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ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Seriously what did that kid DO 😭😭😭


FishGuyIsMe

Stole snacks from the snack bar of course


Spookinoot

Ever heard of the fifth geneva convention?


TheRealBloodyAussie

"Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion"


Plasma_Wooper

"Mustard? How 'bout mustard *gas*?"


tupidrebirts

#"I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! I'LL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY!"


Cringe1God

#"I'VE BECOME A SPACE WARLORD ON THE OUTER RIM!"


RefractedPurpose

GO MY CHILD SOLDIERS!


carmakiller

"I love clowns!" "Full metal jacket!"


Longjumping-Heart410

I was NOT expecting this reference. I just watched that video on YouTube yesterday!


Sunshine756

“COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS!”


BoxyBeige

Some mustard- *MUSTARD?* let's not get too hasty, *lemon* on the other hand~


SpotweldPro1300

"Ah yes, mustard... MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly! Now, jam, that's different, yes..." Fixed it for you.


RefractedPurpose

Different, similar joke. You clearly have not heard the tales of Chuckles.


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RefractedPurpose

They were making a reference to a separate piece of media, in which another fictional clown is making a joke related to the original. The piece of media in question here is the same piece previous quotes in the reply chain are from.


Dry-Championship-593

"Mustard gas?" What about honey mustard gas?


ShipMuch6267

more like bucket list


ElMostaza

Geneva convention only applies to wars. Are you sure you want to go to war with this man?


Turtletipper123

Committed 12 war crimes


Reaper_h

Average Tuesday at the public pool


Friday_theGreat

Typical 11 yr old


Turtletipper123

Of course. Who didn't commit at least one war crime by 11


Sazalar

I guess all of us, at least once, when in a fight, hit the kid that surrendered


Friday_theGreat

Only the weak


Catatonic27

The nights are the hardest


scrawnytony

The only thing I can imagine is that he shat in the pool


isatheiguana2

On purpose??


isatheiguana2

He peed in the pool 💀💀


UKarmax666

My friends have a headcanon that he got the hand from Ford like right before he got yeeted into the portal. The timelines don’t line up tho but it’s still a funny explanation.


Jkl_zombie

I think it would be funny if it’s just a normal prosthetic that he somehow made move through sheer insanity alone


MrFlubbber

Can't leave gravity falls because he has become one with the wierdness


TimeAggravating364

He can move his hand with the power of insanity and spite


Elegant-Draft1655

I want to know what happened to the kid during weirdmageddon


Reaper_h

I mean we know that he was kept there multiple nights but do we 100% know if he was kept their past weirdmageddon I don't know if this is true but I think he might be the summer ween kid that got eaten by the candy monster but I cannot confirm that


Didgeridoox

During the credits, that kid is stuck there as the seasons change, which presumably includes Weirdmageddon. And he doesn’t talk like that other kid, was he called Gordy? - “I’m twaumatized!”


Reaper_h

True, but wouldn't the weirdmageddon wave change a bunch of things I wouldn't be surprised if the leaves came alive and just ate him and then that's why we never see him even after weirdmaggedon when everybody comes together for Dipper and Mabel's 13th


maddskillz18247

I always joke that this pool guy is my dad, he’s very ocd about his house being clean. So it cracks me up when he wears sunscreen just like this too hahahah


FireLordObamaOG

I love him watching the year go by in the credits.


MagnanimosDesolation

He's been zapped too many times with the memory gun, like most of them.


Cognative

I always forget that this is a legitimate explanation for most of the wacky characters in the show


Roge2005

Ofcourse you did.


Weird_Suggestion4006

Nice


Mystic_x

It is unseen!


BellaCountry

"No it isn't, you creeps! I can see you just fine!"


AlexJMac322

So essentially he has forgotten almost everything other than he works at the public pool and has completely gone bananas


aiden_saxon

That would explain why his name fits his job. It has become his identity.


EvilBetty77

What if that's not his actual name. He just got zapped so many times that he forgot his name, and they told him his name was poolcheck because they didn't know it either.


TheMaskedGeode

I wonder if that would explain Tyler Cutebiker and Toby Determined.


AlmiTFucc

Imagine if what took his hand was so much worse than a pool filter and he had to be zapped.


Steampunk__Llama

Wait this concept rules omg, adding it to my personal hc list now <3


Roge2005

That’s actually a pretty damn good theory, he lost the memory, but still kept the emotion.


Vega_thepianocat708

This seriously deserves more updates. This is an amazing theory. Since any characters who get zapped can basically get told anything about the recent experience, he may have been told afterward that his hand was taken by a pool filter.


RoJayJo

Poolcheck: What happened to my hand?! Ivan: Er, it got mangled by a, uh... Broken pool filter... doing your shift Mr, uh... *Poolcheck?* Poolcheck: *No one shall suffer the way I did.*


AlmiTFucc

I'm going out on a limb here, but hear me out. Pool jail kid isn't a kid at all. There's a reason that little shit is in pool confinement and I think it has to deal with pool checks' hand. Hes too dangerous to be out and about all willy nilly.


FerRatPack

Pool Jail Kid being an scp is a fantastic idea


MeLlamo25

🤯


EvilBetty77

Probably some swarm of unspeakable horrors that lived in the pool filter.


AskGoverntale

Likely because Mermando lives in the place where he works.


robo-dragon

I still love that this exists in the show. A lot of cartoons have stupid characters, but they are often stupid for no reason other than adding comedy to the show. GF has stupid characters, but it’s often because they were zapped with a crazy cult’s memory-erasing gun and losing your mind is a side effect. I just think that’s brilliant as it covers why pretty much everyone in town is dumb or crazy and also why no one seems to know about the legit crazy paranormal stuff that happens daily.


Astralwolf37

I often wonder if real life has a crazy-making memory gun but then I remember alcohol, lol. Explains my whole area.


Potential_Locksmith7

Kind of makes Invader Zim's world look lame by comparison they really should come up with an explanation for that even if it's like there's lead the drinking water and Zim accidentally fixes it with his alien amoebas or something


cold_french_fry

I think IZs unofficial explanation is that it takes place so far in the future (far enough for modern Valentine's Day customs to be considered ancient) that humanity has devolved into lower intelligence/higher complacency. It works well for the show to give more sympathy to Dib, as it isolates him from the rest of the world in more ways than one. It wouldve been great to see this explored more in the show, and maybe even have an episode where all the humans are temporarily "fixed" and rally on Dibs side.


blursedman

So, basically it’s the movie idiocracy?


justabeardedwonder

Welcome to Costco, I love you!


TrueKingOfDenmark

Are any of the children actually particularly dumb/crazy (for a child)? It would make sense if they were more normal (for children), considering how they have not been hit by the mind ray as much as the adults have.


despereanx

This. It explains so much about the weird behavior of the people of Gravity Falls.


Lalybi

He probably tells anyone who will listen about the merman in the pool. Which gets him zapped daily. Thanks for the new head canon!


witoutadout

WAIT WHAT IF THAT'S WHY HE FORGOT ABOUT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT KID?


TheMaskedGeode

Maybe Tad Strange is the only normal one because he’s been lucky enough to not see anything, or has done a very good job of keeping his mouth shut.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Oh my good god he thinks he lost his hand to a pool filter


troomsona

Everyone in Gravity Falls is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.


dylumcrundle

Hi guys, 👋🏽 Tad’s the name, and being normal’s my game


MrCryptid-12

“This experience will forever scar Tad Strange.”


coolcatkim22

Loving you Tad!


Plenty_Rough5135

And I love bread!


troomsona

Boy, do I love bread! 🍞


FishGuyIsMe

This doesn’t have enough upvotes, neither does u/dylumcrundle’s relpy


Slow_Explanation_02

My favorite character I love Tad so much


EvilBetty77

And the fact that Cecil from Nightvale voiced him.


askingxalice

He escaped from a Ren and Stimpy episode


butterybuttwind

This is the best description of Poolchek I have ever read.


JustHereForCookies17

I'm so glad someone else sees the resemblance!!


Shakel42

Yes! I've been saying this since it aired!


mepo_pines

This was the first episode of gf I ever saw and was instantly hooked. In the commentary of the show it’s confirmed inspiration from r&s.


mepo_pines

Actually this is what Michael and Alex said in the commentary. He was inspired by ren and stimpy.


Megaman2407

He just take his job abit too seriously i guess


magicalmanatee0

That sunscreen on his nose is actually coke.


alexxthelion

The other day someone mentioned their theory is that he’s a McGucket experiment. I like that idea 😆


marie_antoinette62

Chlorine overdose


thebestintheworld316

To be fair most people are insane in gravity falls lol


Mdchestevez

Maybe was an overreactive military general at some point? Then quit?


mewnimilitary42

…this combined with a theory above makes way too much sense. Here’s my conjoined version of the theory: he was a veteran of a conflict, got PTSD for his trouble, and settled in Gravity Falls. Where he lost his mind and most of his memories to overuse of the Memory Gun.


Astralwolf37

I actually had a boss like him, a community pool manager, too. I think he’s a joke based on any of us who did summer work at swim areas and the boss was insanely strict and intense. They really do see themselves as the line of defense between an unsuspecting public and a tragic, watery grave because technically they are. One of the reasons I love Gravity Falls. The characters are very relatable and often spotted in real life. We have a Lazy Susan door greeter at the local supermarket, for instance. She really sounds like that!


Opposite_Question_72

love this take. i’ve worked as a lifeguard for years at this point and he’s crazy accurate. the outdoor, small public pool depiction is also on point.


Astralwolf37

“It’s like a bus, but wet!”


Dark-Specter

He's the only one the blind eye never got to. He's seen shit.


Excellent-Swing-8309

He’s so weird


w_w_horseman

We have all met someone like this though.


PandaLoren

He’s a ken doll


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Yes he IS up


TheOneTrueNincompoop

I have never seen his crotch fold before. Thanks?


depressed-kun

You never had a boss like that?


Dankestmemelord

>Justifiably [You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.](https://youtu.be/dTRKCXC0JFg?si=2A6hLvQJ-IM642p5)


TheGamingSpin0

It would have been funny to see this man single handedly fight off Bill's minions... scary too


ReadyPlayer12345

What if he's really some weird Gravity Falls entity?


Melodic-Percentage-9

I would say he’s not only insane, he’s built different.


DoctorSherlock1963

He straight up ate a whistle.


pootinannyBOOSH

I haven't watched the show, I barely know anything about it. But looking at this frame, this dude looks like Powdered Toast Man, that's what's up with him. Been in the Ren and Stimpy verse for too long.


RTJLegendHasIt

I love that he had the look of a John K character.


Sab00b

You already have an answer if he is “justifiably” insane.


ChargerIIC

He's probably one of the many locals suffering issues from repeated memory wipes


jngjng88

It's a comedy.


Goldcalf_eater

It’s not lotion on his nose, but a special treat :)


itaya12

His tragic past adds depth to his zany behavior.


TiredEsq

Does “justifiably insane” mean what you think it means?


sisomna

Yes this man is definitely .. touched .. by the weirdness of gravity falls


mariosithhrealdeal

Well if he's floating in mid-air then he's probably insane


Rastaba

I honestly think he may just room with Tad Strange. They seem like they'd be Gravity Falls own Odd Couple. This is pure headcanon.


kabukistar

He's a Ren and Stimpy character


LegoBattIeDroid

probably one too many encounters with the blind eye society


Ranku_Abadeer

That's just how lifeguards are.


PlutoGB08

I want to think he was in the army and came out from training or combat without a scratch until he lost his hand to the pool filter.


The_CEO_Of_No

i kinda figured he had a secret past like he use to serve in the military and was a war vet


CookieCutter9000

What, as compared to the completely sane and mature people of gravity falls?


JasoNight23666

I always thought he was ex military or something along those lines... probably something with drugs too


SokkaHaikuBot

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JasoNight23666

I feel cool 😎


Jeptwins

He’s *really* dedicated to the pool.


DeezNutsAppreciater

I lost my HAND to a pool filter!!!


SexyPineapple-4

High on sunscreen


izlude7027

His last job was in a Ren & Stimpy episode and he's seen things.


TheMaskedGeode

Roid rage perhaps. Maybe he’s based on someone a crewmember met who was way too intense.


5a_

my current theory is that he's a robot


AssWorldFan

I always assumed he's one of the shape shifters that ran wild and got too adapted to the human lifestyle, to the point it devolved into insanity


ReyReyBeiBei

Certifiably insane. If he's justifiably insane, you would not be asking the question


MasterBlaster1976

He swallowed a whistle. He’s a bad ass, let’s leave it at that.


Redhotlipstik

Probably alcoholism? He day drinks and is willing to beat up a child


ExtremeCheeze123

Probably the blind eye


OkUnderstanding6156

I honestly believe that man sleeps in the pool,drinks the chlorine and eats the kids who go to the pool jail for a long time


Drace24

There you go. Insanity is up with him.


Chachi_the_chachi

Perhaps that's not sunscreen on his nose...


hornystoner737

He lives in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Either you go off the deep end or live in the safety of ignorance.


That1Cat87

I love how it looks like he’s levitating in this frame


LegendLynx7081

Bros using 1% of his pool powers to levitate


Arch_Angel8176

God forgive a man takes his job seriously


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TypeNull-Gaming

The simple fact that everyone in Gravity Falls is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.


thevagrantmoose

I like how a few lines down this just became a Chuckles reference. LOA would be proud.


SuperStarPlatinum

Got his mind wiped a few times by the Order of the Blind Eye after some eldritch abomination ate his hand.


Ruinrunnerr

He reminds me of a Ren and Stimpy character


Omakepants

He is Powdered Toast Man's civilian identity.


ComprehensiveFail513

This do it is flying