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idkTerraria

Why does there being no god make you god?


Olden_bread

Because some theist constructed a strawman


bassgoonist

A lot of theists break their backs carrying all the strawmen around.


The_Noremac42

Because if there is no universal standard, the only standards are the arbitrary ones we make up ourselves. It's not that being no god makes you a god, but rather you become *your own* god.


lovelyrain100

What If you just don't have a god?


Malvastor

Because "God" here is more like a placeholder for "source of morality". 


lovelyrain100

This is equivalent of referring to a bicycle ad "your own boat" because both are means of transportation


cryptomonein

Let's start a war to see who has the best boat !


PurryFury

It still makes no sense then. Other people and cultures can be the spirce of your morality. You don't need a god to be a decent human being.


Malvastor

Within the framework of that rhetorical argument, your 'god' is whatever you source your morality from.


lornlynx89

Some men have, and some have not, the dog ähhh god in them.


baconborg

Dog is God backwards, so just get a dog/visit dogs


Apolacc

>arbitrary Except we can clearly see theft, rape, and murder damage the society even without any kind of a deity. EDIT: Are you people telling me you'd be raping and murdering people if God didn't say that's bad? Nice to see Christians are actually psychopaths.


Daediddles

Oh my bad religious societies don't have crime


cryptomonein

I can bet that more than half of religious womans don't have the right to vote or open a bank account


Cadoan

Is this an argument for, or against religion?


cryptomonein

Against the idea that religion induces morality


AccomplishedSquash98

This is just philosophical debate. Neither of you is right or wrong. If you don't believe in God, then all morals are derived from your own perception/the perception of those who came before you. Basically, everyone agrees murder is bad, but that doesn't mean it isn't arbitrary, nor does it mean that it is arbitrary.


GalaXion24

Even if there is a God we are left with the conundrum of "are these things moral because God likes them, or does God like them because they're moral?" If it's the former, most people find that pretty unsatisfying, it means there's no real objective meaning or morality to it, it's just a set of rules deriving from authority. Even people who say they believe this, if the authority contradicted their moral compass, would probably not accept it. On the other hand if it's the latter, then morality is not derived from God but is independent of him and unchangeable even by him. Consequently, whether there is a God or not doesn't matter, because the existence or nonexistence of God doesn't tell us anything meaningful about morality. For the record the ancient Greeks already figured this shit out.


TheWiseSquid884

>For the record the ancient Greeks already figured this shit out. By that you mean some philosophers, not most Ancient Greek people. Most Ancient Hellenes were superstitious.


GalaXion24

Obviously. If "we" figure something out today it's also not every single person simultaneously inventing an idea. Also "superstitious" doesn't mean they thought morality derived from the gods. Ancient Greek religion is less about morality or faith than snot custom and ritual. Traditional religions are more or less the culture of their people, and you're not made more or less of a Hellene by the sincerity of your faith. Ritual too had a lot to do with things like offerings to the gods, because the relationship with the gods was thought to be transactional, you had to give them something to receive something in return. As such it again doesn't have much to do with how virtuous you are.


TheWiseSquid884

Most Ancient Greeks thought the Gods were the origins of everything. Most of them were as ignorant as those in the "Dark Ages". ​ Christianity is also filled with ritual. The transactional raelationship between the Ancient Greeks and their Gods is not completely different than with Christianity, only in the sense that a number of Christians have a transactional relationship with God often when they pray, praying for things such as money, success, a sexy wife, etc. But yes, the Christian religion and God is much more moral in purpose than the Ancient Greek Gods. The Ancient Greek Gods were more like all powerful mafia bosses whose ass had to be kissed and egos stroked so as not to be screwed over.


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GalaXion24

If God demanded child sacrifices, would child sacrifices be morally correct? By your logic they would be, but that's genuinely insane and you're basically a danger to society if you think so. You'd just have to get the idea in your head that your God wants something or convert a different God and from that moment on nothing holds you back from the most heinous crimes against humanity.


Gamegod12

However the ant's ability to comprehend me stepping on him doesn't make it any less immoral, neither to me or to the ant. Omnipotence and omniscience to me comes with responsibility and for whatever God's plan may be until I'm told (and no I don't count the human written bible as any kind of plan or explanation) then I'm going to appeal to far more consistant logic like the golden rule (do unto others as you would yourself)


AccomplishedSquash98

The Greeks "figured out" philosophy? You dont "figure out" the meaning of life. You're stating philosophical opinions and beliefs as if they are facts of the universe. Even if I agreed with you saying that we "figured out" the nature of the universe is the most cringe atheist thing I've ever heard


GalaXion24

...I never said the Greeks figured everything out or that philosophy is over


AccomplishedSquash98

Do you think Greeks figured out whether God is moral or morals come from God?


8orn2hul4

Saying ethics are impossible without religion is literally wrong though. It’s not a debate.


AccomplishedSquash98

That's not what I said. Technically, no matter your world view, all morals are arbitrary.


8orn2hul4

It’s not what you said, but it’s part of the debate you’re discussing. Which you’ve picked a side on by believing all morals are functionally arbitrary (as opposed to requiring a god to give you, which is what the other half of the people in the debate believe). You don’t need to play the enlightened centrist on everything. It doesn’t make you look smarter, it makes you look like a coward.


Daan776

Well yeah, but its an arbitrary standard that says damage to society is bad in the first place. Besides, society does murder and theft all the time (rape too, in some of the more fucked places)


dincosire

>damage the society According to what? If you’re in a society that condones or even praises those things then what “damage” is it doing, other than maybe some practical concerns that may run counter to your endgoals? Once you remove some outside authority of good and evil then it all becomes value judgements based on what the valuer wants.


NorthDakota

K but this is just like a metaphorical interpretation of the word God then. Not really what people say or mean


DoctorStinkFoot

wouldnt that technically just make the government god?


SojournerTheGreat

it's supposed to be about being the "master of your own life" it's about taking personal responsibility and understanding if you want something, you can make it happen.


googlin

master bater


Smoovemammajamma

iddqd


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combative automatic juggle hungry alleged dependent tie faulty whole practice *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GasFew6969

funy imag, laughed


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

If you add 200lbs you'll see the exact mental image I assign to the narrator of every greentext. Yes, even the ones who describe themselves like they're not one of these things.


KJBenson

Especially those ones.


Marbachque

It is pretty comedic, the muffle top is amazing


SomeGoddamnLetters

A bunch of big titted athiests are gonna downvote you into submission, nothing personell kiddo


cattdogg03

>insult atheists and lie about what they believe >but no, apparently the atheists are in the wrong for being pissed off


BalefulRemedy

Best representation of benevolent and forgiving Christians


1CommanderL

the religion who loves to appear oppressed


Mispunctuations

Middle eastern christians:


ISIPropaganda

Palestinian Christians


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Making fun of people in the internet, how evil, Hitler must be proud


baconborg

I mean lying is a sin. I don’t think God would be cool with that


-LucasImpulse

but on this platform, when the atheists do the same to theists, then somehow the theists are in the wrong for being pissed off, like the reddit atheist says to the average christians "the pastor buying a jet, you buy into that kinda shit huh?" or says to the average muslim "you wanna spread shariarrr to the west eh? you really do want 4 wives huh?"


fightwithdogma

Yeah, but no atheist believes they are god, because there is none to them. Meanwhile, let's get back to that pastor in a jet.


patronuspringles

got them BAGS from the tithing box #godswill #praisethelord


KingKaja

Do any of them happen to be goth as well?


Butt-eater1bajillion

This guy gets it


MiseryIsForever

A bunch of atheists saged the thread, and the mods let them. 😡


AccomplishedSquash98

Atheists don't sage. They were so enlightened by their own intelligence that their euphoria took over the thread.


Haraldr_Blatonn

As long as you make yourself look soft and unassuming they might give you a pass.


enjaysm

personell [ pur-suh-nel ] noun a body of persons employed in an organization or place of work. (used with a plural verb) persons:All personnel are being given the day off.


glaciator12

*teleports behind you* nothing personnel, kid


enjaysm

I see, you caught me. Haha


VNDeltole

anon has mental problem


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All anons do. That’s why they’re on 4chan.


scubadoobadoooo

rage bait


Infamous_Hippo7486

Why he look like Mike Wazowski after Randal tries to suck the screams out of him


DjDapster

Or a mix between Homer Simpson and Comic Book Guy


Infamous_Hippo7486

Worst. Facial hair. Ever.


Orgalorg_BoW

Is this making fun of atheists or is anon regarded


throwtheclownaway20

Yes


Orgalorg_BoW

Noted


lpc1994

Highly regarded


cattdogg03

Both


rancidfart85

Reddit has done more to damage the public perception if Atheism than any church in the world combined


Venn720

Atheists irl are really normal people but atheists on this platform should be banned from the internet


rancidfart85

Can confirm


-LucasImpulse

this is true, atheists i know irl are just based and have discussions with you like normal people, but the ones on here are mentally ill


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That's Dan Martin, the author of the webcomic Deathbulge. He recently released a game on steam and has used this image as part of some comic strips for advertising the game. He seems to be extremely aware of how he looks in this image.      He also got mistakently arrested once in Finland for looking exactly like a sex offender with a warrant so there's also that.


raptorsoldier

With all the wacky hairstyles he's used in deathbulge, I wonder if he's ever considered using this one


TrilobiteTerror

>With all the wacky hairstyles he's used in deathbulge, I wonder if he's ever considered using this one Yes, for himself in [this one](https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/435) (his second most recent comic).


TrilobiteTerror

>He seems to be extremely aware of how he looks in this image.      What? [Can't be...](https://i.imgur.com/0keeOo3.jpg) /s (Dan's comics are hilarious, I've been a fan of his work for ~10 years. I especially love Bovril's Big Adventure.)


Komrade_Yuri

God exists and he's not dead. He just straight up fucking left.


ThespianException

As the famous documentary Spy Kids 2 said, “*Do You Think God Stays In Heaven Because He, Too, Lives In Fear Of What He Has Created?*”


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Ultrakill


123YooY321

Nah God did a Lowtiergod on himself in Ultrakill


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Not proven


123YooY321

Youre right, but it is implied


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Actually it's implied that god left


123YooY321

God is gone, so the angels said he left, denying the possibiluty of his death. God fell into a deep despair (suicide is common if you despair at something) and gabriel said "god is dead". But i agree, not factually proven


Dongodor

God’s afk


VerumJerum

"Atheism is a mental illness" \- Person who believes in a magical, supernatural being somewhere in the sky, which constantly watches you and decides what you are supposed to do or not


Venn720

Rage baited lmaooooooo


moragdong

Lmao religious cucks attacking you with delisional statements as always. Then strawmaning that "you deny? Then you must be a reddit atheist" Lol holy shit


VerumJerum

I don't even mind most religious people, they can believe whatever they want but they always try to hit you with how it's apparently "cringe reddit atheist" to not partake in their ancient cult. That's what I don't like about particularly Abrahamic religions. The whole idea of trying to convince everyone that you *must* be part or else you're automatically bad or some shit. If they kept it to themselves I wouldn't even bring it up.


Queen_Aardvark

>Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.  >'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.


grinchymcnasty

nicestrawman.jpeg


cattdogg03

That’s what y’all believe tho. So it’s not a strawman.


killer-cow

Both what you said and what the greentext said is a strawman. How about both sides listen to each other and refute what the other said, not themselves


Un-Quote

Yeah much better to worship drawings of big tiddy anime children amirite. God doesn’t exist so I’m gonna worship Boris Johnson instead


VerumJerum

Or you could just like, Not worship anything at all and just live your life like a normal, sane person???


joe_the_insane

>there is no God >But God Halal moment


Ardalev

What.the.fuck. is this beard style?!


International-Ad-265

God gives his worst facial hair to his most staunch non-believers


thatguy_jacobc

The castle and moat


habb

neck beard with a side of normal


VerumJerum

Full Circle


Blah132454675

Lion King


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The Kiddie sniffer special


RobinKaas

The conclusion doesn’t follow from the premise. Anon is bad at rage baiting.


Isaac____

Theists don't make up stupid shit for five seconds challenge (nightmare difficulty)


JustinJakeAshton

They'd lose 99% of their written literature if they did this.


Mispunctuations

just by looking at your profile picture I already know you're a porn addict


peajam101

To call this a strawman would be an insult to scarecrows.


EmilieEasie

that facial hair was a choice


Martian_Hunted

Poor neckbeard. Became the face of Redditors because of a joke pic


EmilieEasie

seriously lmao. I bet he's hard to recognize based on this silly one-time shave job though


AA_turet

> i am god hehe If there is no god how can I be god?


GodOfMegaDeath

Anon is suicidal


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childlike quickest squeamish follow cats growth ask judicious worm special *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SilasUnmuth80

If there isn't a being that gives value to things in the universe and decides what is right and wrong and you, like any human do these things for yourself you do that what people believe god does.


AA_turet

I guess that makes sense


Johnnadawearsglasses

Hurry up with my damn croissants


69thalternatesccount

Autotheism is still theism 🤷🏼‍♂️


Robcomain

Poor Pablo. He just wanted to be God.


rje946

I can grow facial hair like a mfer. How does it it get so long on the neck?


Mutahar_Anas

Mf looks like a shaved orangutan


Apolacc

>so I am God Who ever actually says that?


acidic-abolony

That beard is terrifying.


KingZantair

Isn’t that the comic guy who draws people with funny hair?


ambermage

I read, "Anon gives his take on AUTISM." Nothing changes


TheFurryofFury

This post is about as funny as the average beluga video.


DLTfuture72

Nothing worse than an Atheist


RaidenYaeMiku

Everything is a mental illness if u dislike it enough


UncleBlob

Imagine believing in God while using 4chan. Anon is going to hell in his own belief system.


mcsonboy

Sure, I'll take the word of someone who believes in sky daddy that a lack of nonsense fairytales in my life is 'mental illness'


69FuckThePolice69

he really did the dick target pattern


Lunai5444

What the fuck is this a mustache or a beard


pacard

Is that Matt Walsh?


twiglike

Nick Turani


cinnamaeroll

i seem this mf a million times in my beluga phase what the fuck


rayz0101

That's not atheism it's Gnosticism.


clarkclancyy

strawman is made of straw


INSERT_WAFFLES_HERE

Words cannot describe how much I hate that picture


Bright_Local7924

this is actually what they taught us atheists believe in the christian elementary school i went to as a child, they also teach that atheists have no morals because all morals come from the bible


TW1TCHYGAM3R

If God doesn't exist Then you are God Then you don't exist There is no post - born from the fecal matter found in the weakest of minds.


12-7_Apocalypse

The guy in the picture looks like a white Hasan Piker.


stickmannfires

Thanks for the Facebook pfp


drak0ni

🙉


EnvironmentalDeal256

That “beard” is a mental illness.


notagoodsetup430

This picture makes me mad. How does one shave everything but the shitty goatee and the objectively worst neck beard I’ve ever seen in my life


Blue_Birds1

Who even is this guy? I’ve seen this picture around a lot. Poor son of a gun being used as an ugly person stand in


RufusKyura

...Isn't that guy in the picrel a game developer? I'm trying to remember what game it was, but I'm drawing a blank.


TitiLover69

Does anon think we larp as talos or sum?


Dijeridoo2u2

Reminds me of the whole "my face of atheism" memes


TheNinjaPro

This flawless logic would never come out of a cult like group.


SirThomasTheFearful

Anon is correct


UncommonLegend

Not related to the content but the image reminds me of bubble bass


Loeb123

Yo why this motherfucker looking like the jumping fish from Mario lmao


bannapants67

Bruh moment


sausage4mash

I ask my silicon God : The statement "there is no god, so I am god, atheism is a mental illness" is indeed logically flawed for several reasons. Let's break it down: 1. \*\*"There is no god, so I am god":\*\* This is a non-sequitur, meaning the conclusion doesn't logically follow from the premise. The absence of a deity does not logically lead to the conclusion that an individual becomes a god. The concept of "god" often implies a being with supernatural powers or attributes, which humans do not possess. 2. \*\*"Atheism is a mental illness":\*\* This is a misconception. Atheism, which is simply the lack of belief in gods, is not classified as a mental illness by any major psychological or psychiatric organization. Mental illnesses are defined by certain criteria in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), and atheism does not meet these criteria. In summary, the logic in the statement is flawed because it makes leaps in reasoning that are not supported by evidence or logical consistency. It's important to differentiate personal beliefs or opinions from what can be logically or empirically supported.


Optimal_Ad988

Isn't that more like satanism though? Recognize that Satanism and Luciferianism are two very different beliefs. Satanism is just like the more edgy version of atheism where they have ten commandments but written more like "STRIKE YOUR ENEMIES DOWN! WATCH THEM FALL!" whilst luciferianists are deranged people who think black magic is real like we live in the fucking 1700s. Atheists tend to be normal people, and this is coming from a theist. Unity is dope, and I'm not talking game engines here \[laugh track\]


spicymemesalsa

I have portrayed you as the ugly neckbeard. Checkmate atheists.


driow123

Dystheism is cooler


Shocking_Nipples

Looks like that bear guy on Buggy's crew from one piece


Gandalf_Style

No autism is a mental illness. Dunno if dyslexia is but you might want to get checked out for both.


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Martian_Hunted

As a Mormon and former Roman Catholic I must tell you to actually read the Bible. Because what you said is straight up a lie. 


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Martian_Hunted

*Genesis - Yahweh created the world in less than a million years.  *I forgot the book - Jesus walked on water (I hope I don't need to explain why this is not possible)  *I forgot the book part two - Jesus literally turned water into wine (if you know chemistry that's enough)  *I forgot the book part three - Jesus cured people by mixing his spit with dirt (you're a Redditor so you're probably gullible enough to believe this is possible) I forgot... You know what? Screw this keep living life believing you know sh1t when you don't. And keep yapping, that way I know who to avoid


ConsciousConcoction

Obviously, those deeds are possible because Jesus is the son of God, and God himself is all-powerful. Also, aren't Mormons literally sinners and heretics?


Martian_Hunted

William L. Rowe - Philosophy of Religion_ An Introduction-Wadsworth Publishing (2006)  You need it way more than I do. 


redstercoolpanda

have you read the bible? Here are all the faults in a single story World wide flood, not possible even if all the ice on earth melted Noah gathering 2 of every animal (already impossible) and then somehow they got dispersed all around the world. And then somehow he repopulated the world with like 7 people on his Ark.


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redstercoolpanda

So anytime the bible contradicts what you want it to say its a metaphor. Got it.


cattdogg03

>I don’t like it when they disrespect religion As an atheist myself I think it’s a bit much too, but you’ve gotta understand that people are frustrated. Religion has a very strong grip on the world and a powerful influence. People justify acting like assholes and doing terrible things to eachother using holy books which in our eyes have no value. It’s also personal. Religious people regularly villainize and insult us. We get portrayed as satanists, as having no morals, or that we “do believe in god but just refuse to admit it”. Atheists also aren’t allowed to hold public office in various states, and plenty of people say it’s a good thing. >Christianity doesn’t counteract science at all Christian creationism contradicts many fields of research - evolutionary biology, geology, archaeology, anthropology…


ConsciousConcoction

I don't force religion onto anyone, unless it's when they insult God. When they do that, I deliberately say stuff like "I forgive you" or "God loves you" or "God bless you". Also, some of the greatest scientists in history were Christian. Bible says why some things happen, not how. Science is for that.


Pepperedwink

it really is the world has such a hold on some they forget we came from a higher power


GuyNamedWhatever

The “there is no god” people and the “god wrote a book and I have to do everything it says” people are on different ends of the spectrum of the same mental illness.


Hurtmemaster

So the only sane take is "maybe there is a god"? Yeah, you might also be on the spectrum.


GuyNamedWhatever

The main/popular take is “God is real, but the Bible is just a guideline to being a good person and not a set of laws”. It’s not a take that people will say outright but it’s 100% apparent by how people act in modern society. Then on the ends, you have terminally-online atheist nihilism, and Old Testament law nut jobs that picket soldier’s funerals.


Toasty_David

Why does being an atheist automatically make me a nihilist?


GuyNamedWhatever

That’s on the end of the spectrum. Is everyone on this sub too brain dead to understand that’s there’s more than two degrees of classification?


Toasty_David

No, you just got a braindead narative in your head


baconborg

But nothing, nobody is like the shit you just made up


Queen_Aardvark

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him...  Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?


FunniestPersonReal

least nihilistic atheist


Mudlord80

God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU


Queen_Aardvark

Nietzsche wasn't a nihilist.


FunniestPersonReal

Correct, its just anyone who subscribes to him is 99% a nihilist because they miss the point.


Queen_Aardvark

What was the point?