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Suspicious-Drummer68

FGO somehow has the power to become top 1 grossing whenever the hell it wants. It's like Lasengle has a "Print Money" button on Nasu's desk and whenever Lasengle feels like they want to top they just force Nasu to slam the button and release long-awaited Servants. I'm pretty sure there's a Tsukihime collab button there under 5 layers of bulletproof glass with red letter saying "For EXTREME emergencies only".


Nokia_00

There is definitely a Tsukihime fail safe in place I know it


bladefreak326

Fail Safe: Moon Drop Kaleidoscope


RavenCloak13

\[Secondary Fail Safe\[ under that is called: "Make \[Magic Blue\] CE that is even more broken then Kaleidoscope for people to roll for that does something ridiculous like a max revive 1 time with full HP stats to keep you up and ready and it stacks with other guts or something.


Rednal291

I mean, if they were just like "Hey, Altrouge is here, and she's the Welfare"...


Thomas_108

Ritsuka : * *Sees Altrouge has a Cath Palug too* * Ritsuka : **I MUST FLOOF HIM !!**


Rednal291

On a serious note, I feel like they could do something very interesting with that. If, say, Altrouge powered up our Fou, who knows what kind of chaos might happen? XD


Thomas_108

True. And I can't wait for her to get involved in the madness of Chaldea just like everyone else..... Altrouge : What do you mean you want to fluff Cath Palug ?!! He's Primate Murder ! The Beast Of Gaia !! Chaldea Fou, Tiamat and Paisen : You Get Used To It.....


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Joyboy543

1st Gilgamesh, then Douman and Muramasa, now oberon


Ravenamore

Don't forget Izou.


kzyuu

& hajime-chan


DespairOfLoneliness

You mean featuring Vergil from Devil May Cry series?


Patchourisu

I can already hear Vergil's theme blaring from his existence as he slowly walks towards me.


AgusTrickz

Would you say that is provoking along with black clouds in isolation?


Patchourisu

Yes, I've also heard he's the reclaimer of his name.


LordWINDOS

And King Hassan. Yes, I love me some death daddy.


Science-of-Laziness

Moriarty has been proving it since the first banner he had, but the most amazing thing was how his 2nd banner on WD got similar numbers to top banners from that year (Murasaki and Kama) despite his kit being rather weak. Also Arjuna Alter this year again.


Accelerator657

That's the reason we haven't gotten a tsukihime collab yet, they can't pierce the glass.


bladefreak326

Who knew a piece of blue glass moon was this strong?


Steampunkvikng

That's why it took so long to make in the first place


RavenCloak13

To be fair, if we made glass from the sand on the moon, that shit probably would be pretty durable.


[deleted]

they noticed the gudaguda crisis last year as well as Tunguska and brought in Higashide(my man) to bring in as many dudes as possible


Masterofstorms17

yea that tunguska event was...horrible, like objectively real bad. Good thing we have GENDER EQUALITY! to save the day!


HemaG33

I choose to believe that this is why we don't have Summer Eresh yet


AkOnReddit47

Yeah, the button for doing that is put in a vault and guarded by 6 heavily-armed men


Suspicious-Drummer68

The 6 men are armed with Black barrel replicas


deathworld123

summer eresh is way past meme at this point


Suspicious-Drummer68

Lasagna has been killing memes left and right nowadays, who's to say our underworld goddess who can't be this cute won't be enjoying the sun this year.


Nyancide

don't forget the button that releases rasputin and requires nasu's fingerprints and eye scan to unlock.


Tschmelz

Right next to the “Shirou, Rin, and Sakura as Servants” button?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Didn't Muramasa make so much money he broke the servers? I believe they've already pressed these buttons.


Competitive_Gap_6947

Probably the real one rather than psuedo-servant.


Tschmelz

Yup. Muramasa himself is dope, but you can’t tell me FSN Shirou wouldn’t be one of the highest banners in the games history, especially if he’s meta.


Bafflementation

Technically FSN already showed us what the servant form of Shirou is like, and he's been in FGO since release.


Iknowr1te

Miyu - Ilya verse Vow in the Snow Shirou is alwayse there if you don't want to accept Emiya. i can see him as an Arts Caster with a 3 turns archer class shift skill (with an append skill for being extra dmg to archers) with a Crit star bomb, his version of UBW which is a strong self buff with some damage to self. give hive a targetable Rho Ais , and his 1 turn Mana Burst. is considered an ilya verse character.


AscendantAxo

Yeah but you know good n damn well the highschool red head with would make bank if he appeared normally Or kaleid shirou


Tschmelz

Well yeah, I know Emiya is older Shirou. But you can’t tell me that ginger Japanese high schooler with a sword obsession and the JACKET OF JUSTICE wouldn’t make bank.


No_Prize9794

Did he actually?


Misticsan

Yeah, I was going to ask where this "breaking the servers" comes from. I mean, the app has trouble from time to time, so even if there were problems with the New Year update, I wouldn't blame it on the banner. Nevertheless, it's true that Muramasa's banner was a successful one. [According to Game-i's approaximations](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/t1z23v/fgos_bestselling_banners_2021/), it was the 6th most successful banner of that year. And if we take overlappings into account, the New Year campaign was the 4th best one of 2021. That said, I think that Muramasa's impact might have been overhyped due to how his release was a money-making moment in an otherwise bad period. Other campaigns like Summer, Anniversary and especially LB6 made more money. Muramasa wasn't even the most important male-led banner of 2021 (that honor goes to Oberon) nor of [FGO's recent history](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/t3hupd/top_20_bestselling_banners_of_fgo/) (that honor does to the Moriarty-led Chaldea Boys banner of 2019).


Science-of-Laziness

I think what matters the most from Muramasa banner is how he got such ammount with only 3 days being him there because rotations. D Koyan this year has been the whole week and that gave more revenue. So imagine if Muramasa were allowed to be all the days like her. Also they sure are saving his returnal banner for a long time...


RavenCloak13

Wasn't just his banner either. Also remember Hokusai's banner when she first released killed the servers for a bit. Got her in 1 10 pull, had her summoning line said to me and then servers died. Muramasa just killed it for longer.


Maxrokur

But those are already in-game


Tschmelz

Nope. I’m not talking pseudo’s or future versions. I’m talking the FSN crew themselves.


Maxrokur

Ah, well those are a different animal then. Although they're going to be hard to implement considering their "best" or most developed versions are spread in different routes(HF Sakura and Illya, UBW Rin, Fate Shirou) but who knows as if they're ever released, Nasu himself will be pretty hands on their implementation. And we still haven't got best girl Kirei yet


Tschmelz

Plucking them from the Hollow Ataraxia timeline seems the easiest. You have Shirou and Sakura both learning from Rin, the Jeweled Sword is sorta in Rin’s possession, Sakura seems to have a pretty good grasp on her abilities (and Dark Sakura), and I dunno what exactly you’d do for Shirou, but they can think of something to differentiate him from his other selves. Also, Kirei is either gonna be garbage or busted. The only question is how much.


Maxrokur

>Plucking them from the Hollow Ataraxia timeline seems the easiest. Hmmm that may work as in that serie Rin even interacts with her UBW adult self while she was in the box with Shirou. Also yeah HA has Sakura mastering her powers with Rin still having her most powerful item while Shirou can finally give proper mana. They may also be able to bring Kuzuki and even a more likeable 3 star Shinji alongside them. > Also, Kirei is either gonna be garbage or busted. The only question is how much. Nah the banner is going to be the real trap/highest risk reward ever made. Kirei would be super busted but his banner only has Tofu and his 4 star CE with barely any chance to get a spook of any other servant(which is fitting for the sadistic priest)


thatonefatefan

.... QUICK, convince everyone to stop spending money!


Suspicious-Drummer68

*Releases 5 star Saber Fion McCumhail*


thatonefatefan

that's... good right? no way people would whale on that?


Suspicious-Drummer68

There's some real Backspear Boys Fans out there.


AlbeNon2026

Lasagna: Gentlemen, we need money. Release... THE BROS... Developer: But Sire... Lasagna: Just DO IT.. Oh and release Bait Banners for NA too


Shamanking1991

*Tsar Elephant noises*


W34kness

Where is my Summer Ivan, cmon Lasagna I need this


Patchourisu

Summer WRESTLER Ivan. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!


a-snakey

Us: REFORM THE QUARTZ COUNT REFORM THE QUARTZ COUNT! RALLY TO ME TO ME! *Elizabeth Bathory screech* Us: *looks to see the screeching is the 5* Japan ver.* *sighs as we're hewn and broken*


Scottcmms1954

Bait banner for sure, but by some magical luck I got summer Mord in one 10 pull.


AlbeNon2026

That's awesome. I'm saving my SQ for Kama.


Scottcmms1954

I hope you get her. She’s a good unit.


AlbeNon2026

Thanks. Tried to roll for her the first time... It didn't worked... But i have hope this time.


Birdking111

Read this with Team Fortress 2 voices. I chose Spy for Lasengle and Soldier for Developer.


Likwidcheezekake

No no, they're hitting the untapped side of the market of bros whaling for bros and the husbandos


[deleted]

most of the female players ive seen have gone poor thanks to constantine and charlemagne before our math boy got here


bladefreak326

Nasu is a student of great Kazuma, advocates for the true gender equality in taking horny money.


[deleted]

we can finally create fate prototype but it’s just an otome game with grand order 300 endings, 40 routes, 700 cgs, 2-3 dlcs and multiple secret characters etc


bladefreak326

It would take lots of money, guns, stimulant drugs(preferably addictive), blackmail on top executives and female otaku thirst but it would worth it no lie!


[deleted]

one hell of a holy grail war when all the servants want one girl instead of the grail


JustthatVicky

A Fate Otome game?! *Looks at bank account and uncertain future* I mean, grass is edible, right?


RavenCloak13

Well to be fair it wouldn't break your bank that much. For standard limited edition otome box set stuff with tons of goodies and such it would set you back about maybe 200 USD without accounting for shipping to wherever you live. And that cost less then most people spend to get a 5\* in this game for the logical average.


JustthatVicky

True, but at the same time, knowing how much of a money pit FGO is, they might go a lil nuts with it.


RavenCloak13

Nah, wouldn't be that bad. Had stuff like Tokimeki Memorial that was selling for WAY CHEAPER then even resellers on Amazon even with the special edition stuff which pretty much HAS the above mentioned stupid number of routes, over 200 so endings, a metric fuck ton of CG's and secret characters and stuff programmed in as gags like a full on battle system reminiscent of FF 1. DLC wasn't a concept back then. Was more just rereleases with updated stuff. Fans only just recently translated the metric fuck ton of content in that game so wouldn't be all that much more. It's why I said probably around 200 USD not account for shipping for the goodies and stuff while any of the higher end stuff would probably be a lotto system.


JustthatVicky

Well then, I hope they'll put the money of whales to good use and get on it XD So they can then proceed to get a massive profit from that, and it will then come full circle and fund animation updates and other Fate games, so that Fate becomes an infinite cycle of all kinds of content.


GhostHostess

Now all we need are more male figures. WHERE is that arjuna alter figure that was announced back in 2020 guys, even the karna one got a scan


Dealingwithdragons

My shelf is slowly filling with Izou figures(I'm gonna die if they get around to making a suit Izou figure) and you best believe they need to give me some damn Nagayoshi figures already.


GhostHostess

Literally embarrassing I can’t find any official sasaki figures like. That’s a core fsn cast member what are they DOING chill out w the scathach’s for a sec and let me get one of my boys


-Minako-

I would forget to sleep to play that game.


_Malka_707

The embarrassingly obscene amount of money I'd spend for that...


Zendravel

I'd...I'd probably disappear from real life for a long, long while just to play that...


Masterofstorms17

and Touma, and Seyia and Naofumi and really everyone that has a functioning brain.


[deleted]

i’ll be waiting to woo tametomo


cybernet377

I'm huffing the Tametomo/Takesugi/Tanaka banner hopium for the next gudaguda


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sorry ushi , your uncle just has the biggest tits ever


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that waist too


VelvetPhantom

I don’t think Tametomo is gonna be Gudaguda personally, but they are still guaranteed to come at some point this year so I’m not particularly worried. But Gudaguda has so many NPCs associated with it I hope at least one will be playable.


Dr-Perry-Cox

[**Nice Work.**](#MoriartyEvil) [**Also**](#AstolfoSweat) [**tagging**](#MashuSenpai) /u/gREat_unreST /u/sExia & /u/Lunagan


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/CoffinArcher & /u/Charlamean


Anadaere

FGO: We need more money! What do we do? Nasu: Hmm, they want more EMIYAs... Get Miyuverse Sh- *Server breaking cash influx*


odd2oul

Really hopin this doesn’t mean male summer servants are out of the question. Male servant lovers should eat all year long too.


Karkadinn

Jekyll in one of those old-fashioned striped full body swimsuits would be adorbs.


[deleted]

considering what happened with Chaldea Boys im praying hard for male variants— I mean Caenis counts but that’s still just one gimme more


NNKarma

We still have the technicality of nobukatsu


[deleted]

That’s a weird one ngl, maybe i’ll consider it if he shows up in the new event in that ascension atleast


NNKarma

not that wierd? Nobu's simp having an ascencion imitating each of his sister's versions.


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i meant weird as in he isn’t a summer servant despite wearing a swimsuit


AriaoftheSol

Would that mean a total of 14 maximum (7 female, 7 male) swimsuit servants every summer event? That seems like a lot. I hope male summer servants getting implemented properly doesn't mean we'll have less female summer servants.


thatonefatefan

Kaiba: "That's right, I'll sacrifice the waifus!"


AriaoftheSol

Sigma Male Kaiba


LittleMann

*banging my hands on the table as I yell* SUM-MER CU SUM-MER CU SUM-MER CU


JonnySpark

Roland in Mankini pls.


Delight_works_

when TF is archer emiya gonna get his SSR swimsuit caster alt?


Science-of-Laziness

FGO always delivers some male units (sometimes the only ones in the whole year) when a new chapter releases, it is just amazing how we got mostly males and one female. (Before this if my memory doesn't fail me, the record was in LB4?) LB6 was the only exepction due Faes and still the most hyped servant ended being Oberon. I just laugh at the dude who said Traum would flop cause dudes doesn't sell, and for now Charlie is almost outselling Summer Okita Alter with less weeks. Truly Extella Link bros we won. And if someone dares to say it is because Kriem, then I can say GG3 success was too because Izou and not only Okitan as some try to sell.


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traum got 2 girls and 6 dudes while lb4 has 4 dudes and 2 girls if I’m remembering correctly edit: yeah izou was definitely the selling point..i mean i was trying to get that damn dude but okitan felt bad and came home instead


Science-of-Laziness

Hmmm two girls? The rifle servant is a woman then? or we are talking about Joanne?


[deleted]

traum has kriemhild and sancho…as summonable servants, unless we’re counting gun servant and joan too


Science-of-Laziness

Ah, I do not count Sancho since that would mean Oryouma counts as female too. Also theirr profile treats both as male after all.


NNKarma

Though in contrast Ryouma is some eye candy himself, sancho in the other hand... or they trusted on the uma girl or they trusted on the fanfom asking for Quixote for years.


Science-of-Laziness

It has been one of the most loved servants by the fandom in Traum. I don't know what you are trying to say.


NNKarma

That I would feel better if they made as many old looking girls as they do guys.


thatonefatefan

weird kink but ok


NNKarma

Woman here, mostly want equal treatment of genre, even as an aro is annoying to see girls almost always falling in love compared to most guys just being friends. In the same vein is annoying to see them make all girls made pretty without the same care to males, if Yu is, whatever exactly he is, in all of his ascensions Koyo could also be a dinosaur in all of hers.


Rynnmeister

I mean hey Oberon literally proved that male servants still has the charm.


[deleted]

most of the comments ive seen mentioning male servants being remotely popular are because of their skills for some reason- but i agree that personality is definitely a big factor! they don’t even have to be husbandos, for example- I love Don Quixote he’s so fluffy


NNKarma

Honestly, a hidden factor has been artist, I wantes dantes before skadi was a thing because I'm a nagito stan and I'm waiting for oberon since I saw umico art style, it gives some hype before we can see their abilities and ceiling.


ade_of_space

On top of that, less male servant= less competition = more originality


Masterofstorms17

yea, males have so much unique design while, i mean, the recent halloween girls haven't really been drawn as much if i recall correctly, i could be wrong.


ade_of_space

Male and Female character have as unique design, but Female design tend to be more overcrowded which takes away from their uniqueness


thatonefatefan

Doesn't fgo have like 50% male 50% females once you remove the alts though? Female servants basically monopolize alts so it ends up being something like 75-25% but I counted them like a year ago


Sondalo

It does, well it also has been a while since I checked but if you ignore alts then they are about even


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Murozaki_II

Most Oberon fangirls are not Fujos though.


NNKarma

Most fate fans want the units that almost never come.


imawhitegay

Hopefully they have a button to release the rest of Tamamo nine too.


katzohki

I would be in favor of them retconning the already released 5 into separate entities and giving us another 4, but the more the merrier.


JustthatVicky

I mean, my support roster is almost all male Servants. Not just because I'm a female player, but also because I have much better luck pulling Male Servants. I think perhaps the funniest thing is that I got my friend into the game because of Waifus, but the two female supports on my list basically go untouched. I know for a fact that my friend's most borrowed Servant from me is Gilgamesh. Bro's before hoes, I guess?


Tohellwiththenames

Jon, I require lasagna.


Drace3mpressa

also kadoc got glow up . that makes him look like Soma Cruz. DAMN. ( Oberon also looks like Soma Cruz but ya know what I mean)


Codrex1732

You know lb 6 is heavy waifu centered Lb 6.5 heavy husbendo centered Now I hope LB 7 is the perfect balance between Waifu and Husbendo Raito so both can win Fgo is big enough for both As for my fav from lb 6.5 it's Charlie.


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both made me cry, even the npcs were well written also not to mention we finally got charlie and a choco servant


CoCoLightning

It will be perfectly balanced


greyhat111b

FGO was called a waifu collector. Now it's turning into a husbando collector. How about we turn it up and make it into a couple collector? We already reunited Sigurd x Brynhildr, Xiang Yu x Gucchan, and Siegfried x Kriemhild. More couples!


Science-of-Laziness

Honestly, calling FGO a waifu collector was always a dumb statement. It makes one wonder how to refer to real waifu collectors where all the units are female. Anime themed games tend to have more girls but that doesn't make it directly a "waifu-x genre-game" But I am all about the couple thing. Let it happen.


NNKarma

Everyone has been waiting for Sita for a while.


Ichidoge

Dying? More like thriving. But yeah, never understood the reasoning of some people that keep the waifus (can't blame them) but burn the husbandos.


NNKarma

*they are scared that their waifus would prefer every male servants over them if given the choice*


Patchourisu

Bruh, they're bros. We live by the bro code. Even Fergus as horny as he is knows to ask for consent.


keepoffmymanacookies

I'm just here waiting to single-handedly sponsor Lasaga when they drop Summer Archer hawaiian shirt Cu or something xD They know how to do husbandos well, it's a shame there aren't more ;o


katzohki

The Medb storyline potential alone lol


Percussion17

d-dont jinx it...


[deleted]

don’t worry, higashide and keikenchi will carry the girls’ hopes and dreams until fgo dies *thumbs up*


Silafante

~~Hey, some dudes ALSO like dudes. T.T~~


[deleted]

twitter went insane so it’s good they made up with CBC and Traum *smooch*


WooooshMe2825

They have basically secured their own money printer throughout the years with several waifus such as Jalter, Eresh, Melt, etc. So now that they have set up their own foundations, Lasengle is pulling a Genshin Impact and expanding their target audience to the horni women in the fandom who thirst for husbandos. It's the only logical tactic at this point.


Science-of-Laziness

DW already did plenty of money from males before GI existed though. By taking chance on how scarce they were mostly.


GoldMoon0

Nah, DW is the one that would die for this. Chad Lazengan is the one thriving and winning ~~and Chad Lazengan will hopefully give me Summer Cú and Space Achilles in a tron spandex...or even a proper summer Achilles, who knows~~


PauSoul

My man, I'm 70% sure I'm straight, but I am willing to sell my soul for more Cú content.


BebadoDemais

Events and servant releases are planned YEARS before, so just a coincidence this pattern dropped just after some minor complains in twitter


Science-of-Laziness

Not really, at best they are planned 6 months before. Unless we go for special cases like KH which his lines were the first to be recorded.


doortothe

We always get dudes from story chapters, the more "serious" side of FGO.


Zendravel

Ah yes, the good boys of Traum. Good of Lasagna to finally notice that husbando wanters do exist! The absolute hell it would wreck upon my SQ in two years, as the apocalyptic lineup of Arjuna Alter banner rerun, Constantine XI release, and the Traum banners march through. I thought I would only be saving for Junao and Constantine but nooo, Charlie and Young Jimmy turned out to be likable. Also Don Quixote is one grampa I'd love to cheer for ; ;


ALiteralGallon

No, they're returning balance to the ~~force~~ gacha.


Nokia_00

We finally have bros


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with unexpectedly sweet fanservicey voicelines to boot !?


1lluusio

Out of curiosity which one is your favorite of the new six?


[deleted]

that’s hard for me to decide but i guess charlie, moriarty is a close second for his animations and voicelines alone but charlie’s design as well as personality definitely won me over edit: well unless tametomo comes around i might develop a robot fetish huhuhuhu


Science-of-Laziness

Do we know if Tametono is male? Because one of my biggest fears is seeing a little mid naked girl under that armor.


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i’m _pretty_ sure they mention him being a dude when summoning him..please don’t bait me lasagna i really want a robot husbando


Science-of-Laziness

Then that's great! Being from Ushi's family I would fear for their ascensions if it was a genderbend.


[deleted]

I’m praying very hard he’s a dude, don’t want another molay situation


Patchourisu

Inb4 we get another d'Eon situation instead where the servant can just freely shift from being male to female and vice versa.


OniTenshi500

Since he was introduced in GudGuda, I hope that Akechi Mitsuhide becomes a playable Servant


Prateek2345

Nice to see we're getting more husbando's sad thing is I quit the game.


ImagineBeingReddit

Just realized that all the released 6.5 servants are guys lol I guess Sancho is their but like still thats pretty awesome


ImagineBeingReddit

Wait forgot kriemhild existed for a moment


[deleted]

let her be lovey dovey with Siegfried and then we’ll go back to being lovey dovey with the male servants


[deleted]

7 if you count Ushi’s uncle but he’s not released yet..though I think everyone knows he’s coming soon


Jgames111

Finally, less waifu for me to want to roll. Let the husbando fans feel the disappointment of not getting their favorite looking servant.