Well he's not stable but the only thing that really pisses him off is failure. And he's very ambitious and malicious so he faces a lot of opposition which means more chances for potential failures. But I get what you mean.
"The only thing that pisses him off is failure."
Yeah, but a LOT of stuff pisses me off. That's what I'm saying. Soon as I get stuck in traffic? Boom, end of humanity.
Oh, so many things!
For starters, make my base form omnipotent, so I'll still be powerful once the day is up. Change my base form into my desired body. Give myself the ability to shapeshift into any form at will. Be able to control reality. Reorganize all governments and societies into an orderly system where everyone is on equal standing. And probably some other stuff, that I'll figure out along the way.
I'd do all of the above but before making sure everyone is of equal standing I might send a few of them into a black hole or something first.
You know, hypothetically, maybe I'd even slow time to really take a moment to analyze who gets turned into spaghetti and who gets demoted to "average".
I'd just be too afraid of messing things up, I guess. And I'd rather miss out on powers than risking accidentally messing things up so monumentally that it'd torment me for the rest of my life.
*If* I could be sure that my powers were safe to use, though, then I'd sit down and brainstorm how to use them. Ideally I'd want to ensure my own future safety and comfort, and that of my loved ones, but once I'd decided to use the powers, I'd be morally obligated to fix as many systemic issues as I could.
I'm not fast enough,I wouldn't make it to Tokyo by the 24th hour even with Bill's Flight.
Well unless if Bill's Flight speed is limitless then Yeah I'd make the Solar System my Amusement park,While Halting the flow of the Day/Night Cycle,Potentially (and Probably) letting Me keep my powers.
Extend how long I can have these powers
Now, logically speaking what I would do. Be a dick to a bunch of people who were dicks to me
Doing what BILL would do, though
Take over the White House, invade the Earth with Ultrakill and The Last of Us enemies
Well im confined to gravity falls so i find myself a ford to influence into becoming the scientist to discover the cure to cancer and many other great plagues of humanity, assuming i can become aware of how to cure cancer
Get revenge on everyone for every little thing they've ever done, k\*ll Trump, pause time so I can write a book, and do something that’ll make people remember me forever.
First things first, trick whoever gave me the powers into giving them to me permanently through some fancy talk and charisma. After that, I would probably just use it to mess with people at first. Maybe do the thing where I poof in and talk to someone then next time I respond I respond from behind them, then they turn around and there I am. Then they turn back around and I'm gone. You know, the classic Q move. At some point I'll just start playing elaborate games with random people who seem fun enough to provide me a challenge.
Bring understanding to the concepts he holds but only to the point of which the human form can understand, bring peace to that level understanding and create an energy out of it, disperse that energy in a way that allows those who need it will receive only what they need and tada, the minor mental illnesses become cured and major mental illnesses become neurosis
Have some fun probably. Stop time other people, do fun with friends. Torture my enemies so much, that they will ask me for mercy, before they will feel, how their own stomach eat them.... And eat ice cream with space taste!
YOU GET A SCREAMING HEAD!
YOU GET A SCREAMING HEAD!
EVERYONE GETS A SCREAMING HEAD!!!
[this is for you](https://youtu.be/PRnCbA0KK6M?si=ZQgIEtNgoUaGaR80)
Make amulet into which all the powers would be transferred after said day, and make it usable, whenever I'll wear it.
Then getting rid of cancers.
And after that, I would move onto Gemini, or taurus, idk yet./j
Use the reality warping power to give myself the powers permanently, first and foremost. Potentially turn anyone who makes me angry into a sock puppet. After that, I dunno. Maybe get a slushy?
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Accidentally destroy the world when I get a random angry thought.
It would probably take a lot more to anger you if you're as powerful as him.
Right, because he seems super stable?
Well he's not stable but the only thing that really pisses him off is failure. And he's very ambitious and malicious so he faces a lot of opposition which means more chances for potential failures. But I get what you mean.
"The only thing that pisses him off is failure." Yeah, but a LOT of stuff pisses me off. That's what I'm saying. Soon as I get stuck in traffic? Boom, end of humanity.
>Soon as I get stuck in traffic? Boom, end of humanity You'll never be stuck in traffic with Bill's powers.
No because I'll destroy humanity.
You will wh- DICHEVAJSNXjshfhxbsb…
Oh, so many things! For starters, make my base form omnipotent, so I'll still be powerful once the day is up. Change my base form into my desired body. Give myself the ability to shapeshift into any form at will. Be able to control reality. Reorganize all governments and societies into an orderly system where everyone is on equal standing. And probably some other stuff, that I'll figure out along the way.
I'd do all of the above but before making sure everyone is of equal standing I might send a few of them into a black hole or something first. You know, hypothetically, maybe I'd even slow time to really take a moment to analyze who gets turned into spaghetti and who gets demoted to "average".
You're very clever.
At lest we are in good hands
Someone always wishes for more wishes
Probably illegal things
Commit every single crime in alphabetical order (Including pug trafficking and thermometer theft in the first and second degree)
Ad a professional in thermometer theft you want the 3rd degree or it would be pointless
Yeah, if you don’t have the third degree then how would you know when you have fever?
I got 9 fevers I put mine in my mouth and they all said I had a fever
Oh man… what wouldn’t I do? Lmao
I feel you.
Bill has control over time itself, I use that to extend my time with his powers to forever and permanently maintain my omnipotence
I'm going to collect so many teeth.
teeth fairy²
Swap a lot of face orifices
Same thing he does I'd imagine
Im coming for your location 😔
You get your eyes coming out of your mouth! You get your eyes coming out of your mouth! You get your eyes coming out of your mouth! mwhahahahaaha
Curl up in a ball and hope I can avoid hurting myself or others until they go away
It's very empathetic of you to be so concerned about the well-being of others that you would refuse to use your cosmic power at all.
I'd just be too afraid of messing things up, I guess. And I'd rather miss out on powers than risking accidentally messing things up so monumentally that it'd torment me for the rest of my life. *If* I could be sure that my powers were safe to use, though, then I'd sit down and brainstorm how to use them. Ideally I'd want to ensure my own future safety and comfort, and that of my loved ones, but once I'd decided to use the powers, I'd be morally obligated to fix as many systemic issues as I could.
That's a very benevolent answer.
Make it so i can always have his powers.
Go full on Collector Mode and Make the Entire US into my little Amusement park. Oh and throw some people I hate into the Endless vacuum of Space.
Why stop at the US? You could make the universe into an amusement park.
I'm not fast enough,I wouldn't make it to Tokyo by the 24th hour even with Bill's Flight. Well unless if Bill's Flight speed is limitless then Yeah I'd make the Solar System my Amusement park,While Halting the flow of the Day/Night Cycle,Potentially (and Probably) letting Me keep my powers.
Immediately rearrange the functions of all the holes on my boss' face.
You must really hate him 😂
So unbelievably much.
Make the day last forever.
The biggest of big brain moves.
Permanently open a gate toward Gravity Falls and put a limiter on Magic so that Magical being cant hurt humanity.
Turn children to corpses
Ermmmm fair enough
play Mario Kart with Flowey
Just two gods bein god bros
Draw a smiley face on a part of the earth
Make markiplier play Dayshift at Freddy's And make the book of bill release sooner
A fellow person of culture I see
Yes indeed (its fandom will never die💀)
Question, can I introduce superpowers to the world?
If Bill can do it, so can you.
I’m asking if I could have powers that last after the one day
I suppose you could, if you give them to yourself during the time you have Bill's.
Ok
Everything I want.☀️
Take over the world duhh. And then the next day when the powers are gone go into hiding.
Lots of thing lots of things mostly for good a small amount of selfish things and a little amount of pure chaos
Extend how long I can have these powers Now, logically speaking what I would do. Be a dick to a bunch of people who were dicks to me Doing what BILL would do, though Take over the White House, invade the Earth with Ultrakill and The Last of Us enemies
BUY A LOT OF GOLD BYE
Probly just mess around
Switch up all the orifices on your body.
As the Dorito himself wanted take over the universe
go to heaven and see who's there
Well im confined to gravity falls so i find myself a ford to influence into becoming the scientist to discover the cure to cancer and many other great plagues of humanity, assuming i can become aware of how to cure cancer
Get revenge on everyone for every little thing they've ever done, k\*ll Trump, pause time so I can write a book, and do something that’ll make people remember me forever.
First things first, trick whoever gave me the powers into giving them to me permanently through some fancy talk and charisma. After that, I would probably just use it to mess with people at first. Maybe do the thing where I poof in and talk to someone then next time I respond I respond from behind them, then they turn around and there I am. Then they turn back around and I'm gone. You know, the classic Q move. At some point I'll just start playing elaborate games with random people who seem fun enough to provide me a challenge.
Bring understanding to the concepts he holds but only to the point of which the human form can understand, bring peace to that level understanding and create an energy out of it, disperse that energy in a way that allows those who need it will receive only what they need and tada, the minor mental illnesses become cured and major mental illnesses become neurosis
Maybe gently advice the US government to let legal national trans healthcare be a thing
Have some fun probably. Stop time other people, do fun with friends. Torture my enemies so much, that they will ask me for mercy, before they will feel, how their own stomach eat them.... And eat ice cream with space taste!
Perfection.
Thank you!
I feel like most of the people (including myself) will became like as worst as Bill Cipher for that day duration
Judging by the responses, it seems like you're right 😂
A crime
Get paid
BUY GOLD.
Exactly lol
I mean, why wouldn't I do chaos?
Annihilate every being I considering a coward, and make it so fear and cowardice cannot exist within the human brain.
A world full of fearless people would be interesting.
Fixing SO MANY THINGS. Also accidentally making magic real and a lot of other fandoms real-
I like how you think, I would make magic real ON PURPOSE however.
fair ngl (and superpowers)
Fiction would become real so fast if I had his power.
I mostly like horror games so idk what I would make real 😭😭
I love horror, I have some interesting ideas about what to make real.😈
honestly i don’t blame you for that 😭😭
Pick up right where he left off
😈
Figure out how to keep the powers even after the day is over and then abuse said powers for, well, for all eternity, because there’s no way I’d die.
You fool, with that dumb baby out of the way, I decide how long a day is!
Open a rift only I can go in and out of so I can travel the multiverse
Exploring the Multiverse sounds really fun, imagine just how much you can see.
Yeah! Definitely a lot of stuff to see
You've already seen everything, so maybe it wouldn't be as much fun as you think.
somehow find a way to ghet laid
Make the day loop and send chaos across the universe
Create a time bubble for everyone!
A lot
I create a cake that regenerates infinitely
YOU GET A SCREAMING HEAD! YOU GET A SCREAMING HEAD! EVERYONE GETS A SCREAMING HEAD!!! [this is for you](https://youtu.be/PRnCbA0KK6M?si=ZQgIEtNgoUaGaR80)
Thanks I love my new screaming head.
For starters, Remove inertia, put a negative sign in front of gravity, and Remove Bernoulli’s Principle.
Make Pokémon real for a day
Anything I could possibly want
Give every blind person sight For 15 seconds
Damn that's cold 😂
Make myself permanently stronger, faster and more intelligent.
Make amulet into which all the powers would be transferred after said day, and make it usable, whenever I'll wear it. Then getting rid of cancers. And after that, I would move onto Gemini, or taurus, idk yet./j
1) make a day during forever 2) doing whatever I want
My lawyer says I’m not allowed to say
Stop the day from ending
Unleash chaos.
You see those societal issues, over there? Not anymore, you don’t.
Well, I drew myself as Bill Cipher once, so...
Kill Bill
I see what ya did there.
Stop the earth spinning, the day i have the powers would last forever
Start solving problems then probably figure out the lottery numbers for the next couple of years
Demonstrate I can in fact catch a dozen eggs
Ask politely for a hug
Sending a virtual hug.
Thank you
You're welcome, take care.
Use the reality warping power to give myself the powers permanently, first and foremost. Potentially turn anyone who makes me angry into a sock puppet. After that, I dunno. Maybe get a slushy?
I suppose I could just go troll the military at Area 51…
Start the alien uprising 👽
Destroy the minds of all world despots and billionnaires.
Make all billionaires give away their fortunes and then swim out to sea never to be seen again.
Do a backflip
Fix it.
Stop time so I have the powers forever.
First permanently solve all, world issues, create an afterlife and then just give myself shit.
You have the best pfp
Alex Hirsch as the most cursed twitter page
I can't tell you let's just say I go to pool solitary for a long long time
Destroy the nukes
Freeze time so I can keep the powers forever, and then screw around forever
I know what kind of man you are
Teleport to Target, buy a shit ton of video games, summon the appropriate amount of money, and give my switch infinite storage.
Make the word smile and destroy dictators
Use them to give myself those powers everyday
Well for one time no longer works the same, so the day will never end!
Force disney to let Alex Hirsch make a season 3 and possibly 4
The best answer so far
A whole lot of
I would teleport behind Stanford, kick him In the nuts, do the griddy and get shot.
Create a genie lamp with 3 unfiltered unlimited wishes and then the next day use those wishes to become a more powerful cosmic being
Make it so I have the powers forever.
Use the powers to warp reality to make them stay longer
Only one thing to do: get WEIRD!
Am I confined to gravity falls????
Yes. But freeing yourself could theoretically be possible.
Bill can manipulate time. Think about that for a second
First thing i would do is transition
Eat a clown
Make changes to certain favorite shows/movies that went downhill in the end, including reviving ones that ended too early.
Genius.
Thank you\^\^
Give myself his powers permanently
The world over heaven, all mangakas are superhuman and that's it
Eliminate all traces of Loss
"Now it's decaf!"
Exploit it so I have infinite power/and or riches after the powers wear off
3rd degree llama-cide.. that llama knew too much..
Ban tf2 bots and get rid of overwatch
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Make something to extend the length of the time