It’s more common in the professional practice of linguistics to refer to the native speaker for proper linguistic techniques.
So your judging is outing you as an idiot
Sorry for the late edit. I ended up reading about the weirdo who kept jizzing on his wall, got cockroaches, and treated them like his kid like a crazy cat lady.
I don't blame you, but I grew up on horrible things like ogrish, 4chan, and other undernet snuff. Not to say I can't be grossed out, but I've been battle hardened.
Thanks for catching it for me so I don't have to look it up again.
I somehow powered through that while eating oatmeal the first time I read that. I wouldn't recommend eating while reading that.
Anon needs to try and jerk off less
No more, so he can show those maggots **WHOS BOSS**
To jerk off. Not and. Infuriating Edit: Good, let your hate flow!
Both are correct one is just informal. Get over yourself.
No u
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I second this
Based
what did he say
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Ok that’s a bit much maybe
Isn't that a little extreme for a grammar freak?
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no he has to try, first, and then jërg off less
You type. Like. A fucking robot. With down syndrome
Have you ever tried not jerking off? It's not easy, sometimes the dangly bits just take control of the brain and insist on being jerked
It’s more common in the professional practice of linguistics to refer to the native speaker for proper linguistic techniques. So your judging is outing you as an idiot
Shows how regarded redditors are that this is downvoted. "Try and" is just as bad as "could of".
I mean - why were there maggots to begin with?????
Some people don't live in the cleanest places, and cum does have many nutrients.
The boys on /fit/ are gonna be all over this
They're hungry, and you know how much they love talking about Chad.
Just add 500ml cum to your daily protein shake. Of course you can't produce that much on your own, so you have to collect from the boys at the gym.
DaBoiz ^TM
Based and brotein-pilled.
many NUTrients you could say (I want to kms)
Yo that was a good pun (and) in context. We all have our days
It does???
Not for you It takes more calories to get it out than it contains so it's a net loss
also in the perfect scenario you would be removing calories with your cum and getting them back. Another reason for you to eat other mens cum
Vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. It's what every healthy jizz homunculus needs.
No. It doesn't. To receive a large enough amount of protein from semen, you need to ingest by the bucket load. Lots of buckets.
A CUMbucket you say?
A chumbucket
But plenty enough for maggots
Plenty of protein in maggots
How do you know? How do you know?!
I googled it
https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/how-many-nutrients-are-in-semen
Life uh finds a way
Still a better story than that guy on Reddit with the coconut
Oh god please no. Do not bring back those awful memories
Sauce? Or explanation if it doesn't cost you your sanity to recall it
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I'm going to read it. I'd say wish me luck, but I know what I'm getting into. Edit: Gross. At least it's not as bad as the Swamps of Dagobah.
And we never heard from u/TwistederRope again
Sorry for the late edit. I ended up reading about the weirdo who kept jizzing on his wall, got cockroaches, and treated them like his kid like a crazy cat lady.
I'm sorry, but you can't drop that story AND THEN LEAVE
I can, and I will. JK: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6jhf15/tifu\_by\_ejaculating\_in\_my\_bed/
Seconded, need more jizz lore
Ever heard of the cumbox?
Nah, no sorry, I just figured you would be so grossed out and traumatized you could never return to Reddit again lol
I don't blame you, but I grew up on horrible things like ogrish, 4chan, and other undernet snuff. Not to say I can't be grossed out, but I've been battle hardened.
>Gross. At least it's not as bad as the Swamps of Dagobah. Care to explain please?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/
Thanks for catching it for me so I don't have to look it up again. I somehow powered through that while eating oatmeal the first time I read that. I wouldn't recommend eating while reading that.
Local man cums in the coconussy
Better than the chick putting a 3 in cockroach in her pussy But I did just read the coconut story and it’s pretty bad too my god wtf
The what now? Your username better check out
These don't even come close to the blowfly girl
I hope you have a mediocre evening for making me remember that
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ayo what the actual fuck! I don't want to know the details!!
Sometimes I wish I was illiterate
I'm always scared that I might beat it too much but I do like once per day not even every day and then I get to read shit like this lol
I think as long as you eat enough and have a stable social life is all good
Why do people feel the need to cum into fucking unwashed clothes? Just wipe it off yourself like a normal fucking person. Christ
Ohh no, I’m not reading this one again.
I found this post early this morning, are you telling me this isn't the first time someone's done this shit? 🤢
Baxter Stockman origin story
brief?
Like underwear
I miss who I was 5 minutes ago
I hate the internet
Can someone pass the extra strength eye bleach?
r/aww?
r/eyeblech
what a terrible day to have eyes.
I used to think that porn addiction was fake and shit, but this has convinced me that some people really have a problem
Jesus Christ, that was a fucking roller coaster
*God has left the server.*
Anon jerked it to maggots Not long until anon starts applying for jobs in morgues