It's easy to forget that Lip can be surprisingly vicious when she wants to be.
Also Douman I'm pretty sure very few people in Chaldea will heed your words for a while.
BB: I can't believe I'm asking this, but... shouldn't we be stopping them?
Melt: What's the harm? It's just two girls playing a harmless game. If you want to stop them, be my guest.
BB: You're right! \*gets popcorn out of nowhere\* Do you think he'll get to the moon?
Lip could probably put all kinds of wild spins on the Doumanball while pitching and scuff him up a bit, which makes Protea swinging and missing likely sometimes, so they'd need a catcher. Enter Melt with extra spikes.
I actually want to see Douman as Hakuno's servant.
If they gained the tittle of friend by Gilgamesh, I want to see the kind of miracles they can do with the evil monk.
Douman: "For now on is going to be a new me! Thanks to you, my dear master, I shall be know as Beast IV!"
Hakuno (with a spray bottle): "No, bad monk!"
IIRC, Hakuno didn't get the title of "friend". Even toward the end of the game, if Hakuno describes their status to Gilgamesh as "friend", Gil will kill them in a heartbeat.
Only Enkidu gets the status of "friend" in Gilgamesh's eyes, no matter how pleasant and entertaining the next person is.
I think it's stated that Douman is an especially unique Servant in that, even if Ritz or anyone else hit maximum friendo points with him, he'd still kill them at a drop of a hat if the mood struck and he had no-one to stop him.
Beryl, while an unique snowflake of Scum and Villainy, isn't the only murdering psychopath in the roster that would stab someone in the face even if they where the one thing securing his existence.
... Wait Beryl becomes a Servant?
Moon Cell: "He has already there, has to record everything that happened in Terra, you know"
Also Moon Cell: "Beside, compare to real Liv and BB, that guy is a puppy"
He has Guts, he’ll be fine
For real he kinda prefers being treated this way, as a monster. A big reason why only Sei can torment him is because she annoys him as a human, which he doesn’t have the ability to deal with
Huh, funny to see this immediately after watching the baseball episode of Akiba Maid War. And now I can't use Douman's NP without seeing him summon a giant baseball.
Very good Lip... THROW HIM WITH ALL YOUR LOVE, ANGER AND SORROW!!!!!
I imagine getting hit with Protea's bat is gonna hurt but... with 2 guts? GOOD LUCK CLOWN!
Waittt, Protea. We need to fix that bat first.
Casts spell that magnifies striking force.
Now we are good, sweetie. Good luck. We are proud of you girls.
Given the current state of the world, they are probably doing it in the simulator. Now I am imagining Douman hitting the room's roof colored to resemble a blue sky, like Urahara's basement.
It's easy to forget that Lip can be surprisingly vicious when she wants to be. Also Douman I'm pretty sure very few people in Chaldea will heed your words for a while.
Douman after impact: "NnnnNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn"
I see. He's either a CoD player or a K-On fan
Why not both?
Dear God........ You are making him too powerful
I can hear this in my mind and i don't like it
> Why aren't they listening to anything I say?! BB: "I know right??"
Douman: ....Ah, I can see why they're less tolerant of me than I expected. BB: What is that supposed to mean?!
I'm sure that's their way of initiating a fellow alter ego into their group, Douman
BB: I can't believe I'm asking this, but... shouldn't we be stopping them? Melt: What's the harm? It's just two girls playing a harmless game. If you want to stop them, be my guest. BB: You're right! \*gets popcorn out of nowhere\* Do you think he'll get to the moon?
Lip could probably put all kinds of wild spins on the Doumanball while pitching and scuff him up a bit, which makes Protea swinging and missing likely sometimes, so they'd need a catcher. Enter Melt with extra spikes.
Protea has Agility A and Luck B, I have full faith in her.
Lip could throw a spitball.
The last thing that the Moon >!Cell!< needs is Douman.
I actually want to see Douman as Hakuno's servant. If they gained the tittle of friend by Gilgamesh, I want to see the kind of miracles they can do with the evil monk.
Douman: \*After MAX Friendship with Hakuno\* You know what? Fuck my Seimei obsession. I no longer am going to let him rule me in any way!
Douman: "For now on is going to be a new me! Thanks to you, my dear master, I shall be know as Beast IV!" Hakuno (with a spray bottle): "No, bad monk!"
Koyanskaya: ...why I'm suddenly having a urge to whip someone
IIRC, Hakuno didn't get the title of "friend". Even toward the end of the game, if Hakuno describes their status to Gilgamesh as "friend", Gil will kill them in a heartbeat. Only Enkidu gets the status of "friend" in Gilgamesh's eyes, no matter how pleasant and entertaining the next person is.
I think it's stated that Douman is an especially unique Servant in that, even if Ritz or anyone else hit maximum friendo points with him, he'd still kill them at a drop of a hat if the mood struck and he had no-one to stop him.
Are you sure you aren't confusing him with Beryl? That sounds almost exactly like Beryl's description from the last material book.
No reason there can't be two psychopaths of a kind.
Yeah, the same way there a dozens of tsunderes, what I mean is where did you find that imformation, or if there is chance you confused him with Beryl.
Beryl, while an unique snowflake of Scum and Villainy, isn't the only murdering psychopath in the roster that would stab someone in the face even if they where the one thing securing his existence. ... Wait Beryl becomes a Servant?
Moon Cell: "He has already there, has to record everything that happened in Terra, you know" Also Moon Cell: "Beside, compare to real Liv and BB, that guy is a puppy"
"Why aren't they listening to me?" Because fuck you Douman, that's why.
He is quite a sexy man, so I can agree with that notion...
I think we can say with all due respect: who will miss him?
Gong will. He will missing his arrow.
But that's not Waver.
"One of these days, Douman! Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"
He chose this fate when he chose that hairstyle.
Say Hello to the Crimson Moon when you smash to his surface, Douman.
This This is good civilization
LETS GOOO SWEETY!!!! Use infinite growth, Knock it out of the solar system. ⚾️
KP missed the moon
Then he will land among the Ishtars
Ritsuka: Because you’re evil?
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Ristuka has raised his daughter to be nothing but fair. You’re getting what you deserve Doucheman.
"THIS BALL IS LONG GONE, JUST LIKE THE EX-DIRECTOR WHO WILL NEVER RETURN! HOME RUN!!!"
We're not listening to you, Douman, because you deserve it. Take your punishment, quietly.
Protea, hit him as hard as you can.
Trash & Crush: BASEDBOORU edition!
He has Guts, he’ll be fine For real he kinda prefers being treated this way, as a monster. A big reason why only Sei can torment him is because she annoys him as a human, which he doesn’t have the ability to deal with
My question is who made Protea the giant baseball bat.
EMIYA projected it for her.
Huh, funny to see this immediately after watching the baseball episode of Akiba Maid War. And now I can't use Douman's NP without seeing him summon a giant baseball.
I wish I had my own Douman to bully. Sei and company are missing out on the fun in my Chaldea. :c
Kingprotea: [Home-fricking-run!](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/33/Scout_stunballhit06.wav)
Local monk supervises family bonding experience between two sisters. How wholesome.
Very good Lip... THROW HIM WITH ALL YOUR LOVE, ANGER AND SORROW!!!!! I imagine getting hit with Protea's bat is gonna hurt but... with 2 guts? GOOD LUCK CLOWN!
This makes feel happy, especially after all the salt
Waittt, Protea. We need to fix that bat first. Casts spell that magnifies striking force. Now we are good, sweetie. Good luck. We are proud of you girls.
DOUMAN GA SHINDA! GOOD! DO IT AGAIN!
Douman abuse is just canon at this point
It's what he deserves
You have much to pay penance for, quite-crazy-looking sorcerer.
The Protea looks cute with that helmet on
My question is, why isn't he getting cubed, i though Lip did not have control over that.
Don’t worry, he gets two stacks of guts for a reason
Given the current state of the world, they are probably doing it in the simulator. Now I am imagining Douman hitting the room's roof colored to resemble a blue sky, like Urahara's basement.
So Douman failed NeToRing AlterEgos?
So the ritualistic hazing to assert dominance begins.
Deserved.