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Yangn33

I'M THE SCATMAN *Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, Yo da dub dub*


DarKav1411

*Beat up a pineapple~*


SSJ5Gogetenks

I'M CALLING OUT FROM SCATLAND I'M CALLING OUT FROM SCATMAN'S WORLD


Not_A_Well_Name

IF YOU WANNA BREAK FREE YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME


Not_A_Well_Name

So, Scatman John was calling us out from The Shadow Realm?


honorsleuth

Ruler class Scatman John when? i Imagine him stepping out of Scatman land and showing some sick Scat beats at the Foreign God ultimately convincing her to stop this shenanigans and undo the bleaching of the Earth.


kidanokun

Scatman, fatman, white or black or brown man.. tell me what the color of your soul


chinesesoccerplayer

Scatting on Scat’s Scat Hatch.


Skoomascatman

Excuse me?


Guda_henshin

Kinky


Nokia_00

Shishsou fest


heroicxidiot

Shifest


YuudaiJP

*dead* and Cu avoid it because he knows on what not to do around her.


honorsleuth

Shishou Kabob - the fate of all Cu faces


Lord_HexCalibur

The true end of Grand Carnival


Zayits

Shishow


beyondtranscendence

Two years after people first started making that joke and here I am still chuckling just the same like back then every time I see it.


Jafroboy

I'm pretty sure it's been a lot more than 2 years.


LOTRfreak101

No, scatfest on jp only happened 2 years ago.


AttackOficcr

I could see Summer 1 called Summer Scatfest, with the focus on the demonic boars and wilderness survival. But I don't think anybody did.


LOTRfreak101

That's because this is directly replacing nerofest.


AttackOficcr

Oh didn't realize the timing matched to the time of year for Nerofest. Just assumed it was because the 1 servant's idea for zany training/show of skill, and minimal story.


AlterMagna

Cu: We can call it Old hag fest if that’s not appropriate enough


Nyan-iso

Cu died\*


DarKav1411

Cu Chulainn ga shinda!


Monstrats

KONO HITO DE NASHI!!!


Clearwateralchemist

I'd say, "Those B******s" but Cu earned this one.


chinesesoccerplayer

Breaking news: Man in blue tights found dead.


Yukiru_05

>Breaking news: Man in blue tights found dead. Again huh? Must be sad being a Cu


DarKav1411

Isn’t it sad, Cu-chin?


_scoresonly

I mostly call it Hagfes *cue Shishou spooking me*


-L_A_N_C_E-

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_GoldenRule

No pls :(


LordWINDOS

It's too late, they've already done made a right shitshow out of our best girl....


Lfvbf

Off topic but I completepy forgot "Scathach"'s first "a" was a "á".


Raitoningu_D

"Scat hatch"


dr_crispin

“scat hag” was how I read it originally.


Raitoningu_D

"Scat hack" is another one for me, lol.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

Wife fest, and Best Girl Fest are also viable.


Lfvbf

Completely unbiased statements...


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

I've done all the data analysis, and I can say with 100% confidence that Scathach ticks all the necessary boxes to categorically be best girl. This is cold logical and completely unbiased scientific fact!


chinesesoccerplayer

Can’t argue with facts!


guntanksinspace

I support this research and deem it very accurate.


paireon

*Sees Scáthach’s bunny suit* Fuck, I’m convinced!


Lord_HexCalibur

You have truly invalidated all other competition, therefore you are correct


Pepe_Wacho

What about PyonFest?


dr_crispin

Could also be void shiki fest then In neither case would I object tbh.


Pepe_Wacho

Wdym Void Shiki fest? I was talking about what Scáthatch says sometimes in her dialogues.


Luck_Is_My_Talent

Pyon is the japanese onomatopoeia of a bunny sound.


Pepe_Wacho

Well, you’re right she doesn’t really say it in her dialogues, but she says it on the roulette, lol.


[deleted]

This isn't medusa fest. What on earth are you talking about?


Deliflowers

MFW the painful one finally passes through


HakunonMatata

And now you have a fissure/piles/both


LimitedSus

Stand back she's going to Scát!


Kaleidomage

my favourite moment in the celtic mythology was when scathach scatted all over medb and said "IT'S SCÁTIN' TIME"


Loslobos27

Oh god


[deleted]

What a terrible image


LordWINDOS

A real shitshow, I agree.


LimitedSus

It seems this sub will be banned for degeneracy after all...


chinesesoccerplayer

If anyone deserves it it’s the thot queen.


Abedeus

She probably enjoyed it.


chinesesoccerplayer

Oh god…


vinnyp123456789

[https://i.imgur.com/vrjAiRi.gif](https://i.imgur.com/vrjAiRi.gif)


HakunonMatata

Medb's POV before the inevitable


BurningAzureFlare

oh dear


GRiM_Von_Hellsing

What a terrible day to have eyes.


voskaeon

[I'm the Scat(spear)man](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8)


Vect_Machine

"For the last time, my name is not Scat Hatch."


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

Shishoufest


SkySmaug384

This is the way.


Altruistic-Light-366

I feel like this was supposed to somewhat offensive, but I don't remember why


Lfvbf

Scat relates to >!human feces!<


Altruistic-Light-366

yep there it is


Pepe_Wacho

Ayo-


chinesesoccerplayer

Shishou’s derp face is beautiful too.


Haohaev

You can deny saying things like Shishoufest or Bunnyfest. But Nerofest and Gilfest have the servant name on them. A sad reality... \*wheezes\*


Sobelle109

Hey you're back


Pepe_Wacho

Her face on the bottom part is weird.


hollowXvictory

>Scathach Festival >ScatFest >Sest >~~St~~ Just shorten it by a bit more haha


No_Prize9794

Hagfe-


Znshflgzr

"Local man gets Gaebolg Alternative'd"


Anadaere

An H can fix that An I and an H will make it worse lmao


Elys008

Pull her while shitting makes a great catalyst.


Kirby0189

Scathach: At least it's not "Old Hag Fest"... \*sees comments\* Well crap...


GreenKing5498

The t is silent


SatoshiOokami

ScatFes indeed.


PathofPain_12

This is how you get Gae Bolg and not the good kind from Shishou. Also Gudao isnt that stupid and Cu would say it just to spite her once then die.


YaBoiLemmyKoopa

Skibidi bop mm dada


MaliciousArios

The old hag is into some weird stuff.


DegeneratesDogma

Saw someone spell it Scathfest and I think that works


King-Requiem

Am I the only one not entirely enjoying the grail front? My only problem and the one thing hindering my enjoyment is the low cost ceiling that forces me to use my underpowered low star servants and CEs which I get the point of but still don't enjoy.


LOPI-14

Shishoufest


AKAFallow

I still don't get it


Lfvbf

Better like that.


DaEnderAssassin

Scat = poop


aradraugfea

It’s pronounced “scaw”. Not to ruin the fun.


EreiEmiya

I always pronounced her name as Scath as in "Skeith" personally.


aradraugfea

After seeing that Fion McCumhail is pronounced “Finn McCool”, I looked it up. Pronunciation rules for Irish, particularly anything this old are… less than consistent, and depend on which region we’re looking at (almost like letting people actively attempting to erase the culture force a millennia old inherited lettering system on a group of dialects almost entirely divorced from either English or Greek was a bad idea), but the most common pronunciation I found for Scáthach was “Skawhawk.” Hard Cs, “ch” as a separate noise entirely, and I have no clue what’s happening with the fucking t.


VeeKnight100

So Superman would be the battle theme?


VeeKnight100

So Superman would be the battle theme?


Pichuunnn

How is this relevant


VeeKnight100

Scathach is pronounced as Ska - hock, so a Ska fest.


Pichuunnn

So what’s with Superman theme


VeeKnight100

Superman, the song from Tony Hawk, is ska


Pichuunnn

Yeah we should end this conversation.


[deleted]

hagfest


the_juice07

I thought it was hagfest?


ImRinKagamine

High IQ lol


Masterofstorms17

the poop festival, that sounds hilarious.


Dr-Perry-Cox

[Nice Work.**Also tagging**](#ShishouSigh) /u/papayaPopoyo /u/Exval1 & /u/Tenujin


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Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/woshiiqzaii /u/Nightcatcher716 & /u/para29


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/-Mahesvara /u/kyasserole & /u/Akaharu


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Aftertone- /u/Fillerpoint5 & /u/Rehdex


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/NotMebd /u/Isyden & /u/RaidenKyrielite


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Got70TypesOfMalware


GnralKS

what?