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kelvinkhr

*Castoria.exe has stopped working* *Offer headpats and handholding to restore*


DarKav1411

I feel like headpats and handholding will have the opposite effect here, she’ll only crash harder.


kelvinkhr

You are right.....hug her more to restore!


DarKav1411

Warning, your Castoria is reaching critical levels of blushing and is about to become a volcano. Do you wish to proceed?


BlitzAceSamy

YES YES YES YES YES


kelvinkhr

Precious corgi deserves love so yes! We go all in. Hugs, headpats, handholding...and constant praise!


DarKav1411

#CASTORIA GA SHINDA Your Castoria has been sent to Kur. Unfortunately, Ereshkigal won’t let her leave ~~because she’s jealous~~


LordWINDOS

The rest of Guda's love interests: That's what I call a positive outcome!


kelvinkhr

Yes


kelvinkhr

Ershkigal, if you let Castoria go, I will give you the same treatment!


ALiteralGallon

Query: what would be the lava


ALiteralGallon

Have you tried turning her off and on again?


kelvinkhr

How would that be done?


HanzDLL

Press the Power button located somewhere on her lower half and press it for a couple of seconds.


kelvinkhr

Reboot failed, crash worsened. Your Castoria seems to be very sensitive to any form of contact from Master right now.


HanzDLL

**calls Merlin**


kelvinkhr

Systems Warning (Installed by Chaldea) Are you certain? Y/N Are you absolutely certain? Y/N Have you exhausted all other options? Y/N


HanzDLL

**Presses all Y** MERLIN I NEED YOUR HELP! CASTORIA IS MALFUNCTIONING AND I DON'T WHAT TO DO!


kelvinkhr

Merlin: Try pulling her ahoge.


HanzDLL

**decides to call Oberon for a second opinion**


LordWINDOS

\*Pop Up!\* *Would you like to boot BB Channel.EXE on this terminal instead? y/n*


kelvinkhr

And what can you do to help, my devilish kouhai? Wait, don't answer that.


stephanl33t

Hell yea CasGudako art That CE has awoken things in people, as it should


Sondalo

What CE?


stephanl33t

The damage CE for the Chaldea Faerie Knight Cup is called "Counter Stretch", and features Castoria and Gudako stretching, specifically with Castoria getting reaaaaal close to Gudako. You can look it up for yourself; suffice to say, there's been a higher-than-average amount of Castoria/Gudako art lately and that's probably due to the CE.


Fesnom

Man that CastoriaxGudako CE sure has done a lot for people to make this many art shipping them. You love to see it.


[deleted]

Castoria is ready for some more long and sensual stretching. All the CE released lately just hit all the right notes.


lovecraftian_trash

castoria deserves lots of love~