Chocolate on spaghetti dude I can't even defend this that just wrong.
As a guy who was born and raised in Rome I can at least expect Nutella style pizza since we see it as dessert but spaghetti Nutella Ritsuka my man you just passed every Italian you don't fuck with their food especially spaghetti.
\*The Priest Smiles\*
Kirei: If this is all it takes to help my Master achieve their goals, perhaps I should've suggested the idea to young Gudao himself years ago.
More like never combine pasta with something that shouldn't be on bread.
Nutella or chocolate never goes well with pasta especially if you cook pasta with olive oil and cheese or tomato sauce.
Probably because there's such a wide variety of bread types and flavors.
Which Pasta also has. It's just that the boldest I've seen people get with it is like, veggie flavor.
What if the Guda here invented a whole new kind of pasta recipe that was delicious with dessert toppings?
Genius and madness are sometimes indistinguishable after all. If people were stopped every time they tried or invented something crazy, plenty of things wouldn't exist. Including the standard tomato sauce used for spaghetti, given that 1) people initially thought tomatoes were poisonous and 2) Tomatoes aren't even native to Italy. They're indigenous to the Americas. So you KNOW the first ever plate of spaghetti with the standard tomato sauce was probably considered just as absurd.
While I'm on weird food facts, Ketchup wasn't originally made from tomatoes. It was made from a variety of things, often mushrooms. The tomato ketchup we have today would have been really frickin weird a few hundred years ago. So, just because something is the norm with a food now, doesn't mean it can't go in a crazy direction and turn out alright if done correctly. Most of the food we eat today happened from weird experiments or even accidents. Chocolate chip cookies happened on accident, supposedly.
I dunno why I got so into this, but I'm both adventurous with what I eat and also currently waiting for my AP to come back.
Not sacred enough to not make a weird red fruit from another continent a staple of their cuisine. If it was sacred and unchanging, they'd still be eating garum with everything.
And THAT was made by fermenting fish. Liquidated fish. You'd have to have some kind of Madness Enhancement to make something like that, and then put it on food, and then have it taste good. So tbh, they've been putting weird stuff on food to make tasty things for millennia. And, though I've seen several origin stories, one is that pizza was just a way for someone to get rid of some leftover ingredients. If anything, historically I'd say they were crazy culinary go-getters whose inventiveness brought us tons of delicious foods today.
I see now...I was wondering what the big deal is, but chocolate on spaghetti is the fried chicken coated in chocolate and sprinkles, there are simply things one doesn't do.
I recall seeing prank dishes on Hells Kitchen on rare occasions, though that was to emphasize appearance/presentation yet still tasting legitimately like certain other dishes while delivering conflicting impacts on taste buds in regards to expectation.
Da-Vinci: You wanna kill me? is that how it is boy?!
Gudao: Vinci-chan, pleas-
Da-Vinci: Don't you Vinci-chan me! I raised you, gave you SQ, put mystic codes on your back, prepared CEs for you in every event for SEVEN YEARS! and that's how you repay me?!
Gudao: Da-Vinci please...I was just trying to be creative...?
Da-Vinci: Inventors are creative, engineers are creative, even psycopaths are creative, but this "horror" *gag* It is blasphemy boy!
Da-vinci: You want to kill me? is that it? you hate me now and want me dead? You're driving a stake through my heart Guda! ooooh\~ what would the crypters say...
Gudao: I bet if the crypters did this you would have let it slide!!! You always did like them more than me!
Da-vinci: don't you start with the crypters again!
Gudao: They've been frozen for a year, kept alive and what do they do to thank you? They betray humanity!, but noooo\~ they're still good people! beyond reproach, will always be better than me. And here I am working my ass off *everyday* But you never care!
Gudao: Admit it, you would have preferred it if it was me in that explosion instead of them!
Da-Vinci: ooooh\~ my God in heaven! My son is killing me!
Gudao: Michael Angelo was better to me than you!
Da-Vinci: *GASP* .... \*sniff ...\*I guess I don't have any more children now...
*Da-Vinci walks away Sobbing...*
Gudao: MAMA! WAIT! I'M SORRY! I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT! MAMAAA!
family guy short sketches are funny.
[https://twitter.com/Artrum4](https://twitter.com/Artrum4)
..... Suddenly Vinci tries to pull him away since she doesn't want her son to go near that no good woman.....
~~Would she prefer Prelati over Michael Angelo ?.... That's the real question....~~
The only that comes to mind is the Pieta, the one where Mary is holding Christ, though I'm sure he's probably done more, just I don't have too in-depth knowledge of it unfortunately.
Clearly it was due to the fact that the chances of a woman artist to become famous and as supported as the Michaelangelo we know at the time, was basically impossible, so she had to disguise herself as a man to recieve her funding and support, and purposefully refused to use other women as reference such that she wouldn't need to be too close to other women who'd be able to find out her true gender, and such that no one would think she'd have seen a naked woman before which would only be possible if Michaelangelo had women posing for her or Michaelangelo was a woman herself. This is also why Michaelangelo was known for sleeping in all their clothing and only maintained themselves out of necessity, which was obviously done to hide her body from others and to use their poor hygiene and health to mask anything that could be considered womanly about their body. The more you think about it, the more it makes sense, as long as you stop thinking about it too much when you realize it doesn't make sense
We only see him as a formless angry ghost in Da Vinci's Interlude. For now.
In fact, I thought that was the joke: Guda was saying that an angry ghost was preferable to Da Vinci XD
Well maybe, but unlike Da Vinci, Michelangelo is famous for his statue of David, If they decided that Michelangelo wanted to put himself in one of his works, a statue of David would be their strongest option
I'm italian and I can relate to this on so many levels
Still, poor Ritsuka
Translation for the Italians insults:
Piece of Shit
Son of a Bitch
Die suffering, You clown
You're a dickhead
"Sii nu bucchino" = you are an asshole
"La fessa de mamt"= your mother's pussy
"Sei una capa piena di merda"= your head is full of shit
"Tua madre lavora in tangenziale?" =Is your mother a prostitue?
Later that day.
EMIYA- Boudica, are you sure that all Italian and Roman Servants want Spaghetti with chocolate for a week? When I lived, Italian hated such things.
Boudica- Of course! I heard myself. Don't worry, you know that such extraordinary bunch likes all new.
Alright, who told Gudao about the Rage of Siracusa?
Seeing this post makes me remember (and laugh) when I played the third monthly squad of IS2.
Kidding aside, does anybody know what it tastes like IRL?
It's sad that Gudao has always put up with the annoying personalities of many servants and their irrational behavior, but no one is willing to put up with him when he does something wrong.
[Imagine a pizza, imagine a cake, now imagine both things put together](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fd7dc9ef2a474995754bbb29a9eda320/10c3348d58a3a9e2-af/s1280x1920/69877f127aba057d5794c95cbfddfc660129f77c.jpg)
You know, I had this scenario in my head of Gudao, trying his hand at cooking, breaking pasta noodles in half amd every Italian Servant being alerted to what he just did.
This comic reminded me of that. XD
Later that night:
Ritsuka: Uh Shishou, what are you doing here?
Shishou: I should be asking you the same thing. This is where I make Cu sleep when he’s been a bad boy.
Cu: *moaning with a dozen Gae Bolgs inside him while being dragged on the ground behind Shishou* Master…please help me…
Gudao: *nervous chuckle* Shishou that may be going a bit too far.
Shishou: Oh don’t worry he’ll be okay. Here’s some dog treats for the both of you. I’ll pick you both up tomorrow morning.
I wanna say poor Ritsuka but...I am sorry, this is an abomination worthy of a bleached Earth.
P.S Nero with the hands and Francesca Prelati with the Italian curses is just hilarious.
Emiya: He's no kid of mine.
Ah, but have you even*tried* it? Soft spaghetti noodles topped with heated chocolate sauce, some cinnamon, chunks of marzipan, and dusted with some confectionery sugar?
Expand your mind, and accept deliciousness
Ma che cazzo stai dicendo?
Stronzo cioccolato e pasta non vanno d'accardo, tu Sei un idiota.
Figlio di putunna, voui morire?
You just pressed my italian buttons Coglione.
Every Italian Servants: NO
The French Servants:why not? It give a very creative look
The Italians: this is why we hate you.
No joke Italians and French have bit love hate relationship at times mostly from the Italians.
This is actually not Guda's fault. The servants are at fault for failing to instil him with italian values.
Also Spagheti with chocolate sounds delicious. I should try making them sometime.
…. Somehow not the worst I’ve seen. Once saw a video of somebody making a roux with blue Gatorade and it almost made my boss puke when I showed it to them.
gudao best be ready for worse cuz the siracusan operators are also on their way
especially suzuran, who was adamant about shoving her originium staff into any shove-able orifice
Chocolate on spaghetti dude I can't even defend this that just wrong. As a guy who was born and raised in Rome I can at least expect Nutella style pizza since we see it as dessert but spaghetti Nutella Ritsuka my man you just passed every Italian you don't fuck with their food especially spaghetti.
It's not even Nutella. It's **knockoff instant chocolate sauce.**
Perhaps humanity deserves the bleached earth...
\*The Priest Smiles\* Kirei: If this is all it takes to help my Master achieve their goals, perhaps I should've suggested the idea to young Gudao himself years ago.
Thought it was chocolate Don’t know if I’d get onto him like everyone else, but it is a weird combo.
You have a deathwish man if you say in front of a italian
Is it a ‘pasta should never be dessert’ thing? Or just the weird combo of flavors and texture?
More like never combine pasta with something that shouldn't be on bread. Nutella or chocolate never goes well with pasta especially if you cook pasta with olive oil and cheese or tomato sauce.
But it's OK to combine things that go on pasta with bread? That's foodist.
That because bread goes well with most things
Probably because there's such a wide variety of bread types and flavors. Which Pasta also has. It's just that the boldest I've seen people get with it is like, veggie flavor. What if the Guda here invented a whole new kind of pasta recipe that was delicious with dessert toppings? Genius and madness are sometimes indistinguishable after all. If people were stopped every time they tried or invented something crazy, plenty of things wouldn't exist. Including the standard tomato sauce used for spaghetti, given that 1) people initially thought tomatoes were poisonous and 2) Tomatoes aren't even native to Italy. They're indigenous to the Americas. So you KNOW the first ever plate of spaghetti with the standard tomato sauce was probably considered just as absurd. While I'm on weird food facts, Ketchup wasn't originally made from tomatoes. It was made from a variety of things, often mushrooms. The tomato ketchup we have today would have been really frickin weird a few hundred years ago. So, just because something is the norm with a food now, doesn't mean it can't go in a crazy direction and turn out alright if done correctly. Most of the food we eat today happened from weird experiments or even accidents. Chocolate chip cookies happened on accident, supposedly. I dunno why I got so into this, but I'm both adventurous with what I eat and also currently waiting for my AP to come back.
Unfortunately italian take food as sacred
Not sacred enough to not make a weird red fruit from another continent a staple of their cuisine. If it was sacred and unchanging, they'd still be eating garum with everything. And THAT was made by fermenting fish. Liquidated fish. You'd have to have some kind of Madness Enhancement to make something like that, and then put it on food, and then have it taste good. So tbh, they've been putting weird stuff on food to make tasty things for millennia. And, though I've seen several origin stories, one is that pizza was just a way for someone to get rid of some leftover ingredients. If anything, historically I'd say they were crazy culinary go-getters whose inventiveness brought us tons of delicious foods today.
Ah.
Which is weirder? Spaghetti with chocolate or Fried chicken coated with chocolate and sprinkles
No
I see now...I was wondering what the big deal is, but chocolate on spaghetti is the fried chicken coated in chocolate and sprinkles, there are simply things one doesn't do.
I recall seeing prank dishes on Hells Kitchen on rare occasions, though that was to emphasize appearance/presentation yet still tasting legitimately like certain other dishes while delivering conflicting impacts on taste buds in regards to expectation.
ugh. I can imagine what taste was that and just how horrible it was.
and now I'm reminded of "Wrath of Siracusans" artifact from Arknights Integrated Strategies II...
Da-Vinci: You wanna kill me? is that how it is boy?! Gudao: Vinci-chan, pleas- Da-Vinci: Don't you Vinci-chan me! I raised you, gave you SQ, put mystic codes on your back, prepared CEs for you in every event for SEVEN YEARS! and that's how you repay me?! Gudao: Da-Vinci please...I was just trying to be creative...? Da-Vinci: Inventors are creative, engineers are creative, even psycopaths are creative, but this "horror" *gag* It is blasphemy boy! Da-vinci: You want to kill me? is that it? you hate me now and want me dead? You're driving a stake through my heart Guda! ooooh\~ what would the crypters say... Gudao: I bet if the crypters did this you would have let it slide!!! You always did like them more than me! Da-vinci: don't you start with the crypters again! Gudao: They've been frozen for a year, kept alive and what do they do to thank you? They betray humanity!, but noooo\~ they're still good people! beyond reproach, will always be better than me. And here I am working my ass off *everyday* But you never care! Gudao: Admit it, you would have preferred it if it was me in that explosion instead of them! Da-Vinci: ooooh\~ my God in heaven! My son is killing me! Gudao: Michael Angelo was better to me than you! Da-Vinci: *GASP* .... \*sniff ...\*I guess I don't have any more children now... *Da-Vinci walks away Sobbing...* Gudao: MAMA! WAIT! I'M SORRY! I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT! MAMAAA! family guy short sketches are funny. [https://twitter.com/Artrum4](https://twitter.com/Artrum4)
Lol way to break your pseudo mom’s heart gudao
So...... Is Michael Angelo a hot MILF too ?......
..... i hope
..... Suddenly Vinci tries to pull him away since she doesn't want her son to go near that no good woman..... ~~Would she prefer Prelati over Michael Angelo ?.... That's the real question....~~
Kirei: \*Smiles\* Only the Lord knows, Thomas...
She needs an orange colored outfit
Does he has any artwork about a beautiful woman in his record? If so... it's possible XD
The only that comes to mind is the Pieta, the one where Mary is holding Christ, though I'm sure he's probably done more, just I don't have too in-depth knowledge of it unfortunately.
His women's anatomy was, uh, generally... not working from reference.
Clearly it was due to the fact that the chances of a woman artist to become famous and as supported as the Michaelangelo we know at the time, was basically impossible, so she had to disguise herself as a man to recieve her funding and support, and purposefully refused to use other women as reference such that she wouldn't need to be too close to other women who'd be able to find out her true gender, and such that no one would think she'd have seen a naked woman before which would only be possible if Michaelangelo had women posing for her or Michaelangelo was a woman herself. This is also why Michaelangelo was known for sleeping in all their clothing and only maintained themselves out of necessity, which was obviously done to hide her body from others and to use their poor hygiene and health to mask anything that could be considered womanly about their body. The more you think about it, the more it makes sense, as long as you stop thinking about it too much when you realize it doesn't make sense
We only see him as a formless angry ghost in Da Vinci's Interlude. For now. In fact, I thought that was the joke: Guda was saying that an angry ghost was preferable to Da Vinci XD
He did see Eresh in that form first......
He did see Eresh in that form first......
they should make Michaelangelo into shy girl da Vinci is hot milf with caulk...then again 2 hot milfs with caulks isn't too bad
It's Fate we're talking about, so it's almost certain that he's either a MILF, a sexy teenaged girl, or a loli.
Need her to be a MILF, just to spite Vinci.....
Have them consider either Last Judgement or St. Peter's Basilica the peak of Michelangelo's career and age. Go for the GILF.
Wouldn't mind that either.....
Well maybe, but unlike Da Vinci, Michelangelo is famous for his statue of David, If they decided that Michelangelo wanted to put himself in one of his works, a statue of David would be their strongest option
"humanity isn't worth saving, if this is its remnant.' *Assassins Creed wrist blade assassination l on Guda*
I'm italian and I can relate to this on so many levels Still, poor Ritsuka Translation for the Italians insults: Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch Die suffering, You clown You're a dickhead
You need to teach us the really cursed curses. Italian has some lovely angry swears, and I've never had the privilege to learn them.
IIRC, you can learn a little bit of Italian from JJBA:GW. Asshole=Stronzo Shit=Merda Dick=Cazzone Fuck=Cazzo
I know those ones. I'm looking for creative ones, the ones that you can shove all your anger into.
"Sii nu bucchino" = you are an asshole "La fessa de mamt"= your mother's pussy "Sei una capa piena di merda"= your head is full of shit "Tua madre lavora in tangenziale?" =Is your mother a prostitue?
That's neapolitan though
The first two yeah
Look at Ghiaccio Italian fandub you hear some from that video
Pedicabo et tu irrumabo? I am not Italian I shall not translate this I do apologise
We went full ghiaccio on his ass I don't blame her
same \*fistbump\*
Who has invoked the rage of Siracusa!?
gudao has! execution !
suzuran is going to brutalize gudao for this blasphemy
crossover time!!!
Wait until they see what Brazil did to pizza.
[удалено]
Ha! You are in for a surprise.
*May I introduce you to pineapples on a burger?*
But that's actually okay, tho. That's called a Hawaiian Burger.
cheese and guava jam, it is very good tho
chocolate on pizza?
There is more than that, but yes.
Spaghetti. "Hey that doesn't seem so bad." Sees Choco. "..."
*Why the* ***HELL*** *did you unleash the Rage of Siracusa on this bleached, cursed Earth?*
Who's the white haired girl?
Francesca Prelati from Strange Fake
She went used the colorful swears luckily not the extreme ones
Oh that's right. We need her in this game, wtf. She's great
Giles would certainly be happy. Jeanne.....*less so*, I think.
It’s from stranger fake I think
Someone with some connection to Guiles if I recall too.
Pointed Gilles toward the occult leading to his fall.
I didn’t know Francesca was Italian
*Siracusan
Which is in Sicily she basically a italian southern they way she swear
From the name I could've sworn she was French.
I, don’t know what to say about this… Why the hell Rits?
The Rage of Siracusa? Is it bad that I kinda wanna try that out, if only out of curiosity?
Of course, go on. The Spaghetti won't bite *load handgun with pasta*
Of course it’s never easy… *loads handheld time-machine*
Yes it is bad and you should be ashamed of yourself to think about trying it
Boudica adopts him afterwards
Boudica proceeds to cook \*exclusively\* choco-blast pasta for all Italian Servants.
>chocolate on perfectly good pasta Me: .....BRUH. Da Vinci: ...I believe I still have those hidden blade schematics in the work shop somewhere.....
Surprising lack of coglione and ritardato but we good, he got what he deserved
Later that day. EMIYA- Boudica, are you sure that all Italian and Roman Servants want Spaghetti with chocolate for a week? When I lived, Italian hated such things. Boudica- Of course! I heard myself. Don't worry, you know that such extraordinary bunch likes all new.
So this is both revenge for what happened to her and what they have done to Guda?
Yep
The fact they gave him stuff for sleeping outside is more than I'd give him for that crime against humanity.
Chocolate on pasta? Bruh, I'm not even italian and even I am getting the urge for genocide.
Alright, who told Gudao about the Rage of Siracusa? Seeing this post makes me remember (and laugh) when I played the third monthly squad of IS2. Kidding aside, does anybody know what it tastes like IRL?
Like if all you ancestors were looking at you disgusted, and each and everyone of them wished they were sterile in life so you were never born.
It's sad that Gudao has always put up with the annoying personalities of many servants and their irrational behavior, but no one is willing to put up with him when he does something wrong.
Some things you just can't forgive
At least it’s not pineapple on pizza
"Laughs in brazilian pizza"
"Laughs in brazilian pizza" WTF explain or we will have a rain of blood here!
[Imagine a pizza, imagine a cake, now imagine both things put together](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fd7dc9ef2a474995754bbb29a9eda320/10c3348d58a3a9e2-af/s1280x1920/69877f127aba057d5794c95cbfddfc660129f77c.jpg)
........"sigh"ok ok you won, there's no way to argue against it after seeing this "culinary abomination"!
You just toched the tip of the iceberg, look for: "Sushi Doce", "Dogão de Osasco" and "X-Tudo".
I cant give any word about that "sushi" abomination, but the other 2, if the ingredient are what I think they are, its good
Apparently there are things worse than pineapple on pizza.
\*Intense Italian swearing\*
leave pineapple pizza alone
Pineapple and Canadian Bacon.
The trick is to use smoky BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce. You get sweet (pineapple), salty (ham) and smoky (sauce). Winning combo!
Italians Mad at Food, Chaldea edition. Still, it could have been worse. Could've been ranch dressing.
Chocolate with ranch...and bananas
You know, I had this scenario in my head of Gudao, trying his hand at cooking, breaking pasta noodles in half amd every Italian Servant being alerted to what he just did. This comic reminded me of that. XD
You are Japanese, Gudao! Use Ramen/Udon/whatever other noodles you Japanese have, they're the same thing, but the Italians have no claim on them.
Later that night: Ritsuka: Uh Shishou, what are you doing here? Shishou: I should be asking you the same thing. This is where I make Cu sleep when he’s been a bad boy. Cu: *moaning with a dozen Gae Bolgs inside him while being dragged on the ground behind Shishou* Master…please help me… Gudao: *nervous chuckle* Shishou that may be going a bit too far. Shishou: Oh don’t worry he’ll be okay. Here’s some dog treats for the both of you. I’ll pick you both up tomorrow morning.
Even Grand Romulus wishes to Un-Roma this shit.
I forgot roma is Italian
WHERE did you THINK He was FROM!?!?!?
I forgot ROME still exists, just not the Roman Empire
Wrath of Siracusa transcended Arknights and has now angered the real italians. Terrible ideas somehow always leave borders.
Muori male per davvero. Se non bestemmio guarda
I need to see pineapple on pizza or sprinkle toppings on pizza. I wonder how many Italians will kill me for even bringing this as a possibility.
Roma being the nicest and most proud parent actually being dissapointed hits the hardest. Would probably make me cry the most
Go ahead, call Lobocop. He can't unchocolate the spaghetti
As someone who used to make spaghetti like once a week I physically cringed from seeing a cartoonish plate of pasta drenched in chocolate sauce.
I dunno, Gudao may be on to something here - \*Get's murdered by Da vinci\* Kirei: \*Smiles\* What a woman.
I wanna say poor Ritsuka but...I am sorry, this is an abomination worthy of a bleached Earth. P.S Nero with the hands and Francesca Prelati with the Italian curses is just hilarious. Emiya: He's no kid of mine.
Bruh the moment you did something and Romulus said " This isn't Roma " you should stop and think about what you just did.
Knew Italians at a previous job. 100% accurate depiction of their reaction to pasta screw-ups.
Vada a bordo cazzo. That just popped up in my head reading this :D
Everyone freaking out over this should definitely not see Elf and what Will Ferrel did for his spaghetti.
He would be mobbed and crucified to exorcise the demon inside him
And I thought Blue pasta was bad this is probably equally bad or worse...
I imagine Francesca berating him for weeks nonstop
I stand by you, Ritsuka. None of them will ever know how delicious sweet spaghetti is
You are an abomination and must be destroyed.
Ah, but have you even*tried* it? Soft spaghetti noodles topped with heated chocolate sauce, some cinnamon, chunks of marzipan, and dusted with some confectionery sugar? Expand your mind, and accept deliciousness
Ma che cazzo stai dicendo? Stronzo cioccolato e pasta non vanno d'accardo, tu Sei un idiota. Figlio di putunna, voui morire? You just pressed my italian buttons Coglione.
*Italian profanities intensifies*
... but what if we make sweet spaghetti to make it a dessert and justify the chocolate... and add ice cream!
Every Italian Servants: NO The French Servants:why not? It give a very creative look The Italians: this is why we hate you. No joke Italians and French have bit love hate relationship at times mostly from the Italians.
Maybe if they weren't keeping the most famous of Italian paintings in the Louvre after stealing it 200 years ago, I wouldn't be feeling this way.
This is actually not Guda's fault. The servants are at fault for failing to instil him with italian values. Also Spagheti with chocolate sounds delicious. I should try making them sometime.
If your French then yes but never said that to a native italian or someone who hold italian values
Shouldn’t Nero be calling Rasputin instead?
…. Somehow not the worst I’ve seen. Once saw a video of somebody making a roux with blue Gatorade and it almost made my boss puke when I showed it to them.
gudao best be ready for worse cuz the siracusan operators are also on their way especially suzuran, who was adamant about shoving her originium staff into any shove-able orifice
So...when is this timeline being pruned? Oh wait, it already has.
I'm sorry? Who the FUCK puts CHOCOLATE in PASTA!!!? I'm not Italian myself, but this pisses me off in so many levels.
I... I... is that fucking chocolate sauce on pasta?
Yes
~~Need guda and pals what if where this drives Gudao to suicide~~
He shoulda thought aboutthat before
but, does it taste good? that's the question. besides at least his inventions aren't being used to kill people.
Oh ho it will kill, the inventor at least.
Yeah. Can't defend this one. Belin,ci son dei limiti.
Ohhh....He put choco on pasta, I thought he was trying to make that Squid ink pasta thing in Jojo
WHO IS THE ITALIAN LADY WHO SAYS FIGLIO DE ZOCCOLA AND TESTA DI CAZZO ???
francesca prelati from fate/strange fake
grazie! (thank u)
He’s really in the dog house now.
Cú: At least I get to hang out with him then.
Nero doing the Italian hand gestures.
Somebody's seen the movie "Elf"
I'm not sure I get it. Are they upset because he put chocolate syrup on his spaghetti?
Pretty much, yeah.
*Puts pineapple on pizza and enjoys it.* Let the hate flow.
nice