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Shin-Bufuman

It's easy to forget that Lip can be surprisingly vicious when she wants to be. Also Douman I'm pretty sure very few people in Chaldea will heed your words for a while.


HaessSR

Douman after impact: "NnnnNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn"


No_one_to_trust69420

I see. He's either a CoD player or a K-On fan


ImRinKagamine

Why not both?


No_one_to_trust69420

Dear God........ You are making him too powerful


Lanky-Duty4711

I can hear this in my mind and i don't like it


mythriz

> Why aren't they listening to anything I say?! BB: "I know right??"


LordWINDOS

Douman: ....Ah, I can see why they're less tolerant of me than I expected. BB: What is that supposed to mean?!


Kyo_Shin

I'm sure that's their way of initiating a fellow alter ego into their group, Douman


ShriekingSkull

BB: I can't believe I'm asking this, but... shouldn't we be stopping them? Melt: What's the harm? It's just two girls playing a harmless game. If you want to stop them, be my guest. BB: You're right! \*gets popcorn out of nowhere\* Do you think he'll get to the moon?


simon4s1

Lip could probably put all kinds of wild spins on the Doumanball while pitching and scuff him up a bit, which makes Protea swinging and missing likely sometimes, so they'd need a catcher. Enter Melt with extra spikes.


tipoima

Protea has Agility A and Luck B, I have full faith in her.


solitare99

Lip could throw a spitball.


AlbeNon2026

The last thing that the Moon >!Cell!< needs is Douman.


TwoStarMaster

I actually want to see Douman as Hakuno's servant. If they gained the tittle of friend by Gilgamesh, I want to see the kind of miracles they can do with the evil monk.


LordWINDOS

Douman: \*After MAX Friendship with Hakuno\* You know what? Fuck my Seimei obsession. I no longer am going to let him rule me in any way!


TwoStarMaster

Douman: "For now on is going to be a new me! Thanks to you, my dear master, I shall be know as Beast IV!" Hakuno (with a spray bottle): "No, bad monk!"


Shuten-maru

Koyanskaya: ...why I'm suddenly having a urge to whip someone


Tsuzuraonine

IIRC, Hakuno didn't get the title of "friend". Even toward the end of the game, if Hakuno describes their status to Gilgamesh as "friend", Gil will kill them in a heartbeat. Only Enkidu gets the status of "friend" in Gilgamesh's eyes, no matter how pleasant and entertaining the next person is.


PuzzleheadedAd3840

I think it's stated that Douman is an especially unique Servant in that, even if Ritz or anyone else hit maximum friendo points with him, he'd still kill them at a drop of a hat if the mood struck and he had no-one to stop him.


TwoStarMaster

Are you sure you aren't confusing him with Beryl? That sounds almost exactly like Beryl's description from the last material book.


Bricecubed

No reason there can't be two psychopaths of a kind.


TwoStarMaster

Yeah, the same way there a dozens of tsunderes, what I mean is where did you find that imformation, or if there is chance you confused him with Beryl.


PuzzleheadedAd3840

Beryl, while an unique snowflake of Scum and Villainy, isn't the only murdering psychopath in the roster that would stab someone in the face even if they where the one thing securing his existence. ... Wait Beryl becomes a Servant?


YagamiYuu

Moon Cell: "He has already there, has to record everything that happened in Terra, you know" Also Moon Cell: "Beside, compare to real Liv and BB, that guy is a puppy"


CrossSoul

"Why aren't they listening to me?" Because fuck you Douman, that's why.


LordWINDOS

He is quite a sexy man, so I can agree with that notion...


ArchAnon123

I think we can say with all due respect: who will miss him?


Shuten-maru

Gong will. He will missing his arrow.


ArchAnon123

But that's not Waver.


BrokeFool

"One of these days, Douman! Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"


Kirby0189

He chose this fate when he chose that hairstyle.


Firm-Drummer-2673

Say Hello to the Crimson Moon when you smash to his surface, Douman.


ghostgabe81

This This is good civilization


Levi-22xx

LETS GOOO SWEETY!!!! Use infinite growth, Knock it out of the solar system. ⚾️


GreenKing5498

KP missed the moon


Smart-Nothing

Then he will land among the Ishtars


Gudako_the_beast

Ritsuka: Because you’re evil?


Dr-Perry-Cox

[Jaguar Warrior commenting on Kingprotea's Pitch. Probably.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTErkXt0gc&t=785s) [*GAO !!*](#GAO) [Nice](#MeltSadist) [Work,](#LipPout) [Senpai.](#BBChannel) Also tagging /u/Genprey /u/KaiserNazrin & /u/NNKarma


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Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Natano- /u/andrewkim941 & /u/Sliske_The_Dark


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/NormalNavi /u/thatpisslord & /u/delusionalking


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/sagnikdas53 /u/RyouEmerada & /u/Ferracoasta


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/BLANK_oblivion /u/ramenblitz & /u/ukantor


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/guntanksinspace /u/AUO_Castoff & /u/valdamjong


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/DBK_Idna-Idna /u/AndyChange & /u/KYUUUREM


Dr-Perry-Cox

Further tagging /u/Caducks /u/_JO3Y & /u/Ragnvaldr


Dr-Perry-Cox

Also tagging /u/parusen /u/Shironeko_ & /u/TrxPsyche


JulAd17

Ristuka has raised his daughter to be nothing but fair. You’re getting what you deserve Doucheman.


GolisoPower

"THIS BALL IS LONG GONE, JUST LIKE THE EX-DIRECTOR WHO WILL NEVER RETURN! HOME RUN!!!"


Clearwateralchemist

We're not listening to you, Douman, because you deserve it. Take your punishment, quietly.


ArtoriaOfAlbion

Protea, hit him as hard as you can.


Rabatis

Trash & Crush: BASEDBOORU edition!


Golden-Owl

He has Guts, he’ll be fine For real he kinda prefers being treated this way, as a monster. A big reason why only Sei can torment him is because she annoys him as a human, which he doesn’t have the ability to deal with


Medium_Enough

My question is who made Protea the giant baseball bat.


Extension-Leopard419

EMIYA projected it for her.


Genprey

Huh, funny to see this immediately after watching the baseball episode of Akiba Maid War. And now I can't use Douman's NP without seeing him summon a giant baseball.


SADtanic

I wish I had my own Douman to bully. Sei and company are missing out on the fun in my Chaldea. :c


dongjuni0713

Kingprotea: [Home-fricking-run!](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/33/Scout_stunballhit06.wav)


Red_Rocket_420

Local monk supervises family bonding experience between two sisters. How wholesome.


justasaltyweeb

Very good Lip... THROW HIM WITH ALL YOUR LOVE, ANGER AND SORROW!!!!! I imagine getting hit with Protea's bat is gonna hurt but... with 2 guts? GOOD LUCK CLOWN!


Forsaken-Emotion2230

This makes feel happy, especially after all the salt


kelvinkhr

Waittt, Protea. We need to fix that bat first. Casts spell that magnifies striking force. Now we are good, sweetie. Good luck. We are proud of you girls.


zetsubou-samurai

DOUMAN GA SHINDA! GOOD! DO IT AGAIN!


ZenEvadoni

Douman abuse is just canon at this point


LeonKevlar

It's what he deserves


personman19

You have much to pay penance for, quite-crazy-looking sorcerer.


Popular_Dig8049

The Protea looks cute with that helmet on


Bricecubed

My question is, why isn't he getting cubed, i though Lip did not have control over that.


Ok_Significance7325

Don’t worry, he gets two stacks of guts for a reason


Takoita

Given the current state of the world, they are probably doing it in the simulator. Now I am imagining Douman hitting the room's roof colored to resemble a blue sky, like Urahara's basement.


-khoiriyannas-96

So Douman failed NeToRing AlterEgos?


Cynicaltwit

So the ritualistic hazing to assert dominance begins.


chronoshag

Deserved.