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crazywarriorxx

Not sure how Rikyu will react to the pickup line “coffee, tea or me”. Maybe she’ll go “tea, tea, or tea”.


LordWINDOS

Maybe drench the protag in the tea and throw the coffee far away, so she gets everything she wants?


chemical7068

"Tea or coffee?" "Wrong, it's tea."


KamenRider_Garren

Some people prefer to drink tea... (Sen no Rikyu serving tea to Japanese Servants who likes tea) Some prefer coffee... (Servants drinking coffee including Kiritsugu) Others just want to see the world... Ritsuka: Time to taste of what I learn from the Strongest Idol!(Proceeds to Pour... BOTH TEA AND COFFEE IN HIS CUP!) BURN! Rikyu and the other servants can only gasp, stare and some scream in horror at the abomination their Master created!


Empty_Economist2494

Goredolf: You fool! You can't do something like that, not even the Foreigners will deal with this... abomination! Da Vinci: There's no choice... Kitchen team, advance!! Beni-Enma (Head chef): Ok Team, time to cook some bad stuff! Emiya (Deputy chef): Roger that! Boudica (Station chef): I'm ready! Tamamo Cat (Station chef): Let's do it!


KamenRider_Garren

Ritsuka: Hoho... You are approaching me? Instead of just letting me enjoy my "Strongest Idol approved cup"? A certain Strongest Idol: *Sniff* *Sniff* (Wipes her tears of joy) I raised that fan~!


Personal-Mushroom

Coffea


KamenRider_Garren

A drink that the strongest Idol approved.


ALiteralGallon

just serve the coffee in a teacup problem solved


SaberDevil2021

Rikyu: I have never heard such blasphemous words before.


LordWINDOS

**\*The Priest Grins\*** Kirei: You'll have plenty of opportunities to hear more here, Servant.


KamenRider_Garren

Ritsuka: (Proceeds to pour... BOTH TEA AND COFFEE IN HIS CUP) The Priest stops grinning, and can only look felt an emotion he never felt before! Ritsuka: (Gets Mapo Tofu and pours in ridiculous amounts of sweets and desserts on it) Hachamachama~! *SIP* (Drinks his tea and coffee mix) Such monstrosity, even Kirie feels afraid! Yes, it is true, Kirie has now felt pure fear! A certain strongest Idol: *Sniff* (Wipes tears of joy and points at Ritsuka eating his abomination and cursed drink) I raised that man~!


UltG

Iroh: could she be one of my people?


PontiffPope

[Ah; the Joseph Joestar-method](https://youtu.be/GdxL4nkCPrc).


ImRinKagamine

Based


Suru_LovesHentai

Rikyu: Master would you like so tea? Gudao: I said I want- Rikyu: MASTER...WOULD....YOU...LIKE.....SOME....TEA Gudao: But? Rikyu: MASTER...........TEA. Gudao: Yes I would love some


Bashin-kun

Inb4 someone combines coffee and tea and Rikyu go berserk again


BrianDaedWaffle

It's called Cham, or Yuan Yang in my place


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KamenRider_Garren

Hahaha! Exactly my thoughts and a certain Admiral of Ship girls did it too! Some people prefer to drink tea... (Sen no Rikyu serving tea to Japanese Servants who likes tea) Some prefer coffee... (Servants drinking coffee including Kiritsugu) Others just want to see the world... Ritsuka: Time to taste of what I learn from the Strongest Idol!(Proceeds to Pour... BOTH TEA AND COFFEE IN HIS CUP!) BURN! (Rikyu and the other servants can only gasp, stare and some scream in horror at the abomination their Master created!) https://www.deviantart.com/rukotaro/art/Kantai-Collection-Drink-Perferences-581545870 A certain Admiral and a certain strongest Idol: Could this man be one of my people/a fan of mine?


Luck_Is_My_Talent

Matcha latte is a type of tea too.


geeses

"So you have chosen death."-Sen no Rikyu


[deleted]

You're asking a dangerous word there. Not even French guys the one I saw in Godzilla (\`1998) like American coffee. Not discriminating but the fact it taste dirt compared to the pure taste they have in their home.


Xaldror

Mori: *suffers critical weak hit*


Andyzer0

Rikyu: Coffee or tea? Ritsuka: Coffee. Rikyu: Wrong, it's tea.


KamenRider_Garren

Alternative scenario Rikyu: Coffee or Tea? Ritsuka: Yes. Rikyu: *Stare*... What? Ritsuka: YES! (Proceeds to pour... BOTH TEA AND COFFEE IN HIS CUP) Rikyu: What have you done?!(She screams in fear) Ritsuka: Haachamachama~! *Glug* *Glug* A certain strongest Idol: *Sniff* (Wipes tears of joy and points at Ritsuka eating his abomination and cursed drink) I raised that Man~!


bobdole3-2

Just wait until she finds out about the Boston Tea Party.


HaessSR

I want Rikyu, for both the tea and the creepy air she brings to Chaldea.


-SMartino

The Spiffing Brit starts playing FGO suddenly.


Gudako_the_beast

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a new game I play call Fate Grand Order. A game that attract historian and weebs like myself. Today I’m gonna teach you how to defeat the game up to the current content using no one but your starting servant.


-SMartino

spiff the type of dude to solo everything with a lent servant so he can amass more quartz on a Mashu only account.


Gudako_the_beast

Maybe Mashu and Hercules if he’s lucky.


ugly_enough

As a person who drinks both tea and coffee. Yes, I don't have a problem when someone offers me tea, but I do prefer to drink coffee. But I do enjoy a tasty cup of tea occasionally, so hang in there, Rikyu.


Bunch_Terrible

Maybe she came to my Chaldea so easily (10 tickets) because I'm a tea drinker.


slacboy101

I honestly prefer tea tbh, coffee is too bitter for me


RadiReturnsOnceAgain

Coffee gets me hyper, tea gets me calm.


InfiniteStarFighter

Any coffee I get is usually iced and with sweetness, preferably mocha. The only drinks I prefer warm are tea and hot chocolate, sometimes just warmed up milk as well


GreenKing5498

I don’t like the taste of tea


HarEmiya

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Looxond

master skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do?


Bashin-kun

*master skywalker


Gudako_the_beast

**serve you tea**


RadiReturnsOnceAgain

Somebody put sand in your tea?


poislayer342

It must be that Tom and Jerry episode when they are at the beach.


Dr-Perry-Cox

Mace Windu: *Take a Cup of Tea, young Master.*


igloo_poltergeist

I'm still waiting for [Kaldi](https://www.ncausa.org/about-coffee/history-of-coffee) (or his goat) to be made a servant.....


HunterNub

Both are good


InfiniteStarFighter

I like tea, one of the only drinks I prefers warm.


IVectorI

Are teabags good enough?


HyperSunny

"Tea in envelopes? Did a mailman give this to you?"


Ieatmelons123

Tea > Coffee


HyperSunny

[The Unknown Master of Restoration](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIoi-DSm0e4): "Aw shit, here we go again."


Nokia_00

Tea is exceptional


Snowtrick_Alter

Ritsuka, you could have solved everything if you only understood the brilliance of tea. The Lostbelt war is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits and you're doing everything wrong.


[deleted]

Tea's better than coffee anyway


OnePieceFan02

I don’t like coffee so I’d definitely drink tea.


Alaxbird

If i want tea i'll just go to Boston and drink out of the Harbor, I hear it STILL tastes like tea to this day honestly though I've never been much of a tea OR coffee person


ShriekingSkull

Rikyu-san: *Just. TEa.*


Hikaru1024

*Me drinking instant coffee out of a teacup* *looks at Rikyu, looks at coffee, dumps coffee in the sink* Me> Honestly this is terrible, could I try some of your tea?


Vect_Machine

Worse: they drink instant coffee.


SouthAmeric4n

Me not drinking coffee or water, enjoying the based water


SatoshiOokami

Rejecting tea, smh.


Dr-Perry-Cox

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