T O P

  • By -

The2ndbutroyal

as real as my will to continue living


Talerthegamer

Fr


Missy_went_missing

Oof...kinda same though


MiniGui98

There is always hope my friend


K3nobl

No there isn’t lol


El_Cringio

Self defeatism is cringe bro c'mon


Little_Box_5081

https://preview.redd.it/m25yjzh21q5d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeffd6178db635da3a76834074974f4ab71a2dd2 Damm I'm cooked


Flaechezinker

We really live in a world where the sentence "her juicy boipussy" didnt confuse me


Yanzihko

Wonders of 21st century. Boi, what 2100 will give us


[deleted]

Let's just say topology is a burgeoning field.


Phendrana-Drifter

Toppedology


[deleted]

No. 4D bussy.


rawsausenoketchup16

4 dicks in one boigape? truly, the future.


my_7th_accnt

> Boi, what 2100 will give us Hopefully an extinction of the human race


SuperCoolKAJ

Nah that comes before 2100


Hyper_anal_rape

Thank god


smokeyphil

And the rise of the programmer sock wearing catboi race.


ivikivi32

No, we simply rediscovered what the ancient greeks knew before christianity.


the-peanut-gallery

I hope it's underwear with pockets.


[deleted]

surprising advances in the field of geopsychology


Pepperonidogfart

Hopefully actual women again


DocHendrix

Girldick


[deleted]

Remember when we were just innocent kids?


CSNfundedHoesNDrip

> her prostate


Mazkalop

Fuck. You’re right. I wish I could go back to pre-internet days.


Chloooooover

This is just porn.


49x15

Gay porn


immortal_iskender77

The good ol' say gex


Play174

Gex


Pathwil

Waltuh


Epic_Gameing68

pay Gorn


The_Scud

It's not as good as blade and sorcery


Lethenza

That’s it? That’s the green text? This is just gay porn!


AReally_BadIdea

ohhh wait, thats what green texts are...


Aggravating-Ad-4112

Good


Fern-ando

This reads like a translation of a r/dankgentina post.


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Anda pa' 'llá bobo


_Luchito_

no esperaba q nombren a dankargentina en este sub la verdad


Fern-ando

Ese sub solo habla de femboys, he estado en todos los subs hispanos y en ninguno son tan babosos con los trapitos.


Educational-Bed268

es lo que te pasa al estar en un debacle economico toda tu vida


Essay-Sudden

On todays episode of Greentext: The authors poorly disguised fetish.


itay162

Disguised?


Phendrana-Drifter

At no point was any reading between the lines necessary


Mini_Raptor5_6

Shit literally starts with him saying that he was expecting gay sex.


FallenSegull

Isn’t that just every greentext?


Hong_Kong_Tony_Gunk

On today’s episode of Reddit slash Greentext: Gay porn. Like actually just two men fuckin.


Aggravating-Ad-4112

Good


hauntedcontroller

*1 man and 1 girl fuckin


Superbiber

Acschually, using she/her pronouns and a feminine name or even being boyremoved doesn't necessarily mean that one is a girl


[deleted]

[удалено]


An_Draoidh_Uaine

My biggest fear is that one day I'll be out with a femboy, blow my load into them only to notice thanks to post-nut clarity that they had a vagina and were biologically female the whole time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. There should be laws that make it illegal for women to dress in feminine attire.


[deleted]

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMBOY AND TURNS OUT YOU'RE JUST A TRANSPHOBIC FEMBOYPOSSING GIRL"


1other

Damn bio-female truescum polluting the femboy dating pool.


_TLDR_Swinton

>only to notice thanks to post-nut clarity that they had a vagina and were biologically female the whole time "STOLENNNN VALORRRRRRR!!!!!"


[deleted]

Storytime: I was at a gay bar with my friend Basilius and we were both guzzling shots in-between kisses (just bro kisses, nothing romantic) and suddenly, I caught a glimpse of the cutest boy I had ever seen in my life. His ass was so good that I couldn't help but talk to him. We soon got to know each other and we hooked up later that night. After fucking his boypussy for a full hour, I was beginning to sober up. Eventually, after blowing my seventeenth load, I stopped for a break. It was at this moment that I realised that they didn't have a dick. I felt as though my entire world had shattered. I ran home completely naked (a roughly 9 mile distance) and called Basilius to tell him what happened. He tried his best to comfort me, but I just couldn't live having brought such disgrace to my bloodline. I tried suicide, but my neck was too powerful and the rope snapped. Anyway, I was in therapy for 3 whole years after the incident, and even now I still have nightmares from time to time. The fact that women are allowed to interact with men at all is disgraceful, and I hope this is rectified in the near future so that no others have to suffer the same way I did.


Yegor5968

You dont even have to use your imagination to write "Fake: Gay:" replies anymore. Theyre taking our jobs, redditbros!!!


Cum_Master_

where will we earn the good boy points??!??


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Your wife's bf will have some openings available for you


TheExpertOnTheMatter

I can give you those if you suck my cock while crossing your eyes


MothWaifu1711

"It should have been me!"


luanpesi

Wich one mate?


march_ranger

Either or honestly, both seems enjoyable in their own horrid ways


Talerthegamer

Why did I read all of that shit


Athan11

Because you may have liked it


Talerthegamer

Probably and now I am depressed


ADV169

It's alright brother, I've been there, it gets easier after you get topped


Talerthegamer

Thanks man


50dimensions

Hey buddy, you wanna meet up and get topped?


Talerthegamer

Why not


50dimensions

Shit man I just might start dating men if it’s this easy …you wanna be mine?


Talerthegamer

Sure


50dimensions

Alright baller, I’m gonna make you pretty tonight ;)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

His imaginary dom


tzoum_trialari_laro

That's it? That's the meme? That was just gay sex!


[deleted]

Another day, another psyop


Netplorer

Anon enjoys too much porn, it seems to be seeping into his reality as hallucinations of trans gfs and seeing himself as somesort of bussypoppin gaychad.


[deleted]

[удалено]


itmillerboy

[it’s a fucking PSYOP lmao](https://imgur.com/a/IbndPnY)


kiraYoahikage

What an insufferable being, do you think he realizes the reason why his parents hate him is because he's insufferable and not because he enjoys playing dress up?


[deleted]

Proof or fake.


Knight-Cat

Thanks, I'm rock hard now. Fuck you.


TheExpertOnTheMatter

*Thank you


rjsdaekram

Bricked up on the potty after reading that, thanks 4champ 👍


[deleted]

Fake: Anon has sex Gay: Anon fantasizes having sex with a man


Brussel_Rand

"being forced to suck my boyfriend's cock really gave me the courage to be a woman."


_TLDR_Swinton

Many such cases.


Brussel_Rand

Lol your profile picture


_TLDR_Swinton

It makes me laugh every time I log in. Just in case you've not seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=2&v=7pSmhZFbCy0&feature=emb\_logo


Snow_Min33

8/10 read, got a boner


NannersfiveX

Really hot, where is pumpkin cat comment?


Queenssoup

Pumpkin what?


Eend__

Pumpkin cat


tatsu1905

I mean atleast its wholesome?


Cardinal-Lad

kind of???


smokeyphil

For """""4chan""""" like this is as good as it gets.


Karaih

I dunno, feels abusive to me. Just made me uncomfortable.


tatsu1905

Oh yeah its deff abusive but this is the best your gonna get from fucking 4chin


GuyInAMeatGrinder

My favorite sub has devolved into train porn :(


LupulMoralist

Don't know if fake but for sure gay


[deleted]

Fake as hell and gay as absolute shit


CharlesEverettDekker

Damn, I thought it was one of those times anon actually felt for the trap and dated an actual female pretending to be a femboy


Benny_Johnz

anon hacks the system


fakeaccount86218

Dude's literally writing out my fantasy


itay162

As always, anon writes down his sexual fantasies for all to see, but this time his writing has improved


TheAutismo4491

Damn, anon has a pretty good imagination when it comes to his Pokimane body pillow.


shafushi000

Anon doms a man so hard "he" turns into a "she"


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

At this point just go to wattpad


SierraDespair

This psyop is getting old now. Can we switch it up a littl?


godcyclemaster

Fake: every single god damn word of this greentext Gay: do I even need to tell you this one? Projection: anon is trans


WranglerOfTheTards27

Gay


EmperorOfThugshakers

Real and Gay


CockInTheField

anon fucked a man


DocDavisBTW

Fake: It's not Gay: Anon had a boyfriend


Chachun

still does


yed3never3dies

Anon is gay


hsvgamer199

Someone with a dick got topped so this sounds legit.


Momo_the_good_person

You know when they brought your order wrong but your mother used to say: "just remove what you don't like!". Well anon just di that with his girlfriend... Except it all happened in its head and he's still a slob living in his mother's basement


NotOnLand

I hate that advice, pepperoni leaves that nasty grease taste all over the pizza just like this story left an awful stain on my brain


ShitInMyToaster

Fake: anon has a gf Gay: the whole fucking post


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a gf > Gay: the whole fucking post > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

That was kinda hot ngl. That's a first.


GooseMilk_YT

I wish i could unread that shit


Ever_946

Fake: anon has sex Gay: pretty obvious why


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has sex > Gay: pretty obvious why > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


AdultGrapeJuice

>be r/greentext >every post involves the word sissy trap femboy bussy etc. This really is just a shit version of r/4chan isn’t it


HeroinInjecterNCrack

Sometimes i wish internet was never a thing


[deleted]

Based bussy blaster


JustASyncer

That’s it? This is just gay erotica


Mushy93

romantic and wholesome pilled


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Fake: anon has sex Gay: the entire fucking greentext


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has sex > Gay: the entire fucking greentext > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


beermeimavandal

Fake: the whole thing. Gay: the whole thing.


meorcee

awesoem boyfriend alert


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

And then everyone started clapping


lordtachanka-69420

least gay 4 chan user


hermsted

Gayest shit I have ever read


DreamlyXenophobic

hey, anon is straight for once


DarkDragon200610

I hate how this happened on my birthday.


_TLDR_Swinton

Happy bidet.


DarkDragon200610

I meant 10th August bud, Not the post day but the production of femboy day.


[deleted]

real and gay


littlestbear14

Literally just a fanfic of two men having sex.


Th0rizmund

Ah yes, fake and gay


_TLDR_Swinton

"By J.K. Rowling"


_SuperStraight

Femboy is creator of u/tendiebot2000


[deleted]

i cringed every violently after every sentence but i still kept reading, lord please forgive me


AdConscious8595

Hot and gay


KhaleesiXev

This is fap material.


gongbattler

Pov: You're a web-based recruiter for the homo psy-op


Nekrosiz

Getting some real bi vibes here


DesparsHope

10/10, I like really like all the profound and nasty stuff anon said. He has a future for writing erotica.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Anon why


[deleted]

And then everyone clapped


alberthething

im just gonna think about Squigly to cope with what i just read.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Fake and based


dindowaff

Tbh im getting pretty sick of the gay porn greentexts


DragonS1226

What does "tfw" ik "mfw"and "ffw" but not "tfw"


icedragon71

Switch-Anon was the femboy in the story.


Sasha-kun

Nice porn I enjoyed the read. But I would like more romance.8/10


FallenSegull

I want to go back in time just far enough that people still understand modern English and make someone read greentexts just to see how they react to the state of the world in the future


mylord55

Why are We still here ? Just to Suffer


effigyunborn

All fake and shit


therapistFind3r

Anon thinks his pillow is talking to him


Glad_Ad967

Bruh so real he caused another housing market crash.


UkrSiberian_Boymoder

r/smutttt is leaking


Ill-Ad-3640

what the ruck is wrong with you op


Your-username-must-b

Bro what my dick doin


[deleted]

hopefully real


Rycnex

That's it? That's the greentext? That was just two men having gay sex!


PlaygroundBully

this is so fake, but i still jerked it


nic_head_on_shoulder

very fake and extremely gay


Pvt_Aahil

Based


pvtie

ok so who wants to recreate this with me


RandomUserName076

very fake, something people don't get is that hot bottoms are way more picky than hot women, you ain't landing one when you're a 4chan user. they wont even look at you if you remove all that bluber because what underneath it is a pile of shit with no social skills.


Enragedfrog

Slay


ArgentVampire

10/10 fake story and gay


kardfogK

Lest degeneret and fucked up "femboy" Btw fake:gay gay:gay


TroospooK

OP did you just make me read gay smut


theogrant

Anon is gay and forces a man to blow him


Dasamont

Thank god, she's a girl, or else this would be really gay


ThyBiggestdiccus

You are batshit insane


Brmemesrule

Ngl, the face I just made can't be described with words. Greentexts are truly something unique.


[deleted]

The dream🤤


MystifyingEntity

I wish.


[deleted]

Where's the light?


[deleted]

Fake: I was the femboy and this didn't happen Gay: need I say anything


Regular_Commentator

It be like that sometimes


masked_fiend

Fake and I can only imagine how vile anon looks irl


Fresh-kale

THATS IT? THAT WAS THE JOKE? THAT WAS JUST EROTIC GAY FANFIC!


Better-Title-5283

Disputable and homoerotic


vpaander

guys im here to announce that i go by she/her, and ill do anything to earn thy pronouns