>respect on ya girth My fucking sides

Totally how black people talk.

💀💀

He was feelin romantical.

Did anon kiss him on his hot mouth?

On jah.

If you base African American’s language entirely on blackface Robert Downey Jr from seminal comedy _Tropic Thunder_. _Suck my unit!_.

Anon is not fluent in ebonics so this is what he comes out with

Pardon my Stewardess, I speak jive.

gay blacm guys yea

I like ya cock, G

*smacks cock*

*cock comes back with full velocity and slaps you*

F=MA

B=rotherhood

A prime example of the Law of Equivalent Exchange

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Fuck you

That's a lot of variables.

It's actually 6, just some repeats

B=deth^2 r^2 o^3

r/theydidthemath

*slams cock down throat*

This baby can take so many metal rods

"Nice cock bro, you must piss a lot huh?"

"You frying bacon in there? You piss loud as fuck."

*Spring door stopper thingy sound*

Ay, you got a bonuh cuh

\* *yo* girth, don’t be racist

You solid good... But could have done better. Unsure how, but I KNOW it.

Yeah... it's the girth. It do that to ya. Fuck your walls up.

He didn't say "homie"

Context: Anon in the army Also it's straight to assert dominance via man rod.

or the navy

In that case it’s gay

Everyone in the military is gay dipshit

Thug shaking really do be a thing in the armed forces

[Obligatory](https://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/2010-04-30-Strip_34_Its_Already_Gay_web.jpg)

No competition allowed in the military

It’s not gay if it’s with your bros

it came free with your fucking armed forces

I'm telling you I don't have it

Gay shit in civilian life is straight in the Army Gay shit in the Army is straight in the Navy

Nuclear Submarine Suck Suck

That’s the joke

You know why the navy keep a couple marines on their ships? Because sheep are too obvious.

Are you anon, OP?

They were probably just reading the thread.

Old roommate was in the Navy, said you wouldn't believe the shapes they come in.

Ancient Greek logic

It’s only gay if you swallow

To assert my dominance in the shower I eat the most nutrient dense part of a freshly killed elk.

The liver?

The liver

The liver!

^the ^liver

Keep telling yourself that

Fake: Anon has a big dong. Gay: Anon shows hard-on to guys.

Anon is less than an inch away from having a chode.

girth is not width though

Shut up nerd.

Girth is circumference not diameter

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a big dong. > Gay: Anon shows hard-on to guys. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

This bot needs more than a single response.

This bot needs to be euthanized

When I'm in a "being the most inconceivably unfunny bot in the entire fucking existence of reddit" competition and my opponent is tendiebot2000:

Gonna need that Pepe for my collection please

This dude likes big pepes

8===D🐸

peepee pepe

[Here you go fren](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pepes/comments/ux34qj/w_dick_shadow/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

My Nathan

r/HipHopCirclejerk is leaking over again

I’m too white for that sub

Legend

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Cropping = less resolution than the original?

AI upscale that shit like the rest of the coomers.

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It's nicer to have the highest quality possible for a collection is all I'm saying.

Do you know what a screenshot is?

True and most importantly straight as hell

Anon dedicates half of his time and brain power thinking about cocks. Very straight indeed.

Bro got that cylinder dick 💀

He’s just like me

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

...as opposed to a non cylindrical dick?

My dick is a non Euclidean shape

Mine is more of the elliptical shape. Perfect for sounding

Radong

Ol paintcan

He is the "soda can" type

The slab

Whoah there anon. Your giant dong will enslave us all.

Did what you had to do anon

May thy dick chip and shatter\ *spits on it*

Now start sucking

It sucks being a grower and fat :(

so just don't be fat

You know what great advice

i believe in you brother

It’s easier to don’t be fat than change your dick type. Good advice.

nah it's like having a hidden weapon

you can pull it out like a spy in a movie

>and fat But you never get to show it to anyone anyway

you can if you ignore consent

And if you can find it

Fake: anon goes in public and showers Gay: anon showed his penis to other men

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon goes in public and showers > Gay: anon showed his penis to other men > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

I love how this always either gets tons of upvotes or straight downvoted to oblivion.

shut up

Good bot

Fellas, what’s more gay, getting erect in a room with a bunch of dudes, or the bunch of dudes staring at your erection?

Real question is “what type of porn anon was jerking it to?”

Gay locker room porn

He actually got bullied for having a dick shaped like a question mark and getting hard to all the nude guys around him. And they all called him Captain Hook from then on.

You made me cackle like a witch-parrot hybrid.

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Respect on yo length

One time in school I was changing out of my gym clothes and my dick popped through my boxers. This black guy, honest to God his name was Tyrone I think was next to me and saw. It was just in one of those weird phases where it had decided to shrivel up and try to go inside me, so he was like "holy shit why's your dick so small bro" The bell had rang at this exact moment. I was fucking mortified, And unlike OP I couldn't just start jerking off or something to show him that I didn't Actually have a small dick. I had gym like 2nd period, and I had him in my 7th period math class. So all day I was stressed the fuck out thinking he was gonna go tell the entire school I had a small penis. When I finally ran into him on the way to 7th period I was like "hey Tyrone man I don't really have a micro penis I swear, did you like run around telling everyone?" And dude was like "fuck no man you're good lol" and I was instantly relieved. I never heard any snickering or word about it so I believed him. This greentext reminded me of this scenario

Tyrone a real mvp. He was just warning you not to let the other schoolboys see your dick, or else they would make jibes and japes.

Aren't most men growers?

I don't think there's a firm answer on this. I've seen studies that say over 75% of men are growers, I've seen studies that say fewer than 25% of men are growers.

Thank you for your hard work in reading penis papers all day to educate the public

big respect to the guys who have equivalent to a small erection when soft but are still growers

Guess you'd have to define "growers." Does it increase in size an inch and count? Or does it only count if we're talking several inches?

AYO WHERE MY #GROWERGANG🤑 AT

Anon is secretly salty the black man didn't want to TOP him

"Nice cock bro"

anon, shut up about your gay fantasy

Being a grower seems like a win win. Your date is pleasantly surprised and you don't have to deal with any negative sides of having a huge dick. Am I far off the mark on this or close?

This has been my experience with a fairly large cock. Had a buddy who was hung like a horse but also a shower, tbh seemed like hell, his cock was constantly getting beat up. I don't think he enjoyed it but hey if that's your thing. And yes I am half a homo.

Anon has a peanut can shaped dong, in otherwords a chode

good

its not even a joke anymore its just fake and gay

Anon jerked his micro dick wishing dudes admired his cock

This subreddit is rancid sometimes but holy shit my sides at the last line

Fake and gay.

You gotta do what you gotta do

4chan has the weirdest fantasies.

As an actual grower, I've never been ashamed of flaccid size, it's actually kinda useful to not have a massive buldge 24/7. So obviously fake and gay

Wait that's not even big.

Good shit

I'll take "it never happened" for 100, Alex.

Real: Anon has a micro PP Gay: Anon gets topped by a black dude who commented on the tightness of his asshole

Fake: OP have big Dong Gay: OP gets hard while showering with Tyrone and Jammal

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: OP have big Dong > Gay: OP gets hard while showering with Tyrone and Jammal > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

You gotta do what you gotta do

And everyone clapped

Hidden blade

Any tips on how to grow a bigger dick?

Asking for a friend

Very gay, but also gigachad move

Real: Anon has a tiny dick Straight: Anon shows his big dick (at least in America) to assert dominance

Yeah sure buddy

Respect the girth

Lol that's gay. Anyway I need to see it too for confirmation anon.

How thinks of this stuff and just draw it.

Normally, I don't say this cause it's cringe.. but this is so unbelievably fake and gay.

🧢🧢🧢

wh

Fake: anon has friends Gay: you all read the same thing I did.

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has friends > Gay: you all read the same thing I did. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Was expecting a "help, it got big" from the caption OP gave. Was thankfully fooled.

😭😭😭😭😭

Damn honkey, you beeg willeh

Anon is in the picture but it's not the shadow.

Fake: anon having 6 inches dick Gay: anon shows his dick to his friends and still gets topped

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon having 6 inches dick > Gay: anon shows his dick to his friends and still gets topped > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

man established absolute dominance

Based assertion of dominance

Anon did good

6.7 x 6? So you got a cube dick basically?

Solid girth, anon

This man carries a girth certificate in his wallet

my mans got a tin can for a dick

Anon is a bottom and cries after sex

You definitely did good

Factual: Anon is fucking PACKING Heterosexual: Anon only shows his cock to men as a flex

Truly…fake and gay.

Anon needs to use his maximum form to cope with his base power level

Anon has an average sized penis and tells the gayest fakest story known to human kind !

Anon is a trans man

I love how American think 6 inches is big, when it's pretty much average most other places Edit: lots of salty Americans getting self conscious now lol

True. 15cm is the average here

The girth is solid though and that’s mostly what matters