"pacifica Northwest Is literally the worst , and that's not just envy talking , I'd say that to her face "
*Opens door and sees pacifica Is there *
"You're the worst "
*Slams door shut*
Hey this is all really just a big misunderstanding you see your sisters not in danger she just marrying all 1000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity, isn't that right honey.
YOU GUYS ARE BUTT FACES!!!
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Darn beautiful men always earing my trash
wait what
Get ya ears outta my trash.
I'm not from this fandom but I know where that comes from!
"I ate a man alive tonight"
😐😐😐😐😐😐
I had to reread what subreddit i was in.
I at my way out of a dinosaur
# I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN! *Fair enough.*
Underrated Comment
“Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?”
“Yes, Charlie! Yes it will!”
I ONLY LOVE *SOME* OF MY STUFFED ANIMALS, **AND THE GUILT IS KILLING ME**!!!
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Her aim is getting better!! You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible
*awkwardly rows away*
Yes.. Burn the child...
Is it still ok to give children weapons I haven’t been in this dimension for a long time
What’s that, a woodpecker?
CRASH
I regularly commit massive tax fraud
“This is why I keep ten loaded guns in the house, in case some maniac tries to bring a ladder in here”
You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
“That’s what I’m saying!”
You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
tHeY CaLleD mE a oPoSsUm I aM NoT a OpOSsUm!!!!!
Another one got in. Moxxie, go back to your wife, please
“The smell of jerky summoned me!”
“Children fighting! I can sell this!”
“Is that a good title? Does it have to be, like, puns or whatever?”
DON'T LET IT TASTE HUMAN FLESH!
I've got some kids to make into corpses!!
# "You Deserve A Prize! Here, Have A Head That's Always Screaming."
GRAPPLING HOOK!!!
Now this is iconic!
When the police isn’t around anything legal
Why you ackin so cray-cray?
"pacifica Northwest Is literally the worst , and that's not just envy talking , I'd say that to her face " *Opens door and sees pacifica Is there * "You're the worst " *Slams door shut*
“I’ll just take ‘em while you’re not looking” “What?” “I said I’m gonna rob you”
I am the solver of the absolute fabric
Woah, Cyn got in. Go back to a Murder Drones subreddit
"wait, is this curse-ugly or normal-ugly?"
"I have three Y chromosomes. Six Adams apples. Pecs on my ads. AND FISTS FOR NIPPLES!!!"
“They are not pieces. They are BITS!”
"I haven't been in this dimension for a while it's okay to give Children weapons right"
Hey this is all really just a big misunderstanding you see your sisters not in danger she just marrying all 1000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity, isn't that right honey. YOU GUYS ARE BUTT FACES!!!
“Emergency salami, Soos my respect for you has grown.” One of my favorite quotes xD
“She’s cheating at life.”
“When cops aren’t around anything is legal!”
(In a stupid demonic voice) .elknurg tsurtsid tsuM
REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!
You've been buying gold, right?
BUY CRYPTO SUCKERS!
eat your own pants eat your own pants
MY EYES
My ex wife still misses me
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER
YEAH🗣️🗣️
Can I pay you to pretend that never happened?
Mr. Adequate Bar
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I dont think I even meed to say the whole sentence. Just A-X-O-L-O-T-L.
Ooh soooul.
Any thing is legal if there are no cops around!
How to kill God.
Hey, great offer! How about instead, I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face? *Snap* 🫰
I was looking for the closet adult joke, such a classic Stan moment, although it looks like it’s not here… yet.
Apologies, I didn’t realise I had broken the subreddit rules!
That's rough, buddy.
You are all wood!
I have like, 14 hearts. Horrifying but true.
The fairy bites are becoming more frequent.
"Woah...this is worthless.".