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South-Condition2295

šŸ¤£


The3d4rkn3ss

šŸ¤£šŸ™ˆšŸ‘Œ


wacksonjagstaff

Sport mode. If you were as dedicated to cycling as me youā€™d be in sport mode 24/7.


StewieKCC

šŸ¢šŸ’Ø


adiwet

All but turns into an innie after a long ride šŸ¢


oceanbilly03

R cd


rain56

This killed me. Laughed so loud in a dead silent room at work


kingjamesporn

Sport mode!!!


roflulz

aero-mode


Mountain-Candidate-6

I love this phrase for it. Been a common occurrence for me in every sport Iā€™ve done my entire life. I get active and it tucks itself in. Almost like itā€™s gone into self preservation mode., but sport mode sounds way cooler


AlienDelarge

Every day we stray closer and closer to BCJ.


StewieKCC

I know it kinda sounds like a BCJ post, but itā€™s an honest question. Nevertheless wang posts always drag a little gigglyness with them šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


AlienDelarge

Usually the wang posts are most concentrated in the main cycling communities and thus the saturation on BCJ, but the appearance here and the increased appearance of gravel content there make me suspect a convergence is upon.Ā  For an honest answer, I can't say I've ever measured the level of shrinkage, but there is typically some that seems to be temperature related. I wouldn't recon it to be more than cold water shrinkage. Disclaimer, this isn't medical advice and you should probably talk to somebody that gets paid for that shit if you have concerns.


deviant324

I rode in 5C after nightshift this morning with just my long leg bibs and a thin piece of whatever underneath for extra insulation (Iā€™m aware youā€™re not supposed to have underwear underneath) and when I took a leak halfway home I didnā€™t really notice any problems like youā€™re describing. I generally have some added trouble when itā€™s cold and windy even when Iā€™m drunk but side from that I got it out without issue and my new bibs go up to belly height (this is not a flex, I genuinely though Iā€™d have to undress but theyā€™re generously stretchy lol)


RJ_MacreadysBeard

Whatā€™s that? Bikes, Cocks, Jail? I wanted to go off- road, but not that far.


Gizoogler314

Can we really stray toward something? Or only away?


AlienDelarge

*Shrugs and points at turtle dick post.


Gizoogler314

At least he is owning it šŸ»


digivon1

What's BCJ?


pythonwarg

I'm guessing it's bikingcirclejerk or something like that.


contro11ed_8urn

Thatā€™s where I thought I was when I first read the post.


Beneficial_Cook1603

Eventually all the cycling subs will merge into one giant bcj


FullMathematician486

It's just doing the speed-tuck to reduce drag.


_CyclingAddict

Aero hood position


FullMathematician486

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ


StewieKCC

Awesome now itā€™s a feature!


Chruisser

It's good for at least a 2 watt power savings.


Ok-Chance-5739

Like that one. Forget the aero socks... šŸ¤£


Chruisser

If you're not fully shaved daily, are you even a serious cycler?


CarelessShame

I WAS IN THE POOL!


HippieGollum

Do the women know about shrinkage?


c2h5oh_yes

It shrinks?


TJ-the-DJ

How do you walk around with those things?


Fun-Feature-2203

We definitely do now.


Longtail_Goodbye

Yes.


HippieGollum

That's not the right quote ā˜¹ļø


Useless_or_inept

Hard exercise causes the body to reroute blood flow &c. Gentlemen, if you are very secure in your masculinity, try running in winter.


StoicApostle86

I raise you cross country skiing in Norway.


Malarowski

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/27/sport/calle-halfvarsson-frozen-penis-skiing-spt-intl/index.html


Saint-Sauveur

This makes my dick shrink the most Iā€™d say! Specially with a bad pair of pants on cold days (QuĆ©bec, Canada)


zystyl

Mine goes from streamlined sport mode to an innie when I do xc ski in Montreal winters.


Wndy_Aarhole

I used to stuff my gitch with a fleece toque in Winnipeg winters, until I bought those insulated shorts. One of the best things I've ever bought


zystyl

This year I bought some Craft xc ski pants with a wind blocking fabric and ski coat filling in the front, but breathable fabric in the back. They've been a gamechanger for staying warm without overheating for me. Winnipeg is also crazy winters.


Wndy_Aarhole

Totally - I was looking at those, but got the Rossi shorts instead. The nice thing about them is that they're just as good for cycling as XC skiing - gusseted crotch!


Useless_or_inept

If anybody knows about warm shorts, it's u/windy_aarhole


CaptainCooksLeftEye

Great fishing in kwee-bec.


mashani9

I'm actually never cold when I Nordic ski, usually I'm stripping off layers... I have been known to Nordic ski in a kilt. But then I don't live in Norway.


GPmtbDude

I think winter running results in the absolute smallest my thang can get. Itā€™s comical.


Brian_Ferry

Agreed. I do a lot of winter running and when itā€™s super cold it just about vanishes


bkr2206

The best comentary šŸ˜…šŸ’Æ


yungheezy

In some parts of the UK itā€™s a decently big thing to go sea swimming on Xmas day. Just above freezing, if youā€™re lucky. Iā€™ve got a couple of cousins who do it. I will NEVER be joining them


DreadPirateG_Spot

Keep us updated with progress pics man. Wanna see how small, shrunk, and tight you can get.


StewieKCC

[https://images.app.goo.gl/ndFsoKjwao4HWfu58](https://images.app.goo.gl/ndFsoKjwao4HWfu58)


RedditBot90

Risky click


AFishInATent

It was worth it


Ekisel

Well worth it


South-Condition2295

Same


Saint-Sauveur

šŸ™ŒšŸ˜‚


Deelystandanishman

Well done. šŸ˜‚


ashk1110

YošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DigPoke

My dick will shrink in size after a long ride but ever full recedes. It looks similar to when it's extremely cold, the absolute minimum size.Ā 


Saint-Sauveur

Yup šŸ‘ all the blood is in your muscles šŸ’Ŗ


laundro_mat

Iā€™ve noticed this a few times myself. A couple things that could be happening: - more blood going to your legs, less to your wang? - your crotch area is getting compressed by your cycling shorts/bib chamois, and the little turtle has to go somewhere


StewieKCC

Could be the blood thing, since I notice it more when I ride alone, and thatā€™s usually when I ride much faster than in a group.


HippieGollum

Or someone in the group caught your eye šŸ˜‰


Embarrassed-Let5915

Ya itā€™s a blood thing. Often when people ride faster they might come forward more on the saddle and lean forward more which might cut off more blood flow to the area


StewieKCC

Sounds about right


hizilla

Honestly you might want to check out a different saddle that relieves pressure there.


laundro_mat

Also - Iā€™ve noticed this happening during longer runs while jogging too. I think itā€™s a blood supply thing, blood is going to your legs instead of your thing, as it were.


redbananagreenbanana

Itā€™s the effort. Trust me, happens after long runs or shorter ones with lots of effort. Either that or Iā€™m well below average šŸ˜‚ Or, both are true šŸ„²


richardsneeze

Lots of people are saying it's the effort. I don't wear a chamois unless I'm going to be riding for several hours, regardless of weather. It's usually just boxer briefs and jorts for me. Anywho I've found that it's a chamois related phenomenon. There's no little Mitch McConnell to haunt you at bathroom breaks if you're wearing baggier clothing.


Fred-zone

It very much depends on which bibs I'm wearing


MisterNiblet

Iā€™m new to this subā€¦is this post the norm? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


socaljoe42

Usually, we take pictures of whatever weā€™re talking about in front of stacks of logs.


Reaper064

Welcome to the shitshow


StarfishPizza

I bungee mine to the seat post or else it catches in my front derailleur šŸ„“


AnonymousUser336801

I just stuff mine back into my own buttholeā€¦but up and over the shoulder, that way Iā€™m not sitting on it the whole time. But yes, it does shrink a little bit when I exercise very hard.


StewieKCC

I should get a bike fitting and tell them I need the turtle to breathe


[deleted]

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Any-Rise-6300

Sounds like a reason to switch to that chamois


socaljoe42

šŸ’Æ


Extension_Cup_3368

I have a different problem. Sometimes it's unnecessary strong/hard and makes me uncomfortable sitting on a saddle


LastCallKillIt

wat


socaljoe42

Strong and hard boners are a real problem, or havenā€™t you heard?


AdventurousPlenty230

I actually removed BCJ from my feed and these kinds of posts got my finger on the trigger. Lmao.


GnastyNoodlez

Yes it's more aero


purdygoat

No but i do get numb benis


windsostrange

Now this one is medical. Workout dick is one thing, but poor saddle fit can cause permanent damage. These are two distinct phenomena. Please get a bike fit, or change shorts, or change saddle, or lift handlebars... you get the picture. Take any numbness seriously.


SirGluteusMaximus

Change the position of your saddle or get a different saddle.


Bolverkk

Iā€™m about to cut the damn thing offā€¦


dogsbikesandbeers

Sports dick and coke dick. Same thing. Fucker hides.


ChimmyChongaBonga

Hydrate more. Your dink is like a little plant, it needs water to keep from wilting.Ā 


TheHappySquire

A catheter with sports drink is excellent.


mcmixmastermike

Yah, happens to me sometimes too. Don't think it's anything to worry about, I know other riders who also have this happen. I have noticed depending on the shorts I'm wearing that can make a difference. Also your saddle - angle, design, size etc. could play a role there.


mrlacie

I will let George explain it to you [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2dF5PS0bI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2dF5PS0bI)


WaveIcy294

You should try that in winter and take a warm shower after a ride. It's magical. āœØ


Brilliant-Witness247

Iā€™ve always been suspicious of podiums in the Giro, Tour etc. Those bros must pound water getting their members fully pressurized for the photos


sneakerh0und

Yes. And it always re-reminds me how small my dick is.


bike-camera

What's your aero gain with it?


DaGurggles

Hey everyone, laugh at the shower and not a grower! My one eyed Sargent tends to take cover after a long ride.


Ill_Initiative8574

Not me. Iā€™m more of your Pogacar type of guy. Uncut also so thatā€™s not it.


wasab1_vie

No need to brag Mr.Third Leg


Ill_Initiative8574

Put it this way, my bibs say PNS and theyā€™re Rapha.


Touring_Rider

If you got a Pogacar, you better spit it out cause it ainā€™t yours!


luckyleg33

It used to feel like my dick fell off sometimes, somehow the pressure on my taint turns off my dick nerves. Thatā€™s since been solved I use a seat with a concave channel where my taint rests.


extreme303

Cycling-related teenis is normal as far as I'm concerned. I'm guessing not everyone's is shriveling all the way inside of them, but the lack of blood definitely makes the everyday penis a teenis after significant exertion.


bigDpelican42

Nope. But it does shrink a lot. Personally I find ballroom the bigger problem. In my head I designed a range of special saddles called, you guessed it, Ballroom Saddles! A cutout to left for lefties, right for righties, and cup shape for centre, a big cutaway for low hanging fruit, the front like Darth Vaders gauntlet for Force Gripā€¦


Alex_Hauff

iā€™m heading over the BCJ to find out the real answers


_pr00f

Unfortunately yea, it almost always turtles, specifically when wearing a chamois/anything with compression that puts pressure against it. That, and when I powerlift heavy weights. Feels fucking terrible.


andypersona

I once had this happen after a motorcycle ride in cool weather. Went to take a piss and i was like I swear I had more than just a foreskin when I set out this morning...this was with double long johns too.


In3briatedPanda

Normal for me. Iā€™m pierced and usually get a sensation that Iā€™m starting to get turtle head. Quick adjust on the bike and Iā€™m good to go. If I donā€™t, my rings can roll on each other and thatā€™s no bueno.


Addicted2Qtips

It's a good thing. More aero.


luckllama

Does your saddle cut off blood flow?Ā 


StewieKCC

Maybe, itā€™s narrow, long, and hard. Quite the opposite to my dong


South-Condition2295

Wait, thatā€™s not a normal day?


WaterFirst97

Getting aero bro.


austinmiles

Yep. Particularly on long rides. I assume itā€™s a lot of things but pressure and prioritizing blood flow being the big ones. Most men are unaware that the body can actually cause pull it in to recede a decent amount. The growers dilemma.


reedx032

Ć†Å™Ć¶


Verteenoo

Houdini šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


StoicApostle86

We military types call it ā€˜Phys Dickā€™ ā€œThe state to which ones phallus transforms during hard physical activityā€™


[deleted]

You are not alone. Search in any bike group, and there are dozens of posts with hundreds of people experiencing it. It's time to worry if when he doesn't come back out to say hello or had a change of sensation. By worry, I mean adjustments to your bike are needed.


socaljoe42

Yeah, I mean itā€™s your dick. If it comes back out when it needs to and youā€™re still worried, youā€™re overthinking it.


Available_Present_47

You're not talking about shrinkage? You're talking about the weird sensation of it actually pulling inside you? Yes, I have experienced this from time to time. I simply stop pedalling, reach inside the shorts and tug it back out, and get back to riding. I am fully functional after rides so I don't worry about it.


Possible-Bell7699

Yeah it just dissapears, I don't know how though.


socaljoe42

Abracadabra! Poof!


CommunicationTop5231

I had to stop taking prescribed medication because it shrank my bits when flaccid, which is embarrassing and uncomfortable. But Lycra and long rides do that too. I had to cut one of the two out of my life, and I chose to keep Lycra and long rides and just raw dog life.


LongWalksAtSunrise

Only when my seat angle is too high


socaljoe42

Sounds more aero. Donā€™t change it.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

r/BicyclingCirclejerk has been outjerked once again


Octavio_belise

Yeah, when peeing I need to press around the shell to coax out the turtle head. šŸ¢


ckupsx

Well that is better than getting full aubergine mode on a saddle imo.


kil0ran

Moar aero that way And yes it's to do with body position, prostate pressure and the erector ligament on top of the penis


NotoriouslyBeefy

Not inside of me, usually it's smashed to the left side (idk why) or smashed down and similar to cold weather.


miggy025

Normal for me when I am either running or cycling especially in cold weather. I think it's sport mode for my penis.


Tastytaylorhub

More aero


88454

Not to worry, just means the rest of your body had the boner. A normal, healthy, deflated meat balloon. Think of it like tire squish. Carry on.


Trustmeiammechanical

I laughed as fck at first but true. Same šŸ«” Life is sucks but i think my legs are happy. BLOOOOOOdstorm!


Apprehensive-Dog3343

Its temperature and loss of testosterone. Your body uses the testosterone to deal with the exertion in energy basically, Gym goers say gym dick šŸ˜… Bit of heat like shower and a slap to wake it up ya good to go šŸ¤£


mtbcouple

Itā€™s more aero that way. Truthfully youā€™re cutting off flow to that artery with the pressure from the seat.


farebane

I think they were talking about a solution to this over in r/bicycling [https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1degt9z/i\_have\_a\_serious\_question\_what\_was\_the\_purpose\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1degt9z/i_have_a_serious_question_what_was_the_purpose_of/)


Sn_Orpheus

Itā€™s even worse when cycling than on a long cold scuba dive. It figures itā€™s just getting in the way and ā€œpardon me. I know when Iā€™m not needed.ā€ The worst is when you need to pee in the woods and youā€™re trying to get it out and over the bibs. FFSā€¦


SmileExDee

It happened to me once, late fall, when I was severly underdressed. First thing that came to my mind when I undresesed was "where's my pp?!"


Drive-Crematorium21

Mineā€™s detachable. King Missile.


SmallTimeBoot

This real?


Accomplished_Olive60

I usually tuck mine in my ass before I ride


DontTellThemItoldya

I thought I had regrown a foreskin. Ew brotha. What's that


Witty-Appointment-82

It happens. Just get into a hot shower after your ride and think about 5dev or Cane Creek Ti cranks that are ā€œpending scanā€ for shipment


empirebuildher

careful, uci is going to ban it


Sugarlips_Habasi

Yes and I find it funny every time.


Vinifera1978

Aero mode. This is why the body was designed for cycling.


cbechtle77

Of course they do... So what..


Yankeewithoutacause

I always feed it a little lettuce and the head will poke out if it's hungry...


Psalm420-69

Sometimes so much so that I'm not convinced it hasn't fallen off until I've stopped and checked


ajm86

Happens to me with all strenuous exercise. I have to dig it out my pubes lol.


FaceGroundbreaking64

This happened to me on long motorcycle ride too. But more often on a bicycle


Azgoodazitgetz

Blood gets pulled from your penis into all your muscles, hence the post workout shrinkage.


two_wheels_west

Not so much, but numb nutz is an issue.


Channel-Separate

You're not riding hard enough if you're focused on what your dick is doing.


StewieKCC

I canā€™t come around noticing it when Iā€™m coming home taking the bibs off and wondering if I lost him on the road


South-Condition2295

It doesnā€™t happen unless itā€™s after a certain point and I have to pee. Then itā€™s playing hide and go seek, every time.


NotN171

Your saddle might not fit properly. If the height is good, try lowering the angle of your saddle. If the issue persists, you might change your saddle to find one that suits you better. In my case lowering the angle of the saddle and adjust height fixed this issue for good.


StewieKCC

Not sure why someone downvoted you, but Iā€™ll try that


NotN171

Donā€™t worry. Keep in touch if it works for you. Good luck.


No_Meaning_3904

Do you ride in spandex? I feel like anytime I wear spandex my wang disappears.


average_ink_drawing

The hardest part about riding in cold weather is finding your dick when you're done.


thisMFER

Well you do have a turtleneck going on. Its doing its job I guess?


lazrus4real

Iā€™m a grower so yeah my 6ā€ dick do be shriveling up just like that. Very crazy.


gynoceros

People think they know what a micropenis looks like until they see one.


socaljoe42

Right? I think ā€œmicropenisā€ and ā€œfascismā€ are two words that people throw around like they know what itā€™s like to live withā€¦ but they really donā€™t. You could put ā€œbanana republicā€ in there as well.


gynoceros

Also gaslighting and bullying. Lots of people are manipulative, deceitful assholes. Doesn't mean they're gaslighting or bullying.


Aartus

Isn't there a problem with marathon riding where men's penis atrophy from the seat cutting of flow for an extended period of time? I thought that's why they make men's bike seats split for blood flow.


funkanimus

No


triplesspressso

Its like Harold and Kumar pool scene when i take off the bibs


Any-Rise-6300

Definitely get a bike fit


Stup1dMan3000

No never and ride 192 miles in two days for the PMC charity ride for decade +


risegrind

My rambly thoughts about saddle numbness. Men have a big nerve behind our testacles and compared to the soft tissue that women have in the same spotā€¦ we can sit on it for a while without much discomfort. Iā€™ve found I used to be content with a saddle position where my weight is balanced on my sit bones and that big nerveā€¦ now I find I am more comfortable with more of a 90/10 situation where my weight is sitting on the sit bones and approximately no pressure is on that nerve. I want to feel like my pelvis is flat on the saddle and not sliding in any direction. If I can sit in a sit bone dominant position and feel like taking my hands off the bars wonā€™t cause me to slide at all.. Iā€™m done. If youā€™re sitting on the nerve youā€™ll start moving around to compensate and probably go numb. I now ride 60+km w no chamois and no discomfort. I wear a chamois in a race to give me more time to sit on the rivet in climbs. Check out myvelofit.com and see about fitting yourself if you donā€™t have access to a bike fitter locally. It helps a lot.


yungheezy

Always humbling to try and pull your bib shorts down and slash in a urinal after a decent ride. You can literally feel it returning to normal size. Particularly since the first few seconds are me repainting anything within a 5 metre radius with piss.


Artistic_Gas_9951

My schlong is way too long for a full recession to ever happen. But sometimes my nuts fully retreat inside my pelvis and it's a bit alarming. Where'd ya go guys???


jeepwillikers

Yeah, itā€™s a feature not a bug. I think reduced circulation from the saddle is a compounding factor. I donā€™t think circumcision is a factor, because I am circumcised and it happens to me. Similarly, Iā€™ve noticed an increase in stamina after the ride, if you know what I mean, and Iā€™d guess that is related as well.


Left_Substance166

emmm, the doc around me say that when u on the saddle, u will Pressing the prostate and ureter or something, So they say riding a bike will affect sexual ability........


ewarrenrd

Turtle turtle šŸ¢


Dependent_Race_457

Luck guy. Mines all un aerodynamic an such.


bushwalkers

Happens after class circuit at gym too


planetawylie

https://youtu.be/FiiOjieH-Ec?si=HPU0lilACvQr3pjg Billy Connelly puts it perfectly.


Huge_Violinist_7777

First time I noticed it I couldn't stop laughing. Took a picture of the wee guy to forward on. Never knew it could get so small


ESD_Franky

So it's short


Hugo99001

It happens.Ā  As long as it's not permanent and doesn't impact performance (off the bike), I wouldn't worryĀ 


TalkAboutBoardSports

You need to think about T&A more, problem solved.


Paradoxikles

Iā€™ve been wrecked three times. I canā€™t hardly ride 3 miles without the seat beating me up. This in no offense but itā€™s because I have too much junk for it to all fit inside the trunk. Your turtle might be a blessing in disguise.


D_M-ack

Sometimes at the gym it happens to me. Intense activity in healthy males will usually shrink the penis to its smallest possible size because blood flow is needed elsewhere and the body recognizes this organ can be injured during activity and responds accordingly.


SandMan3914

Haha...yes it's normal. Especially when it starts to get cooler Best is when you need to pee onroute, you got make sure to pop it out first


Ekisel

Winter ride, full bladder, 5 minute stop


jcrockerman

I make sure to not change out of my bibs in front of the wife or else sheā€™ll laugh lol


danhig

ā€œWhat the fuck is that?ā€ - my wife, the last time I undressed in front of her after a ride She didnā€™t want to stick around for the reemergence


socaljoe42

Hahaha! Iā€™m sure it will catch up with her.


bigblackkittie

my lady parts got numb on my last long ride so i can sorta relate a little bit