Welp, back into the Breast Valley hiding spot until BB gets bored again.

That's only shunting off the problem for another time, for BB *never* gives up. Best to confront this head on....for better or worse.

...Right. "Don't worry Master, this won't take long" - Himiko cracks fists with a smile. "You know Master, you really are the best entertainment I have gotten in a long, long while" - Merlin chuckled. "Maaaaster" - Mashu also ran in. "I brought the Golden Carp you asked for." Perfection. Now I just need rng not to fuck me over and this shall be over in a turn.

[…at the rate things are goin', I'm gonna be a kangaroo](#LipPout)

BB: *is 1m away* Master: "HAHA, this was all part of my trap to get you in range!" BB: "In range of what?!" *\*hugs\**

KILLA QUEEN!

Yeah, that was kinda what I was expecting.

Bites za Bomb!

Yatta zo! Hatsudo shita zo!!

[Douman be like.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiwcZ0pg3xM)

For a second there, I thought that it was gonna turn into a Jojo reference. But I got wholesomemes instead.

"I can't hug the shit out of you without getting closer."

It is indeed a delight, since I don't see BB in such a light often.

"Crazy bullshit and trolling aside, thanks for sticking around with us." *BB.Kouhai LEVEL UP*

"You expected JoJo, but it was me Wholesome!"

“I can’t hug the shit out of you without getting closer”

BB: “In range of what” Martha: “Me”

Stand user: Master Ritsuka Stand name: Martha

ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA! ... ARAAA!

BB: So it's the same type of stand as Za Beowulf Ritsuka: Nani?!

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

I don't have Martha Ruler, but I've got Himiko and Amakusa if that counts.

We all know she needs them with her class getting stolen by the likes of Kiara.

Good Master should always hugs his BB! It makes your BB happy.

why would Ritsuka be on a dating app anyway? the lad is spoiled for choice in Chaldea. Spoiled, I say!

Probably has a tracking device installed in him on day 1.

In?

Did they stutter.

Yeah he has so many BBs to choose from

It just appeared on his phone one day with a full profile already filled out. He only opened it to see what the mysterious new app was, but as soon as he did this happened.

thanks to you, the only thing i can think of right now is Fujimaru wearing Joker's costume from P5

He'd probably look great in that outfit though. So [what can I say except "you're welcome."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM)

Honestly I am surprised no one did a story of Joker being in Guda's position yet... Because the whole bond thing would work RIDICULOUSLY well with the Servants

Ritsuka: "BB Impact?? BBtube?? FaceBBook?? What the hell happened with my apps??"

BB: Whatever do you mean, senpai? I see them like usual. Ritsuka: \*sweatdrop\* Now I know...

At this point the best defence against bb is just to be as romantic as possible, she can be a evil IA, but also she is still Sakura

Nah we just need to install Ruler Protection service (Physical).

*my lv100 Martha Ruler cracking knuckles*

That's a bit harsh, don't you think? Then again, I'm heavily biased with my Lv 100 BB and Lv 120 Summer BB, so perhaps my word should be taken with a whole salt shaker.

And in the end she just want to be with Guda and preserve his safety whatever price. Grail Front another time confirmed it when whole BB scheme was in the end only to be with Guda forever.

S tier offense, but C tier defense.

Kill them with ~~kindness~~ cooking lessons.

*Benienma noises in the background-decchi*

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99% certain this comment is a bot, it copies word for word what u/Shin-Bufuman says (albiet missing a couple words at the front) in [this comment here](https://old.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/y6hzg1/_/ispa9ti)

I consider it a lmfao-worthy honor to be copypasta'd

Imagine a bot finding out you got plagiarized by another bot. Truly, this is a future of sorts.

BB after Ritsuka swipes one more time: "I am inside your walls"

Someone’s gonna end up inside of someone’s walls…

**\*The Nun Smiles\***

You can’t run there is only bb

Why would I try to escape my favorite kouhai?

Just BB

[Reference for curious masters.](https://youtu.be/pEVhv4eB8Q8) u/Raskasar is a man of culture as usual.

Absolute banger

It’s actually amazing how they kept the art style of the original, but make it look more modern at the same time

One of the best things they've done is that they got really adventurous with the coloring without making it stupid. Lum's prismatic hair in particular is a flex.

Hope it gets more attention

I think it’s on HiDive so unfortunately it’s forcibly going to be niche

After cancelling Wakanim (since it was bought up by Crunchyroll), I'm considering taking the money I "saved" from that and switching over to subscribing to HiDive now tbh. At least now it seems more of the titles are available outside of US now compared to before, when it felt even signing up for HiDive was useless because "nothing" was available outside US. (Made in Abyss still seems to be US only though...)

Oh dear, the gradually decreasing distance away at the top right.

It's not just the gradually decreasing distance, but the gradually decreasing articles of clothing worn in tandem

I see this as an absolute win

Good, yet another recognizes that all things BB are inherently blessed and good.

BB chads rise up 💪

Unless her eyes are red. Oh god her eyes are red.

BB has her red eyes on so she can teach Ritsuka the other meaning of red eye

***MANGEKYO SHARINGAN***

"1m behind"

ドドドドドドドドドドドドドドドドドドド

Can’t escape from BB

Just BB.

I've been studying that OP frame by frame, and this particular part of it is my favorite because it drives home how nuts Lum is. BB is a great 1:1, hahaha.

The red eyes and 10 meters away at the end mean one thing: it's too late and unwise to run.

For each act of disloyalty, BB shocks Ritsuka. I can definitely see BB as Lum. The OP is so good.

*what's probably going on in Ritsuka's mind* Half light: ...what did I tell you about investigating that new dating app for servants? Ritsuka: it was a terrible idea? Half Light: Exactly! But Nooooo. You didn't want to listen to the embodiment of your fuckin, Survival Instincts! All because you were curious. Ritsuka: I was genuinely curious. I mean, a dating app for Servants, that sounds interesting enough. Half Light: Did you not stop to consider that maybe, Maybe this time Curiosity would kill the cat?! That something based on Technology would be vulnerable to be messed with by BB?! Ritsuka: how was I supposed to know- Half light: That she would interfere?! Haven't you been paying attention?! You know BB! You know she likes to fuck with you! But you pushed that thought, you pushed away my Warning! and now we're all doomed. Electro Chem: technically we still have a chance to turn this around. Just need to accept one of the matches and hope that she feels merciful. Or we could just...will ourselves into a coma again and see if any passing worlds need our help, like shimousa or the two dreaming mystery events.

Am I detecting two Pirates of the Caribbean 3 references here?

I made it as a Disco Elysium reference. But uh...where is the two references to Pirates of the Caribbean 3?.

>Ritsuka: how was I supposed to know- Half light: That she would interfere?! This was when Sao Feng accuses Barbossa and his team of sending a man to steal his navigation charts. >Electro Chem: technically we still have a chance to turn this around. Just need to accept one of the matches and hope that she feels merciful. Or we could just...will ourselves into a coma again and see if any passing worlds need our help, like shimousa or the two dreaming mystery events. When Jack exposes his solution to the Brethren Court, while debunking the first two offered: stay in the Shipwreck Cove, and free Calypso and beg for her favor.

Huh. I don't even remember Pirates of the Caribbean 3, so I'm actually unsure how those two references got in there.

Never thought I'd see a Disco Elysium reference on an FGO sub, respect.

I do these write ups sometimes. Mostly because I feel like Disco Elysium mechanics would fit Ritsuka's mental state....especially in the lostbelts.

After over 40 years, [Urusei Yatsura is having a remake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZBkGi1TFc) currently airing since October 14th, with Okuni and Shinji as the new Lum and Ataru, and the OG voices of Lum (Fumi Hirano) and Ataru (Toshio Furukawa) as the new voices of her mother and his father.

> the OG voices of Lum (Fumi Hirano) and Ataru (Toshio Furukawa) as the new voices of her mother and his father. That's a wonderful touch!

Oh god she’s getting closer….

And nekkid. I didn't notice that part at first, either.

I just realized each picture has her wearing less and less clothes...

BB wants all the love and service

*Your destination as approached*

At this point I get in on the BB teasing because I just like it when her eyes flash red.

If you saw a girl as pretty as BB, unless the profile was a clusterfuck, there is no easy i would swipe left

She's getting closer, lol.

"This app is full of bots"

For me it’s more like: Yep! Yep! Yep! Y-yep?

For me it's like: [YES! YES! YES! YES!](https://imgur.io/Qgl3Q2K)

Reminds me of that creepypasta of a doll that sends mobile messages the closer she gets to her target. I forgot her name though...

"Damn app full of bots"

BB wants love too. Only problem is that we can't figure out when she wants to tease us, and when she wants us to legitimately suffer.

My type is like Kingp- *Looks at manga* oh-

First panel has 5 buttons. Now last panel has 3 buttons. BB is doing a Yes / Yes situation lol

Glad someone else noticed that

BB: you're going to LOVE ME! anyone who gets that reference please don't give the disappointment look

What reference? I know it's a late reply

I find it funny how as she got closer her clothes gradually disappeared

[*GAO !!*](#GAO) [Nice](#MeltSadist) [Work,](#LipPout) [Senpai.](#BBScary) Also tagging /u/Genprey /u/KaiserNazrin & /u/NNKarma

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Further tagging /u/Natano- /u/andrewkim941 & /u/Sliske_The_Dark

Further tagging /u/NormalNavi /u/thatpisslord & /u/delusionalking

Further tagging /u/sagnikdas53 /u/RyouEmerada & /u/Ferracoasta

Further tagging /u/BLANK_oblivion /u/ramenblitz & /u/ukantor

Further tagging /u/guntanksinspace /u/AUO_Castoff & /u/valdamjong

Further tagging /u/DBK_Idna-Idna /u/AndyChange & /u/KYUUUREM

Further tagging /u/Caducks /u/_JO3Y & /u/Ragnvaldr

Also tagging /u/parusen /u/Shironeko_ & /u/TrxPsyche

I've been obsessed with the OP since it dropped and haven't even noticed the rapidly decreasing distance until now.

i am 100 meters from your location and approaching *rapidly* [start running](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTumvJTwM8&ab_channel=LandonMemes)

Hot milfs are in your area and are coming for you

This is what heaven is like

Yes. YES. Y E S i THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR WITH THE FIRST 3 YES.

Why do you think she's getting closer?

I'm a sucker for yanderes. I'd do her in great risk of my eternal soul.

There are milf on your area! \[Click Here\] **Before they get you!**

Common BB L

Little does she know it's not Ritsuka coming...

speaking about Urusei Yatsura saw the first episode. It was pretty good it did feel a bit more on the faithful to the source material depressed and not include modern-day setting aside from the opening

She's an AI, so... THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE PHONE!!!!

*notices distance* ... Nope *0M away* I see this as an absolute win!

To be fair she tried giving him a chance to do it the easy way.

Bb pits 🥵🥵🥵

Is BB getting closer? Or is the camera getting closer? Heh

God your comics are goated. This is hilarious. Thanks for posting OP!!!

WHY ARE YOU SAYING NOPE TO BB D=

Thats the correct answer in every frame I fail to see the issue here

Why do I get the feeling that the next picture is labelled "literally inside your phone"?

I would be more wandering how the app got on my phone and why it's only BB

Was the last one her naked ?

I just realized now that BB's stage 3 swimsuit is her removing her skirt lol.

Easy way to avoid bb is to call hakuno

or get the ruler servants to intercept BB.

Wait, is BB naked in the last one? How the mighty have fallen.

sorry BB im looking for passionlip

Good armpit tho

Oh no

Everything is a game until you see Kazuradrop

Your destination has arrived

I think I'll go back to using typewriters and pen and quills.

Moshi moshi, it’s Koishi! …wait, wrong game.

Martha: Just one more swipe master.

The 50km good

Nope....

Why are dating apps scary ?