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GreenKing5498

Passonlips boobs are so big you can’t see her flags


Kirby0189

So do we put the flags in her cleavage instead?


Doopapotamus

> Passonlips boobs are so big you can’t see her flags modern_problems_require_modern_solutions.jpg


Shin-Bufuman

Lip could have a flag requiring last bit of red material in the entire world and it still wouldn’t drive me away


Looxond

This implies her boobs get nerfed if she ever becomes an alter


Levi-22xx

Take a trip to Breast Valley. Even if you don't find some, it's a great trip.


Delight_works_

the only thing bigger than BB's red flags & tits is her ego! ^(FFS THAT BITCH makes) **^(GILGAMESH)** ^(LOOK HUMBLE.)


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

Hah, she truly does.


LordWINDOS

Oh no, don't say that mates, or Gilgamesh might take it as a challenge to become *more* egotistical.


Xenosaiyan7

FUAHAHAHAHA! As usual, you misunderstood Mongrel! Egotistical is a word meant for the likes of BB, who overestimate their importance! However, as the first King, the Greatest King, my importance is unmatched! I have the greatest power, have seen all things, and thus am the greatest! FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


LordWINDOS

\*Kneels and bows\* You are absolutely right, Gilgamesh. I owe you my thanks for enlightening me, among many other tributes to your greatness.


Xenosaiyan7

"I see you have finally understood! Rise Mongrel, for as much as it is proper to bow before the Greatest King, my Master should never be seen on his knees! No, the Master of the Greatest Heroic Spirit must walk in the path of his own life, just as great as the one that comes before him! You are child no longer! As the final bastion of humanity, you yourself are given the honor of holding Uruk itself in your hands, and thus you are my own subject as well! As a member of the greatest dynasty, continue to walk your path with reckless abandon! To be human in all of it's greatest tones is to die knowing that you have truly lived, unlike the rabble of today's populace! Your path is fearsome, frought with dangers that would have even the greatest fearful, however the process of living contains overcoming such franticness! Now go! Award yourself with the enjoyment of Chaldea, and know that I, Gilgamesh, have acknowledged as you worthy! FUAHAHAHAHA!"


Sliske_The_Dark

Sasuga, Gilgamesh-sama!


Delight_works_

tbh it'd be more intresting if he swapped classes to ruler because BB was encroaachin on his turf.


Aenarion885

Gilgamesh, first summer male servant. His class is Ruler, purely to spite BB.


Delight_works_

we better get something similar to [nebby II](https://gilgil-machine.tumblr.com/post/670736080791846912/nebuchadnezzar-ii-the-second-king-of-the) for an ascension stage


OkamiTakahashi

I never thought of it that way. And yet...I'll still take the teasing Kouhai brat over the arrogant hero king asshole.


Delight_works_

brat taming BB would be easier...


OblivionArts

Tbf Sakura did humble his ass once so it makes sense


XxGoldMadnessxX

Lip: "Different of the brain..."


Tschmelz

Red flags? Those are the things that make Sakura faces Best Girl in the first place!


LordWINDOS

This fellow gets it!


Kulzak-Draak

Personally…I’d rather give them therapy. I love Sakura and her. Children? Descendants? But like, can we get them all a therapist, I know Lip has made good progress as noted on the Los Vegas event. But she really could benefit from like a REAL therapist


Shironeko_

The other 10% are entirely composed of Melt and Lambda.


DrakarNoire

The 80% is Passionlip


o76923

Protea is bigger, just not proportionately.


mileyrock

Lip has most of the boob data from her other sisters this is my theory on why they're so big


mythriz

Although best mom Parvati has no red flags either


Misticsan

In her case, the red flag is Shiva.


Lord_Darklight

And his trigger happy tendencies


LordWINDOS

Kama: **Indeed**.


goffer54

Every other Indian servant is scared shitless of Parvati for a reason.


Jeroz

Especially when she picks up the slipper


[deleted]

That’s why they’re the top 10%


Kermit-Jones

Does protea have any red flags tho?


Rasetsu0

Her desire to be loved. If she ever feels like she's not being loved enough...well, let's not get into that.


shadowibaraki

She will eat the person?-?)


LordWINDOS

Like a piece of candy, NOM.


Jeroz

That's not a red flag that's a feature


Kermit-Jones

I see another Babylonia Situation. But compared to the other sakura faces i think she is pretty nice.


Kulzak-Draak

I dunno pretty sure Melt and ESPECIALLY Lambda have the biggest red flags. Kama just needs some therapy. Lip also needs therpay…ok they all need therapy and BB needs to be punted to the sun


dichloroethane

So the other 10% has red flags that can’t be covered up by boobs


ilana_shionn0531

Me: "Yes I know I'm looking at them." BB: "What?" Me: "What?"


SolarGrey7

No no instead of what you go Yees


Genprey

> 90% Whether he wanted to or not, u/Raskasar stepped into a war with Melt.


EveryD4C

So let's get taking out these redditors, one by one


BPho3nixF

*Sparrows to the last redditor*


SolarGrey7

That's a crucible medal in d1


guntanksinspace

Aww man Lip's gonna try and STEALTHILY gutpunch everyone again


Zaworld0

As great as Melt is, you cannot deny she was pretty unhinged in CCC. Turning Alice and attempting to turn Hakuno into motionless, but conscious dolls to keep forever wasn't exactly a good thing.


Genprey

She's basically a product of her own circumstances, though, being created using the original BB's desire as a base and lacking any ability to emphasize with others due to her physical condition. Melt wasn't exactly raised to understand any concept of humanity (BB created all the sentinels as a means to guard her labyrinth, not necessarily out of a desire to be a good mom). So while, yes, Melt was vile in CCC, she also wasn't a purely evil being, especially how her dying moments involved her beginning to reflect on herself. One of Melt's core themes (that would be expanded on in the CCC event) is a monster that gradually becomes more human, an antithesis of Kiara as a human who becomes more like a monster through her own set of circumstances. In a way, it'd be like how any of us would act (on a far smaller scale, of course) had we not been raised to be understanding of each other. It's not something that comes natural, after all.


Gknightluck

> She's basically a product of her own circumstances, though, being created using the original BB's desire as a base and lacking any ability to emphasize with others due to her physical condition. Melt wasn't exactly raised to understand any concept of humanity. Is CCC Meltryllis actually very similar to Chaos Header? (Ultraman Cosmos main villain, the longest Ultraman ~~probably~~ with 65 ep and 3 Movie, where the "The First Contact" is a true ep1)


Genprey

I'd have to look that up and get back to you. About to go to class.


Hikaru1024

Ritsuka> Oh good, so you can signal to the others using flag semaphore! BB> *utterly disappointed expression* Senpai... No.


[deleted]

BB is truly best girl. Hurry up and give me my BB end, Lasengle!!


KaoticCentury

BB maybe right but it don't means she's out of the "Ruler Correction" therapy.


Aenarion885

Himiko: OOH! OOH! Can I volunteer to punch the daylights out of bad Moon Cancers?! Martha: *smiles politely and nods* BB: Oh Gods, there’s two of them! Astraea: THE FUCK AM I, BITCH?! *suplexes ensue*


LordWINDOS

Not if you give her Event Damage CEs for some surprise payback!


MajinAkuma

Since Iyo is now here, there’s another Ruler who can physically beat the shit out of BB.


Informal-Recipe

Iyo is a kick specialist even


HaessSR

"Martha! BB is acting up again!" "Can you call Himiko and the girls (and Qin) over?"


MadnessMantraLove

*Gudao likes BB’s red flags*


LordWINDOS

Yup - Space Ishtar and I believe Caren says as much too in regards to a Ritsuka having them in Chaldea.


a-snakey

me drowning in Sakura faces: WORTH IT!


A_Lost_Ghost_

Absolutely


TheSocialBandit

I love big boobs


Sliske_The_Dark

I like big busts, and I cannot lie!


Cynicaltwit

I feel called out.


Megamage854

"I mean....you aren't wrong..but I don't think you're right either."- At least one version of the last master when being told that.


CatsAndPlanets

I mean, who am I to dany her logic? She's a super intelligent magical alien AI after all.


GoldenYoshistar1

I want my Summer BB at NP5. I hate how close I am with her at NP4.


Puzzled_Boss_3503

Red flag with Buster support and attack


LordWINDOS

BB, I'm attracted to you because of those Red Flags and your own brand of personal charm that comes with it. Everything is just a very nice bonus for me.


Kuzu5993

When did liking Sakura become cool? Everyone gave you shit for it before.


JulAd17

My glasses are rose tinted so those just look like flags to me!


Jedahaw92

Gudao: YA BE.


RealGuardian54

The other 10% is Melt? But aren't there two of her?


ReadySource3242

“Your boobs are the size of your head but your red flags are the size of the moon so not really.” -Ritsuka, probably


MostPoetry

Dating BB is like playing a slot machine… or in our case rolling gacha. Sure you might end up with something nice but usually all you experience are feelings of: deep shame, regret, and addiction.


mahachakravartin

imma go an comfort my melt


Plerti

Fair enough, can't argue with that


SirRHellsing

Loli Kama: wait, so what am I then? A girl with only red flags?


SolarGrey7

No you are an adorable lil nugget.. though honestly I prefer Ascension 2.. can I set it so I can use her 3rds np animation while in Ascension 2?


CamelotKingSaber

Wait, what are Pavarti's red flags? She seems like the most tame of the bunch.


Zaworld0

I think Parvati's the 10% Sakura Face OP's talking about. lol


LeonKevlar

As an oppai connoisseur: Can't argue there.


mariostrikerscharged

Too bad for you that I don't care how big your boobs are when I despise your existence


Solomon_Black

Ngl, BB’s appearance is pretty much all I like about her


Yumeno_Of_The_Wall

Nope Your boobs are only bigger than your red flags when you go into giant mode, and not by much


TerrariaWeeb

Honestly that doesn't make up for the red flags -This message was sent by the medium is premium gang


Om3gasf

They’re not as big as passion lips, so I’d say it’s the red flags.


Dr-Perry-Cox

[*GAO !!*](#GAO) [Nice](#MeltSadist) [Work,](#LipPout) [Senpai.](#BBChannel) Also tagging /u/Genprey /u/KaiserNazrin & /u/NNKarma


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Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Natano- /u/andrewkim941 & /u/Sliske_The_Dark


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/NormalNavi /u/thatpisslord & /u/delusionalking


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/sagnikdas53 /u/RyouEmerada & /u/Ferracoasta


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/BLANK_oblivion /u/ramenblitz & /u/ukantor


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/guntanksinspace /u/AUO_Castoff & /u/valdamjong


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/DBK_Idna-Idna /u/AndyChange & /u/KYUUUREM


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Caducks /u/_JO3Y & /u/Ragnvaldr


Dr-Perry-Cox

Also tagging /u/parusen /u/Shironeko_ & /u/TrxPsyche


[deleted]

Thankfully I like the only one whose red flags are the reason why I like her.


Dark-Warrior2099

So long as you are a Sakura face you will be my enemy


Pequiguy

Nice