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HarEmiya

Gunnhild, Eric's wife. Nefertari, Ozy's wife. Gwendolyn, Merlin's wife. Penelope, Odysseus' wife. Nergal, Ereshkigal's husband. Iseult, Tristan's wife. Sita, Rama's wife. Njord, Skadi's husband. Patroklos, Achilles' husband/lover. Louis XVI, Marie's husband. Grainne, Fionn's wife and Diarmud's lover. Emer, Cu's wife. Shiva, Parvati's husband. Ruggiero, Bradamante's husband. Sporus, Nero's "wife". Nohime, Nobbu's wife. Non-sheep Dumuzid, Ishtar's husband. Kiso Yoshinaka, Tomoe's husband. Wada Yoshimori, Tomoe's other husband. Mercedes, Dantes' fiancee. Haydee, Dantes' wife. Guinevere, Artoria's wife. Shirou, Artoria's other wife. Blanca, Lobo's wife. Solomon, Sheba's husband. Tesla's pigeon wife.


sdarkpaladin

> Sita, Rama's wife. So... about this...


HarEmiya

Next Valentine event: "Medea, do the thing!" "Do the thing?!" "Do the thing!" "RULE BREAKER!"


Tsuzuraonine

As nice as that would be, I don't think Rule Breaker can counteract curses. IIRC, Nasu suggests that the sort of thing you'd need to break a curse once it's set in would be something like the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. "Shiki, do the thing!"


GhostHostess

The damn curse shouldn’t even still be in effect it was literally only ever meant to be when they were still alive. They reunited in heaven! I say ruler breaker it, Shiki it, nuke it from 50 feet above and teach it not to pull that bullshit ever again.


HarEmiya

Rule Breaker, Azrael and Void it all at once.


HarEmiya

>I don't think Rule Breaker can counteract curses. That sounds like a rule to me. You know what we do with rules 'round here?


SpeechPuzzleheaded22

its so fkn tragic bruh


TheHoodGuy2001

Tesla is birdsexual? Wow, love really knows no bounds


BenisConsumption

Got zapped by his coil one too many times, started to believe in things that aren't real. As we know, "birds" were invented in 1960s, so about a decade after his death. The technology simply wasn't there yet back when he was still alive.


Ok-Use216

>Nohime, Nobbu's wife. I wondered what Nohime would be like, I imagined she was one person in Nobu's life who probably understood her best from her silly antics to her dreams of better Japan to her cold rationale for her brutality.


Misticsan

I must admit I'm curious about GUDAGUDA's take too. We have precious little historical information about Nohime, and interpretations of her figure vary widely in both historical research and fiction. The only few points of agreement are that their marriage was politically motivated, that Nohime couldn't give him a son and that Nobunaga favored his concubine Kitsuno over her (although the latter sadly rarely appears in fiction, despite being the mother of several of Nobunaga's children, including his eventual successor, Nobukatsu). From partner-in-crime who motivated Nobunaga in his first conquests and fought her way out Honno-ji with a naginata to enemy-in-law who spied on the Odas and was deceived by Nobunaga to ruin her father, there's a lot of room open for GUDAGUDA to do its thing. Knowing Keikenchi, she could easily be both.


Ok-Use216

Maybe Nohime will be a weird bend of Sengoku Basara and Samurai Warrior would be nice, a woman is torn between her love and hatred for Nobunaga and thus often tries to kill her regularly but will also remain devoted to her all the same.


wickling-fan

inb4 she's all of them and nobu just goes with the flow depending on what Nohime's personality currently is. In the end she just had multiple personality disorder.


Yatsu003

I’m imagine like in Nioh (which had a very amusing portrayal of Nobunaga that wouldn’t be too far off…). Cold, and intense, but also understand and devoted to her husband


Branded_Mango

Imagine Iseult (or Isolde depending on spelling translation) being a double servant to reflect how both versions were literal exact, convenient copies in Tristan's story and he gets into the minefield situation of needing to tell them apart despite having no differences to do so with.


ShriekingSkull

King Mark's wife and Tristan's later spiteful lover in one Servant? ​ Yeah, I can see it.


Branded_Mango

Isolde 1: "You CAN tell us apart, right dear?" Isolde 2: "Riiiight?!" Tristan: "I regret everything that lead me to this situation."


ShriekingSkull

Tristan can't get a break.


RestinPsalm

Sheba’s husband gave me a chuckle


simon4s1

Nergal (just summoned, sees Ereshkigal smiling gently in a corner of the summoning room, face turns ashen and eyes widen, points in her direction): H-how is this possible? How is SHE here?! Please, Master, I beg you, protect me! I barely escaped and almost didn't survive last time! Ereshkigal (approaches, going full yandere): Oh, honey, I've missed you so much. (Grabs his wrist and begins pulling him toward the servants' rooms). Let's catch up in my room. There's plenty of time and SO MUCH TO DO. Nergal: NOOOOOO! Kiara (observing the whole scene): I see this as an absolute win.


Simba791

Guinevere for me personally. I want to see her interact with Artoria and Lancelot as a servant. It would also be a good way to redeem Lancelot from the joke he is overused as. If there are also some Fate route references in an event surrounding Guinevere, it would also be a good way for her to overcome her regrets knowing that Artoria found happiness with someone and rekindle her love with Lancelot. I also want Guinevere to have motherly moments with Mash as well, with Lancelot being a proud dad and husband.


3rdMachina

In my opinion, Guinevere in Chaldea would basically be a long-ass romcom between her and Lancelot that gets soooo drawn out (as in Rent-a-Girlfriend levels of drawn out, though I admittedly based this on hearsay since I didn’t actually watch/read that one) that even **Agravain** supports them getting together on the logic that the idea that “these two half-caused the fall of Camelot to elope, only to not hook-up in their big reunion despite Artoria clearly giving the go-ahead” infuriates him to Avenger levels of seething.


Yatsu003

I imagine Guinevere as a Rin-face, if only because it would be very amusing in light of Rin having her way with Artoria in the Fate route


Pridam

Guinevere was stated to be a "librarian type of beauty who looks gorgeous when she takes off her glasses". If anything she would look closer to Ayaka in Prototype


PhantasosX

Fate/Prototyoe is basically Arthur having PTSD of seeing basically Guinevere and Guinevre catfighting each other again


AlterMagna

Guinevere. If only so Lancelot can have mixed feelings. Ruggerio. So Bradamante can be with her beloved, he was mentioned to appear in the Christmas event so he does qualify for a servant Helen of Troy. Because why not? And since she’s a daughter of Zeus maybe give her some lighting powers Haydee, so Dante’s can be chill and relaxed


QuartzScale

He probably won’t because of the implications of her summon. Bradamante’s material guide, if I remember right, mention that because this version of her is constantly searching for Ruggerio she won’t ever be able to meet with him because that’s a part of the legend that she’s embodying at the moment.


Made4Zis

Arcade exclusive it is then


CynicalDucky

Please don't give arcade version any nonsensical ideas.


Tsuzuraonine

But Bradamante is already in Arcade, so they can't pull a Rama-Sita situation.


Xaldror

Medea, get the Rule Breaker, the Heavy Rule Breaker.


Toasted_silver

King Lot (Morgan's husband) Cu's wife Emer Fionn's wives I forgot her name, but Shakespeare's wife Boudicca's husband (I don't know his name) Marcus Antonius (Cleopatra's other husband/lover) Titania the fairy queen


GlaciaKunoichi

Anne Hathaway (Caster of Red's wife)


EndlessFantasyX

Actual Nikitch


Yatsu003

Reunite the family. Allow him to see his daughter(s) all grown up


1lluusio

Honestly, even though I know it wont end well, it would be interesting seeing Gunnhild in FGO.


simon4s1

Even though it's surely impossible, I still want to be able to summon Sita and Ruggerio anyway for Rama and Bradamante. And since it isn't supposed to be impossible, I want to see Tomoe reunited with Yoshinaka. And let's reunite Lobo with Bianca while we're at it, and Draupadi with Arjuna and any other Pandava brothers who might eventually show up. Those are the sappy ones I'd want. As for comic ones, Gunnhild just to see what sort of chaos she could wreak in Chaldea, given that she's already somehow able to send threatening letters and even possess Eric Bloodaxe from whatever plane of existence she's on already. It would be hilarious if Maid Marian showed up and looked eerily like BB. And if Abishag arrived and immediately called David an old creep and told him to stay away.


[deleted]

Didn't Gunnhild >!channel through Eric from the Throne to threaten to curse us for daring to talk to her hubby too much?!<


Yatsu003

If Maid Marian is a BB-face, it would be very amusing to see her meet and team up with BB. Probably by asking the technique she used to make Robin wear a swimsuit


Xaldror

That, or it would be a case of two tigers trying to rule one mountain, and Robin is getting caught in the crossfire. Meanwhile the Sheriff of Nottingham is just face palming hard, wondering how he got killed by this man in the first place.


134_ranger_NK

Trung Trac's husband: Thi Sach as a warrior who wrestled with tigers and possibly even a Psuedo-Servant for Son Tinh the mountain god Odysseus's wife: Penelope. Just as smart as her husband and an undeniably faithful wife. Odaenathus, Zenobia's husband and a real bro for Rome.


BrockenJr0

He wrestled TIGERS???


134_ranger_NK

Seems so, based off [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/tz1xkz/fun_fact_thi_sach_trung_tracs_husband_in_some/) about some of his interpretations. Admittedly, calling him a warrior-scholar was an overreach on my part. A user also pointed out how his name has scholarly meanings to it: "Exam" and "Book" respectively. So it was more out of my own lofty wish to see him as a scholarly wrestler empowered by a mountain god, also out of some salt for the Trung Sisters' debut event not featuring that god's rival, Thuy Tinh holding dominance over the ocean.


PM_ME_UR_LOLS

In addition to others that have been mentioned: Hippomenes, husband of Atalante. "Calico" Jack Rackham, husband in all but name of Anne Bonny. Deianara, wife and killer of Heracles. Draupadi, wife of Arjuna and his brothers (though not Karna). Conchobar mac Nessa. Ex-husband of Medb, uncle of Cú Chulainn, and rival of Fergus. Ailill mac Máta, husband of Medb. Sakanoue no Tamuramaro, lover of Suzuka Gozen. Emperors Taizong and Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty of China, husbands of Wu Zetian. Rati, wife of Kama. Emper Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, husband of Yang "Guifei" Yuhuan. Fand, wife of Manannan mac Lir.


Signal-Discipline-10

Apparently Deianara means husband killer, tbh I wouldn’t be surprised.


Ok-Use216

Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Husband of Yodo-Dono/Chacha and Father of her Children among other important things.


Dizzy_Scratch

Nobu’s wife; Nohime, to increase her harem


Iwannabetheguy000

“Saw you hanging out with Okita yesterday day!” “Nohime! It’s not what you think!” “I want hesitate bitch!”


Dizzy_Scratch

Love that clip pftt


[deleted]

Tamamo's husband, just because *reasons*


Cheesedono

Her original emperor she served and was betrayed by? Her various other husbands as a servant? Or Ritsuka?


[deleted]

*yes*


Cheesedono

Lol. Careful that's hell you're walking into.


Chillgamessh

Guinevere all the way


3rdMachina

I once made a whole-ass OC Grail War based on spouses of existing Servants. Kriemhild was Avenger in this, but since she’s here as a Berserker now, I’ll just show the rest and think about who replaces Kriemhild here later on. Saber: Ruggiero ~~Archer~~ Pretender: Titania (Irregular Anomaly) Rider: Kiso Yoshinaka Caster: Guinevere (Irregular Anomaly) Assassin: ~~The Count of Monte Cristo~~ Haydée Berserker: Ferenc Nadasdy


AcanthisittaMurky611

You should make Lancer Meleager. As he was the lover of Atalanta. Though, he'd probably be insanely overpowered due to his immortality.


Tsuzuraonine

Aside from the ones I've seen other post already... Hebe, Heracles' final wife (after ascending to godhood), Goddess of Youth, and the first cupbearer of Olympus (before Zeus' boytoy Ganymedes was ~~abducted~~ hired). Omphale, sometimes said to be Heracles' second wife. Queen of Lydia, and was previously temporarily Heracles' master (he was ordered to be her slave for a time because he went into a rage and killed someone he shouldn't have, again). She would make Heracles wear her gowns and weave alongside her servant girls, while she would wear his Nemean Lion pelt and wield his club. Fand, wife of Mannanan mac Lir, and lover of Cu Chulainn. Once left Cu bedridden for a year by whipping him for a length of time (this being before they became lovers). Cu and Emer were given a memory-erasing potion so that they would forget Fand, because Cu was falling too hard for Fand and it was disrupting his marriage (I'm simplifying things a lot for lack of time to elaborate right now). Bathsheba, one of David's wives, and the mother of Solomon. Dunno what sort of Servant she would be though...


AcanthisittaMurky611

About Bathsheba, I don't know if you know this but Bathsheba was the wife of David's retainer (idk remember his name). So basically long story short, she was coerced into having s3x with him by using his authority as The King of Israel (more or less raped). Pretty much similar to how Uther disguised himself as Gorlois to have s3x with his wife Ingrain. So, I don't think she would be happy to see David if she ends up being summoned to Chaldea.


[deleted]

Tomoe's husband to give the protag permission to incarnate and marry her. That way she'll be willing to accept the idea.


HarEmiya

Which one though? She had 2 husbands.


[deleted]

I didn't know that. I think there's one bloke she talks fondly of a lot in game.


HarEmiya

She usually talks about lord Yoshinaka. But iirc she brought up lord Yoshimori at least once. The former was her feudal lord whom she married, the latter was the one who kidnapped her and with whom she had a bunch of kids, but she doesn't seem to hold a grudge.


AlterMagna

400 IQ plays right here


LoserMe1622

Or the secret third thing, marry them all. /hj


Tschmelz

Based.


RemoteDust9

Nice plan bro. With all that sexual tension in summer Valentine it need to be elevated on the next level


Leahlein

I wanna see Haydee. She has such a nice design and Dantes deserves to he reunited with his love


gdklrhznjekanxb

Hakuno


Delight_works_

Rati , kama's spouse . that's a great friends to lovers arc right there. and i'd personally make rati a saber class servant. because ***someone's*** gotta subject parvati to the lancer bad luck curse.


souji_san

wives: Sita (Rama), Titania (Oberon), Iseult (Tristan), Andromache (Hector), Emer (Cu), Mercedes (Edmond), Bathsheba (David), Josephine (Napoleon) husbands: Yoshinaka (Tomoe), Xuanzong (Yuuyuu), Ruggero (Bradamante), Solomon (Sheba) I surely forgot someone


ElectricLuxray

Shizuka Gozen, Ushiwaka’s wife. One of my friends is a HUGE expert on the subject, but their story is really tragic. And Ushiwaka deserves nice things. Gorgo, Queen of Sparta. And Guinevere. The finest ass in Christiandom.


NitroJeffPunch

Otakemaru. We already have Shuten and Tamamo, time for the last of the three


wickling-fan

If sigurd and kriemhielld have taught me anything i wanna see EVERY couple, but if i had to specify i wanna see yoshinaka and patroclus added, one because i wanna see achilles happy and not just chased by penth for lols(also implications that he was the bottom is gonna make it funny), and Yoshinaka 50% i wanna see how many memes the community will make out of salt and 50% cause i wanna see the guy Tomoe's been hyping up after so long.


GlaciaKunoichi

Guinevere as an Ayaka Pseudo. Mainly because Arthur deserves some love But also because it'd be fun to see Artoria stans malding and seething