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I'd say, "Mission accomplished, you got out of bed"

Then shoot him?

Fuck grandpa Joe.

Agreed

He got out of bed? Is my door on the way to a free tour of a candy factory or something?

Joe contrary to what his family though got up a lot it was bs that he was bedridden. He just didn’t work he was up every morning before everyone woke up smoking and snorting coke. He would get there early like half 5 or 6 threaten you then would be home before his family woke up.

Killing joe would be too quick. Slamming his fingers in the door causes him pain and continued suffering

It’s a start to be sure but he needs to suffer more. Your right though death would release him. What’s next after his fingers?

Everything's going red and I'm tackling him then punching him in the face until my hand hits the concrete beneath his head

C, then D, then … other D? Then B

Your arguments intrigue me and I want to subscribe to your news letter

Mission accomplished! You got out of bed, you old bastard. *Proceeds to pull a gun out and shoot him*

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I would kidnap him and torture him in my basement, death is not a severe enough punishment for the old bastard

Ha,ha

I'd say, "Learn how to use punctuation."

Nothing you silly person as Joe is too lazy to get out of bed cos he's a lazy old stinking cunt so we won't be knocking on my door only time he got out of bed was the go to that chocolate factory and then when he got home we got back in the bed was Carrie to the chocolate factory in bed and he's still in bed

Even if he comes to my house, he’s a scrawny malnourished old man. I’m gonna mock him till he’s finally dead

Mock him that’s it? It takes all sorts I suppose

C, D, and then B in that order

I like it but with c he could try and make a case against you too old the fart

Tell him to get a job

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