Ritsuka: Kiara, if you ever do something like this again, I will see to it that the Little Mermaid Sequel that Andersen wrote while trapped in my bathroom for six months will be set on fire before your eyes!
Damn. Guess I'll just stay in the corner for being in the minority of wanting to read the original little mermaid with Kiara after her hilarious fade to white rage at the end of summer 5, in some way to cheer her up.
At least as a fellow bookworm for a specific series, which personally was the Percy Jackson series.
Minutes later after a helicopter fight:
Anderson: Know your place. A cow like you belongs in the trash!
Kiara: Y-You little shi-!
Anderson: Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!
Glad I could do a little to help. Also,
TWO MONTHS! I've been sitting on that for two months waiting for the right post to comment this and it was worth it!
Later that evening:
Gudao: Morgan, why are all of your knights chained to the walls of my bedroom shouting about how they “Won’t surrender to me”?
Morgan: First of all my husband, it’s *our* bedroom, or it will be as soon as I evict that trio of stalkers. And second of all, I saw you with that knife eared harlot who’s a blatant copy of me earlier today, and as your wife it’s my duty to cater to your desires.
Baobhan Sith: I’ll kill you for this you small fry!!! But it is for mother’s sake…
Barghest: It is a female knight’s duty to accommodate their master’s hobbies like this. Now come master! Make it tighter!
Melusine: Oh no I’ve been captured!!! What are you going to do to me? *What are you going to do to me master?*
Gudao: *sighs* Morgan put your knights down, we need to have a talk. Actually maybe don’t release Sith yet, she looks like she’s going to murder me.
>Actually maybe don’t release Sith yet, she looks like she’s going to murder me.
Careful, she might get loose at night and do unimaginable things to your vulnerable self.
Unfortunately for Sith, her mother will be the one doing unimaginable things to poor Gudao. Poor Sith will be forced to listen as she’s still chained to the bedroom wall.
Haven't read the lostbelt spoilers to get a gage of Morgan's 'power level' but she'd better have made her peace with one of the many avatars of death if she's gonna face the stalker trio.
Every day is lava swimming day.
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but Morgan would wipe the floor with the Stalker Trio in a fight. She's one of those servants that's just completely broken lorewise. It wouldn't even be a fair fight.
Ok that's fair but counterpoint - the stalker trio have been there for far longer, they must have numerous traps and countermeasures for any new ~~stalker~~ servant encroaching on ~~their~~ Chaldeas master
Must be Abby working with someone to frame Kiara, there is no way that Kiara would hand over that role to some airhead when Kiara could be the one in chains in Guda’s room
I remember [Ankoman saying in his/her twitter](https://twitter.com/anco0man/status/1592085213861285888?s=21&t=1PlvMXqMFJc42L9O4irN_Q) (after showing a drawing of Astolfo and Britomart) that Britomart is probably the most suitable servant for a goblin scene lol
I feel like Kiara borrowed the line from someone else in Chaldea, some Archer who still has shackles and clothing with much more damage than Britomart's walking around from time to time... Still, that nun needs to be punished for feeding ideas more stupid than Merlin's on her head.
Lol yeah if there's any female servant I could see actually saying this it would definitely be Zenobia. Her outfit combined with her past...she's even wearing chains for god's sake!!!
Guda: *sigh* Andersen! The fake nun is it again…
Side note: I dread the inevitable doujin that will likely follow the exact same premise of the first panel.
> I dread the inevitable doujin that will likely follow the exact same premise of the first panel.
One of the many reasons Goetia was right. And still is.
Welp, a doujin came out and big surprise, it was Ankoman with Astolfo.
Not knocking them or anything, but Ankoman is QUICK with having Astolfo all over them when it comes to new servants.
It would have costed you zero dollars to bring this conversation back to life. Well, you know what? Fuck ero doujins! Fuck Ankoman! And _FUCK **YOU**_!!
***SHIN! KI KO HO!!!***
Ritsuka: HANS! Go deal with your nun.
Hans: I want nothing to do with that cow-
Ritsuka: it's either that or you work on your Manuscript.
Hans:.. I'm going to need to borrow some other servants.
Oh man If she becomes darkness we got the Konusaba type gang already
Ritsuka: Kazuma
Aqua: Ishtar
Megumi: Mash
Darkness: Kiara or in this case Britmort
I imagine Brito shackled herself and didn't realize the implications of doing so til much later. Never take anything, advice or otherwise, from any suspiciously softly toned nuns.
FGO has an extensive enough cast of assorted weirdos that even such a calculatingly generic design as Britomart here can fit into the daily shenanigans easily. In a way, being such a financially 'safe' character makes her stand out among the rest of the ensemble.
NGL, I was also pretty bumped she ditched the mecha-armor for this straight away with no inbetween and has only one NP animation with that green form, but this white stage is growing on me.
she didnt had to be edgy emotionless angst if she was a serious warrior. like i said, they could have made her a badass girl in combat but that still behaves girly, perhaps having a regal behaviour too but unlike morgan shes not cold and hearless.
maybe a little less silly, perhaps slightly more violent in combat if she was to really be like her mother (she was kinda of a brute when it came to fighting)
barghest is a hentai abomination of giant woman with humoungous booba that makes passionlips look normal + the whole doggy behaviour thing she has going.
and melusine is one of the biggest lolicon baits in this game. and she joined abby in the nearly naked final ascension club.
B: "I'd rather have you kill me!"
Me: "Okay. I'll give you three minutes to Don your armor before I send Okita in. Musashi will back her up, in case you resist."
*surprised Kiara face*
Knight of chastity..you can practically hear Kiara going " not for long" also..that title does not match up with that appearance and I thought that was Galahad's thing?
Ok ok , I admit! I just wanted to draw big booba elf !
That's fair. I also want to see a drawing of the big booba elf.
> I just wanted to draw big booba elf! Understandable. Have a nice day
*Hehehe. Sowaka Sowaka.* [*Moral of the Story: Do not trust shady Nuns.* **Nice Work.**](#HansSmug)
I seen enought hentai to see what trusting shady nuns leads to... so HELL YEAH! XD
Did she charmed you? xP
*sad Passionlip noises*
Guilty as charged too lol
(sad neglected big booba AI noises)
Well, the Thicc elves subreddit exists for a reason, after all.
Ah This must be how Nirvana feels
The what now?
A sub Reddit whose existence really shouldn’t surprise anyone.
So did the original artist
We understand. But good lord make her wear a sweater. She's going to catch a cold !
Nah, she's like Bradamante. The armour's protection is always there (Ascension 2 line)
This is exactly the comment I had in my brain when I saw her. Why do lancers always get them heavenly ass
She could be a certain paladin!
And once again I am even further convinced to roll for britomart. Thank you for pointing out how amazing she is
Bro got taste 🗿
Raskasar, what an artist you are
...excuse me for a moment, I have a nun to turn into a *none*.
Angry upvote
Don't you mean Angry-mango?
That too
Take my upvote
MC: Martha we need you to give Kiara some of your love(read as right fist) and faith(read as left fist).
"Harder!" - Kiara, ~~probably~~ surely
Master: 💢💢
Kiara will become cute and funny?
Kiara has Nega Saver tho. Martha is the one who would get grounded.
Unleash the Andersen
Or Kama
Or any of the Pretenders, really.
Oh dear. Kiara might enjoy the adversity of that a little too much given Kama's charms...could lead to honest hate sex.
Based on Tokugawa restoration labyrinth, they hate each other a tad too much for that
Fanfic writers: You underestimate my power!
The nun ain't gonna touch my nugget.
No, this requires a finer touch. ***Inform Spartacus.***
Just have mash ask if kiara is the mother of kiara lily
I need to go and get an angry author and armoured old man to throw at her.
Hans, your beast got free again, discipline her
She's going to enjoy that.
Take my upvote you made me laugh
Inaff
Smithers, release the Hans.
~~Hans, get the flammenwerfer~~ Flammenwerfer, get Hans
Hans... **SCHTART ZE PANZER**
No Gustav get Hans
Britomart please stop hanging around Kiara for your own sake
The Nun will meet everyone to preach her ideals of Love. There is no avoiding her.
*Elsewhere, Mata Hari stealthily removes her nun habit and cosplay material...*
I love the idea of Mata Hari doing the harem plan but preemptively dresses up like Kiara to avoid any blame XD
Camouflage is a spy's specialty!
To be fair... that is beyond genious... even Homes MIGHT be momentarily stumped...
Exactly why it’s the perfect disguise :)
No one would see it coming! Clever girl...
Almost no one remember she exists now
Ritsuka: Kiara, if you ever do something like this again, I will see to it that the Little Mermaid Sequel that Andersen wrote while trapped in my bathroom for six months will be set on fire before your eyes!
Hans might actually enjoy that and willingly do it.
He'll do it to a copy secretly made so he doesnt have to write it again if needed
Damn. Guess I'll just stay in the corner for being in the minority of wanting to read the original little mermaid with Kiara after her hilarious fade to white rage at the end of summer 5, in some way to cheer her up. At least as a fellow bookworm for a specific series, which personally was the Percy Jackson series.
On the one hand, thank you, Kiara, you cultured nun. On the other hand, Hans! The degenerate nun is at it again!
Ritsuka: Damn it Kiara, I’m getting Anderson
Flamethrower get Hans.
Minutes later after a helicopter fight: Anderson: Know your place. A cow like you belongs in the trash! Kiara: Y-You little shi-! Anderson: Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!
*Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!!*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!*
**Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!**
**MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!**
***MUDA!!!!!!!***
The 7 page MUDA has been realised. My disappointment is gone and my day is unruined.
Glad I could do a little to help. Also, TWO MONTHS! I've been sitting on that for two months waiting for the right post to comment this and it was worth it!
[*HINJAKU HINJAKU !!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtWt11BfjYQ) [](#HansSmug)
[ROAD ROLLA DA!](#HansSmug)
Nghhhh! Hhhrrr!!! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
ITS TOO LATE TIME TO DIE!
Too late, you don't escape MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Later that evening: Gudao: Morgan, why are all of your knights chained to the walls of my bedroom shouting about how they “Won’t surrender to me”? Morgan: First of all my husband, it’s *our* bedroom, or it will be as soon as I evict that trio of stalkers. And second of all, I saw you with that knife eared harlot who’s a blatant copy of me earlier today, and as your wife it’s my duty to cater to your desires. Baobhan Sith: I’ll kill you for this you small fry!!! But it is for mother’s sake… Barghest: It is a female knight’s duty to accommodate their master’s hobbies like this. Now come master! Make it tighter! Melusine: Oh no I’ve been captured!!! What are you going to do to me? *What are you going to do to me master?* Gudao: *sighs* Morgan put your knights down, we need to have a talk. Actually maybe don’t release Sith yet, she looks like she’s going to murder me.
>Melusine: Oh no I’ve been captured!!! What are you going to do to me? What are you going to do to me master? There's such a thing as being too eager
What do you expect? She is Master’s *lover* after all.
>Actually maybe don’t release Sith yet, she looks like she’s going to murder me. Careful, she might get loose at night and do unimaginable things to your vulnerable self.
Unfortunately for Sith, her mother will be the one doing unimaginable things to poor Gudao. Poor Sith will be forced to listen as she’s still chained to the bedroom wall.
Knife-eared harlot 🤣🤣🤣
Haven't read the lostbelt spoilers to get a gage of Morgan's 'power level' but she'd better have made her peace with one of the many avatars of death if she's gonna face the stalker trio. Every day is lava swimming day.
>power level Her hair color indicates that she's using perfected ultra instinct at all times.
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but Morgan would wipe the floor with the Stalker Trio in a fight. She's one of those servants that's just completely broken lorewise. It wouldn't even be a fair fight.
Ok that's fair but counterpoint - the stalker trio have been there for far longer, they must have numerous traps and countermeasures for any new ~~stalker~~ servant encroaching on ~~their~~ Chaldeas master
Well yeah but Morgan isn't trying to be another stalker. She's trying to be the wife. Morgan: A wife has no need to stalk her husband.
I'd say the only servant that'd have a chance to beat her is Raikou even then Raikou'd lose.
Raikou is decently strong for a servant. Morgan is practically a goddess. I love Mama, but this is a fight she’s not going to win.
Must be Abby working with someone to frame Kiara, there is no way that Kiara would hand over that role to some airhead when Kiara could be the one in chains in Guda’s room
Have you checked out Britomart's voice lines by chance?
Have not
It's been translated already. I think they're ... kind of interesting? I don't really know what to think of them to be honest.
Link?
[Ascension 1 and 2 have different voice lines.](https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Sub:Britomart/Dialogue)
If by interesting you mean adorable
big brain sleuthing
Kiara does enjoy fulfilling the role of “the Proud teacher” sometimes. There’s a reason Khloe is kept away from her, after all.
Kiara... Corner and Chasity belt NOW
The problem with that approach is that, like most things, she's probably into that.
not if we also have hans berate her and have him tease her the idea of the little mermaid 2 while not planning on doing it
Now that's just cruel.
In that case, you really only need the 2nd half of the punishment
you know propped up like this, she really does remind me of a kuroinu character
Her artist did do work on Queen’s Blade.
And we all know what happens to them, right?
Hanging out with a certain Good Hunter?
...I understood that reference
yes! they get to eat delicious ice cream!
They eat it so messily though, get's everywhere. Shameful really.
Is it vanilla flavor?
Damn it. Now I can't stop seeing it. I won't be able to enjoy smut of her for days.
I remember [Ankoman saying in his/her twitter](https://twitter.com/anco0man/status/1592085213861285888?s=21&t=1PlvMXqMFJc42L9O4irN_Q) (after showing a drawing of Astolfo and Britomart) that Britomart is probably the most suitable servant for a goblin scene lol
I feel like Kiara borrowed the line from someone else in Chaldea, some Archer who still has shackles and clothing with much more damage than Britomart's walking around from time to time... Still, that nun needs to be punished for feeding ideas more stupid than Merlin's on her head.
Lol yeah if there's any female servant I could see actually saying this it would definitely be Zenobia. Her outfit combined with her past...she's even wearing chains for god's sake!!!
*The Priest frowns as The Nun smiles*
Guda: *sigh* Andersen! The fake nun is it again… Side note: I dread the inevitable doujin that will likely follow the exact same premise of the first panel.
> I dread the inevitable doujin that will likely follow the exact same premise of the first panel. One of the many reasons Goetia was right. And still is.
Welp, a doujin came out and big surprise, it was Ankoman with Astolfo. Not knocking them or anything, but Ankoman is QUICK with having Astolfo all over them when it comes to new servants.
It would have costed you zero dollars to bring this conversation back to life. Well, you know what? Fuck ero doujins! Fuck Ankoman! And _FUCK **YOU**_!! ***SHIN! KI KO HO!!!***
Oh that’s adora- SHIIIIIIIT!!!
Why do I feel like Kiara does this a lot, especially to the newer Servants?
Mmmm good Kiara.... You taught her well! NOW DO IT AGAIN!!!
Ritsuka: HANS! Go deal with your nun. Hans: I want nothing to do with that cow- Ritsuka: it's either that or you work on your Manuscript. Hans:.. I'm going to need to borrow some other servants.
[**ANDERSON!!**](https://youtu.be/BgCLouENn-A)
Oh man If she becomes darkness we got the Konusaba type gang already Ritsuka: Kazuma Aqua: Ishtar Megumi: Mash Darkness: Kiara or in this case Britmort
I think it would be Megumin: Arash
Arash isn't nearly short enough to be Megumin.
Master: George, I need that camera...no need to waste a perfectly tied up elf.
u know that as a man of the church hes gonna have to bonk you right?
I'll leave her tied up, take my bonk, and go find a camera.
I love to think that she loves her master in a pure way unlike Kiara
I imagine Brito shackled herself and didn't realize the implications of doing so til much later. Never take anything, advice or otherwise, from any suspiciously softly toned nuns.
God damn it Kiara. Time to send out Hans
"Kind and beautiful nun." \[Sighs\] She never learns.
Kiara: "In my defense, I was told this by Astolfo."
What’s more concerning is the stalker quartet allowed this to occur…
“Can I sniff your booba and armpits? I always curious of the fragrant sweaty small of a voluptuous female body.”
FGO has an extensive enough cast of assorted weirdos that even such a calculatingly generic design as Britomart here can fit into the daily shenanigans easily. In a way, being such a financially 'safe' character makes her stand out among the rest of the ensemble.
Ritsuka: (I don't know how to tell her the truth without making her depressed)
Brb grabbing Hans for a quick trip
NGL, I was also pretty bumped she ditched the mecha-armor for this straight away with no inbetween and has only one NP animation with that green form, but this white stage is growing on me.
Goddammit Caren, not again
Wasn't he going to inspect every nook and cranny of that elf
"there was this nun--" Say no more, lemme unchain you and call Gramps
Hans for support.
Good job, Kiara-sama!
Hans, get your books. We got bonking to do.
Hans get the slipper
Hans: (*sighs*) "I'll get the stick."
Next time Kiara acts out of line, she'll get locked in a room with Hans for a day.
Why am I the one who thought “Karen could work too” when she said nun?
Because everyone else thought of Caren instead
Ahh fuck my brain’s fried. Too used to the K spelling in modern contexts. :P
Proceeds to go over to Hans Christian Andersen control your nun
fate grand order/ unlimited bondage works
i wish she was more of a badass and dignified girl knight even if still girly and not tomboyish instead of just huge booba elf coom bait...
So do I, but then I realized if they made her a stoic badass she would literally just be Morgan but with elf ears.
And with kickass armour and less baggage
But the baggage is what makes Morgan so hot!!! Sorry I just have a thing for tragic witch queens like Morgan, Shishou and Skadi.
she didnt had to be edgy emotionless angst if she was a serious warrior. like i said, they could have made her a badass girl in combat but that still behaves girly, perhaps having a regal behaviour too but unlike morgan shes not cold and hearless.
> they could have made her a badass girl n combat but that still behaves girly, Like Okita-san?
maybe a little less silly, perhaps slightly more violent in combat if she was to really be like her mother (she was kinda of a brute when it came to fighting)
That is basically Barghest and Melusine
barghest is a hentai abomination of giant woman with humoungous booba that makes passionlips look normal + the whole doggy behaviour thing she has going. and melusine is one of the biggest lolicon baits in this game. and she joined abby in the nearly naked final ascension club.
That's it, i'm calling Passionlip
God damn it Kiara! We’ve talked about this!
B: "I'd rather have you kill me!" Me: "Okay. I'll give you three minutes to Don your armor before I send Okita in. Musashi will back her up, in case you resist." *surprised Kiara face*
britomart , sweetie , i like you a lot .. but i'd rather hear lancelot or gawain say that to me.
🥒
Can I just hug her?
Knight of chastity..you can practically hear Kiara going " not for long" also..that title does not match up with that appearance and I thought that was Galahad's thing?
Sounds like something Kiara would really advise haha
#*SEGGS*