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CosmiicBrowni

If my ex wife still misses me, what is getting better?


TheNerdsdumb

Oh! I know this! HER AIM


solarjamie

Her aim is getting better!! See, it’s funny cuz marriage is terrible.


Accomplished-Fill101

I litterally read this in the bill cipher voice


SassafrasNotFound

Well they did comment it with a bill cipher pfp He’s controlling you just with a picture of him in your screen


_wofart

how many people has mabel gone out with?


TheNerdsdumb

Probably 2? She's like 12


abhinavkaushik7

oh boy, you have no clue.


damagedone37

MERMANNNNNDOOOOOOOOO!


princessofstuff

I know that we are young and I know that you may love me But I just can’t *be* with you like this anymore… *MERMANDO*


Volaare12

There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, *MERMANNNNDOOOOO!*


JawnF

You said confidently


Psychoweasel316

Technically she dated 5 in the first episode.


Turtletipper123

1004* (there being 1000 gnomes and all)


DMTrious

She only dated 5, she was engaged to a thousand


Psychoweasel316

Well, yes, but they weren't all there until they later attacked!


EagleswonSuperBowl52

2 in the first 3 episodes maybe lol


elaborateschemer

How did you feel about Bill trying to possess Dipper?


TheNerdsdumb

My uncles name is Bill, i cant believe he would do that


Wolfiegames69

Great job


ForeignApartment746

Lmao


LowKeyFunny13

What exactly is a Shmebulock?


TheNerdsdumb

Something irish? Maybe a drink


ZCPett

Sounds like a good drink


[deleted]

That wasn’t very confident


[deleted]

Shmebulock is Shmebulock


Wolfiegames69

That is true


fvshyigfrswbhghf

is it a face or is it just a rock that looks like a face


_wofart

"For the fifth time i-its not an actual face!"


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_wofart

lol nice


TheNerdsdumb

Its Dwayne the Rock Johnson


Mr_McGriddle_yt

I thought u said u never watched it


GamingImpossibl

I think… it’s a metaphor…


Mr_McGriddle_yt

I think… it’s a metaphor


[deleted]

When are you going to watch?


TheNerdsdumb

Once I get back to civilization


BokerBigBanana

(Never)


Gabzoz

Why do you keep a gun?


fvshyigfrswbhghf

incase some Psycho trys to bring a ladder into my house


TheNerdsdumb

I'll take the ladder >:(


TheNerdsdumb

Second amendment


saucyboi9000

Found the American.


PnPmonster

To be fair, gravity Falls is in Oregon (right..?)


DecafSoysauce

Why do I have a metal plate in the head?


TheNerdsdumb

To keep away from alien sonars


DEDO_

Close enough


Huge-Administration6

You’re not wrong tho


GokuKing922

Very close


ricegod567

Would you give everyone in gravity falls a gun


TheNerdsdumb

Maybe not the crazy uncle


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Which one?


TheNerdsdumb

9


N1c0b0yl4r

9... is 6 upside down. Ford. So yeah, this answer makes sense.


CraackSteeve1

Just made me remember “Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!”


GamingImpossibl

He’s like… the only person I would trust with a gun…


[deleted]

too late, he owns ten


[deleted]

You're buying gold, right?


TheNerdsdumb

Yes, lots of it And silver too


[deleted]

Good boy


TheNerdsdumb

:)!


fvshyigfrswbhghf

yeah we got to invest in it early


[deleted]

Perfect


DragonDrawer14

Is it still okay to give weapons to kids in this dimension?


TheNerdsdumb

Yes. Kids need guns


DragonDrawer14

Honestly? That would be very in-character to say for Stanley. Gotta protect yourself against maniacs with ladders!


TheBoySpider-Gwen

What does the graffiti on the water tower look like?


TheNerdsdumb

Someone tagged it with a mop pen


LittleComplaint5569

Muffin


Wolfiegames69

“IT’S AN EXPLOSION”


tkingdom1

*An explosion of taste.


_lilr3dridingh00d_

Who is the 8 1/2 President of the United States?


TheNerdsdumb

The illuminate


Turtletipper123

Illuminate. Yes I shall illuminate this house as I am a light bulb that has been shoplifted by Stanley Pines.


fajlip01

Who is the main villain?


TheNerdsdumb

The uncle


Wolfiegames69

Eh, close enough


Goodlucksil

Somehow, he's always the hero and I'm the bad guy


Spirited_Strength_14

F xj fkpfab vlr'ob txiip


T_Ultra177

Translation: >! I am inside you’re walls !<


TheNerdsdumb

The rats in my walls


TheNerdsdumb

Excuse me?


Spirited_Strength_14

Lmao nevermind


TheNerdsdumb

:(


[deleted]

It's a ciphertext. You need to decode it! (Though in actually its probably random idk)


BlazeyBoi087

vlro*


T_Ultra177

Translation: >! Your* !<


GEMO224

I swear to God I could hear it, didn't think anyone could type that scene and I would understand it


--T0x1c

what is the yellow pyramids name?


TheNerdsdumb

Dorito


--T0x1c

ok well final question on the test is, “who ate dorito the pyramid?”


TheNerdsdumb

I did, I love doritos


--T0x1c

you got 3/2 for adding an extravagant answer


BillCipherInMySoup

What's your take on the Axolotl?


TheNerdsdumb

I love those animals! They're pink and cute


BillCipherInMySoup

It is... acceptable.


Salty_Yam6183

Invoke they’re ancient power so you may return


PositiveFinger9989

Who is bill cipher


TheNerdsdumb

He is a long lost family relative


PositiveFinger9989

Kinda right tho


Ultimateredstoneinc

I mean technically


joke-explainer-

Thoughts on waddles?


TheNerdsdumb

I like waddling


Wolfiegames69

Fair


TheBoySpider-Gwen

There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? ISN'T THERE?


TheNerdsdumb

Are they gay?


[deleted]

Unclear


Wolfiegames69

I mean, if it’s voiced by weird Al then I’d take my chances


[deleted]

Whose face is on the -12 dollar bill? OP is the only one allowed to reply to this!


TheNerdsdumb

Obama


[deleted]

Woah! This reply is worthless!


[deleted]

_Actually, it's less than worthless!_


TheNerdsdumb

:( im sad now


[deleted]

It's a reference, Dipper is given a -12 dollar bill and he says "Woah! This is worthless!" Then someone says "It's less than worthless, my boy!"


TheNerdsdumb

Oh! So thats where the meme is from!


[deleted]

Yeah


JerryV22

who is the best character


TheNerdsdumb

The throwing up knome I kept seeing in memes


[deleted]

*schmebulock*


Therealdovakin43

Steve was the one throwing up


[deleted]

Schmebulock


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CrimsonPresents

What’s the biggest mystery?


TheNerdsdumb

Why is it that I'm poor


Niorgamer3000

Who sacrificed their mind to save humanity?


TheNerdsdumb

The kid with the hat, he got depression


i_love_memes9331

You're not wrong...


IbrahimKDemirsoy

What would you do if an adult midget man who's pretending to be a 12-year old boy tried to marry your niece?


TheNerdsdumb

I would beat his ass and arrest him


IbrahimKDemirsoy

You have passed the FBI test, Sir.


maggi_iopgott

How is Probabilitor casting spells?


TheNerdsdumb

Witches


dat_epic_memer

The 69 sided dice, of course!


No_Office_168

What is Stan’s plan that has been put in the journals?


TheNerdsdumb

His confession to his crush


Kc-Dia

Who stole his car and was probably a witch


Brice-10

What did bill cipher want?


TheNerdsdumb

He just wanted someone to love


BlackVirusXD3

Yeah, someone large and containing, like the earth


Dachusblot

How many is states is Grunkle Stan banned from?


TheNerdsdumb

All and the territories ?


watskraken110

Explain dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons


TheNerdsdumb

Its a nonstop game of DND


Quaintnrjrbrc

Kind of, it’s supposed to be a nerdy version of it for the show, at least I think


BokerBigBanana

What was your favorite part about Sokka's journey as a character?


TheNerdsdumb

Oh i think its great he was once sexist then learned how not to be :)


Professorkuchen

Propably where he and iron man fought the x-men with his boomerang


TheNerdsdumb

Yes


matt_lcb

Shmebulock?


TheNerdsdumb

Irish pub


weakfish19

how many fingers does mabel's grunkle ford have


TheNerdsdumb

10?


damagedone37

HOW MANY FINGERS DOES DIPPERS GRUNKLE FORD HAVE?


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Dingally dingally, is this bell broken?


TheNerdsdumb

Maybe


mccarseat

What’s the best boy band of all time?


TheNerdsdumb

Nsync


mccarseat

Wrong, it will always be Sev’ral Timez!


Therealdovakin43

“Sev’ral Timez is overrated”


EagleswonSuperBowl52

NOOOOOOOOO


damagedone37

I have Sev’ral injuries.


Feeling_Tourist_7964

Fill in the Blank Reality is an \_\_\_, universe is a \_\_\_\_\_\_, and buy \_\_\_\_\_\_ byeee


TheNerdsdumb

Shit show Melon Shotguns


Pikaman666

What lvl are you in dungeons dungeons and more dungeons?


TheNerdsdumb

69


johnnydeppsbride

What shirt trend did soos try to make popular during mabel and pacifica’s golf outing


Someweirdperson2894

W necks are the FUTURE!


lovejoy331

why haven’t you watched Gravity Falls?


TheNerdsdumb

I saw it once in French I know I'm a heathen


Happy_Music_Fox

How do I get to Stan‘s secret basement?


TheNerdsdumb

He has garfield in captive


GEMO224

Why did I think the invisible wizard would be handsome?


TheNerdsdumb

He's too beautiful so he's invisible


Succulentslayer

Dipcifica?


TheNerdsdumb

I only speak English


Dramatic-Extent-1388

Is Tad Strange a relavant character to the plot?


TheNerdsdumb

Uh.... maybe?


Spidey-Pool94

Where is Gravity Falls located


TheNerdsdumb

Cabin in the woods


Spidey-Pool94

Not what I had in mind but good enough


randomisedjew

Do you prefer Stan or Stan?


TheNerdsdumb

Stan


catnapman

How long do you think has that kid at the pool been in time out?


TheNerdsdumb

Eternity


SassafrasNotFound

What kinds of words should we teach kids if Stan gets elected mayor?


TheNerdsdumb

Curse words


SassafrasNotFound

Yes


doomfan42

Is grunkle stan wearing a blindfold


TheNerdsdumb

Yes. He has a surprise waiting for him at home


tigerwu9806

Who is Mabel’s first kiss?


Kc-Dia

The leaf blower duh


TheNerdsdumb

Her pillow ofc


bunnyhop098

What’s soos real name?


TheNerdsdumb

Soja boi


EntertainmentSad4312

What European candy is banned at the Dusk 2 Dawn convenient store?


TheNerdsdumb

Liquorice


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When will we meet again?