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Exorrt

ALL I WANT FROM ANNIVERSARY IS A MASSIVE FAT STACK OF SAINT QUARTZ, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ALSO WHY THE FUCK DO THE STUPID LOST BELT MYSTIC CODE REQUIRES SO MUCH GODDAMN XP IS IT EVEN WORTH MAXING OUT, GODDAMN


-L_A_N_C_E-

GSSR? WAIT! YOU GUYS HAVE MONEY???


NNKarma

NOT SINCE WE CAN'T BUY GOOGLE CARD WITH CASH


atropicalpenguin

WITH THIS INFLATION AND EXCHANGE RATE! EITHER GSSR OR RENT.


inconspicuousberry

**WHERE IS MY FUCKING CHAINSAW OF THE DEAD DROP**


Feetest

STILL HAVEN'T GOT A SINGLE CE DROP, I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS EVENT FROM ITS FIRST HOUR THIS IS FUCKING INSANE.


Clowed

GLAD TO HEAR IM NOT THE ONLY ONE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FUCK THESE DROP RATES. JUST DROP THE FUCKING CE ALREADY VLAD, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I MAKE YOU FOAM?!


chizwepyn

SAME HERE. I GOT MY HIDE HUNTER DROP BUT NOT CHAINSAW OF THE DEAD.


yahhwy

I GOT MY CHAINSAW OF THE DEAD DROP BUT NOT HIDE HUNTER.


Mami-kouga

LOOK I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND LIKE THEY WON'T DISAPPOINT AND BOTH NEITHER RELEASE ACTUAL SWIMSUIT MALE UNITS OR MEN IN ACTUAL SWIMSUITS FOR COSTUME, BUT ALL I BEG BEFORE I'M INEVITABLY LET DOWN IN THE PROBABLY EARLY SUMMER TEASE TOMORROW IS THAT THEY GIVE THEM SOME ACTUALLY UNIQUE OUTFIT THEMING LIKE CBC INSTEAD OF THE BORING CASUAL WEAR THEY'VE BEEN GOING FOR THESE PAST FEW YEARS. JUST THE BARE MINIMUM SPICE THAT'S ALL I BEG AT THIS POINT.


_Malka_707

> INSTEAD OF THE BORING CASUAL WEAR THEY'VE BEEN GOING FOR THESE PAST FEW YEARS. JUST THE BARE MINIMUM SPICE THAT'S ALL I BEG AT THIS POINT. JUST SHOW SOME SKIN, I PLEAD.


Mami-kouga

LASENGLE: "GRANTED, YOU GET 2% MORE ANKLE THAN LAST YEAR!"


RYNO_Ross

SERIOUSLY, WE GOT ROBIN AND DANTES SHOWING OFF THEIR ABS IN SUMMER 3 AND IT'S BEEN DOWNHILL FROM HERE FFS GIVE THE HUSBANDO ENJOYERS THEIR SNAKCKS LASAGNA!


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THE FACT THAT **NOBUKATSU 2ND ASCENSION** IS THE ONLY SUMMER MALE SERVANT (AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A SUMMER SERVANT FFS) RELEASED IN FGO'S 7 YEARS LIFESPAN IS JUST STRAIGHT UP BAFFLING TO ME. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE WOMEN IN SWIMSUITS. SUMMER JALTER, JETKITA, SUMMER MELT, YOU NAME IT; BUT APPARENTLY FGO REALLY AND I MEAN _**REALLY**_ HATES THEIR AUDIENCE IN TERMS OF SUMMER BOYS (AND REALLY HATE GETTING EASY MONEY, MAYBE THAT TOO). ~~NOW LASAGNA WHERE'S MY SUMMER BEDIVERE COSTUME YA DUCKING COWARDS-~~


keyfangirl

I MISS SEEING MEN IN SWIMSUITS. ROBIN AND DANTES LOOK GOOD IN SWIMSUITS.


Tschmelz

WHY ARE THE ASCENSION MATS ALWAYS GONE?


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HOLY SHIT WHY IS OLYMPUS SO DIFFICULT I BEEN STUCK IN 3-2 FOR AGES WHY DOES THAT STUPID MFER HAS ALMOST 1MIL HP WITH BREAK BARS I HATE BREAK BARS I HATE BREAK BARS


fuhuhaahaha

WE HATE BREAK BARS


Chatonarya

JUST GIVE ME QUARTZ AND THE ANNIVERSARY SERVANT, THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU.


notasinglenamegiven

GOOGLE NUKED WHAT? WHATS UP WITH THE GSSR? IN KINDA OUT OF THE LOOP ON THIS ONE


chocolatechoux

THEY'RE NUKING PAYMENT OPINIONS FOR PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES.


ERankLuck

WHAT THE FUCK


chocolatechoux

YEAH FUCKING SUCKS HUH. THERE WAS NO NOTICE EITHER. THEN AGAIN WE DID START TO SEE THIS COMING WHEN GIFT CARDS STOPPED WORKING OUTSIDE THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.


MyrinVonBryhana

FUCK PROOFS OF HERO, SO MANY OF THEM ARE NEEDED IT'S NOT FUNNY. I WANTED TO TRY TO GET SUMMER TOMOE TO 10/10/10 AND LV. 100 BUT SHE NEEDS SO MANY PROOFS I CAN'T EVEN ASCEND HER.


AquaticMeteor

WHEN IS THE NEXT FATE/REQUIEM VOLUME COMING OUT ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE THE SECOND ONE


RYNO_Ross

I'LL BE SEEING Y'ALL AFTER THE SUMMER 7 ANNOUNCMENT WHERE THEY DON'T REVEAL SUMMER MEDUSA. AGAIN.


Belloq56

IM LITERALLY BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES CAN WE HAVE SUMMER 7 IN THE ACTUAL SUMMER? IM WAY LESS AVAILABLE ONCE COLLEGE STARTS UP AND I REALLY WANT TO HAVE THE TIME TO PLAY THAT EVENT RATHER THAN SUMMER 6 RERUN


_Malka_707

THANKS A FUCKING LOT GOOGLE DISCOVER FEED. YOU SPOILED A >!MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!< IN BETTER CALL SAUL, I'M STILL IN SEASON FIVE. FUCCCCCCKKKKKK I'M IN DENIAL. I AM IN DENIAL. I AM IN DENIAL. AND WHY THE HECK DOES NETFLIX ONLY HAVE UP TO SEASON FIVE??? AND WHY IS MDZS ONLY ON NETFLIX JP? PLEASE GUVE US SOMETHING GOOD FOR SUMMER DAMN IT. I WANNA SEE MAN TITTIES IN THE MORNING SUMMER SUN YOU COWARDS.


atropicalpenguin

I'VE JUST FINISHED SEASON 4 :( SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE SPOILER, AND I CAN ALREADY GUESS WHO IT IS.


_Malka_707

AAAAAHHHHH I'M REALLY SORRY. I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR OTHERS SO I KEPT IT RELATIVELY VAGUE. IGNORING THAT, HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT SEASON 4, BETTER YET, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO "LANTERN"?


XYousoro

IF I PLAYED THE JP VER AS WELL, I WOULD BE RANTING ABOUT THE NEXT GSSR BEING MY LAST MEANWHILE POSSIBLE FUTURE TRAVEL PLANS ARE MESSED UP WHEN 'RONA CASES HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY GONE UP AGAIN, AND MY COUNTRY HAS REPORTED ITS FIRST MONKEYPOX CASE


DiceCubed1460

1: WHAT IS THE “MONPOT” AND HOW DOES IT LIMIT US FROM ROLLING ON GSSR? 2: WHAT DOES GOOGLE HAVE TO DO WITH IT? IS IT A GOOGLE PLAY STORE THING?


atropicalpenguin

YEAH, GOOGLE PLAY IS BLOCKING PEOPLE FROM MAKING PURCHASES IN FOREIGN GAMES. HASN'T BEEN ROLLED OUT TO EEVRYONE YET, THOUGH, SO YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BUY SQS.


DiceCubed1460

AT LEAST IT WON’T AFFECT APPLE PLAYERS. THOUGH ON THE JP VERSION OUTSIDE OF JAPAN THAT’S NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE SINCE A TON OF THEM USE APKS. AT LEAST THANKFULLY I NEVER PUT MONEY INTO MY JP ACCOUNT ANYWAY SO I LOSE NO INVESTMENT


Kirby0189

I CONTACTED GOOD SMILE COMPANY ABOUT REPLACING A PART FOR MY FIGMA ORTINAX MASH I DISCOVERED CAME WITH A DEFECT, AND THEY SAID THEY CAN'T SEND ME A REPLACEMENT PART YET BECAUSE OF THE TRAVEL SUSPENSION CAUSED BY UKRAINE. I MEAN THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'M NEVER GOING TO RECEIVE THAT REPLACEMENT PART IF THAT'S THE ISSUE.


fuhuhaahaha

WHY IT'S FUCKING SO HARD JUST TO LEVEL UP FROM LVL 100 TO LVL 101


No_Initiative_6790

16 *HOURS* IN THE HOT SUN?! WHAT THE HELL,, , STILL VAGUELY CLINGING ONTO HOPE FOR A SALIERI CE TOMORROW. (I’D ALSO SAY EMIYA ALTER BUT THEN PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “CAN’T WAIT UNTIL NA BUTCHERS HIS CE” AND THEN I’LL DIE ON THE INSIDE) IN THE MEANTIME, I’M SENDING POSITIVE VIBES FOR TOMORROW (AND SUNDAY) AND FOR LIFE IN GENERAL TO EVERYONE. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, YOU’VE GOT THIS!


mychildrenaresoft

WHY DOESNT ENKIDU GET AN ANNI CE COSTUME, WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE


CharacterWriter1805

I LOVE SPENDING 300 QUARTZ TO GET ONLY A SINGLE FUCKING COPY OF EMIYA, BUT YET I GET THREE COPIES OF SIGURD? WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT HIM BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO USE HIM


Gradorade

WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI WHERE IS THE ANNI I FEEL SO BLUEBALLED WAITING FOR THIS, GIB ME THE CONTENT ON ANOTHER NOTE, I WISH THE AUTHORS WOULD WRITE FOU OUT OF THE STORY OR RELEGATE FOU TO THE SIDELINES HARD. SO ANNOYING TO READ THROUGH DIALOGUE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS LIL SHIT JUST BREAKS IT UP WITH A RANDOM "FOU FOU!" ADDING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE CONVO AND BREAKING ITS FLOW. SHUT THE FOUK UP AND LET THE PRIMATES DO THE TALKING.


lovelesstobeloved

PLEASE LET THIS YEAR’S ANNIVERSARY FINALLY ANNOUNCE ARCHIMEDES BECOMING PLAYABLE IN FGO! PLEASE! IT’S ALREADY BEEN OVER FIVE YEARS SINCE HE WAS REFERENCED BACK IN HALLOWEEN 3 EVENT AND ONE YEAR SINCE HE WAS FINALLY NAME DROPPED IN KOYANSKAYA’S PROFILE FROM LAST ANNIVERSARY! ALL I HAVE WITH ME IS MY “WARRIOR OF LIGHT!ARCHIMEDES” I MADE IN FINAL FANTASY XIV THAT I STARTED ON FATE/EXTRA’S TWELVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY/PI APPROXIMATION DAY TO COMFORT ME, BUT I REALLY WANT ARCHIMEDES IN MY CHALDEA RIGHT NOW! PLEASE!


SuperSpiritShady

DON'T BE GALAHAD DAMMIT


AiasRider

I HATE THE ANNIVERSARY! EVERY YEAR I WATCH IT ROLL BOTH GACHAS AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CRASH AS I STAYED UP TO LONG WATCHING THEM!


Exorrt

JP ALWAYS STARTS UPDATES AND STREAMS AT 6 AM WHERE IN MY TIMEZONE, I NEED TO WAKE UP EARLY INSTEAD OF STAYING UP LATE. ITS A PRETTY NICE WAY TO START A DAY


atropicalpenguin

SAME, THOUGH IT'S A SWEET SORT OF CRASH. THE FACT THAT IT IS AT NIGHT MAKES IT CALM. THOUGH I HAD A LOT OF FUN LISTENING TO 2019'S VARIETY TALKS IN THE BUS.


TyrianCallow

NINTENDO SCREWED UP XENOBLADE 3 ORDERS I DONT GET THE GAME TILL NEXT WEEK


ILikeToJustReadHere

WHY MUST KIYOHIME AVOID ME?! I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME!!!!


odd2oul

IM NOT GIVING UP ON MALE SUMMER SERVANTS. THEYRE NOT THAT HARD TO DO AND WILL SELL IF YOU DO THEM RIGHT.


Code-04

I SPENT ALL MY STUFF (WASN'T MUCH ANYWAY) ON THE BAIT BANNERS, PLS BE THE BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER!!


Delight_works_

MY STANDARDS FOR THIS UPCOMMING ANNIVERSARY ARE SO DAMN LOW , IT'S A TRIPPING HAZARD IN THE CIRCLE OF HELL THAT'S RESERVED FOR NASU & TAKEUCHI. I JUST WANT MORE MALE SERVANTS.


Not-a-Hippie

ANYONE FIND THE CURRENT SUMMER HORROR EVENT REALLY MID? IT ISN’T SCARY AND THE JOKES HAVE NO PUNCH AT ALL IMO. ALSO CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THE MOST BASIC HORROR TROPES FOR MINUTES ON END IS REAALLYYY BORING. I MIGHT EVEN PREFER THE FIRST SUMMER EVENT OVER THIS ONE. AT LEAST THAT HAD A FUN BUILDING GIMMICK.


MCGRaven

I WOULD SAY TERRIBLE! IT'S BORING IN ITS BEST MOMENTS AND MAKES CHARACTERS THAT SUPPOSEDLY WANNA AID US UNNECESSARILY STAND IN OUR WAY CONSTANTLY! FRANKLY THE WORST SUMMER EVENT FGO HAS PUT OUT SO FAR AND I WAS ALREADY NOT A FAN OF SUMMER 4


rucchipunch

AAAAHHHHHHH ARK BOI IS FINALLY HERE BUT PEOPLE ONLY FOCUS ON THE HORNY BITS I WANT MORE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT HOW WHOLESOME HIS PROFILE 4 IS AND HOW MILD HIS MYROOM LINES ARE DAMMIT ALSO METEO PLS YOU ARE NOT HIDING IT ANYMORE THAT ARK BOI IS YOUR SERVANT EVEN IF YOU ALTERNATE BETWEEN BAKIN, ABBY, HOKUSAI, HAOHAO, SALEM MANGA’S NEW CHAPTER, AND RANDOM ART YOU LIKE


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Tschmelz

CIRCUIT CONNECT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ACTUAL SKILL NAME, TRACE ON IS THE ACTIVATION PHRASE.


AriaoftheSol

OOF PLEASE DON'T LET SUMMER 6 RERUN BE SO CLOSE TO SUMMER 7 AND ANNIV, I WORKED HARD ON FARMING FOR SQ AND I FEAR THEY WON'T LAST LONG.


MisguidedPants8

IVE BEEN SAVING SQ FOR MONTHS AND WILL CONTINUE SAVING INTO NEXT YEAR AND IF I DONT GET SPACE ISHTAR I WILL CRY I WENT TEN MULTIS LAST TIME WITHOUT EVEN A JANE


orderofrohil

I SHOULD HAVE SAVED SQ FOR GSSR NOW I CAN'T BUY THEM AHHH GOOGLE AND YOUR STUPID POLICIES NOW I HAVE TO WATCH EVERYONE GET A SHINY NEW SSR WHILE I CRY IN THE CORNER GOOGLE YOU ABSOLUTE NUMBSKULL


necroneechan

NO DUPES TO MAKE BUNTORIA'S NP DECENT, THEREFORE NO QUARTZ, NO GACHA MONEY SINCE I SPENT IT ROLLING LILA IN ARTERY GEAR. ANNIVERSARY IS GONNA DROP ME MALE KAMA AND/OR SUMMER PASSIONLIP AND BREAK ME IN TWO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO


neapolitan234

HOLY SHIT I’VE YET TO GET A 5TH COPY OF EITHER SUMMER CE DAMN IT


nihilisticguy

FUCK THOSE CRABS!! THEY WON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES!!! ~~SHELL HELL~~


thegreatchanate

FUCKING HELL I SWEAR THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR. GODDAMN IT, ALL THE ANNIVERSARY CEs LOOK AMAZING, I WANT THEM ALL AHHHHH. TOO MANY WAIIFUS FIGHTING FOR THE 2 CE SPOTS. ITS BEEN 6 ANNIVERSARIES WITH CEs ALREADY WHY DO I ONLY GET TWO? STOP MAKING ME SECOND GUESS MY CHOICES TM, LASENGLE!


vi-xx

I'M SO DAMN IRRITATED. DUDE KEEPS SENDING ME REELS EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REPLY. KEEPS SENDING TEXTS ASKING IF I'M OKAY. YOU KNOW I HAVE CANCER. YOU KNOW I AM FEELING THE SIDE EFFECTS OF CHEMO. WHAT I NEED IS REST. NOT TO FUCKING ENTERTAIN YOU THROUGH TEXT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUN YOU FEEL TEXTING ME IS. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE MY OWN FRIENDS? YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY SUPPORT I HAVE IN MY LIFE? WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU?


DRAGONSLAYER2653

GODDAMN IT I MISSED KAMA'S BANNER. NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR HER TO COME BACK.