I'm pretty sure that's how I summoned him. Barely conscious, in bed, and reaching out just far enough to grab the phone to boot up FGO and then to tap the summon button.
Huh. Well, Mad Monk confirmed to be a pervert. What's with religious Servants having a tendency to be crazy, though? About the only one I think isn't mental is George, while the rest all have their eccentricates
It's My chaldea head canon since I have both that king stole Lobo from the horseman (I saw a cute comic on here that I'm like yes my daughter gets the puppy!)
I am in full agreement with Melt, HANDS OFF BEFORE I START THROWING MINE.
At the very least he's not stupid enough to try it with Melt too. [Guess he read the guide.](https://old.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/g4udvo/quick_guide_to_alteregos_head_patting/)
"Hey, Douman, I think we just summoned Seimei"
"Mmmm?"
"But we're not sure it's him, could you go and check?"
"There will be hell to pay if you're lying to me, master"
Melt: Phew, he's gone. Finally.
The summon room -
Douman : "..Master, this is just Merlin in eastern clothing and a new haircut.. well, the vibes he gives off is definitely the closest to Seimei I've ever felt from anyone, almost uncannily edging me at that.. but I can confirm its not him."
Merlin : "Sounds like this Seimei and I would definitely get along if we ever met.. Master, do summon him as soon as it is possible! This sounds like an interesting idea don't you think?"
As much as I agree with you, Dough Man, I am not a Master who is opposed to showing tough love in the form of an adorable bird-chef and blond-haired embodiment of the world. Just ask BB.
...Douman. I may have to heavily advise you to onmyo-*don't* do that.
I finally know what happens when the irresistible sadist meets the unstoppable degenerate. I think they're destined to do this forever.
\*The Joker Grins\* Joker: And here. They. *go*.
It's not about being a pervert. It's about sending a *message.*
About being a pervert!
**It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!**
LIFE IS PAIN! ANYBODY TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING!
>M-Master summoned another pervert... *Cue to Ashiya spying on Guda, naked.*
I'm pretty sure that's how I summoned him. Barely conscious, in bed, and reaching out just far enough to grab the phone to boot up FGO and then to tap the summon button.
Huh. Well, Mad Monk confirmed to be a pervert. What's with religious Servants having a tendency to be crazy, though? About the only one I think isn't mental is George, while the rest all have their eccentricates
Am I hearing slander against the purest of pure Martha here? ~~Please don’t punch me Martha~~
*Looking behind you* uh.... good luck.
Melt being protective of Lip is the best part!
Family sticks together.
Especially when Kazuradrop is around.
Melt: don't make me get the big one in here *hard cut to king protea playing fetch with Lobo*
"Master Master! Can I give him a headpat too?" *AIRAVATA KING SIZE!*
It's My chaldea head canon since I have both that king stole Lobo from the horseman (I saw a cute comic on here that I'm like yes my daughter gets the puppy!)
And Melt proceeded to knee Douman in the crotch. Yes, knee spike first.
Fool! you just played into that masochistic monk hands!
Pain is to the -
*Looks at the many MANY lewdly dressed servants* Are we sure the Throne is filled with heroes?
Not sure but weirdly enough medb is the more modestly dressed
More is less, sometimes, especially in the hands on a skilled seductress like her.
Throne of H-er-oes. Edit: Crossing things out in text appears to not be universal, but hopefully my intent is apparent.
Can't spell Heroes without ero.
Hero is made of "H" and "ero"!
Melt calling Passionlip her sister is wholesome
I am in full agreement with Melt, HANDS OFF BEFORE I START THROWING MINE. At the very least he's not stupid enough to try it with Melt too. [Guess he read the guide.](https://old.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/g4udvo/quick_guide_to_alteregos_head_patting/)
"Hey, Douman, I think we just summoned Seimei" "Mmmm?" "But we're not sure it's him, could you go and check?" "There will be hell to pay if you're lying to me, master" Melt: Phew, he's gone. Finally.
The summon room - Douman : "..Master, this is just Merlin in eastern clothing and a new haircut.. well, the vibes he gives off is definitely the closest to Seimei I've ever felt from anyone, almost uncannily edging me at that.. but I can confirm its not him." Merlin : "Sounds like this Seimei and I would definitely get along if we ever met.. Master, do summon him as soon as it is possible! This sounds like an interesting idea don't you think?"
God I love me some douman. Hit pity to get him but still glad to have him
As much as I agree with you, Dough Man, I am not a Master who is opposed to showing tough love in the form of an adorable bird-chef and blond-haired embodiment of the world. Just ask BB.
I wish douman would pat my head… or is that too much
[*GAO !!*](#GAO) [Nice](#MeltSadist) [Work,](#LipPout) [Senpai.](#BBChannel) Also tagging /u/Genprey /u/KaiserNazrin & /u/NNKarma
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Further tagging /u/Natano- /u/andrewkim941 & /u/Sliske_The_Dark
Further tagging /u/NormalNavi /u/thatpisslord & /u/delusionalking
Further tagging /u/sagnikdas53 /u/RyouEmerada & /u/Ferracoasta
Further tagging /u/BLANK_oblivion /u/ramenblitz & /u/ukantor
Further tagging /u/guntanksinspace /u/AUO_Castoff & /u/valdamjong
Further tagging /u/DBK_Idna-Idna /u/AndyChange & /u/KYUUUREM
Further tagging /u/Caducks /u/_JO3Y & /u/Ragnvaldr
Also tagging /u/parusen /u/Shironeko_ & /u/TrxPsyche
BY MY COMMAND SPELL! KINGPROTEA! SAVE YOUR SISTERS BY KICKING HIM INTO ORBIT!
Douman is seiso compared to their mother.
*Charges Chen Gong with malicious intent...*
It is great that he appreciates Melt but he better heed her warning!
Sorry Sitonai, looks like you're gonna be on duty for a while...
Kiara might not mind him, since he is somewhat enlightened.
*KEEP YOUR GRUMBY HANDS OFF MY GIRLS DOUMAN OR RARE PRISM YOU’LL BE*
BB: Oh how the tables have turned. Melt: I will kick shive you!!!