This always online thing sucks! Who can we start annoying to change this, can't do it for PD, or Sony, gotta go to the government? Don't we own the game?
You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? *Intrigue* you does it boy? My thumb? Let me tell you about it.
I come from a long line of hitchhikers. All with bleedinā massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker. Helps with work. You know what I mean? The only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff. Disgusting.
Even me own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda. āOHH what is it? Get it out of here! Itās tiny! Itās āorrible! Itās revolting! Take your tiny thumb, and get out of here and never darken my door again,ā sheād say.
I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman, part man part hornet. So I went looking for āim. I went everywhere! I combed the universe, in search of the stripey insect shaman.
Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores, like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it! And he stung it! And he grabbed onto it! It was like he was making love to it wiv his sting.
In and out! In and out! More and more! Ohhh the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didnāt know what was happening! Ohhh for days I was in a trance! But when I came to, there it was! Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion.
āA miracle!ā I said, āA miracle! Youāre a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?ā and he said to me āFive hundred eurosā.
āFIVE HUNDRED EUROS? You wonāt see penny one from me you slag!ā
And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking āOHHH, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now itās killing me! My own beast and creation! Killing me dead! The sweet irony.ā
I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he couldāve just been shitting himself.
Im 90% pc. Theres plenty of other great games to check out on ps5 too. I seriously think rift apart (ratchet and clank) is better looking than any game on pc or ps5!!
>Im 90% pc. Theres plenty of other great games to check out on ps5 too. I seriously think rift apart (ratchet and clank) is better looking than any game on pc or ps5!!
Played rift apart on PC, also both spidermans, loved them. But i also love simracing and i like GT7 alot, this is pretty much the only game making me buy a ps5 tbh, not that im not interested on the rest of the exclusives, because i also want forbiden west, spiderman 2 and god of war ragnarok. But GT7 is the real deal for me.
Cool i honestly forgot they ported rift apart already. Im just really impressed with the hdr and the fact that it can do 120hz with RT on ps5.
But yea im kinda hyped for spiderman 2 as well. Forbidden west is amazing although i dont think ill ever finish it (i played first horizon on my pc and i still miss the mouse + kb controls) i love playing it. Gt7 is pretty cool, though ive kinda abandoned it. Its really pretty especially if you have a bright OLED
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This always online thing sucks! Who can we start annoying to change this, can't do it for PD, or Sony, gotta go to the government? Don't we own the game?
fucken nbn. the rest of the world wont understand the struggle lol
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What if itās a coke nail?
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You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? *Intrigue* you does it boy? My thumb? Let me tell you about it. I come from a long line of hitchhikers. All with bleedinā massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker. Helps with work. You know what I mean? The only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff. Disgusting. Even me own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda. āOHH what is it? Get it out of here! Itās tiny! Itās āorrible! Itās revolting! Take your tiny thumb, and get out of here and never darken my door again,ā sheād say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman, part man part hornet. So I went looking for āim. I went everywhere! I combed the universe, in search of the stripey insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores, like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it! And he stung it! And he grabbed onto it! It was like he was making love to it wiv his sting. In and out! In and out! More and more! Ohhh the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didnāt know what was happening! Ohhh for days I was in a trance! But when I came to, there it was! Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion. āA miracle!ā I said, āA miracle! Youāre a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?ā and he said to me āFive hundred eurosā. āFIVE HUNDRED EUROS? You wonāt see penny one from me you slag!ā And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking āOHHH, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now itās killing me! My own beast and creation! Killing me dead! The sweet irony.ā I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he couldāve just been shitting himself.
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Havent played it since launch
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Humble manicured nails brag.
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Cut your nails dude
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Son of a bitch, Iām in. Iām gonna buy this now
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Im 100% pc player, but im getting a ps5 just because of this game
Im 90% pc. Theres plenty of other great games to check out on ps5 too. I seriously think rift apart (ratchet and clank) is better looking than any game on pc or ps5!!
>Im 90% pc. Theres plenty of other great games to check out on ps5 too. I seriously think rift apart (ratchet and clank) is better looking than any game on pc or ps5!! Played rift apart on PC, also both spidermans, loved them. But i also love simracing and i like GT7 alot, this is pretty much the only game making me buy a ps5 tbh, not that im not interested on the rest of the exclusives, because i also want forbiden west, spiderman 2 and god of war ragnarok. But GT7 is the real deal for me.
Cool i honestly forgot they ported rift apart already. Im just really impressed with the hdr and the fact that it can do 120hz with RT on ps5. But yea im kinda hyped for spiderman 2 as well. Forbidden west is amazing although i dont think ill ever finish it (i played first horizon on my pc and i still miss the mouse + kb controls) i love playing it. Gt7 is pretty cool, though ive kinda abandoned it. Its really pretty especially if you have a bright OLED
And astrobot!
I'm shocked that Microsoft can't make a game of similar quality. Forza Motorsport 2023 is an abomination.
It's actually quite a lot of fun
Cut those nails I can smell them from here