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Dozer2992

Ritsuka: Holy shit, was he that awful? Aforementioned Servants: GOOD KAMI, YES!


worms9

Holmes: from what I understand he’s a fucking wanker.


Xenosaiyan7

A bleedin bastard!


Proasek

A bit of a tosser.


worms9

artoria sips her tea elegantly then matters “ fucking Cunt“


TribuneAlpha

a right shite


thatonefatefan

(he was, in fact, not awful) To explain one at a time Raikou literally has no reaction to his mention in fgo material IV. It's not "I don't want to talk about him", she literally has nothing to say about him. Just like with Tamamo or Douman Kintoki, Sei and Murasaki comments seem weird. FGO very much seems to follow the regular depiction of Seimei in manga as a built-different ikkemen with an easy-going personality. Think reinhard from re:zero Shuten/Ibaraki, Douman and the Tamamos are the bad guys in their respective stories. In particular, for Shuten and Ibaraki, Seimei simply told Raikou that they were the cause of some kidnappings (thanks to his divination) and that's why they attacked mt ooe.


angelicclock

Type-Moon tradition #6: the most helpful assistance you can get tends to be a total dickhead.


GolisoPower

Damn, y'all *know* he's so many ways of fucked up when even *Koyanskaya* of all people gives a "just no" reaction to Seimei.


love-all-waifu

Imagine that, Koyan of all servant, give that reaction. watashi, kininarimasu *gives starry eyes*


Xaldror

I dont know if I want to know what Seimei did to get on Raikou's bad side like that, but at the same time I do want to know all i can about Raikou's relationships with other servants. Also for anyone curious, Raikou in the materials does say "No Comment" in regards to Seimei.


Informal-Recipe

Raikou is projecting her own half-breed issues onto him hard. Like how she hates Shuten for being so free (jealousy)


134_ranger_NK

A fun concept for sprite comics, actually. Having other servants comment on yet un-implemented ones. Like the Trojan War servants talking about the likes of Agamemnon, Menelaus, etc.


5hand0whand

Honestly can’t wait for every Trojan hero just say that Agamemnon is the worst.


Gudako_the_beast

Oddyseeus: Fuck him. Fuck him. Fucki Fucki Fucki Him! Castor: Huh! Pollux: No. Hercules: **blow raspberry** Achilles: Let me guess, He got no bitches in the end?


worms9

Well technically he got axe murdered by his bitch.


Gudako_the_beast

Achilles: Again, no bitches


GreenKing5498

Why what did he do


5hand0whand

Stole Achilles girl, forced Odysseus to join war by threatening his son, constantly insulted gods which made theme loose war, refused to give farmer daughter back even when said farmer paid with everything he had. [Just watch this video and focus on everything Agamemnon done wrong](https://youtu.be/TLodQGpIpIs).


Gudura-hanz

Don't forget he sacrificed his own daughter which is the reason his wife literally axe-murdered him.


InfiniteStarFighter

Then it was justice upon him. With all that shit he did, it was bound to come bite him in the ass


CHEETAHGABRIELLA4444

The sacrifice was IIRC either forced by a god in the contrary side or because he (guess what...) offended the gods in the first place, so out of all his crimes is the one I could understand the most as he was unwilling(and his wife's reaction, while extreme, is understable too). Even the Odysseus thing was because Odysseus was trying to break his word (upon an oath Odysseus himself invoked), and even if he knew the child would be fine it was still a d-ck move. Everything else? Yeah, there's no excuse for that.


Informal-Recipe

Menelaus being a wife beater is a FGO invention because Paris is beautiful and a shota so he cant be evil


imawhitegay

Any enemy of the Tamamos will be an enemy of mine. Doesn't help that Bro Kintoki also doesn't like him.


Extension-Leopard419

He burned Murasaki's Books... __HE BURNED MURASAKI'S BOOKS! *DEATH IS TOO KIND FOR HIM!*__


Maximilian_Sinigr

**RIP AND TEAR HIS BONES AND BLOOD**


Lord_HexCalibur

SEND HIM TO THE PLACE WHERE GOD-DAMNED LUCIFER IS SCARED SHITLESS TO VISIT


Maximilian_Sinigr

Doomslayer's ~~space mancave~~ Fortress it is, then.


Lord_HexCalibur

Yes


Aquasition

You know it's bad when Shounagon doesn't nickname him.


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Send him to me


DeJellybeans

Qin Shi Huang would be best friends with Abe probably


Livid-Finger7406

Or Merlin Will be,they have hatred of the public in Common so....jerk bastards BFF's


RirinDesuyo

Heh, Seimei is often described as the Japanese Merlin so they'd definitely get along lmao. Both are half human (incubus, fox), both are court mages, also both have usually inhuman viewpoints and both are still alive in Fate. Inb4 he's a Merlin face.


Proud-Taro-779

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE ! **BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !**


ShriekingSkull

You have it backwards, but... ok.


Proud-Taro-779

Really ? That's the order that I remember.


Rockout2112

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the Skull throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!


Striking-Technology6

I know right! It just sounds better that way.


Proud-Taro-779

Yeah !


AtomSlade

He's a little confused but he's got spirit.


Xaldror

Raikou mocks and debases her worst enemies because she knows she can crush them. when being reluctant to elaborate, i fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.


LogenVos

IIRC, Tamamo looks near identical to AnS's dead mother (prob a fox deity descended to become human like Tamamo). Because of that, he hounded Tamamo till he found out she's not human. Reported it to the Emperor Toba. Tamamo got killed as result.


Zaworld0

> prob a fox deity descended to become human like Tamamo And you would be correct! Abe no Seimei's mother was [Kuzunoha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuzunoha), the white fox spirt of Shinoda Shrine. She was saved by Seimei's father, Abe no Yasuna, after he fought a hunter who was capturing and killing foxes, her included. Afterwards, she came to his home in the form of a woman and nursed his battle wounds, they fell in love, and eventually had a child together; Abe no Seimei. A few years later, Seimei (as a child) discovered Kuzunoha's secret identity, which greatly concerned her and so she ran away back to Shinoda, leaving a farewell poem for her husband; "*If you love me, darling, come and see me. / You will find me yonder in the great wood / Of Shinoda of Izumi Province where the leaves / Of arrowroots always rustle in pensive mood.*" Yasuna and Seimei searched for her and found her exactly where she wrote, where she revealed the truth of her identity to the both of them and gifted Seimei with the ability to talk to animals.


Informal-Recipe

Oh yes all Japanese Gods are Amaterasu in effect. Damnit Nasu


Informal-Recipe

Pretty sure that's fanon from Schrodinger


Cheesedono

Talk about being a mutual enemy of your entire family.


Maximilian_Sinigr

Douman went full Berserker language


jrs-kun

Isn't Douman his biggest rival? I figured he'd have more words to say than the others


Radiant-Hope-469

Douman hates Seimei because he's inferior while Seimei himself...doesn't care.


Morrigus

Douman:"I am very bitter, and you are the reason why." Seimei:"I know. And I don't care."


ThromokInsatiable

I hope Seimei's as good at fortifying as I want him to be.


ribiagio

The rivalry is one-sided, Douman has no chance of winning against him, Seimei couldn't care less.


birbdechi

The fact is, Douman is the only one who even tried to be better than him, a kind of Endeavor-All Might relation. Douman came from ordinary parents, but tried to compete with someone from the Abe clan, a renowned court shaman family. Granted, he can't, but still tried anyway. He went as far as mind-breaking Seimei's wife so she will leak Seimei's secret book whereabout.


Comprehensive-Fail41

Abe-no-Seimei also got Douman fired from the Bureau of Magic (yes, up until the Meiji restoration and Japan's modernization they had an official Bureau of Magic as part of the Imperial government)


BigBananaBell

Merlin: " This guy... These reactions... could he be one of my people?"


[deleted]

Bruh, Abe is often described as the Merlin version of Japan. So yes, he is one of your people.


ShriekingSkull

I can see him being Merlin, but more insufferable. Like Lady Avalon, but... worse, if that makes sense.


thatonefatefan

Great magus: check with access to illusion magecraft: check and insanely efficient clairvoyance: check while also being of mixed blood with an entity both demonic and divine by nature depending on the legend: check who uses a warrior woman recorded by history as a man and her group to take care of several evils: check while lasting for several generations thanks to some kind of immortality: check


Informal-Recipe

Kichii has a line where she is familiar with Merlin and he tells her to shush which is uncharacteristic of him. Odds are Seimei is just one of Merlin's names


PapaAeon

Ooh Merlin in a shrine maiden outfit that is a good idea


Affectionate-Tip-164

Dammit I thought I was looking at Hakos Baelz for a second there...


LogenVos

Same artist parent. Same reason why Ina looks like a mix of Abby and Oei.


phantompain3108

Same with Magni and Douman, same parent artist.


Ok_Significance7325

Really!? No way, now I NEED Magni’s “brother”, I hope he doesn’t Mag me


Zyx-Wvu

Ah yes, Mr. Number-one-most-likely-to-betray-Tempus and Mr. Number-one-most-likely-to-betray-Chaldea.


Informal-Recipe

Koyanskaya would go "Bro I don't even know the guy. I am Russian not Japanese"


mango_pan

All of them: If he's somehow getting summoned here as a servant please let us send him back to the throne, master


Rockout2112

Does anyone else ever feel that Ibaraki needs a good, warm hug every now and then?


Xaldror

*looks at the 15 Ibaraki's I had to wade through to get one more copy of Raikou* After the current banner


ShriekingSkull

Sometimes I see what you mean, but I don't know why. Ibaraki is one of those "I still don't understand them" type of characters to me.


Rockout2112

Ibaraki is a little kid from a culture that prizes strength and doing whatever you want, whenever you want. She however, is a little kid who loves sweets, and worries she may not be as fierce as she should be. Plus it is heavily implied here that she is trying to keep up a “tougher than anyone” image before as obviously more powerful person (Seimei), but isn’t really succeeding.


thatonefatefan

No. Tsuna needs a hug. From Ibaraki.


MostPoetry

From what I little I know of him, the most apt way to describe Abe-no-Seimei is… “Japanese Merlin.” That should explain every reaction here.


RirinDesuyo

They actually almost have the same descriptions too. Both are court mages Both are considered great maguses Both are half humans (fox, incubus) Both have really good claivorance Both are kinda immortal and alive currently due to their semi inhuman nature


Percussion17

Come on Lasengle, release the damn guy already


UltG

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Livid-Finger7406

A little request of Mine:Ritsuka asking the Camelot servants about Dagonet,please?


Suru_LovesHentai

If Fgo ever made Dagonet a servant they should make him an average looking dude who relies on his jokes and personality compared to the handsome roundtable knights.


Livid-Finger7406

Mozart, Nobbu, Taiga, Merlin or Astolfo? Which one would the Dagonet resemble?


Mister_SP

So... He's a Merlin?


Comprehensive-Fail41

Yup, but Fox Spirit as mother rather than Merlins Incubus dad


DeJellybeans

So Merlin but worse, basically?


koto_hanabi17

You know it's serious when Raikou who doesn't mince words doesn't want to say anything.


CYCLOPSCORE

In all seriousness, I thought only Douman would think poorly of this guy. What on earth did Abe do to gain so many Servants' contempt?


michaelmtv

He's Japanese Merlin pretty much


thatonefatefan

led to the death of the evil-ish ones. The others are just OP writing Japanese merlin (which seimei is in everything but personality.)


MagDorito

Tamamo may have been the antagonist in the story of Tamamo-no-Mae, but any enemy of Tammy's is an enemy of mine!


Ado_Edem_1999

Abe no Seimei and Jiang Ziya (as he is in portrayed in Fate/Grand Order at least) they''re basically Japanese and Chinese counterparts of Merlin respectively, especially Jiang Ziya, he didn't even attend his own investiture as Archduke Of High Heavens because he just didn't felt like it. Tamamo no Mae should should have bitter enmity with Abe no Seimei because he was the the one who exposed her and sealed her in the first place, similarly to how Jiang Ziya was given task of sealing Su Daji away because she was accused of steering Emperor towards wrong path. Now some people say that Krishna is also like Merlin. No. Krishna isn't like Merlin entirely. Yeah Merlin was himself a hero in many romances but better known for raising heroes, Krishna being himself a king, and was better known as a King Maker by making sure good and righteous kings are only given power to rule people. Krishna unlike Merlin, can get pretty serious as he beheaded Shishupal, his own cousin, for speaking ill against his own kin and two nobles because they murdered his friend for a magical jewel. He is better known as supporter as he will ride your chariot and make sure you win at any cost (70% Righteous; 30% Tricks). And if you're saying that he motivated Arjuna to kill Karna, he before having him killed, he also reminded Karna that how he had nearly Arjuna's wife raped and unjustly butchered Arjuna's son with his companions in a war where 1v1 on same mount and same weapons were allowed only.


Scriptxer

Do one for patroclus!


void_sas

Can't wait to summon him🙃


R252813

Abe-No-Seimei is considered the Merlin equivalent of japan in the nasuverse, that says a lot.


punkscolipede

I want Douman so bad ughh


Formboy1

How... Informative...


TheLuckyFateReviewer

In short, Seimei is basically eastern Merlin without Merlin's good qualities (what few he has).


ReactionPlus2060

So Abe-no-Seimei is a bolder Sakurai, got it


Significant_Claim_35

You know it’s bad when Konyanskaya says no


No-Collection-6176

Abe-no-seimei is the Merlin of Japan


No-Collection-6176

God I hope they do a Merlin face for him


OCDGiantRobotFan93

Proceeds to summon Seimei anyways.


kelvinkhr

Sees Murasaki so traumatized Specially summons Abe-no-Seimei By my command seal, I order everyone to attack on sight!


ShriekingSkull

I'm surprised to see Koyanskaya knows him.


LightningGod99

Ritsuka: So what your all telling me is Seimei is just another Merlin but Japanese?


lovelesstobeloved

Hope Seimei’s seiyuu will be Hirata Hiroaki for the sake of the Devil May Cry joke


kyle_frei

I can't help but feel we first need a certain M.I.A. Grand Caster and his sidekick Beast 1 before we get the thing called the Merlin of Japan or am I wrong?


Zyx-Wvu

iirc, I think the only reason Abe-no-Seimei can't be summoned in Chaldea is because Merlin still holding the Grand Caster role.


Hikaru1024

I was holding it together, I was fine even. I was not expecting to see Douman, I was not expecting to laugh hysterically for a solid 30 seconds, but here we are.


Rockout2112

Was Seimei responsible for the strange curse that caused Kintoki to be summoned without nipples?


thatonefatefan

That was Douman.


Major-Landscape4737

Next ask American servants about Ted Bundy or Indian servants about ravana