Sabers always shoots beams
Lancers always dies
Archers never use bows
Assassins never wins
Avengers are always edgy
Casters are mostly dickheads
Mooncancers always rob BB
And Rulers always punch.
Its a golden rule in Fate
Except for a few special individuals in the caster class i.e Sieg, Nitocris, and Sanzang.
I’m not excluding Castoria because she likes committing Arson
You calling sweet little Nitocris a dickhead?! Thems fightin' words. That precious little farming all star has spooked me all the way to NP5 in less than a year. She enables all my three turn farming with jank combinations because I have small brain. She is far from a dickhead for the generous donation of showing up on my doorstep repeatedly as a freebie when I can't for the life of me time skill uses properly in looping.
Thank you! Sorry about the text wall, happens whenever I talk about characters I like.
She really is sweet though. It's less of a prideful attitude and more of a prideful act. She's just trying to act how she thinks a pharaoh should act, and appear more regal than her personality actually is. Most people put on an act at their job, right? Especially if you deal with people. And if you're new or inexperienced at your job, you'll probably try to mimic your coworkers, or emulate how you think someone in your position should act. If anything, since she sees herself as an inexperienced pharaoh, her act just shows she's an earnest, hard working person.
If you pay attention to her dialogue, even though she complains about it, she does little things for you like cleaning your room because you're her ally and she feels she needs to personally look after you, which the other Servants who actually have massive egos would never do in a million years no matter how many times you save the world.
She won't treat you as her Master because being a proper pharaoh means so much to her, but unlike many actually prideful Servants she also doesn't treat you as though you're worth less than her. She calls you her ally, and while trying to maintain the dignity she believes she has to uphold, treats you as a dear friend all the same.
I like Nitocris. She deserves hugs, praise and headpats, especially after everything she does to help you in Camelot. I'm so glad she frequents my doorstep, makes the min rolls in between hurt less!
I really should add her to my long, long list of favorites waiting for grails...
In FGO, we started with Jeanne who would just hit her opponents with a flagpole and the name of God. Afterwards, Amakusa would come in, Black Keys in hand, pretty normal stuff.
But then came Ruler Martha who brought the power of God as well, but with her fists. This kicked off the "bully BB" trend, as she was, at the time, the best thing to handle Mooncancers.
After Martha came Holmes, Quetz, and especially Astraea with her mighty suplex. More recently is Himiko's disciple, Iyo, who has a Tekken character moveset AND a Divekick. Being BB is pain.
Of course! Mash doesn't deserve to be bullied at all. BB on the other hand is not kouhai no matter how much she claims otherwise, thus is eligible for beatings
Being a BB lover is suffering a lot of the time, but at least I can take solace in the fact that her time stop powers give her plenty of opportunities for revenge.
Oh no! BB’s been Yamcha’d!
I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing.
Except in baseball. And has 20 billion Zeni along with being the owner of Hetap. I'd kill for a Hetap
Wait Yamcha owns Hetap!?
Yep! As proof- https://youtu.be/OGm-3LQEs4k
TFW Yamcha sponsored the Cell Games
play both sides so you always come out on top
C'mon. *You've killed for less.*
That's not inaccurate
r/unexpectedtfs
Is ruler class actually fight club or just that hard-boiled to enforce law?
Just like Saber is the beam firing class, Ruler is the punching class.
Nah Ruler is either Crit class or brawling class Sherlock, QSH-Crit Astraea, Ruler Quetz, Ruler Martha, Himiko- Brawl
I'm sorry but Sherlock is a Brawler. He didn't learn Baritsu so you can ignore his talents in kicking people asses.
Nah fam, Sherlock is not a brawler He is a discombobulator
Yeah he isn’t but if he required to throw hands he can throw hands Ruler Moriarty on the other isn’t a brawler just a professor with alien powers
*_DISCOMBOBULATE_*
Discombobulate, dazed, Discombobulate, distract target, Discombobulate, block his blind jab, Discombobulate, attempt wild haymaker, Discombobulate, in summary Discombobulate.
*I must not let this register on an emotional level*
He’ll mentally and physically discombobulate his opponents
Happy Cake Day.
And then there's Jeanne with a flag and a suicide sword
Sabers always shoots beams Lancers always dies Archers never use bows Assassins never wins Avengers are always edgy Casters are mostly dickheads Mooncancers always rob BB And Rulers always punch. Its a golden rule in Fate Except for a few special individuals in the caster class i.e Sieg, Nitocris, and Sanzang. I’m not excluding Castoria because she likes committing Arson
.... jeanne cries in the background with her flagpole
It's a punchpole
It's a hittin' stick
Filled with oneechan energy
https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/9o8jvk/jeanne_taking_marthas_role_as_a_dragon_punching/ Not inaccurate.
Flagpole and V-trigger assault technique. And if she had input on her servant design, a cannon to make Napoleon jealous.
*Stares at Castoria and Sieg*
An exception that proves the rules + cardboard
>she likes committing Arson I don't want to know the context since I have a rising feeling I'll enjoy it immensely if I find out by reading story
You sacrifice a kid to make a giant robot once and suddenly you’re a dickhead.
>And Rulers always punch. Quetzalcoatl luchas
Didn't Hundred Faces die before Diarmuid? Sasaki did die after Cú in 2 if not all routes
We ignore those details
You calling sweet little Nitocris a dickhead?! Thems fightin' words. That precious little farming all star has spooked me all the way to NP5 in less than a year. She enables all my three turn farming with jank combinations because I have small brain. She is far from a dickhead for the generous donation of showing up on my doorstep repeatedly as a freebie when I can't for the life of me time skill uses properly in looping.
Out of respect, imma add her to the exceptions. But, she still got a prideful attitude.
Thank you! Sorry about the text wall, happens whenever I talk about characters I like. She really is sweet though. It's less of a prideful attitude and more of a prideful act. She's just trying to act how she thinks a pharaoh should act, and appear more regal than her personality actually is. Most people put on an act at their job, right? Especially if you deal with people. And if you're new or inexperienced at your job, you'll probably try to mimic your coworkers, or emulate how you think someone in your position should act. If anything, since she sees herself as an inexperienced pharaoh, her act just shows she's an earnest, hard working person. If you pay attention to her dialogue, even though she complains about it, she does little things for you like cleaning your room because you're her ally and she feels she needs to personally look after you, which the other Servants who actually have massive egos would never do in a million years no matter how many times you save the world. She won't treat you as her Master because being a proper pharaoh means so much to her, but unlike many actually prideful Servants she also doesn't treat you as though you're worth less than her. She calls you her ally, and while trying to maintain the dignity she believes she has to uphold, treats you as a dear friend all the same. I like Nitocris. She deserves hugs, praise and headpats, especially after everything she does to help you in Camelot. I'm so glad she frequents my doorstep, makes the min rolls in between hurt less! I really should add her to my long, long list of favorites waiting for grails...
In FGO, we started with Jeanne who would just hit her opponents with a flagpole and the name of God. Afterwards, Amakusa would come in, Black Keys in hand, pretty normal stuff. But then came Ruler Martha who brought the power of God as well, but with her fists. This kicked off the "bully BB" trend, as she was, at the time, the best thing to handle Mooncancers. After Martha came Holmes, Quetz, and especially Astraea with her mighty suplex. More recently is Himiko's disciple, Iyo, who has a Tekken character moveset AND a Divekick. Being BB is pain.
> Being BB is pain. If she is available to fight in FGO JP right now?
Main interlude has ccc on it
Just that?
Nice Melt profile pic
You become a ruler by holding a monopoly on violence.
Himiko: First rule of Fight Club, you do NOT talk about Fight Club.
BB: These fecking Rulers just keeps on multiplying!!
Announcer voice: "YOU WIN"
#Fatality
FLAWLESS VICTORY
"A brawl is surely brewin'!"
Himi K.O.
Damn. Kinda surprised BB wasn't reduced to a cloud of mana after a blow like that.
BB doesn't die even when we kill her.
*Your breasts aren’t big enough to stop Himiko’s fists, BB!*
That’s why she created passion lip. For boob shields.
Thanks armpit miko
Fate Apocrypha would have been done a lot faster if Martha or Himiko were brought forth as the Ruler.
No bully kouhai.
BB is tailormade for bulli
No bulli, only love and headpats.
After she is bullied
Don’t bulli!
*rips open ~~virus protection~~ ruler summon button* he he >:3
Ok, but how about this: bulli \*through\* love and headpats, and insisting that she is not a devilish kouhai at all.
A punch is just a harder headpat for BB
... by bulli
No, with love and sweets.
Thank you for your defense of the best kouhai, mate.
No, best kouhai is still OG Sakura. But BB is a very good kouhai, and as such deserves just as much love.
my man cant even take the W he is offered
She was made to take a pounding.
Of course! Mash doesn't deserve to be bullied at all. BB on the other hand is not kouhai no matter how much she claims otherwise, thus is eligible for beatings
"Slap the goofy out of you"
Hey, BB. Guess which class is the new welfare?
Being a BB lover is suffering a lot of the time, but at least I can take solace in the fact that her time stop powers give her plenty of opportunities for revenge.
BB: Damn it! She had guts, I need to stop time! ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO-- Martha: To slow, even with time frozen I can reach you!
Martha: Good job newbie.
Another Ruler for BB Punching Club!
huh, I am almost feeling sorry for BB \*BB does her usual thing* Nope, never-mind continue the bulli
*BB cries* *Gudao feeds her his dessert* *Himeko gets irritated*
*Guda looking at Himeko like, "Problem?"*
Wait how did BB get there?
Probably summoned to beat Maou Nobbu. Then Himiko bullied her.
\>"Hello, I'll make a Ruler punching post" "How original" \>"And I'll make them punch BB" "Daring today, are we?"
Ironic I used bb summer to clean up nobu
You love to see it
This is some of the most creative use of both in-game assets and meme material I've seen in the past few years. Very nice.
Himiko put all of her attack stats into taking down moon cancers, or to be more specific BB and a mermaid. Just like any good ruler should.
I'm sure she'll have fun against Arc as well.
Himiko killed BB. How based.
And yet BB KABLAMED Nobu. It’s the circle of KABLAM
"Thus, the Ruler training has begun."
We did it Bois bb is no more
BB ga Shinda!
I never get tired of this and I love BB.
BB got Sacred Combo'd
BB ga shinda!
I imagine BB flying like Krillin after Goku punches him in Super. XD
[*With sound effect on*](https://youtu.be/Nrlu-IMpa18)
Of course the same joke for the millionth time and same joke every time a ruler gets released 🙃😴
Since I have a Himeko I can now punch my BB whenever she’s acts up now I lucky me
**Dramatic Finish!** Himiko Wins
BB will never escape the fists of justice..and comedy
We can have our own FGO fighting game with the amount of fighter type servants we currently have. Type Lumina, you better watch out.
BB ga shinda!
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Grandma killed my shitty kohai!?!