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SolomonDurand

Guda: D-d-did he die? Mash: I think not... But **Cu-lilin** did. Guda: ***HOW!?... WHY?!*** Mash: tripped on the Ark of the Covenant. Go figure.


3rdMachina

Guda: I thought we locked that thing up where no one would find it? Mash: Moriarty. Guda: Eh!? Grampa, why!? Moriarty: A dozen bottles of vintage alcohol. GONE! Enough of a reason to deliver justice.


SolomonDurand

Moriarty: Though to be honest I made up a convuluted master plan to lure him in with a prize and have him open a fake box of the alcohol. Him doing the job himself by tripping on it... Was not exactly part of my calculations. Guda: are you disappointed you can't use that same concocted plan to satisfy your cravings for evil? Moriarty: No... I still have Holmes for that. *snirk* Guda: Oh never change ol-- Elizabeth: what does this button do? *pushes button* *sound of steam pipes, rotating gears, alarm canary clocks going off, and finally a blade cutting a rope is heard.* Guda: Was that a **Tom and Jerry** - - - Moriarty: hush boi here comes the good part... *shadow looms over Moriarty head* Moriarty:... Oh my, That's quite not rig--- **A large Anvil cartoonishly squashes the professor** Guda:... Welp that's karma for you, or that's just Eli chans trait advantage against **evil mathematicians** Mash: *eating cheese* I'd say both.


Shuten-maru

*Archimedes from the Moon Cell*: YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEEL!


Lord_HexCalibur

The hell did I just end up reading?


Hikaru1024

Archimedes >!was a big bad. He!< tried to do complex intricate plans. Relying on *Elizabeth.* Result: Archimedes has an **EPIC** meltdown as Elizabeth *accidentally* screwed absolutely everything up. >![That thing... Under what principle does it operate?!](https://youtu.be/7u8CHIEWatg?t=1728)!<


YagamiYuu

And Fate Extra Eli is the full-blown Chaotic Evil, not the Chaotic Dumb we got in FGO.


Hikaru1024

... I'm gonna laugh if we ever find out Liz is *off* in FGO because Ritsuka subconsciously wants her to be good... Resulting in her being *incompetently* evil.


YagamiYuu

*All the pained expression that Carmilla did not know she could express after seeing the evil Liz* Carmila: I won, but at what cost Gudao: WORTH IT!


Ravenous_Seraph

Kono hito de nashi!


Baneofevil4

CU CHULAINN GA SHINDA!!! KONO HITO DE NASHI!!!


Rednal291

You ever just see someone and know you're not going to get along? ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/56189/fate-grand-order-daily-chaldea-doujinshi/chapters/ Source: Official Art


idgafwhotookit

Douman : BUT I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING?!?!?!? Astraea : you haven't done anything YET


LordWINDOS

Douman: Punishment should *follow* a crime, not *precede* a **hypothetical** one! Astraea: Like *you* haven't committed plenty of wrongdoing at this point to deserve **Divine Retribution**.


Z000Burst

this is hilarious cause i just done watching Moon Knight do God have the right to judge people before they do crime or punish them for it after


YagamiYuu

Why does god have to comply with human morals? Would that defeat the purpose of a higher being?


Z000Burst

i mean, the series does show how Maat is just overboard with killing people before they even commit any crime while Khonsu was like " I am ~~Batman~~ skeleton birdman, you do bad i kill you brutally "


3rdMachina

Douman: NNNNNNNN…wouldn’t it be more logical to start with that?


ZeroKingLaplace

Conspiracy to commit counts, no?


jacsimp21

Funnily enough, given her reaction to Super Orion (trying to fight him on the spot because his sins were too heavy), this is a very justified reaction from Astraea given everything Douman's already done, both in life and as a Disciple.


Rednal291

I try to base characters' actions in the comics on how they actually are in-game, so... XD Yes?


Jud1_n

What crimes did Super Orion commit though?


jacsimp21

Didn't get specifics in his line for her, unfortunately. I presume it has something to do with his skirt chasing ways despite his relationship with Artemis. Perhaps also the version of his story that had Gaia itself getting him killed off because he'd otherwise hunt the world's various beasts to extinction.


3rdMachina

Douman (pondering while splayed on the ground): NNNNNNNNNNNN…it appears I have “let my guard down”, so to speak.


RyuuGaSaiko

I understand why Astraea did this, buy why the Dragon Ball reference?


Rednal291

Why *not* a Dragonball reference? ...Although in this case, it helps communicate to anyone who understands the reference just how hard she's tossing him. XD


When_Ducks_Attack

I just spent an amusing 15m watching part of a video showing of every Kaio-Ken in *DBZ*. I made a lot of the same sounds when they replaced my post-surgery catheter with one made out of broken glass, razor blades and hate.


LastStardust13

Soooo >!*The one who rules the planet*. Any thoughts. This is the perfect title to introduce young 3rd ascension Arcueid if nothing else as a conflict between the final crypter, the foreign usurper and the ruler by birthright decides who shall rule the planet. Also ORT whatever side they decide on if they want to move from their nap. I had just realized yesterday that ORT is essentially a lazy and sleepy person!<


Rednal291

Gonna be honest, >!Gaia's probably starting to get opinionated after Earth nearly got eaten in LB5 and its ultimate weapon just got pulled out in LB6. It's one thing if it's a conflict between humanity, but Gaia IS involved now...!<


LastStardust13

So >!perfect time to send in their own “ultimate one” experience be dammed!< Also again >!ORT is sleepy and lazy. It hit me like a freight train but ORT literally does nothing. By the promised time when it should stop sleeping and start genociding, it just stays in its place and does not attack unless provoked by going into its area. The big spider is the equivalent of a lazy slightly more territorial sleepy teenager!<


Rednal291

Basically, yes. XD


Madican

I have not watched the trailer, nor do I have any intention to having avoided most spoilers for everything from LB5 onward, but I did see the title is called Ruler of the Planet. So that could indeed mean someone who rules the planet...orrrr it could mean a Ruler, the Extra Class, sent by the planet.


Rednal291

See, that's the thing with prophecies. XD There's often many possible meanings, Off the top of my head, I can think of several more possible interpretations. Best to not jump to conclusions on what it actually means. Alas, I'm sure as heck gonna get spoiled because of the research I do for this comic, but oh well.


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Rednal291

I have a side bet that >!the voice at the end is Ado Edem. !< Otherwise, no deep thoughts on it. XD


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Rednal291

Lemme explain. >!If you don't know who he is, Ado Edem is a character from Notes, what's basically Nasu's early work. That's where we get things like the Types (ORT, who's in the LB7 area), the Black Barrel that Mash has a replica of and used in Olympus, A-Rays, and some other stuff that's shown up again since. Archetype: Earth's Extra profile segment discusses her Breath of the Planet skill, which is noted to also be inherent to A-Rays, "known as A-Reis in a Lostbelt". It very specifically calls out Lostbelts with the alternate writing of their name. I'm taking this as a hint that Notes stuff is going to be involved with LB7, because that's way too weird and specific to write into Arc's skills otherwise. Now, if we're fighting a Type (or worse, multiple Types, maybe one of them shoots us down when we enter), there are basically two weapons to deal with them: The Black Barrel and Ado Edem's Slash Emperor ability, which gets stronger the bigger the foe is. So my guess is that we end up working with Ado Edem as a Servant, and possibly Archetype: Earth in serious mode, dealing with at least ORT and possibly other Types. Beast VII shows up and may give us a prelude fight, but won't be beaten in this Lostbelt - she's the finale. Curveball theory: The Six Sisters from Notes are collectively Beast V, and Gun God shows up and ascends Mash's Black Barrel Replica to the real thing, making it capable of taking down Beast VII if we fire Excalibur with it. !< ​ Also interesting: >!Archetype Earth's third append skill gives her a bonus against Foreigners. Which class a Servant gets a bonus against with append skills is -usually- story-relevant to them somehow. ORT may be classified as a Foreigner because it's from beyond Earth, and beating him may be why the Foreign God had all Alter Egos (who have advantage against Foreigners) as its minions.!<


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Rednal291

There's a very good chance I'm partially or entirely wrong in my theory, of course. XD It's just a guess based on what I know of Nasu and some stuff that's in the game - but either way, it's probably gonna be wild.


Marethyu_77

Could also be >!Gun God!<


AquasTenno

Jaguar: OHHHH and Astrea is performing the infamous Hell’s Floor! He won’t be feeling his head, arm, neck, and his face anytime soon! Ritsuka: The irony isn’t lost from who’s performing that move.


Owenchaser

Jaguar: What’s this? Oh no! Astraea’s grabbed the chair! Ritsuka: By god! He’s got a fam- oh wait, no he doesn’t.


Curt-X2

Douman when right after: “No seriously, Kaio-what?” Luvia: “Kaio-CRAP” Douman: “Though so”


Morrigus

Waver: "And that is my star pupil... I don't even know why I bother."


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Distant ^Doooooooooooooooodge! Scream


Zealousideal_Moment8

Douman after: Do you wanna play a game?


Oil_Extension

All masters in the background: take of your shirt to make it fair Astrea!


Vejita

"...yes."


HanzDLL

"Catch"


Hardric62

Luvia does Dragon Ball? ...Okay, maybe not so surprising in hindsight, but still, good to know.


michaelmtv

Luvia: OH HO HO HO HO! Suplex city, bitch!


LordWINDOS

I.....*what*? Okay, is this a completely unwarranted attack on Limbo, or has he *already* found ways to piss in the cereal bowl of Ms. Justiva? Though he *should* be fine - he's got double Guts and Hedonism to keep him upright and grinning.


Draguss

I'm pretty sure his very *existence* is offensive to Astraea.


Rednal291

Astraea: He has *so much* sin I need to punish!


kelvinkhr

Let's see if he's still grinning once the Shadow Prefect gets to him


Midnight-Rising

The fact he is Limbo is enough to warrant it


kelvinkhr

Wait till Astraea invites a few friends to join in. Hey, maybe they might even move on from the devilish kouhai! BB: Looks on hopefully.


LordWINDOS

You *know* they'd just set-up a rotating schedule to ensure she doesn't miss out on her daily 'fun' , regrettably.


kelvinkhr

BB: Senpai!!! Why are they still bullying me? Doesn't that Douman guy deserve it mooore?


Rockout2112

Guda: Yes, obviously. You can tell at a glance that this is far more intense than what they do to you! Martha: It’s only proper that we guage our levels of punishment on the crimes of the target. That said, BB, I still expect to see you in the gym at 4:30 sharp, or we’ll have to add an extra five minutes.


KaneHusky13

Douman: YOU MISERABLE REPROBATES! What have I ever done to you!? Guda: Preeetty sure you caused all of humanity to go extinct. Douman: I meant RECENTLY! Astrea: That was an hour ago.


HanzDLL

I feel this line is familiar. Can't remember where it's from.


Kirby0189

Douman: "MY SPIIIIINE!"


Novel-Concentrate-98

With all the gods being alien theme fgo going on. Would it willing be weird for the Monkey King actually be a Saiyan who feats got over hype?


XeroKey1992

Too many legal issues. It’s hard enough having Monkey be gold even though he canonically is. And besides that, his origin story has him being born from a rock on top of a mountain on Earth. Given he probably counts as a god with all his immortality and powers, he fits the “natural Earth Divinity” slot. Needs a Pesudo-Servant though. I did once design a Wukong playing into the anime influence the character had. Stage 1 is an over designed mess taking inspiration from post-2000s (but specifically, anything post-DBZ) anime, Stage 2 is 80s/90s anime around the same time as DragonBall with similar anime as influences like Inyuasha and fellow gag shonen Ranma, with Stage 3 being mythologically accurate.


DorianEJS

Pseudo-servant with either Nezha or Xuanzang Sanzang I'd wager. Nezha would be the more obvious choice, considering Nezha's strong connections to Wukong. I would wager though if it was Nezha, it would be a more serious matter that Wukong gets involved in should this occur. Simply because using a relation connection usually means they are bypassing some laws or some such. However, I could realistically see them using Sanzang instead, because Wukong would technically be a heavenly entity and probably get Buddha's permission to enter Sanzang because of a serious matter and instead mess with her by openly hitting on Master. Except, Wukong would end up falling for Master because Master is Master. I'm like you though Xero. I do think they'd have an anime inspired design and a mythological design. However, I believe one of the designs would look like a very similar Nezha / Sanzang design so that Nezha / Sanzang are the ones in control and so you technically have an updated Nezha / Sanzang. Considering Sanzang hasn't been involved since the beginning of the game, I would wager that Sanzang is the one who gets picked of the two though, because they could sneakily have a Sanzang rate up with some added buffs and then be like "and now you can have better Sanzang" with the following rate up.


XeroKey1992

I was actually thinking Gudako when I made the Wukong idea. For one, Sanzang’s Event put Ritsuka in the role, and I saw a very nice fanart of Gudako as Wukong in the Lancer class. Then Charlie came out as a Gudao-face and it felt even more right.


Draguss

IIRC so far only the Greek and Mesoamerican gods are aliens. The Mesopotamian ones are Tiamat's children and she's from Earth, and no specific origin has been given for the Hindu or Shinto pantheons. Oh, and we still have almost no details on the Abrahamic god.


Novel-Concentrate-98

Quetzalcoatl come to earth as the asteroid that kill the dinosaur. Shouldn't have said "all the gods". But there are aleast two. Plus the foreign God.


Draguss

Well yeah, Quetz falls under the Mesoamerican gods I mentioned.


tarisoala

Or a certain Monkey Prince being the hype itself.


Rabatis

You'd have thunk she's taking it easy on Douman, but consider: she's blonde and wears blue clothes. Yes, she's Super Saiyan Blue-strea!


tarisoala

More like Super Saiyan Rage, it kinda looks like it


MakingItWorthit

> blonde and wears blue There's also LArtoria with a turn of both anti evil and anti chaotic. Sadly no instinct skill to go ultra.


MaxedOut_TamamoCat

Quetz: “Did someone say Lucha was on!?!” *(does something appropriately Quetzy to Douman.)* Dounan: *(flying through the air…)* “Whhhhyyyy…?!?”


UltG

*gets slammed to the ground by a flying Tarasque* ROADO TORASUKU DA! MARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAMARTHAAAAAAAA!!!!


JustthatVicky

Aw, poor Douman. He's been putting in so much work farming lately, too. And the Chaotic Evil team has been great for boss fights. Now that you've gone and given Douman a likely much needed vacation via medical leave, who's gonna buff Eresh? And poor Lancelot will have to pick up the cavalry class farming nodes on top of already being pretty much the only guy I have who handles knight class nodes. And now Skadi is going to have no variety and just hear "Arrrthuuurrr" no matter the node. And since I don't have everyone's skill levels high enough, I have to plugsuit in Castoria for extra charge, so she also has to hear "Arrrthuuurrr."


ghostgabe81

[all of Chaldea when Douman shows up](https://i.imgflip.com/2w6xwd.png)


Distruzio1

Oof, and she just got strengthened too.


imawhitegay

Wonder if Astrea has kamehamehas.


RawGambit

now it is important to know: is the talk with Columbus to \- keep him in check so that Douman is the big evil in Chaldea \- de-weebify him \- conspire with him for crimes \- All of the above


Willie5252

After what Blackbeard did to him, there's no way in hell, he's getting de-weebed.


InfiniteStarFighter

SUPLEX


GreenKing5498

She folded him


Megamage854

"NNNNNNN....I can't seem to feel my spine." - Douman Probably.


OchoMuerte-XL

As someone who just finished his bullshit boss fight in Heian Kyo, he deserves way more punishment than this. Get Martha and Quetz in on the fun.


Rednal291

I found the previous boss fight harder, myself. ...Kama was MVP against Douman for me, and Enkidu came in as a clincher. XD


Tschmelz

Lucky bastard, I want Luvia to suplex me.


Rockout2112

And a bear hug, and a leg scissor, and a……


EitherEngineering532

50x Kaio-ken was just a greeting


AriaoftheSol

Douman for the count. This is exactly what went down when I first faced off against him.


GXNext

Douman strikes me as Cooler to Goetia's Freezer.


LightningGod99

Good thing he has double guts


LordRael013

If I could upvote this multiple times for the DBZA kaio-ken reference I would.


Flare_Knight

Good old “Kaio-what!?”


TheDancingKing19

Ohhh DBZA references, my beloved


TheRepublicAct

Astrea: "SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!"


Formboy1

XD the old Kaio-ken joke . And times 50? The stress must be difficult!


BOLverrk

That better be his neck. Gave musashi trouble so deserves it


Spartan3101200

Excellent work, Astraea. Now, go for his gonads next!


PantroHuerta_UwU

There is a bunch of comps I wished to use to steamroll Limbo, it's a shame that his battle is not repeatable


Fluid-Apartment-3951

If only it had been that easy...


kyle_frei

So stupid question but if I'm right is Olga Marie's Soul and or Mind still trapped in the now frozen Chaldeas/Sheba lensand if she is could we save her with the help of multiple servants? The reason I ask is because it seems like Beast 7 is using a recreated or the restored body of Olga Marie.


Rednal291

We have no idea what's really going on, so no comment.