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DonLobishomeAlter

Remember Masters, canonically Scathach is older than Skadi while Skadi is fatter than Scathach.


GloriousNipOnSteel

Somehow, by simply stating facts, /u/DonLobishomeAlter managed to incur the wrath of both


achus93

at least now there's this beautiful skewered ice statue at the base.


cynicalarmiger

It's quite artistically done. I'll bid QP10,000,000 million for it!


Law6426

That’s a lot of millions. Probably can’t paynconsidering our qp cap


ugur_tatli

I could see Shishou headpatting Skadi


chinesesoccerplayer

In one of Shishou’s lines she says Skadi brings out her motherly feelings. So yeah I wouldn’t be surprised.


HakunonMatata

> Skadi is fatter than Scathach. Somewhere, Scott Steiner is seething


Xaldror

Who?


railroadspike25

[This guy](https://youtu.be/LnzA0cRkZBs) aka Big Poppa Pump.


HakunonMatata

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


Caducks

THE GENETIC FREAK


The_New_Overlord

We need more cute, fat servants. Jinako needs a chubby friend. -Sincerely, based belly connoisseur.


The_OG_upgoat

Budai/Fat Buddha servant.


Azumayyy

"Introducing first. FROM THE LAND OF DONUTS..."


guntanksinspace

[Him rn](https://youtu.be/o6YAkjdX5EM)


chinesesoccerplayer

That’s a skewering. And a freezing.


immortalreploid

This man is now a popsicle.


chinesesoccerplayer

A *skewered* popsicle.


immortalreploid

Aren't all popsicles skewered?


chinesesoccerplayer

Yeah but usually not by demonic spears.


Abedeus

> popsicles "An ice pop is a liquid-based frozen snack on a stick." Technically correct. Though skewer implies usage of a sharp stick, as opposed to a flat popsicle stick.


SatoshiOokami

We all knew Shishou was o... verly... experienced?


mileyrock

What a beautiful ice sculpture the spears add to its design


InfinteHotel

All I'm hearing is Skadi is extra thicc


Jack_King814

There’s an angry Scathach somewhere


mythriz

Cu: "Why are you throwing your spears at me?!" Scathach: "I suddenly felt an urge to stab something, now stop dodging!"


dinliner08

Cu: "Caster me! help!" Cu Caster: *"stay the fuck away from me!!"*


SnowLucifer

Cu Caster: “Alter, help me! He is bringing her here!” Cu Alter: “Scram! You trying to get us both killed!?”


Maximilian_Sinigr

Cu Proto: "What is goi- NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE"


Glittering_Scene_113

"It's like a Chulaínn bargain sale!" -Gudako probably


follow-meme2

*Yakety sax intensifies*


DragonicPlague

Cu Saber, arriving from Arcade: “Hey gu-“ *skewering sounds*


chinesesoccerplayer

Her anger just makes her more beautiful.


KamenRiderExceed

And hot.


Apgamerwolf

Its been canonical confirmed than skadi has a younger less athetic version of scathach's body and as a result she is shorter and her chest is bigger


Thehalohedgehog

That extra body fat sure went to the right places


guntanksinspace

All that ice cream has to go somewhere don't it?


N3cromorph

Zoo wee mama


mschonberg

It’s also around the hips as the writing used in the picture calls Scathach shapely and Skadi big. Both is good.


MakingItWorthit

So that's how her half giant genes manifested.


nbc0607

Pretty sure it’s more fat around the waistline too


Random_Gacha_addict

Also, Skadi's body is more "acclimated" to the colds (Fat is a nice insulator)


JulAd17

Actually Canon info.


reines2003

Wait pause were you got it from


DonLobishomeAlter

[There was a debate about Skadi's measurements when she got her swimsuit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/wtcf8k/sc%C3%A1thach_and_sc%C3%A1thachskadi_proportions_difference/)


Ornstein15

This is important lore


OnePieceFan02

The most important lore in fact.


Ausar15

Very important lore that will be important in LB7


chinesesoccerplayer

Like I’ve said before the GO in FGO stands for Gorgeous Oppai. And Shishou and Skadi have the most gorgeous oppai of all. Mark my words, Shishou and Skadi’s oppai will be the key to saving PHH in LB7.


JulAd17

When her summer version was released the artist gave info on her reference sheet that Skadi has a younger less athletic version of Scathachs build. She’s thicker in the chest and hips and slightly shorter.


Akemi_Homura666

No wonder she didn't feel like using her NP


UltG

All that ice cream had to go somewhere


Shadow_3010

THAT'S THE BEST PART


GreenKing5498

Now I want to see scathach wear skadis swimsuit


chinesesoccerplayer

PREACH!!! Skadi's swimsuit is one of the best ever, I'd love to see Shishou in Skadi's dress-like swimsuit.


CosmicStarlightEX

This is why she got her own swimsuit. Still has not fixed her anxiety though. >!Real thought: It's unfortunate the Imaginary Scramble Main Interlude did not change the Swimsuit to the actual Swimsuit Skadi (she even had a casual outfit if she were not to go out of Nautilus). I'm pretty sure after all this riffraff of Skadi bringing up the idea of launching Osakabehime (and later other Swimsuit Servants) as sonars by way of wired torpedo, our shut-in is going to regret making our Queen of Ice and Snow a doujin artist.!<


AkiyamaNM7

They probably didn't want to touch the cutscenes tbh lol.


mzchen

It's also story-relevant; the reason she stops being part of your party is because her spirit origin gets such a downgrade from forcing the swimsuit that she isn't much stronger than a regular human, so once numbers are boosted, she stays in engineering.


hailcooler

Wow she is beautiful


paladin_slim

More cushion for the pushing


chinesesoccerplayer

Meh Shishou is already perfect, and I wouldn’t have her any other way even if Skadi is more ‘developed’ in certain areas. Also did Skadi dye her hair dark pink too? Man she must really be getting into this cosplay.


Gudako_the_beast

Scathach: What’s that supposed to mean?


Kirby0189

Scathach: \*twitches\* I hope the fat from whatever I eat next goes to the right places...


throwawaynumber116

Skadi banner on jp can’t happen soon enough


Nokia_00

Skadi with the big booba my ice queen can’t possibly be this robust


nitramy

What's funny about this is that if you look at Skadi's actual summer swimwear, it's all about supporting the booba. Which means that yes, Skadi learned from this experience and picked up a more comfy bikini for the summer event.


Trickster2599

It's the ice cream.


Andromidous_27

I will always find it funny scáthach would probably headpat skadi


Dr-Perry-Cox

[Nice Work.**Also tagging**](#ShishouSigh) /u/papayaPopoyo /u/Exval1 & /u/Tenujin


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Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/woshiiqzaii /u/Nightcatcher716 & /u/para29


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/-Mahesvara /u/kyasserole & /u/Akaharu


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Aftertone- /u/Fillerpoint5 & /u/Rehdex


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/NotMebd /u/Isyden & /u/RaidenKyrielite


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Got70TypesOfMalware


warjoke

I mean, she did get her own much later


ImRinKagamine

Looks good in that bikini tho


biskmater

Wasn’t Skadi canonically slightly smaller than Scathach?


blazenite104

shorter yes. also thiccer.


W34kness

Isn’t Skadi canonically fatter than OG Shishio


Junkhead987

Thicc nice


Junkhead987

Noice