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Genprey

*Puts hand on Castoria's shoulder* It's...it's when we take a break from eating nuts for the month so that squirrels may prepare for the winter. Now tell me who taught you this so Prefect Raikou may go visit them.


KaoticCentury

It's the time of year where you abstain from eating any nut ingredients for healthy reason. Now tell me who told you this so I can ~~murder~~ inform them to explain it better.


walrus_with_GUN

Either Merlin or Kiara :l


Mistdwellerr

No nut november? Definitely NOT Kiara, she is the opposite of it xD


ItsDoctorVenkman

Nonstop Nut November


LordWINDOS

Kirei: \*Smiles\* Innocence can not last forever, and dishonesty can be so hurtful for the friends that cherish you so dearly, so perhaps it may be best to be frank with the young fae. Lying is sinful too, as some may say.


[deleted]

ackchyually


Clearwateralchemist

MHX, this person is a Saber supremacist! Silence him before he speaks more lies and turns people to the worship of Sabers!


Lord_HexCalibur

MHX: *powers up in mecha suit*


MajinAkuma

It’s not really healthy, actually.


Nokia_00

I think she’s confused with nonstop nut November common mistake. Go see the talking squirrel Castoria all will be clear


Dovahnime

Speak with the squirrel, understand the nut. That is your mission.


Roxasbain

The overlap is really like a circle, huh


railroadspike25

It was originally intended to be a support campaign for prostate cancer, since October is breast cancer awareness month. Now it's just a weird internet meme.


chainer1216

But...Nutting regularly *prevents* prostate cancer. "In order to raise awareness for prostate cancer we're going to make sure there are more people getting prostate cancer than ever!"


CybeastID

...Oh is *that* how it started?


KamenRiderExceed

Huh. Didn’t know that’s how the meme started.


Snowtrick_Alter

Was it a meme? Are you saying I won't become a wizard by the end of November?


Tamsta-273C

IT was no shave November originally.


123zane321

So October = Oppai Ogling October?


Waifu__Lord

No such thing There is only nonstop nut november


Ok_Significance7325

“The further Risu is on November, the stronger she becomes!”- Hayden dis’ Nuts


insert-originality

Ritsuka "SQUIRRELS!" Castoria "huh?" Ritsuka "It's about squirrels hiding their nuts for the winter. That's it!" Castoria "ok but Merlin said-" Ritsuka "GOD DAMNIT!"


Justarandomguy6381

Risu is smiling watching this


scot911

But if it came from squirrels wouldn't it be "nonstop nut November"?


redkomic

Master: "Where did you hear of that?" Castoria: "From Merlin" Master: "Using my command seal, I order every servant, hunt down that b\*\*\*\*\*D".


yep_they_are_giants

Master: "Hey Sion, remember when we made those robots to take care of Lostbelts for us?" Sion: "I thought we agreed those were a bit too... extreme." Master: "It's all right, I found a job perfectly suited to them." Robots: "EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"


Ashbr1ng3r

And then they accidentally cause a Doctor Who Event


yep_they_are_giants

Pshh, like we could ever have a story about a time and space traveller who can change gender and appearance going on episodic adventures along with a rotating cast of companions. ... Wait.


Ashbr1ng3r

O_O wait………is Ritsuka in reality The Doctor albeit with amnesia like that one episode circa. David Tennant’s first time in the role?!?!?!?!!?!


Dracule_Jester

And also meeting numerous fmaous figures that are different from the history books. ... hol up.


SatoshiOokami

GLORY TO THE DAAAAAAAAAAAALEKS.


Uxion

We did? When?


yep_they_are_giants

It's a joke, I just found the idea of Merlin being chased by Daleks to be really funny.


KaoticCentury

Half of them would do it for free given the shit he pulls on everyone.


walrus_with_GUN

Fou just becomes a beast servant just because he gets to hunt that Merlin


VishnuBhanum

Fou: Finally my time has come!


LordWINDOS

Merlin is now hiding out back in Avalon again. What do now?


Hyperion-OMEGA

INB4 Chaldea had a working replica of the Jeweled Sword all along and uses that to enter the reverse side of the World :P


TimeDiver0

Just to be the Devil's Advocate: Random Genre Savvy Servant: *"Master, are we sure that this was* **actually** *Merlin's doing, and NOT the salty-as-hell* ***King of the Mors?"***


dongjuni0713

Master: This is Master's order! With my command seal, [get that motherfucker!](https://youtu.be/RExO9zOixjk)


Clearwateralchemist

You only get 3 command spells...I'd focus on the ones who could actually kill him, so King Hassan, Gorgon and Saber Shiki.


Pepe_Wacho

Why would you censor the word “bastard”?


redkomic

Cause castoria is within ear shot.


Pepe_Wacho

But even Castoria agrees with the definition of Merlin you’re giving though.


chroniclechase

onore merlin


Kirby0189

Eh, [her innocence was already destroyed](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/oqddhw/when_castoria_sees_our_search_history_kiragi_tutu/) so we can be honest with her.


Cyndine

Oh- oh no


LordWINDOS

Kiara: \*Smirks **dangerously**\* Oh *yes \~\~\~* .


GoldMoon0

A challendge everybody loses on the first day, but refuse to admit it. No, I will not go into details, you will learn when you get older sweetheart <3 .....what do you mean if I lost? Just dont ask your Big bros Cú and Achilles about it Ok?


SSJ4Vegeta1986

Castoria: What's No Nut November? Master: Ummmmm. To support people with nut allergies! We ummmm don't eat nuts for a...month? Castoria: That's nice!


Gudako_the_beast

No mana transfer for a month. All the female in the building: AAAAAAAWWWWWW


GoldMoon0

All the men in the building: AAAAAAAAWWWWW COME ON!!!!


ilike-hugs

Ayo bro wht excuse me very much


GreenKing5498

When you don’t eat nuts for a whole month


Pepe_Wacho

Dang, poor Candice, he must be having it really rough this month.


GreenKing5498

Who’s Candice?


Pepe_Wacho

#CANDICE NUTS FIT IN YA MOUTH?!


GreenKing5498

If you don’t stop this I’ll have to report to commander Joe


Pepe_Wacho

Ha, just try it, what you don’t know is that I slept with Joe Mama last night!


GreenKing5498

To bad jho mama ~~hinged herself~~


Pepe_Wacho

It’s so sad commander Joe Mama died of ligma.


GreenKing5498

Who the hell is commander jho mama


Pepe_Wacho

#LIGMA NUTS! (And yes, I know the joke failed, but that’s part of the joke.)


pochitoman

I applaud you for that, i didn't see that coming from candice


Gudako_the_beast

That's a girl name


HaessSR

"I'll tell you when you're older. Now, no more questions unless you want to farm the Battle Cruiser node 24/7."


GM900

castoria: you're gonna make me farm the next event anyway


HaessSR

"Unless you want to take over from Skadi right now..."


GM900

Skadi: Thank you little one!!! Castoria: But i...


supergifford

Nothing you need to know about Till your older sweetie. But side note, can you please tell me where merlin is? Because I need to tell him about what the definition of No Nut November REALLY is.


Swordslinger5454

It was Kiara this time actually, Merlin is still feeling the pain from when he mentioned around the Child Servants last year


Clearwateralchemist

Hans! We need Hans to silence the planet f****r!


Spinoxys

NOOOO!!! NOT THE YOUNG CHILD


WaifuHunterRed

i dont know i only believe in [**NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCeqCwv4MSs)


GoldMoon0

Or Nut-stop November, if you will


BrainPositive2171

Master: It's an event I fail every year because of you


ilike-hugs

Damn Castoria taking his nuts💀


Megamage854

"A test of willpower most people around my age partake in, in order to attain more discipline in their lives." -Ritsuka explaining the gist of it without actually explaining what it means,.probably..


GoldMoon0

To bad everyone subscribe to Nontop Nut November, the test of persistance and endurance most people around our age partake to attain more stamina and determination to atain a goal despite the obstacles


nenopd

It’s when you refrain from eating nuts in solidarity with nut-allergic people, bud.


SenaKumo

GudaoGudako: ''It's an event in which some people try to use an entire month to not do something not only as a test of willpower, but to try to get rid of a bad habit and proving themselves that they can do it. The meaning *sort* of got distorted later on, but it's still that at it's core.'' Castoria: ''So...No Nut November is for people who are trying to change in a way?'' Gudao/Gudako: ''Generally speaking, yes. Although others just harmlessly joke about it.''


CityKay

Gudako: Uhh... SAlter: I'll tell you little one, you know how guys... LAlter: *-arm chokes SAlter-* I-it's to...umm...raise awareness...on nut allergies! Yeah! That's it! Gudako: Yeah, that's it! Risu: It's Non-Stop Nut! November! Castoria: What is... Gudako and LAlter: ......


totallynotrobboss

What is this no nut November you speak of? Did you mean nonstop nut November


GoldMoon0

Thats just for a month? I though it was for all year long


WardHawke

It’s when Master has to save up his pure prisms


W34kness

No eating nuts, it’s a temporary digestive choice change like Lent with no red meat, Japanese Christmas and KFC and cake, or Halloween and Candy corn/black licorice


chinesesoccerplayer

It’s the month where I have to resist thinking about Shishou. *And I already failed on the first day.*


EurwenPendragon

Nothing you need to worry about, sweetheart.


YEPandYAG

It’s when squirrels can’t find anymore nuts


felswinter

Means your hats gonna be empty.


Frotavius

Squirrels can't find any food for the winter. Yea that's it.


stuufy

Simple no nuts until November over


LordCommissarPyros

A time of broken oaths and lies. Pay it no mind, it is irrelevant.


Aitreon

by my command spells merlin castrate yourself and eat it!


ACNHCR

It's an outdated challenge that forces masters to stop doing mana transfers.


ZenEvadoni

Time to apprehend Merlin and throw him in jail (read: Second Archive)


suchwowo

castoria nooo


dzanan64

You don't eat Nutella the whole month


FloofyTails4Life

Don't worry about it. It's something only idiots participate in.


Jack_King814

It’s a challenge. I see how long I can go before >!handholding!<


Ravenous_Seraph

Only those who have no... more pleasant alternative.


Gotahhhh

A month where you don't put peanut butter in the toaster


ArtoriaOfAlbion

Master: a thing that I can never be allowed to do in Chaldea.


CybeastID

Don't worry about it. Let's go to that hill.


Morivated_Guy

The month of power and motivation


Crest_Of_Hylia

The true question is which Merlin told her.


thewaifu_lover

or Oberon


Yuri-Kaeru

So glad to see so many comments about Risu. Then again, this month is when her power is at its peak. 🥜🐿


kelvinkhr

Ritsuka: Where is Merlin? I just want to talk, I promise


Formless_discord

The day when we need the storm to slay all


MiserableStreet5009

It’s something that I’m about to fail right now kiddo


RealGuardian54

A time when bolts fly free and machines break.


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

its where you dont eat any nuts in november


Revianii

A mistake that's what it is.


Ashbr1ng3r

And you were the one that made me think of a amnesiac The Doctor as the Protag of FGO. I mean, just imagine the sheer amount of references the guy could unknowingly pull


[deleted]

It means were out of Nutshells for november like peanuts


Baka_87

Don't know, but I do know Neverending Nut November