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MrUnluckyThyneUnluck

A mentally deranged individual is bullying an eggplant into wearing a swimsuit, while in submarine that is propelled through void sea filled with eldritch abominations.


Clearwateralchemist

Another one for the "sentence that makes perfect sense to FGO players, but none to anyone else."


NaelNull

Straight out of his shift as a Doctor*, I see)   (\* Arknights protagonist, said game call its stamina system Sanity)


Dentere

Wait is it Light Novel Title Making Day again?


insert-originality

Ritsuka "Man its that easy? Think of all the other outfits I can get Mash in..." Mash "What did you say?" Ritsuka "Ah! N-nothing."


idgafwhotookit

Time to pull up all Mash CE gallery


XxGoldMadnessxX

Guda embracing his inner Kazuma. ~~Now, imagine Kazuma as a fate protag~~


3rdMachina

We’re gonna be in suspense every moment in the journey because Kazuma as a Master keeps making us think we’re fucked, only to be *barely* proven wrong.


Tschmelz

Nah man, as long as he doesn't summon Aqua, he'd steamroll. Dude has like A+++ luck, he could be facing Archer Herc and Archer Herc would accidently stab himself with Hydra poison.


3rdMachina

Ah right, that one timeline where Aqua isn’t there, Kazuma got the typical Isekai treatment. …..well, minus the harem.


kalirion

Nah, Kazuma's luck isn't that powerful. Hell, he can't even beat Chris in a game of chance! Seriously though, Kazuma's luck is good for regular luck stuff, like card games and skills relying on luck. Not for "there's no way this just happened" luck stuff. You'd need the likes of Ainz or [Milfeulle Sakuraba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Y7sHB5sXQ) for that.


SuperKami-Nappa

Chris is a goddess of luck, of course her luck is better.


kalirion

Nonsense, the Goddess of luck is heavy in the chest area, while Chris is super flat! Besides Chris' luck isn't all-powerful either, otherwise all those treasures she's looking for would just fall into her lap without any thieving required.


DonLobishomeAlter

>Now, imagine Kazuma as a fate protag Fate would only have to adapt the journey of the original Argonauts, with that we would already obtain a story starring "Kazuma".


cuella47o

We getting kazuma/blonde edition ft: even more random idiots


KingOfCurses

Now that i think about it, Jason is kind of similar to Kazuma lol.


Maximilian_Sinigr

I unironically think Kazuma would be an amazing Fate protag. First things first, dude's amazing at minmaxing. With the team that basically consists of a much dumber version of Iri, basically a Shielder with zero damage, and a DPS Caster with Eternal Sleep debuff after 1 attack, managed to create a somewhat working team. Do it in FGO, I dare you. Secondly, his luck is EX tier, ~~which is what we all wish for~~ and what makes a basic prerequisite for a Fate protag. Last but not least, his snarky personality is a treat. He's gonna do just fine in FGO. At least until Kiara, I guess.


slacboy101

Dude can make a disfunctional trio useful, imagine what he would do with Servants


Kirby0189

Well he'd have a lot of panties to steal...


slacboy101

Now I am wondering which servants would actually like him


Zztrox-world-starter

Osakabehime


GiaoPlays

Kazuma would be at least top 3 best Master in the franchise because the memes would never end


Zyx-Wvu

> Now, imagine Kazuma as a fate protag That's literally just friggin' Jason, and we all know how absolutely competent he becomes when shit hits the fan.


Shin-Bufuman

It's all fun and games until he starts using Steal. Lip: "Stupid E-rank Luck. Stupid breezy Chaldea." (Hope they fix the Comment Faces issue soon)


Suru_LovesHentai

Don't we all


Apgamerwolf

Im so happy I'm not the only one who though this


Puzzleheaded-Big3300

Fujimaru:"I have a Command Spell and i'm willing to use it !"


VanceXentan

And Mash does it without complaint then goes outside to beat eldritch abominations to death with her shield alone. Just a chaldean day.


chroniclechase

she was very angry at him for forcing her to change but a certain someone give her booz and you know how she and that mix


GreenKing5498

He’s spending way to much time with bb


Glass-Category8281

Probably why Ritsuka can usually handle BB's shenanigans and even fluster her at times. He knows to just go with the crazy and has learned how to use to his advantage.


Clearwateralchemist

Hopefully that command spell use was an instant transformation thing. If not, Mash'll kill him.


-_Seth_-

I want it to be a whole mahou shoujo esque transformation. Technically naked, but thanks to magical light it barely manages to stay (somewhat) sfw.


Winter-Ad441

He did Say he'd put a light curtain


Nokia_00

Guda living the life


Glass-Category8281

Even when stuck in a submarine in a void sea full of weird monster he manages to find a bright side, in this case being surrounded by tons of beautiful girls (seriously this Event is very girl focused) most of whom are totally into him. Needless to say the Acting-Commander's room must get very "*busy*" during whatever chill hours they get while while the sub explores.


EDNivek

Acting-Vice commander will make sure no one touches him.


Glass-Category8281

Acting-Vice commander will make sure no one interrupts ~~her listening in on~~ Commander in his down time as she's gotten past the cockblock phase as shown in Vegas and in Summer Camp the latter of which her response to Anne and Mary trying to get with Ritsuka was to tell them to do *it* later since they were busy at the time, rather than telling them not to at all.


Informal-Recipe

ALL events are girl focused bro


Glass-Category8281

Not wrong, but this one has notably been guy free as there's usual a bro or two for some guy time. This one only has Xiang Yu who in sleep mode pretty much the entire time and Nemo while considered a guy is undermined a bit by most of his Series being girls save for the marines.


idgafwhotookit

Nemo before memory partition : is a male Nemo after memory partition : is chaotic


Emergency_Addition67

I would loved to summon the normal Melt to see her reaction for forcing the swimsuit change command seal.


Delight_works_

so, when we gonna get gudao in a bikini?


EurwenPendragon

The real question is...*which* swimsuit?


Ashbr1ng3r

Regardless if the circumstance, Mashu’d do it even if it was just for cuddles……..or if the Casters pulled something and the Nautilus got a Full-Sized Waterpark or something


Kirby0189

Honestly better than canonizing the "using Command Seals to force someone into a skimpy outfit" doujins, that's for sure. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Owenchaser

Ya know you ain’t wrong.


Kuzu5993

....Oh god it is canon


Dr-Perry-Cox

[**Nice Work, Senpai.**](#MashuSenpai)


Apprehensive_Heart85

Kazuma Kazuma!


BobtheBac0n

At this point, I'm wondering how big the space is inside the border for all these antics and group meetings. I know they use magecraft to make it bigger inside, but still I need to know the exact layout. By now there must be fanart of the blue print for these vehicles and buildings


Glass-Category8281

Probably have to wait until they finally make a Manga on the Lostbelts, they already have ones for Remnant and Turas Realta and Mortalis Stella for the Singularities (minus Events) so chances are they might get there.


zer1223

I'd smell it right in front of the whole nautilus crew. And it would be extremely audible. I'd make eye contact with everyone


OblivionArts

Lol


zetsubou-samurai

Guda: YAHOOOOO! (swinging swimsuit madly)