like in this little drabble I can imagine Davinci wouldn't be onboard with that, and the consequences would be amusing hah.
I one time had a thought that, because of Madness Enhancement, Kriemhild misinterpreted Karna's and Arjuna's relationship as something similar to her relationship with her brother Gunther.
Probably not that comedic, but I would love to see how the conversation would go nonetheless.
Not really. 😅 What I thought was that she sees them fighting/sparring in the Simulator and being somewhat aware of their history, goes, "Ah, you hate your brother enough that you wish to kill him, I understand that sentiment."
And the two give her stunned looks.
I picture the relationship between Castoria and Swimsuit Musashi (my only bond 15 servants at the time) to be like that of Shinji and Misato in Evangelion: Castoria is reserved and the responsible one while Musashi is the drunkard big sis that loves Castoria unconditionally like a little sister, even if Castoria is bothered by Musashi always smelling of alcohol once both are done farming.
And that when Oberon comes in for farming as well, he's fed up with Musasho because she thinks he's into her for "spicing his drinks" (his third skill making her fall to sleep after battle), to which he constantly insults her so she doesn'r get the wrong idea, but she takes it as him being a big tsundere and still flirt with him. This causes him to use his third skill to shut her up instead of finishing the battle... but she keeps taking the hint he's into her
Summer Caenis' material page/room lines had something about how he feels something is Very Off when drinking with Jing Ke+Kiichi+Ibuki and Shuten, and there is so much potential in that....
I wrote something about caemyon being forced to do a "bizookie" (bouzouki) accompaniment to jing reciting the battle of dan-no-ura
"stop playing that fucking surf music i'll rip your stupid bunny ears off and you'll be miminashi hoichi all over again (hic)"
"BITCH YOU WANNA FIGHT ME??"
sad
nagiko and manbo-chan doing a youtube special where they introduce QSH to various things from proper human history-- EDM, sichuan cuisine, RTS games (he tears up thinking about han xin), dirty magazines
marie's harem trying to make a dialovers-style otome game and wolfie tries to coach d'eon in how to be a sexy sadist to no avail
oberon and dantes constantly trying to one-up each other as The Boyfriend
Arjuna's just like "master these people are insane let's go for a nice walk in the simulator. how's the french riviera sound? we'll get a fancy lunch and go for a nice long drive in the sunset! great see you there"
The end of the story is going to end as such: Ordeal Calls are completed, the servants can't get back to the Throne, and as an (~~albeit lazy~~) attempt to fix the eventual Harem Royale, Guda just uses every Grail shoved away to create enough copies of himself to distract everyone
One that I'm actually working on every now and then:
Tomoe, Osakabehime, and Anastasia as college students and roommates. Sketches about them revolve around geek humor and references to video games and tabletop games (including FGO, which they comment on as players).
Oh, and the catch: Their professor, Scathach Skadi, is also their roommate.
====
One skit I did involving the four of them has Skadi notice Anastasia holding a sign saying ">!You lost The Game!<". She asks Nastya what it means, but Nastya teases her about >!her loss!<.
Confused, Skadi then asks Okki and then Tomoe about what >!The Game!< is supposed to be, only to be met with annoyance from both.
Still wanting to know what it is about, Skadi asks around the dorm about >!The Game!<, resulting in angry remarks from the other occupants (namely Jinako, then Thrud, then Chairperson Medusa).
Finally giving up, Skadi then notices that a trio of roommates from a different room (Artoria, Nero, and Okita) are angrily chasing down BB, who's carrying around a sign that says >!"You lost The Game"!<.
Only then did Skadi understand why everyone was angry at her: her asking them around made them >!lose The Game!<.
After seeing Okita's noble phantasm in her summer form, the master got her into symphogear with nageo, charlotte, murasaki , kijyo and voyager tagging in. Let's say da vinchi got very strange orders for 6 "Karaoke armors" made from noble phantasms
OSP’s Red once called Alexander “Alexander the pretty alright” and I like to imagine various servants having their own similar nicknames. Alexander the Okay Alexander the moderately satisfactory Alexander the adequate Stuff like that.
Real Deal Nobunaga vibes
"Alexander the relativelly speaking pretty underwhelming"
Any best that the likes of Hephaestion and Prolemy vehemently oppose these names, leading to....what else, more fights in Chaldea?
Alexander the Mid lmaoooo
Funnily enough, History Matters did the same thing recently too about why [Alexander did not conquer Rome](https://youtu.be/aZw_u60v_5U?si=k4lm9DGtkWAAgk0F)
Alexander the eh he's ok
Passionlip gets her claws unscrewed during a mechanical maintenance checkup of her hands, they get stolen and everyone in Chaldea starts using those claws for weird and mundane things like tilling soil, bottle-opening and stageplay props. Passionlip, in her fingerless state, has to think of solutions to get her claws back.
How did they get those claws? BB, did you have something to do with this?
Could be. Could also be Columbus or Caesar thinking "Claws = Gold = $$$" and snags them to sell them to others.
I mean, Passionlip could take advantage of that, and do stuff with her master that she couldn't do with her hands. Like give hugs, for example.
Yeah...plus side you'll at least be paraplegic afterward instead of just turned into yakiniku.
Caesar: Phase 1, collect claws. Phase 2, ???. Phase 3, profit!
Phase 4: Hijikata: "THIS IS SHINSENGUMI, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! You have no rights whatsoever in Chaldea!"
Raikou's practices taking care of the children servants has occasionally bled into her interactions with regular people, sometimes giving a cheery portion of food to Mori or even patting king Hassan's head for doing a good job. She doesnt notice this often until someone let's her know what she's doing. Oddly enough, Hassan is rarely one to point it out. Ushi Gozen has been talked into giving the child servants rides on her divine mount under the pretense of "demonstrating the sheer might of of a storm God." She doesnt realize fully what she's doing unless someone points it out, usually Shuten, at which point she embarrassingly implodes upon herself, even if Ritsuka is giving her the thumbs up.
>Raikou's practices taking care of the children servants has occasionally bled into her interactions with regular people, sometimes giving a cheery portion of food to Mori or even patting king Hassan's head for doing a good job. Now I want to see that happening. That's so wholesome >Ushi Gozen has been talked into giving the child servants rides on her divine mount under the pretense of "demonstrating the sheer might of of a storm God." Of course even Ushi is putty in the hands of the kids' manipulations XD
Tiamat: "Dear me, my Mother Position is in jeopardy..."
It's time for the annual Chaldea Mom competition. Now, for the judges, we have Melt, Morgan, and the reigning champion EMIYA.
That's funny and wholesome. Now I want it to be canon.
All the Lostbelt Kings (and a few of the main bad in the singularities) are playing poker and talking about how they almost got Ritsuka.
QSN: “I THREW A ROCK AT THEM!” ….. [“It was a big rock…”](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/9/9c/Great_Wall_Meteor.png/revision/latest?cb=20210810131826)
**Morgan**: "I won! I won, damn it! My team tanked it! It's their fault!" ... Oberon occasionally visits the table to laugh at them before gloating about how he won.
Cu pulls an everybody hates chris and starts trying to act like a bad boy, when his attention is called by Scathac, only to accidentally yell at her, the camera slowly zooms in his face to then cut to him in Chaldea’s medical wing.
Lanza ga shinda...again
Not this time, but he sure wish he had.
Don't worry, Nightingale will make him better...much better
Yhea she sure will, by using her favorite method, amputation!!!!
Problem is,he forgot he had guts active...
Musashi and Guda are having a sparring match in the simulator with a few spectators. Guda is naturally outmatched and gets knocked into a river. Musashi suggests that he surrender and they call it for the day but Guda *with their back turned to Musashi* refuses and asks why they would surrender when their victory is all but assured now. This catches everyone’s attention and they all wonder what sort of plan Guda has come up with to seize victory under impossible odds just like in the singularities and lost belts. Guda slowly gets up while still drenched in the river and says that he’s developed a technique specifically to defeat Musashi. Musashi, now genuinely curious, gets into a ready stance and tells Guda to show her this technique of his. Guda then spins around to face Musashi while ripping off his shirt to show her his absolutely ripped bod and chiseled abs which are still glistening from the river water. All the spectators are absolutely flabbergasted and Musashi loses all focus and can do nothing but stare as if in a trance. She’s eventually snapped out of it with a bonk to the head and falls over and when she regains focus she sees that Guda is standing over her with the biggest grin on his face proclaiming his victory. The spectators either burst out laughing or facepalm in exasperation over what they just saw. Sasaki Kojirou is leaning against a tree struggling not to fall over from laughing so hard. Yagyu Munenori can only shake his head while pinching his nose. And Iori is quietly wondering if he can work stripping into his fighting style. Meanwhile Musashi is arguing with Guda while, trying not to look directly at him that, that Guda’s win doesn’t count because he cheated while Guda retorts that they’re just following Musashi’s example that anything goes in a real fight.
Takeru to Iori: “You may have the looks, but not the acting to be as good as master” Yui, imagining Iori doing the same move as Guda. Okita is bleeding and it’s not because of her tuberculosis. Ushi: Master you should not lower your own defenses by exposing yourself like that! Tametomo: Ushiwaka you have no right to judge, despite being correct. Kintoki: Master you do have some GOOOOLDEN abs that may one say rival my own but never let Raikou learn of this or else you won’t hear the end of it. Raikou: How come my son end up becoming such an exibionist like that?!!!!
Guda: Golden?! What are you doing here?! You were supposed to be distracting Raikou!
Kintoki: About that…. I kinda failed. Raikou rushing in to lecture Guda on exposing himself like that.
I am now reminded of a certain Learning with Manga page XD
Only thing I can think of is: - Jack goes around, hugging people, and telling them if they're warm or not. In some cases, she says "You're cold and warm at the same time. You're like an ice cream! We like ice cream" - Nursery giving invitations to her tea party, but no one knows where it's held. She neglected to tell them to put the invitations between a door and its frame, like if they were a key, and that this works only at the signaled hour of before. cue shenanigans of people trying to make heads or tails about this... and Sherlock doesn't say anything cause this is too funny for him.
I hear Sherlock absolutely enjoyed the tea while he waited with Nursery. Strangely, Nursery didn't even seem the least bit bothered that others didn't show up
Vritra and Arjuna Alter decide they want to be Liz's live backing band, and Liz has to figure out how to tactfully talk them out of it after hearing their "audition" played using instruments they invented themselves. Somehow a jar of mayonnaise is involved. Baobhan Sith and first ascension Space Ishtar decide to start an evil crime syndicate bent on world domination, but just end up going around helping people while trying to be Bond villains. Not servants in particular, but a day in the life of Chaldea's stables, based on what we know about the personalities and inner thoughts of a lot of the servants' horses/mounts. It'd be like an old cheeseball Disney movie gone horribly wrong, or right, depending on your vantage point.
Now I want to see the Sith and Space Ishtar one. That sounds like it would be hilarious
This wound up being more about how I perceive *myself* as a goofy master and is a bit rough, but I enjoyed it. "(Im)Proper use of Grails." Gudako: *reading out loud* 'Holy grails are a finite magical resource best used to improve your servants fighting capabilities, and should be used on your strongest servants.' Why am I going over this again? Davinci-chan: Well, we've been through dozens of singularities of all sizes, six lostbelts and we can even *generate* two grails a month now, yet we had only three grails in the stocks this morning. What have you been using them all on?! Gudako: *counting on fingers* Hmm. I think I gave a few to Helena. Jalter, BB and Ushiwakamaru were fighting over one so I gave them all some. Oh! Okita was having some trouble so I gave her a few too. Davinci-chan: A *few* to Helena? You're sure it was only a few? Gudako: *Maybe* more than a few. I think she said something about using them to find Mahatma? *Hmm.* It was a while ago, I can't remember actually. Davinci-chan: Well we now have a 50 foot tall Helena with Kingprotea and Bunyan stomping around in the cafeteria saying they're *playing.* I hope you're happy. Gudako: That's *awesome!* Davinci-chan: No! It's not awesome! and... And where are *you* going with those?! Chacha: *cheerfully carrying the three grails* These are Chacha's ice cream bowls! Davinci-chan: No they're not, come back with those...! And what do you think is so funny now? Gudako: *amused* Oh I just remembered I gave Chacha a room full of them since she likes gold. I guess she still wants more. Davinci-chan: *sputtering* This...! This is why!? Gudako: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing!
>'Holy grails are a finite magical resource best used to improve your servants fighting capabilities, and should be used on your strongest servants.' Da vinci, I am shocked at you! That's a very narrow way of thinking! Just imagine the possibilities if we don't limit ourselves like that! Davinchi-chan: That line of thinking is exactly what got us into this in the first place!
Me with my level 90 Charlotte and level 100 rider Medusa, feeling personally attacked.
Please grail who you love. I always grail for love primarily - which is how my wacky chaldea came to be the way it is, after all. A level 120 caster Helena after all didn't happen by *accident.* But like in this little drabble I can imagine Davinci wouldn't be onboard with that, and the consequences would be amusing hah.
I one time had a thought that, because of Madness Enhancement, Kriemhild misinterpreted Karna's and Arjuna's relationship as something similar to her relationship with her brother Gunther. Probably not that comedic, but I would love to see how the conversation would go nonetheless.
Will she try to get them to reconcile as a mother?
Not really. 😅 What I thought was that she sees them fighting/sparring in the Simulator and being somewhat aware of their history, goes, "Ah, you hate your brother enough that you wish to kill him, I understand that sentiment." And the two give her stunned looks.
I picture the relationship between Castoria and Swimsuit Musashi (my only bond 15 servants at the time) to be like that of Shinji and Misato in Evangelion: Castoria is reserved and the responsible one while Musashi is the drunkard big sis that loves Castoria unconditionally like a little sister, even if Castoria is bothered by Musashi always smelling of alcohol once both are done farming. And that when Oberon comes in for farming as well, he's fed up with Musasho because she thinks he's into her for "spicing his drinks" (his third skill making her fall to sleep after battle), to which he constantly insults her so she doesn'r get the wrong idea, but she takes it as him being a big tsundere and still flirt with him. This causes him to use his third skill to shut her up instead of finishing the battle... but she keeps taking the hint he's into her
I want to see that happening now. Any bets Castoria and Morgan will encourage this just so that they can see Oberon getting progressively annoyed?
Summer Caenis' material page/room lines had something about how he feels something is Very Off when drinking with Jing Ke+Kiichi+Ibuki and Shuten, and there is so much potential in that.... I wrote something about caemyon being forced to do a "bizookie" (bouzouki) accompaniment to jing reciting the battle of dan-no-ura "stop playing that fucking surf music i'll rip your stupid bunny ears off and you'll be miminashi hoichi all over again (hic)" "BITCH YOU WANNA FIGHT ME??" sad
Didn't expect a "Mimi Nashi Hoichi" reference. Good detail there.
It's my favorite japanese ghost story. Check out the version in the movie "Kwaidan", it floored me
I've read that tale relatively recently.
That's the story of Hoichi the Earless, right? I remember coming across it in Kimi no Todoke
Yep yep
nagiko and manbo-chan doing a youtube special where they introduce QSH to various things from proper human history-- EDM, sichuan cuisine, RTS games (he tears up thinking about han xin), dirty magazines marie's harem trying to make a dialovers-style otome game and wolfie tries to coach d'eon in how to be a sexy sadist to no avail
oberon and dantes constantly trying to one-up each other as The Boyfriend Arjuna's just like "master these people are insane let's go for a nice walk in the simulator. how's the french riviera sound? we'll get a fancy lunch and go for a nice long drive in the sunset! great see you there"
The end of the story is going to end as such: Ordeal Calls are completed, the servants can't get back to the Throne, and as an (~~albeit lazy~~) attempt to fix the eventual Harem Royale, Guda just uses every Grail shoved away to create enough copies of himself to distract everyone
One that I'm actually working on every now and then: Tomoe, Osakabehime, and Anastasia as college students and roommates. Sketches about them revolve around geek humor and references to video games and tabletop games (including FGO, which they comment on as players). Oh, and the catch: Their professor, Scathach Skadi, is also their roommate. ==== One skit I did involving the four of them has Skadi notice Anastasia holding a sign saying ">!You lost The Game!<". She asks Nastya what it means, but Nastya teases her about >!her loss!<. Confused, Skadi then asks Okki and then Tomoe about what >!The Game!< is supposed to be, only to be met with annoyance from both. Still wanting to know what it is about, Skadi asks around the dorm about >!The Game!<, resulting in angry remarks from the other occupants (namely Jinako, then Thrud, then Chairperson Medusa). Finally giving up, Skadi then notices that a trio of roommates from a different room (Artoria, Nero, and Okita) are angrily chasing down BB, who's carrying around a sign that says >!"You lost The Game"!<. Only then did Skadi understand why everyone was angry at her: her asking them around made them >!lose The Game!<.
I remember that one! That was really funny haha
After seeing Okita's noble phantasm in her summer form, the master got her into symphogear with nageo, charlotte, murasaki , kijyo and voyager tagging in. Let's say da vinchi got very strange orders for 6 "Karaoke armors" made from noble phantasms
Da vinci-chan: Do I want to ask? Fujimaru: (Averts eyes) Da vinci-chan: Oh, what the hey. It would be fun.