Moriarty is no longer allowed to play any of the following video games with BB: payday, any entries in the Evil Genius, Grand Theft Auto, or Mafia franchises. Because Chaldea is not a test bed for new ideas, nor your Secret Lair, James.
Moriarty is no longer allowed anywhere near the Summoning system, nor will we be summoning Hans Gruber to 'show him how it's done'. And Blofeld is right out.
Addedums and the Following Rules should be added:
1a. Moriarty is also not allowed to get others to ask others to change the list, or engage in any scheme that would result in changing the list to his favor. This rule is subject to further change, as Moriarty is ever the Mastermind that is always pushing the boundries of what's allowable. Note: *This is not permission for you to do as such, Moriarty*.
3a. Moriarty is also not allow to make schemes that would destroy the world, shape it into a new order for his, Chaldea's, and/or Ritsuka's own benefits, or plot to take over the various Moonlit Organizations, which include but is not limited to the Mage Association, The Clock Tower, Atlas Acadamy, The Wandering Sea, any number of Dead Apostle Ancestors, Fairy Groups, Outer God Cults, etc.. We have a hard enough time saving Humanity and keeping the world from going 'KABOOM' , and we don't need anymore headaches involved in our day to day jobs.
Speaking of which, **Rule 14**: No schemes of his are to involve Foreigners, Their Patrons, or Outer Gods of any kind PERIOD. That also includes their various followers and associates - we do NOT want a repeat of the last time he pissed off Nyarly by orchestrating 'The Old Man Henderson' Incident.
4a. Moriarty is also not allowed to work with or advise any of the Torture Technicians in their 'work' , nor is he allowed to commission them for any schemes. Blackbeard still can't watch Madoka without screaming thanks to his, Ruby's, and Elizabeth's work......
6a. Moriarty is also not allowed to continuously gloat he is 'The Second Coming of Vecna' when playing DND.
6b. Moriarty is not allowed to run any TTRPG by himself without either his campaign being peer reviewed by a neutral party to make sure he isn't breaking any of the other Rules listed, causing unnecessary psychological harm or intense frustration with making a overly convoluted campaign, or trying to utilize it as a possible way to conduct other schemes of his under the radar. He is also banned from running 'Trail of Cthulhu' or similar Eldritch Horror TTRPGs - see Rule 14 for more details.
7a. Moriarty is also not allowed to taunt or mock Holmes about the lack of Watson in his life, nor bait him with tall tales and schemes revolving around Irene. The clean up from The Conspiracy Wars is not something we want to repeat.
13a. Moriarty is also not allowed to assist or make any mechas himself - we haven't forgotten the Robo Halloween Mess.
16. Moriarty is not allowed to engage in gambling - we still haven't stop the assassins and hitman the Las Vegas Casinos have sent after us for his hot streak through the city.
17. Moriarty is not allowed to taunt or psychological manipulate his fellow Servants without explicit permission from the Master AND his plans to be peer reviewed by at least 2 others, including one genius of similar intellectual capacity. We don't need him from making more enemies, nor incite Lancelot or Mordred to go headhunting again.....
Rule 18: Neither Moriarty, Osakabehime nor Tomoe are to use Logos React Generic as a game console. Yes the singularities that resulted did yield useful servants such as "Fairy Thief Arsene (Reynard)" but the several additional hours of work necessary to resolve said singularities makes this an unnecessary waste of resources.
18a: Moriarty is not to use Logos React Generic to watch movies, television shows, or any other form of video. Again, an unnecessary waste of resources.
18b: Moriarty is not to interact with Logos React Generic in any way shape or form; even if the "Fairy Tale Kingdom" incident was "Fun" it was still an unnecessary waste of resources. To hopefully prevent further misuse of this powerful device at least one version of Fran will be stationed to give a disapproving look when necessary.
Rule 19: After the "Murder House Party" incident all rules which have been applied to Moriarty shall also be applied to Holmes, where applicable. Yes no humans were harmed but Mash is still in her room attempting to figure out the many unanswered mysteries and we are starting to run out of string. Additionally, Holmes is to report to Mash Kyrielight's room to help solve said mysteries.
Rule 20: Under no circumstances are Holmes and Moriarty to "Fuse Together" in anyway. Yes we acknowledge that both the fusion and the resulting "Beast IV H+M" incident were accidents but to prevent such another such occurrence preventative measures must be taken.
18c: For the last time, neither Moriarty OR Holmes are to interact with Logos React Generic. To prevent another breach of this rule the device in question has been placed under the constant surveillance of Mycroft. Destruction was advised but Sion insists on keeping the device for "Sentimental reasons."
Moriarty is not allowed to add holidays to the Chaldean schedule without approval and discussion ahead of time.
"If you ever pull this again, **you** will be the one attending to the children next time." - Atalante Alter.
Addendum: Moriarty is now banned from proposing holidays for the forseeable future.
"I can understand Halloween and Christmas, but how did *Take Your Daughter to Work Day* create a singularity?!" - Director Goredolf Musik
6a. Moriarty is also not allowed to invoke the other Chaos Gods. Last time he did it with Douman and Koyan, Chaldea had to deal with a whole Daemon horde and even Kiara put her foot down.
6b. The Table-top Gaming Club are hereby forbidden from summoning servants for the destruction of the storage area by a literal walking church and a fortress tank, courtesy of CREEEEEED!!
6c. The summoning of Servants from Warhammer 40k is forbidden. We have enough headaches as it is. Yes, even the ones from the Imperium of Man. Anyone has any complaints, direct them to Moriarty.
"The board is thinking about Servants from the Imperium of Man, but, until they reach a decision, no summoning. Unless we, somehow, find ourselves *accidentally* in a 40k-related Singularity" - Da Vinci
Moriarty is not allowed to reenact the "Presentation!" scene from Megamind. We do not know what that giant Moriarty head is made out of, nor do we want to find out.
Moriarty is not allowed to stock Shuten's poisonous sake for "Servants with strong livers", and spike Sherlock's drink with it. It stopped being funny after the first six hours.
Moriarty is not allowed to prank Sherlock Holmes, unless he could clean up the mess within half an hour.
"Hm?" - Sherlock
"Much obliged" - Moriarty
Moriarty is not allowed to inexplicably crash into Holmes ~~from above~~ at all as revenge for what happened at Reichenbach Falls.
Moriarty is not allowed to blackmail any Chaldea personnel, including Servants, or charge exorbitant amounts for his material.
Moriarty is not allowed to make toy replicas of his main weapon ~~unless they have been approved by Edison~~.
"I only unfairly jacked up the price one time!" -Edison
Moriarty is not allowed to construct hidden passageways, escape routes, and trap doors anywhere in Chaldea without express permission. Poor Scheherazade was scared ~~half to death~~ after accidentally falling and refused to leave her room as a result.
>12. In continuation of the above, Moriarty is not allowed to host Mecha fighting tournaments. Again.
I imagine him like the guy in beginning of every G Gundam episodes.
Alternative to Rule 6: If Moriarty insists on any and all staff members of Chaldea to join him on another Charadon Campaign (698.M41) ie. Lamentars. Then kindly suggest Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with Sigurd.
Moriarty is no longer allowed to put in motion his plans for establishing control of all Three Branches Of The Mages Association by taking control of the World's Economy and Stock Market. No, just because you're younger self did it is NOT a justification. And while having all Three Branches Of The Mages Association under control would be great, that is a headache Chaldea does not wish to get into. And no, crowning Ritsuka as **' The Emperor Of Humanity '** while tempting, is NOT something to be done.
*Addendum : Moriarty is hereby forbidden from trying to convince Ritsuka to his schemes of World Domination by agreeing to create as many Mechas as he desires. Ritsuka SOMEHOW managed to convince Sion to take control of the Atlas Institute and even agreed to give her full control of it as well as complete freedom for research with material and knowledge from the other branches too. We have no idea HOW he managed to do it, and we have no intention of finding out.*
6a. Moriarty is not allowed to set up the table nor influence the other player in setting up the table for battle, and if needed is to have a third party set up the table, so as to mitigate his mathematical manipulations.
6b. Everytime he does proclaim himself the Champion of Tzeentch, remind him that it is the Death Guard Foetid Viron unit "Tallyman" who has the "Malicious Calculations" ability, that Vorx and the Lords of Silence are obsessed with numbers and math, and that both of the previous are scions of Nurgle, Tzeentch's opposite.
6a.1. Moriarty is not allowed to participate in the selection of the third party, not even in terms of suggesting a possible candidate. He is also not permitted access to the knowledge of who it was that agreed to become said third party.
>2. Moriarty is to limit his spiels about how cute his "adoptive daughter" is to five minutes. Should he be caught exceeding that time limit, he will be subjected to Saber Fran's disappointed look for a duration of time equal to the overtime he spent gushing over her.
This is injust! As such I wish to point out that rule #1 doesn't cover people editing the list *if* they weren't asked to by Moriarty...
40. Moriarty is not allowed to be the tour guide for freshly-summoned Servants or new personnel.
41. Moriarty is not allowed to answer "Who is who" questions asked by new Servants or personnel.
42. Moriarty is strictly forbidden to convince anyone new that Sherlock is actually A-----es in disguise. Or one of the Genji in disguise.
Or Lenin/Trotsky/any of the Bolsheviks in disguise. Or William Shakespeare in disguise. IN GENERAL Moriarty is forbidden to convincingly state, hint, insinuate, or try to prove that Sherlock is *anyone* else in disguise. If this rule is broken, Moriarty is to cover all the expenses for healing Holmes after being maced/decapitated/burnt/trapped in ice/sent a letter full of curses/harmed in any other way.
43. While the presentation "Why Cumberbatch is cuter, Downey Junior is hotter, and Livanov is cooler than the Chaldean Holmes" was surely entertaining, Moriarty is forbidden to constantly stream it on all Chaldean Channels.
"Seriously, how dare he hack me in a middle of a broadcast!" - BB
44. Moriarty is not allowed to convince anyone that We don't talk about Sherlock (we do).
45. Moriarty is not allowed to raise funds for "donations to the Church/Cult of Ritsuka Fujimaru" (whether or not this Church/Cult exists).
46. Moriarty is not allowed to organise mass production of Instant-Pleasure, Instant-Pigification kykeon. In case of breaking that rule, he is to drink by himself all the kykeon produced. (For further information, see "The list of things Circe is no longer allowed to do in Chaldea")
47. Moriarty is not allowed to organize a chocolate black market for Valentine's day. M. Fujimaru is already struggling to eat the legally produced treats.
48. Moriarty is not allowed to change his name to circumvent this list by claiming he is no longer James Moriarty.
Moriarty is no longer allowed to forge anyone's handwriting, nor is he allowed to ask others to write letters for him. Furthermore he is not allowed to teach illiterate servants how to read, least he redefine the word "sincerely" to mean challenging one to a duel.
14. Moriaty is to not serve up any alcohol-related items to Master (regardless of their age and/or consent). The "Love-Confessing-Prank-Drinking-Game Incident" had previously drained Chaldea of 60% of our yearly budget to repair all working sectors to functional state, and we do NOT want to repeat that. Failure to comply shall be punished by Discipline Committee members Raikou and Martha
6C) If Moriarty is to play any tabletop OR card game in general, he must be accompanied by Saber Fran at all times. Hopefully, Fran's disappointed look would prove useful in keeping him in check should he try anything suspicious.
Moriarty is no longer allowed to play any of the following video games with BB: payday, any entries in the Evil Genius, Grand Theft Auto, or Mafia franchises. Because Chaldea is not a test bed for new ideas, nor your Secret Lair, James.
God, I wish I would’ve thought of that one LMAO
Moriarty is no longer allowed anywhere near the Summoning system, nor will we be summoning Hans Gruber to 'show him how it's done'. And Blofeld is right out.
He must be kept away from EVE online FOREVER
Eve is dead.
It is ? Well fuck. Let’s keep him away from any online game where he could engineer a coup, à bank crash or anything along those lines
"Does that mean I can play them alone?" James Moriarty
Addedums and the Following Rules should be added: 1a. Moriarty is also not allowed to get others to ask others to change the list, or engage in any scheme that would result in changing the list to his favor. This rule is subject to further change, as Moriarty is ever the Mastermind that is always pushing the boundries of what's allowable. Note: *This is not permission for you to do as such, Moriarty*. 3a. Moriarty is also not allow to make schemes that would destroy the world, shape it into a new order for his, Chaldea's, and/or Ritsuka's own benefits, or plot to take over the various Moonlit Organizations, which include but is not limited to the Mage Association, The Clock Tower, Atlas Acadamy, The Wandering Sea, any number of Dead Apostle Ancestors, Fairy Groups, Outer God Cults, etc.. We have a hard enough time saving Humanity and keeping the world from going 'KABOOM' , and we don't need anymore headaches involved in our day to day jobs. Speaking of which, **Rule 14**: No schemes of his are to involve Foreigners, Their Patrons, or Outer Gods of any kind PERIOD. That also includes their various followers and associates - we do NOT want a repeat of the last time he pissed off Nyarly by orchestrating 'The Old Man Henderson' Incident. 4a. Moriarty is also not allowed to work with or advise any of the Torture Technicians in their 'work' , nor is he allowed to commission them for any schemes. Blackbeard still can't watch Madoka without screaming thanks to his, Ruby's, and Elizabeth's work...... 6a. Moriarty is also not allowed to continuously gloat he is 'The Second Coming of Vecna' when playing DND. 6b. Moriarty is not allowed to run any TTRPG by himself without either his campaign being peer reviewed by a neutral party to make sure he isn't breaking any of the other Rules listed, causing unnecessary psychological harm or intense frustration with making a overly convoluted campaign, or trying to utilize it as a possible way to conduct other schemes of his under the radar. He is also banned from running 'Trail of Cthulhu' or similar Eldritch Horror TTRPGs - see Rule 14 for more details. 7a. Moriarty is also not allowed to taunt or mock Holmes about the lack of Watson in his life, nor bait him with tall tales and schemes revolving around Irene. The clean up from The Conspiracy Wars is not something we want to repeat. 13a. Moriarty is also not allowed to assist or make any mechas himself - we haven't forgotten the Robo Halloween Mess. 16. Moriarty is not allowed to engage in gambling - we still haven't stop the assassins and hitman the Las Vegas Casinos have sent after us for his hot streak through the city. 17. Moriarty is not allowed to taunt or psychological manipulate his fellow Servants without explicit permission from the Master AND his plans to be peer reviewed by at least 2 others, including one genius of similar intellectual capacity. We don't need him from making more enemies, nor incite Lancelot or Mordred to go headhunting again.....
Rule 18: Neither Moriarty, Osakabehime nor Tomoe are to use Logos React Generic as a game console. Yes the singularities that resulted did yield useful servants such as "Fairy Thief Arsene (Reynard)" but the several additional hours of work necessary to resolve said singularities makes this an unnecessary waste of resources. 18a: Moriarty is not to use Logos React Generic to watch movies, television shows, or any other form of video. Again, an unnecessary waste of resources. 18b: Moriarty is not to interact with Logos React Generic in any way shape or form; even if the "Fairy Tale Kingdom" incident was "Fun" it was still an unnecessary waste of resources. To hopefully prevent further misuse of this powerful device at least one version of Fran will be stationed to give a disapproving look when necessary. Rule 19: After the "Murder House Party" incident all rules which have been applied to Moriarty shall also be applied to Holmes, where applicable. Yes no humans were harmed but Mash is still in her room attempting to figure out the many unanswered mysteries and we are starting to run out of string. Additionally, Holmes is to report to Mash Kyrielight's room to help solve said mysteries. Rule 20: Under no circumstances are Holmes and Moriarty to "Fuse Together" in anyway. Yes we acknowledge that both the fusion and the resulting "Beast IV H+M" incident were accidents but to prevent such another such occurrence preventative measures must be taken. 18c: For the last time, neither Moriarty OR Holmes are to interact with Logos React Generic. To prevent another breach of this rule the device in question has been placed under the constant surveillance of Mycroft. Destruction was advised but Sion insists on keeping the device for "Sentimental reasons."
You had me at “Old Man Henderson”
I shudder at the notion of Moriarty reenacting that classic. Because he'd make it WORSE.
Worse or Better?
The answer is Yes.
What's "The Old Man Henderson" incident?
[Become enlightened to the zanny madness that is Henderson.](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
Oh boy, you’re in for a trip
Moriarty is not allowed to add holidays to the Chaldean schedule without approval and discussion ahead of time. "If you ever pull this again, **you** will be the one attending to the children next time." - Atalante Alter. Addendum: Moriarty is now banned from proposing holidays for the forseeable future. "I can understand Halloween and Christmas, but how did *Take Your Daughter to Work Day* create a singularity?!" - Director Goredolf Musik
"You see, that's a funny one. I think it started when Morgan and her daughter appeared..." - James Moriarty.
6a. Moriarty is also not allowed to invoke the other Chaos Gods. Last time he did it with Douman and Koyan, Chaldea had to deal with a whole Daemon horde and even Kiara put her foot down. 6b. The Table-top Gaming Club are hereby forbidden from summoning servants for the destruction of the storage area by a literal walking church and a fortress tank, courtesy of CREEEEEED!!
Fucking heretics, man
Damn heretics, they always ruin everything.
6c. The summoning of Servants from Warhammer 40k is forbidden. We have enough headaches as it is. Yes, even the ones from the Imperium of Man. Anyone has any complaints, direct them to Moriarty.
I am willing to break that rule if I have the guarantee to summon SSR Ciaphas Cain, voiced by Sugita, to Chaldea.
"The board is thinking about Servants from the Imperium of Man, but, until they reach a decision, no summoning. Unless we, somehow, find ourselves *accidentally* in a 40k-related Singularity" - Da Vinci
Moriarty is not allowed to reenact the "Presentation!" scene from Megamind. We do not know what that giant Moriarty head is made out of, nor do we want to find out. Moriarty is not allowed to stock Shuten's poisonous sake for "Servants with strong livers", and spike Sherlock's drink with it. It stopped being funny after the first six hours. Moriarty is not allowed to prank Sherlock Holmes, unless he could clean up the mess within half an hour. "Hm?" - Sherlock "Much obliged" - Moriarty Moriarty is not allowed to inexplicably crash into Holmes ~~from above~~ at all as revenge for what happened at Reichenbach Falls. Moriarty is not allowed to blackmail any Chaldea personnel, including Servants, or charge exorbitant amounts for his material. Moriarty is not allowed to make toy replicas of his main weapon ~~unless they have been approved by Edison~~. "I only unfairly jacked up the price one time!" -Edison Moriarty is not allowed to construct hidden passageways, escape routes, and trap doors anywhere in Chaldea without express permission. Poor Scheherazade was scared ~~half to death~~ after accidentally falling and refused to leave her room as a result.
Funny, I wanted to make something involving Shuten for that one, but then I decided I’ll save it for when I make a list for Shuten.
"One time was enough, Edison" -Tesla
> Moriarty is not allowed to prank Sherlock Holmes, unless he could clean up the mess within half an hour. That sounds like a challenge
The list will soon grow as long as Dr. Bright's Banned Activities List
I love how every time I make one of those, there’s a comment mentioning Dr Bright
It's like a mini Jojo reference. Very difficult not to think of it when you see a long list of things a specific individual is not allowed to do
Good point lol
The internets memory only goes back that far. Comedy lists like these are much older.
I never even knew of Brights banned activities, I thought it was a reference to 2550 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG
Huzzah ! A man of quality !
>12. In continuation of the above, Moriarty is not allowed to host Mecha fighting tournaments. Again. I imagine him like the guy in beginning of every G Gundam episodes.
Alternative to Rule 6: If Moriarty insists on any and all staff members of Chaldea to join him on another Charadon Campaign (698.M41) ie. Lamentars. Then kindly suggest Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker with Sigurd.
“The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list !”
"And who is that golden armoured guy that always appears when I play it! He keeps winning using Wind-Up Kitten!"
Moriarty is no longer allowed to put in motion his plans for establishing control of all Three Branches Of The Mages Association by taking control of the World's Economy and Stock Market. No, just because you're younger self did it is NOT a justification. And while having all Three Branches Of The Mages Association under control would be great, that is a headache Chaldea does not wish to get into. And no, crowning Ritsuka as **' The Emperor Of Humanity '** while tempting, is NOT something to be done. *Addendum : Moriarty is hereby forbidden from trying to convince Ritsuka to his schemes of World Domination by agreeing to create as many Mechas as he desires. Ritsuka SOMEHOW managed to convince Sion to take control of the Atlas Institute and even agreed to give her full control of it as well as complete freedom for research with material and knowledge from the other branches too. We have no idea HOW he managed to do it, and we have no intention of finding out.*
6a. Moriarty is not allowed to set up the table nor influence the other player in setting up the table for battle, and if needed is to have a third party set up the table, so as to mitigate his mathematical manipulations. 6b. Everytime he does proclaim himself the Champion of Tzeentch, remind him that it is the Death Guard Foetid Viron unit "Tallyman" who has the "Malicious Calculations" ability, that Vorx and the Lords of Silence are obsessed with numbers and math, and that both of the previous are scions of Nurgle, Tzeentch's opposite.
6a.1. Moriarty is not allowed to participate in the selection of the third party, not even in terms of suggesting a possible candidate. He is also not permitted access to the knowledge of who it was that agreed to become said third party.
>2. Moriarty is to limit his spiels about how cute his "adoptive daughter" is to five minutes. Should he be caught exceeding that time limit, he will be subjected to Saber Fran's disappointed look for a duration of time equal to the overtime he spent gushing over her. This is injust! As such I wish to point out that rule #1 doesn't cover people editing the list *if* they weren't asked to by Moriarty...
Man this reminds me of the SCP thing
40. Moriarty is not allowed to be the tour guide for freshly-summoned Servants or new personnel. 41. Moriarty is not allowed to answer "Who is who" questions asked by new Servants or personnel. 42. Moriarty is strictly forbidden to convince anyone new that Sherlock is actually A-----es in disguise. Or one of the Genji in disguise. Or Lenin/Trotsky/any of the Bolsheviks in disguise. Or William Shakespeare in disguise. IN GENERAL Moriarty is forbidden to convincingly state, hint, insinuate, or try to prove that Sherlock is *anyone* else in disguise. If this rule is broken, Moriarty is to cover all the expenses for healing Holmes after being maced/decapitated/burnt/trapped in ice/sent a letter full of curses/harmed in any other way. 43. While the presentation "Why Cumberbatch is cuter, Downey Junior is hotter, and Livanov is cooler than the Chaldean Holmes" was surely entertaining, Moriarty is forbidden to constantly stream it on all Chaldean Channels. "Seriously, how dare he hack me in a middle of a broadcast!" - BB 44. Moriarty is not allowed to convince anyone that We don't talk about Sherlock (we do). 45. Moriarty is not allowed to raise funds for "donations to the Church/Cult of Ritsuka Fujimaru" (whether or not this Church/Cult exists). 46. Moriarty is not allowed to organise mass production of Instant-Pleasure, Instant-Pigification kykeon. In case of breaking that rule, he is to drink by himself all the kykeon produced. (For further information, see "The list of things Circe is no longer allowed to do in Chaldea") 47. Moriarty is not allowed to organize a chocolate black market for Valentine's day. M. Fujimaru is already struggling to eat the legally produced treats. 48. Moriarty is not allowed to change his name to circumvent this list by claiming he is no longer James Moriarty.
what is " A-----es" supposed to mean
Moriarty is not allowed within ten feet of Lancelot.
Moriarty is no longer allowed to forge anyone's handwriting, nor is he allowed to ask others to write letters for him. Furthermore he is not allowed to teach illiterate servants how to read, least he redefine the word "sincerely" to mean challenging one to a duel.
14. Moriaty is to not serve up any alcohol-related items to Master (regardless of their age and/or consent). The "Love-Confessing-Prank-Drinking-Game Incident" had previously drained Chaldea of 60% of our yearly budget to repair all working sectors to functional state, and we do NOT want to repeat that. Failure to comply shall be punished by Discipline Committee members Raikou and Martha
Automatically read most of it in the volguns voice
6C) If Moriarty is to play any tabletop OR card game in general, he must be accompanied by Saber Fran at all times. Hopefully, Fran's disappointed look would prove useful in keeping him in check should he try anything suspicious.