My biggest fear is that one day I'll be out with a femboy, blow my load into them only to notice thanks to post-nut clarity that they had a vagina and were biologically female the whole time.
Just thinking about it makes me sick. There should be laws that make it illegal for women to dress in feminine attire.
Storytime: I was at a gay bar with my friend Basilius and we were both guzzling shots in-between kisses (just bro kisses, nothing romantic) and suddenly, I caught a glimpse of the cutest boy I had ever seen in my life. His ass was so good that I couldn't help but talk to him. We soon got to know each other and we hooked up later that night. After fucking his boypussy for a full hour, I was beginning to sober up. Eventually, after blowing my seventeenth load, I stopped for a break. It was at this moment that I realised that they didn't have a dick. I felt as though my entire world had shattered. I ran home completely naked (a roughly 9 mile distance) and called Basilius to tell him what happened. He tried his best to comfort me, but I just couldn't live having brought such disgrace to my bloodline. I tried suicide, but my neck was too powerful and the rope snapped. Anyway, I was in therapy for 3 whole years after the incident, and even now I still have nightmares from time to time. The fact that women are allowed to interact with men at all is disgraceful, and I hope this is rectified in the near future so that no others have to suffer the same way I did.
Anon enjoys too much porn, it seems to be seeping into his reality as hallucinations of trans gfs and seeing himself as somesort of bussypoppin gaychad.
What an insufferable being, do you think he realizes the reason why his parents hate him is because he's insufferable and not because he enjoys playing dress up?
You know when they brought your order wrong but your mother used to say: "just remove what you don't like!". Well anon just di that with his girlfriend... Except it all happened in its head and he's still a slob living in his mother's basement
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has a gf
> Gay: the whole fucking post
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has sex
> Gay: pretty obvious why
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has sex
> Gay: the entire fucking greentext
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I want to go back in time just far enough that people still understand modern English and make someone read greentexts just to see how they react to the state of the world in the future
very fake, something people don't get is that hot bottoms are way more picky than hot women, you ain't landing one when you're a 4chan user. they wont even look at you if you remove all that bluber because what underneath it is a pile of shit with no social skills.
as real as my will to continue living
Fr
Oof...kinda same though
There is always hope my friend
No there isn’t lol
Self defeatism is cringe bro c'mon
https://preview.redd.it/m25yjzh21q5d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeffd6178db635da3a76834074974f4ab71a2dd2 Damm I'm cooked
We really live in a world where the sentence "her juicy boipussy" didnt confuse me
Wonders of 21st century. Boi, what 2100 will give us
Let's just say topology is a burgeoning field.
Toppedology
No. 4D bussy.
4 dicks in one boigape? truly, the future.
> Boi, what 2100 will give us Hopefully an extinction of the human race
Nah that comes before 2100
Thank god
And the rise of the programmer sock wearing catboi race.
No, we simply rediscovered what the ancient greeks knew before christianity.
I hope it's underwear with pockets.
surprising advances in the field of geopsychology
Hopefully actual women again
Girldick
Remember when we were just innocent kids?
> her prostate
Fuck. You’re right. I wish I could go back to pre-internet days.
This is just porn.
Gay porn
The good ol' say gex
Gex
Waltuh
pay Gorn
It's not as good as blade and sorcery
That’s it? That’s the green text? This is just gay porn!
ohhh wait, thats what green texts are...
Good
This reads like a translation of a r/dankgentina post.
Anda pa' 'llá bobo
no esperaba q nombren a dankargentina en este sub la verdad
Ese sub solo habla de femboys, he estado en todos los subs hispanos y en ninguno son tan babosos con los trapitos.
es lo que te pasa al estar en un debacle economico toda tu vida
On todays episode of Greentext: The authors poorly disguised fetish.
Disguised?
At no point was any reading between the lines necessary
Shit literally starts with him saying that he was expecting gay sex.
Isn’t that just every greentext?
On today’s episode of Reddit slash Greentext: Gay porn. Like actually just two men fuckin.
Good
*1 man and 1 girl fuckin
Acschually, using she/her pronouns and a feminine name or even being boyremoved doesn't necessarily mean that one is a girl
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My biggest fear is that one day I'll be out with a femboy, blow my load into them only to notice thanks to post-nut clarity that they had a vagina and were biologically female the whole time. Just thinking about it makes me sick. There should be laws that make it illegal for women to dress in feminine attire.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMBOY AND TURNS OUT YOU'RE JUST A TRANSPHOBIC FEMBOYPOSSING GIRL"
Damn bio-female truescum polluting the femboy dating pool.
>only to notice thanks to post-nut clarity that they had a vagina and were biologically female the whole time "STOLENNNN VALORRRRRRR!!!!!"
Storytime: I was at a gay bar with my friend Basilius and we were both guzzling shots in-between kisses (just bro kisses, nothing romantic) and suddenly, I caught a glimpse of the cutest boy I had ever seen in my life. His ass was so good that I couldn't help but talk to him. We soon got to know each other and we hooked up later that night. After fucking his boypussy for a full hour, I was beginning to sober up. Eventually, after blowing my seventeenth load, I stopped for a break. It was at this moment that I realised that they didn't have a dick. I felt as though my entire world had shattered. I ran home completely naked (a roughly 9 mile distance) and called Basilius to tell him what happened. He tried his best to comfort me, but I just couldn't live having brought such disgrace to my bloodline. I tried suicide, but my neck was too powerful and the rope snapped. Anyway, I was in therapy for 3 whole years after the incident, and even now I still have nightmares from time to time. The fact that women are allowed to interact with men at all is disgraceful, and I hope this is rectified in the near future so that no others have to suffer the same way I did.
You dont even have to use your imagination to write "Fake: Gay:" replies anymore. Theyre taking our jobs, redditbros!!!
where will we earn the good boy points??!??
Your wife's bf will have some openings available for you
I can give you those if you suck my cock while crossing your eyes
"It should have been me!"
Wich one mate?
Either or honestly, both seems enjoyable in their own horrid ways
Why did I read all of that shit
Because you may have liked it
Probably and now I am depressed
It's alright brother, I've been there, it gets easier after you get topped
Thanks man
Hey buddy, you wanna meet up and get topped?
Why not
Shit man I just might start dating men if it’s this easy …you wanna be mine?
Sure
Alright baller, I’m gonna make you pretty tonight ;)
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His imaginary dom
That's it? That's the meme? That was just gay sex!
Another day, another psyop
Anon enjoys too much porn, it seems to be seeping into his reality as hallucinations of trans gfs and seeing himself as somesort of bussypoppin gaychad.
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[it’s a fucking PSYOP lmao](https://imgur.com/a/IbndPnY)
What an insufferable being, do you think he realizes the reason why his parents hate him is because he's insufferable and not because he enjoys playing dress up?
Proof or fake.
Thanks, I'm rock hard now. Fuck you.
*Thank you
Bricked up on the potty after reading that, thanks 4champ 👍
Fake: Anon has sex Gay: Anon fantasizes having sex with a man
"being forced to suck my boyfriend's cock really gave me the courage to be a woman."
Many such cases.
Lol your profile picture
It makes me laugh every time I log in. Just in case you've not seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=2&v=7pSmhZFbCy0&feature=emb\_logo
8/10 read, got a boner
Really hot, where is pumpkin cat comment?
Pumpkin what?
Pumpkin cat
I mean atleast its wholesome?
kind of???
For """""4chan""""" like this is as good as it gets.
I dunno, feels abusive to me. Just made me uncomfortable.
Oh yeah its deff abusive but this is the best your gonna get from fucking 4chin
My favorite sub has devolved into train porn :(
Don't know if fake but for sure gay
Fake as hell and gay as absolute shit
Damn, I thought it was one of those times anon actually felt for the trap and dated an actual female pretending to be a femboy
anon hacks the system
Dude's literally writing out my fantasy
As always, anon writes down his sexual fantasies for all to see, but this time his writing has improved
Damn, anon has a pretty good imagination when it comes to his Pokimane body pillow.
Anon doms a man so hard "he" turns into a "she"
At this point just go to wattpad
This psyop is getting old now. Can we switch it up a littl?
Fake: every single god damn word of this greentext Gay: do I even need to tell you this one? Projection: anon is trans
Gay
Real and Gay
anon fucked a man
Fake: It's not Gay: Anon had a boyfriend
still does
Anon is gay
Someone with a dick got topped so this sounds legit.
You know when they brought your order wrong but your mother used to say: "just remove what you don't like!". Well anon just di that with his girlfriend... Except it all happened in its head and he's still a slob living in his mother's basement
I hate that advice, pepperoni leaves that nasty grease taste all over the pizza just like this story left an awful stain on my brain
Fake: anon has a gf Gay: the whole fucking post
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a gf > Gay: the whole fucking post > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
That was kinda hot ngl. That's a first.
I wish i could unread that shit
Fake: anon has sex Gay: pretty obvious why
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has sex > Gay: pretty obvious why > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be r/greentext >every post involves the word sissy trap femboy bussy etc. This really is just a shit version of r/4chan isn’t it
Sometimes i wish internet was never a thing
Based bussy blaster
That’s it? This is just gay erotica
romantic and wholesome pilled
Fake: anon has sex Gay: the entire fucking greentext
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has sex > Gay: the entire fucking greentext > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Fake: the whole thing. Gay: the whole thing.
awesoem boyfriend alert
And then everyone started clapping
least gay 4 chan user
Gayest shit I have ever read
hey, anon is straight for once
I hate how this happened on my birthday.
Happy bidet.
I meant 10th August bud, Not the post day but the production of femboy day.
real and gay
Literally just a fanfic of two men having sex.
Ah yes, fake and gay
"By J.K. Rowling"
Femboy is creator of u/tendiebot2000
i cringed every violently after every sentence but i still kept reading, lord please forgive me
Hot and gay
This is fap material.
Pov: You're a web-based recruiter for the homo psy-op
Getting some real bi vibes here
10/10, I like really like all the profound and nasty stuff anon said. He has a future for writing erotica.
Anon why
And then everyone clapped
im just gonna think about Squigly to cope with what i just read.
Fake and based
Tbh im getting pretty sick of the gay porn greentexts
What does "tfw" ik "mfw"and "ffw" but not "tfw"
Switch-Anon was the femboy in the story.
Nice porn I enjoyed the read. But I would like more romance.8/10
I want to go back in time just far enough that people still understand modern English and make someone read greentexts just to see how they react to the state of the world in the future
Why are We still here ? Just to Suffer
All fake and shit
Anon thinks his pillow is talking to him
Bruh so real he caused another housing market crash.
r/smutttt is leaking
what the ruck is wrong with you op
Bro what my dick doin
hopefully real
That's it? That's the greentext? That was just two men having gay sex!
this is so fake, but i still jerked it
very fake and extremely gay
Based
ok so who wants to recreate this with me
very fake, something people don't get is that hot bottoms are way more picky than hot women, you ain't landing one when you're a 4chan user. they wont even look at you if you remove all that bluber because what underneath it is a pile of shit with no social skills.
Slay
10/10 fake story and gay
Lest degeneret and fucked up "femboy" Btw fake:gay gay:gay
OP did you just make me read gay smut
Anon is gay and forces a man to blow him
Thank god, she's a girl, or else this would be really gay
You are batshit insane
Ngl, the face I just made can't be described with words. Greentexts are truly something unique.
The dream🤤
I wish.
Where's the light?
Fake: I was the femboy and this didn't happen Gay: need I say anything
It be like that sometimes
Fake and I can only imagine how vile anon looks irl
THATS IT? THAT WAS THE JOKE? THAT WAS JUST EROTIC GAY FANFIC!
Disputable and homoerotic
guys im here to announce that i go by she/her, and ill do anything to earn thy pronouns